PREVIOUS >>ON PATROL: LIVE STARTS AT 9:00 PM ET AND ENDS AT MIDNIGHT (FRI/Sat)ON PATROL: FIRST SHIFT STARTS AT 8 PM ET FRI/SAT>Where the fuck is LIVE PD?GEORGE FLOYD TOOK THIS BIRTHRIGHT FROM YOUR PEOPLE. IT VALIANTLY RETURNS AS ON PATROL TO AWAKE THE MASSES TO THE NIGGER MENACE>Hurr Durr it's not actually liveTHERE CAN ONLY BE SO MANY TELEVISED MONKEY OUTBREAKS BEFORE PEOPLE WAKE UP.>Why is this on /pol/?LAW ENFORCEMENT IS THE MUSCLE BEHIND POLITICS.YOU'RE GODDAMNED RIGHT THIS IS RELEVANT.>What Channel?
>>526197437thank you baker!
>>526197437TYB and good evening anons
>>526197607And a good evening to you.
Hey gang! Been a long time since I’ve tuned in for a show! Hey does anyone know if anything happened to the retarded cop from Nye county over a year ago who ran up on the homeowner & swung him through the window at the front of his house for no reason then literally blamed the homeowner. I always wonder what happened to that asshole
>>526198000at least post the video ...
>>526197437Tyb>>526198000What's up NVE county anon?
>First time watching /opl/ on Linux (Mint) Feels weird
MAGA. Yes I voted for this. Still voting Trump. Ice ice, baby. Dun dundundun dun dun dun, ice ice baby!
>>526199565Sneed's Feed & Seed (formerly Chuck's). Also, "Bart's Fart & Shart" doesn't make any sense because the store wasn't called "Feed & Sheed" under Sneed's ownership so stop posting it.
I itch my bucci and it stinks :(
TGIF MOTHER FUCKERS
>>526200000
Good evening, filth edition.
>>526197437ty baker
I fell asleep last Friday but Saturday’s ep was pretty good. Laughs were had, butthole was shown, a good time all around. Here’s to another.
>>526200377I really hope we get to see Bryce again.
>>526200377I missed bhole?Gosh darn it
Hello frens.I hate niggers.
>>526200377>Saturday’s ep was pretty goodDamn, I missed that one, was watching Packers/Bears game.
>>526200492see picrel matey
>mountain lions in ohioschizo alert
Nice and wintry in Toledo.
Sounds like a mild swatting
>>526200377i planned on beating off to this ep, but i ended up taking pills instead
>>526200584fuck, same hereI miss Nye County
Dans cougar joke doesn’t work because even if Rizzo wasn’t a flaming fag he’s like 48
>mountain lionAdd it to the listHello to all my dear friends. Badge bunnies, ACAB losers, DUI apologists, boot lickers, webm chad, drawings dude, and perp haters like me.
GUILTY
>>526201122He has a family. Not gay. And I think he's the most based studio guy they've had. May be roiding, but still.
>>526201184born like that
chief hazen forgot about the suspension
>ayo mang she ain't finna be talm to yo ass n sheeitI hate that delusional wigger bitch inexplicably.
>i had a few...>*hic*>i had a few drinks>what'chu drinkin'?>w-wine s-spritzers
Dammit, my stream is giving me the shitty famous and infamous
>>526201148okengineers, doctors, lawyers, mountain lions
>doggy jail
It's a dark night already.
sheriff taylor is trying to explain the love and obligation to a loyal hound and this nigger has no concept.
>>526201327kek
>Seat belt chamsNow here's a guy who changes his smoke detector batteries.
>>526200492>>526200635>>526201499you're a retard, shrimp
>>526201569I like him
>>526201553That nigger is probably training the dog for dog fights
Do they have cameras in Minnesota?
What happened, pupster has to go to doggy jail now?
just got here, what's with the puppy?
>>526201725His nigger got busted for DUI.
>>526198534Just hanging out, how about you
>Racing somewhereYeah, they're racing to nowhere, Dan
>>526201725driver had no license and was driving drunk. hes going to jail. couldnt leave the puppy alone.
>>526201725he's an unrepentant criminal
>>526201780>>526201811>driving drunk with a puppyffs
>>526201725>>526201811correction, he had a license, it was just suspended
>>526201811>>526201780>>526201719the nog couldn't be bothered to call someone to pick it up
i feel like the camerapeople are doing a shit job tonight
>>526201725Killed 3 cops and a K9
>episode is so boring, they followed around a puppy in a field and went to a commercial after only 20 minutes>>526201787I hope to see more of your copypasta. I really like the yiddish and cholo ones.
Dark night gets darker
>you are good, relaxhe's going to chimp out isn't he
>>526202342>they followed around a puppy in a fielduhh BASED
>sir, did I do anything wrong
>>526202400god willing
>>526202342I've had the show muted for all the dog segments and watched a youtube video instead
>>526202394Nigger Patrol Live
Greetings gentlemen, just tuning in did I miss anything good?
God damn niggers are so stupid
>step away from me
I know the pants-waist-below-the-butt is a carry over from people signifying sexual willingness but does anyone actually find it comfortable? It looks annoying as hell to walk around like that.
Was there any reason to escalate the stop to this level?
>sir>s-sir!>*sounds of sirens intensifies*>sir did I do anything wrong?>what I do....?>sir
They need to add a new codicil to all criminal laws that imposes a shaved head for any perp with dreadlocks. They would not like it.
>i didn't turn in here
>>526202541it feels comfy to let your ass hang out sometimestry it with gym shorts
There's a troll ITT with a flag not typically here. Don't reply to it.
>>526202557he had a felony warrant
>>526202557An inability to follow the most basic of directions,
thanks for 2 minutes of driving and sirens dan
Why can't they just shut the fuck up for 30 seconds?
Looking like an eclipse
>wat going on out ch'ere
niggers wash their dishes in the yard?
>taking the pan outside to rinse it with the hosebased
Always avoid Nissans on the road.... Always.
>>526202620I have a few old gym shorts I wear when doing laundry or cleaning and they always slip. Drives me nuts.
>>526202856not based.grotesque.
>>526202584I remember back in school they had some nigress come in talking about how special cornrows and dreads were because they tied back to the agricultural fields their ancestors had to work in during slavery.
Hannity's got that Indian congressman on his show and tearing him a new one over his abolish ICE act
>>526202868I’m always amazed to see one 1.) without 90% window tint 2.) without heavy body damage 3.) without a blown head gasket and/or serious exhaust issues
>>526202843Probably dumping cooking grease in neighbors yard
>>526202999>nigress come in talking about how special cornrows and dreads were
>>526202999checkedalso some nonsense about maps leading them north to escape slavery
>>526202999
>>526203024I'm not watching sir shabos goy Hannity.
>>526203092was she on the show more than once?
>>526202979No it's pretty fucking based to clean off grease in a simple and efficient manner.
>>526203171Not to my knowledge
>yakabozo still driving
need this pup
>>526203293Dan loves these pursuits to nowhere
>>526203293Bozo's got a beak... holy schnoz
what a waste of time
>>526203324Someone will adopt him by morning, the nig doesn’t care since the dog was just a show piece.
What did he say on the radio?
>honday.. jeana... geneshisholy fuck what a mushmouth retard
>>526203363picrel>when i see someone with a beak
Dey luk like gud bois
>>526203363Yeah. And Yaka-nose-o is an insufferable douchebag who takes himself way too seriously because of his deep-seated insecurities about it.
>>526203546On their way home from night college
Dude, the cops would have to see my assAin't no way I'm pulling my pants up with multiple guns aimed at meOnly a retard would do that
>nigger turns around and faces them>Obviously strongly considering runningNigger cops don't get even get the slightest bit more serious on himI hate niggers
>>526203629Took the words from me, I was just thinking to myself both the black and the white guy reached to their pants and pulled it up before getting onto the ground.
>>526203661>ayo playa, s'all good gangsta, just turn 'roun' pretty please mah brothaNiggers
>>526203629>>526203741why not goatse a group of cops for luls?
>>526203741To be fair, pulling up your pants is pretty much an automatic thing you do without even thinking if you are not a nigger
someone explain what is going on, i think i drank myself retarded.
>>526203741I remember that guy that got turned into Swiss cheese in a hotel hall did that very thingSome people, even in the most tense dangerous situations, have zero awareness
>>526203880so did this guy on the show
>>526203862I pretty much always do if I have been sitting down for awhile.
Sticks just dropped a subtle slam of the tranny agenda. Is he based? Besides banging prime Lana?
>>526203880I'm 100% sober and I have the same questions
Yes dude we have all discovered the wonders of ordering generic Viagra off the internet. I pop them at 39 to fuck my 27 year old girlfriend. Lots of alcohol and a Viagra is a helluva combo and will let you fuck for 45min before nutting.
This bimzelx chick is a CUTTTIE pie
so dan had to use boner pills to conceive his young children
>>526203862But survival instinct, I would assume, kick in when you have a bunch of cops with guns screaming at you what to do and what not to do
Bimzelx Boobas!
Is this faggot Sticks back for good?He's even worse than retard nigger (what happened to him btw? I don't watch that often, clearly)
I want to watch that Best Medicine show just to see how they fuck up a pretty wholesome premise with a bunch of pozzed faggy shit
>>526204027do you see blue?
>>526204169Curtis was accidentally deported to Somalia
>>526204165copernicus is black and missing
>>526204165meant for you >>526204217
>>526204165Sticks and Tom Morris Jr. were the OG’s of livepd… Sticks dated Lana del Rey and semi quit the show because he hated going back and forth to NYC every weekend
god i need to clear my sinusesmaybe i should listen to some sappy old school country and cry it out
>>526203861>why not goatse a group of cops for luls?Kek, you have the right to remain regular
>>526204319Tom Morris Jr. was a natural in front of the cameras
Tonight has been really bad
>>526204027I’ve never used viagra, cialis, or any other aphrodisiac. Do they really work? I’m in my late 30s and have no issues maintaining an erection even though I haven’t had sex in about seven years.
that car has an L77 which was never used in a corvette, i hate retards
What's with the shower cap?
>let's head back to rich nigga county!This better be good, but I know it'll just be watching a cop take a report.
>>526204674It's a "bonnet"
>>526204416i always think of those chicks shitting all over themselves all daydunno why they wanna be associated with a gut full of feces>>526204522i've never wanted to try nor needed iti can't imagine how shitty a 4 hr boner would be1 hr is bad enough... sex is lame..would rather beat myself than to beat off or fuck
>>526204212Nope it’s actually a lot of fun having your girl riding your dick and squirting on you 3 times while she’s riding you and your dick stays fully erect while you don’t have to put any effort in when you’re drunk as fuck until you decide to nut.>>526204338Use a netty pot or compressed saline solution to put a bunch of water into on side of your nose and tilt your head sideways and it’s unreal how much it will clear your sinuses out. Just remember to hold your breath because that much water going through your sinus cavities feels crazy like a river clearing your head out.>>526204522Yeah they really do and it’s honestly amazing how they affect your dick… I don’t have any problem getting a boner without the generic Viagra but it’s like taking a drug and your dick becomes a monster. It’s not a aphrodisiac, it literally turns your dick into a stone and mixed with alcohol you can fuck for almost an hour without nutting.
>need for gun safetyF U Abrams. They don't "own" that gun or have a license or training or a safe or anything. They're criminals who give kids loaded weapons to play with.
>You can hear the retarded niglets screaming in the background
>>526204827>squirting on you 3 timesoh hey piss petish anon haven't seen you in a bit
the only rule of fun ownership is have fun.
>>526204674>>526204763These shower caps or bonnets or whatever they call them kinda remind me of the IDF soldier helmets.
Drunk boomers bitches are fucking awful
Boomers booming.
>Over an hours of nothing but dangerous Black perps>Dan's so desperate he airs a video of old White people having a quiet disagreement
>>526204887Nah it’s them legitimately cumming on you and it feels like they’re peeing on you when they really cum hard and their whole body seizes up and their pussy feels like quicksand
Kek, this old guy is hilarious
day of the pillow soon
>Hey pal, who are youThey are at death's door and still being insufferable assholes
>>526204674Pretty much all do it, it's for their nappy hair, keep in moisture and grease on their head because their hair is easily broken. Alot of sheboons are bald or nearly bald.
>>526205051Dan likes denying services to Whites and calls the White guy a jerk. Has he ever called any of the violent POC on this show a name?
>>526205033Can you explain what this female cum is? We know what male cum is, so this female sexual discharge that's not piss has got to be something
>>526205084And they get real defensive about it too>white bitches wear hair extension tooBut most non-nigger women can grow their hair to a nice long length. It's not a necessity to put fake or some cancer patient's hair in your head.It's some bizarre shit.
the propane tank shit is a total racket
>>526205218Can't blame a scammer when retards keep falling for it It's why I stopped getting upset with Pajeets scamming retarded old people
>>526205033>he thinks it's not piss
>look at this giant houseHow'd they afford this originally, and how do they continue to maintain it today? Does everyone have access to free money or something? That looks like a million dollar home.
>Dan cutting away from Richland county rabble to show two enfeebled white Floridians in a civil dispute.
>>526205218i cancelled mine that previous home owners had and said come get it fags. been like a year they havent even called
>>526205218we have a natural gas connection to our houseI can't imagine living without it
>>526205218It's like renting a modem from your ISPJust buy a better one upfront and if the company doesn't want to fill it, fuck em'.... Find another propane supplier.
>>526204827>Use a netty pot or compressed saline solution to put a bunch of water into on side of your nose and tilt your head sideways and it’s unreal how much it will clear your sinuses out. Just remember to hold your breath because that much water going through your sinus cavities feels crazy like a river clearing your head out.truth man, been meaning to get some saline stuff to shoot up there...every day with this congestion shit>>526204827>having your girl riding your dickwhat about your step sis?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehQ6pOWJ7pM
>>526205284They're successful White people who worked hard and take pride in their home. Hence Dan hates them.
>>526205284>a million dollar home.Maybe in Miami but not Daytona Beach
>>526205284They probably bought it 30 years ago for 350k and it's now appreciated to something retardedWill they leave it to their kids or do they have a reverse mortgage is the real question
What a peculiar negro
>shouts out curtis>can't remember tom's last name>doesn't mention dan at all
I can't be mad at a nigger who wants to stay on the right side of the law
>>526205177>>526205283It’s like having warm water poured on your dick and ball sack… When women cum it’s not like cum out of a dick since they carry no sperm, it’s like imagine a cup of warm spit being poured on the top of your dick… When women really cum it’s like hot water and retards who have no experience with women confuse this with piss when piss is disgusting and smelly, a woman cums inside her pussy lips and doesn’t pee on you with her pee hole which is located next to her hood and clit… ffs is this sex ed 101?
>>526205284Those houses were much much cheaper 30-40 years ago. They maintain it by calling for the cheapest mexican they can find. Those type of boomers are the worst, privileged shit heads that talk down to people. Also, they're boomers, just look at any boomer thread posted and you'll understand.
Honestly a little scary that this guy was watching and knows where they areI know it's probably a 20-30 minute delay but if someone wanted to hurt these police it's entirely too easy
Any chance we ever get a guest appearance by Donald Trump on an episode to give a play by play of the interactions? I feel like it would drive ratings through the roof!
heres muh mixtape
>>526205838when nye county comes back in 2 weeks
this is barely first shift worthy, how is this a triple play
>>526205741>It’s like having warm water poured on your dick and ball sack>t. piss enjoyer
based thirster.
>>526205906stop giving people false hope!
>>526205936Those two swigs of vodka were entertaining lol
Definitely not drunk
>>526205528is that ms rings of powah herself in the passenger seat?
kek druk chad
Btw Elon saw all of that shit from that car.
who remembers the big booty whipppets girl
>drunk and high on whippetsThis guy was coming from or going to a gay orgy wasn’t he?
>>526206036He definitely did and was watching what was being said in the car.
There is a perfectly reasonable explanation. Americans drive on the left in the timeline he came from.
>dry stateLol
>I know I'm jumping timelines here
>i've been doin this 28 years>i don't smoke>and i don't drink alcohol>so i got a church mouse nose
>>526206155Looks like Aaron rodgers
>>526206228kek that loss to the texans had him down bad
>boomers driving down the highway smoking weedBased
>>526206228It's Aaron Rodgers from another timeline.
>noise pollution is cool
>cop admits to having a high flow cat on his mustangnice job admitting to breaking federal law on tv retard
>>526206385>>526206393he looks like the type of dweeb that thinks loud is cool
>>526206284That game fucking sucked. I want my Monday night back.
>>526206457the qb talkin shit to the fans after 5 fumbles brought it all together for me
>>526206228>>526206357kek, i once remember an obsessed Rodgers fan that worked at a hospital...every time she saw me, she said i looked like him and that was fuckin all she could talk about>Aaron Rodgers>Aaron Rodgers>Aaron Rodgerswhat a crazy bitch
>>526206228Aaron Rodgers is unbelievable how he has scammed the entire NFL for a paycheck. I don’t blame him but that Achilles injury after guaranteed $100 million for one season from the jets to sit home for a year was a master class>Why have since I erased my history yesterday the captcha’s have become unbearable faggotry
>meth pipeLmao these bozos
uh oh
would
it's over
>>526206683I'm so glad I have such a natural way of being cold and ignoring annoying bitches.When I use to have a normal commute jobs I always had some cunts try to either yap at me or try to test me and I would shut their shit down so fast. I'm not trying to be some dumb whore's work buddy. Get out of my face.
>>526206885Kino pic
>crossed state linesoh shit, they fucked up
>it’s a white male. He’s hispanicUh, que?
this is a white male to richie maher
Where's an ICE sniper when you need one
Did officer reddit just call this fucking spic a white male?
D E P O R TEPORT>white male
I HATE COLOMBIAN JOGGERS
>jogging
Officer Reddit lists all violent criminals as white. So heckin’ progressive.
>>526207098It's a thing that needs to be change ASAP during Trump's term
>>526207190kek, was thinking the same thing
Based like these two, right?https://nypost.com/2026/01/15/us-news/minnesota-day-care-worker-accused-of-fatally-suffocating-baby-days-before-his-first-birthday-to-seek-attention/https://nypost.com/2026/01/16/us-news/long-island-nurse-caught-on-camera-beating-disabled-5-year-old-but-is-only-arrested-after-tv-news-aired-the-video/
>>526207231Damn. Governor Walz was right
>officer reddit>white male>brown spic
>what i did
Some anon in here would.
GYATT
>>526207231See this sort of thing all the time on the louisiana parole board. They only have black or white, and I think they're only recently selecting hispanic but their older records need to be adjusted. Finally, Asian=White for some reason.
>>526207340>I got mah churen at home
>>526207361gyunt
>>526207357Kek where's the guy who was talking about how he was poppin' viagara?
