Europe sent 34 men from 5 countries to fend off the looming US invasion. What are their orders?What are they thinking? What are they doing to fend off boredom?
Greenland is the size of Europe. What is the purpose of this military deployment?
Does anyone actually care our reality is a theatre show? People seem to be passionate about fictionist escapism rather than reality.
>>526204048>Two squads
>>526204048Humiliation ritual
>>526204048Their orders are to take control of the US military base that's been there since 1948!But in reality, they're probably all drinking beer and playing poker with the Americans soldiers stationed at Thule Air Base.
>>526204048They are not there to “defend” they are there as a means to encourage the US not to invade since if they kill those men then it will absolutely trigger a much larger conflict one that America can not win in Greenland. This is a polite way of saying fuck off stop being retards stop threatening Greenland.
>>526204048Will the seagulls stop laughing at them?
>>526204454Come on anon, there's a brit with them.They're also having tea.
>>526204308>Does anyone actually care our reality is a theatre show?>Denmark: we will fight the US if they invade Greenland!It's just ridiculous. There will never be any military involved in this foolishness. This saber rattling just makes Europe look foolish.
>>526204048>What are their orders?give up at the first sign of trouble>What are they thinking?why am I even here?>What are they doing to fend off boredom?Masturbating, and board games
>>526204048lol the LAPD has more manpower that that!
they'd rather fight for greenland than ukraine
>Sergeant! You and that corporal are going to Greenland to defend it from a US invasion. >Just the two of us?>yes. >but what are we supposed to do? >destroy any US invasion forces>Just the two of us?>yes.>alone on an island the size of Europe?>yes>are we being punked?
>>526204761I genuinely believe that part of the reason ofr this is so that Trump can justify the annul of nato
>>526204048They’re gonna film some police/military slop opera series with car chases and murder mystery in the snow. And gay sex, lots of gay sex.
>>526204512Fifth post best post
https://youtu.be/LfagoEUenK4?t=2
>>526204761lol who does that dumb bitch think NATO is?
>>526204512>They are not there to “defend” they are there as a means to encourage the US not to invade since if they kill those men then it will absolutely trigger a much larger conflict one that America can not win in Greenland.No one is killing those men. They are in zero danger. In the unlikely event of the US suddenly deciding to invade, they'd just land some place far away from the EU troops. Greenland is enormous.
>>526205440>lol who does that dumb bitch think NATO is?
>>526204750Yes, Pakistanis do drink a lot of tea
>>526205525>In the unlikely event of the US suddenly deciding to invade, they'd just land some place far away from the EU troopsOkay and soldiers still need to physically go into city centers and military bases in order to occupy those spaces. That's where the potential for conflict and death is.
>>526204048Coalition of the Willing against the Axis of Evil
>>526205525>America can not winAre you stupid? If there was a will to invade and take Greenland, the US could do it very easily.
>>526204048Dta
>>526206249This whole thought experiment is ridiculous. We have a military base there and our navy controls the ocean around Greenland. It's just siblings squabbling about nothing. .
>>526205550most of nato members are freeloaders.
>>526204761>muttoid accusing anyone of saber rattling as they rattle their sabersyou sound like retarded vatniks. i really want Europe to go to war with you. You cannot even defeat sand monkeys but you think you can take on Europe. Unbelievable levels of brain rot and delusions
>>526204048The Socialist politicians from Denmark shouldn't have tried to host Chinese and Russian bases in Greenland behind our backs. We had an agreement since 1951, and they violated it several times. Europeons FAFO too much, now they have forfeited Greenland. China already has 5 military bases in Antarctica.
>>526206499Incorrect NATO without the US is the second largest military power and has 50x the amount of specialized arctic troops we have a severe lack of kit our tanks and vehicles are not configured for the extreme cold and most importantly our weapon systems do not work for very long in arctic conditions. The chips freeze and that is ggnoreee
Are Eurofags this poor that they can't afford to send more then 34 measily men?
>>526206499Oh not to mention we would be fighting a peer to peer conflict which we don’t do. We would get decimated it’s not even close there is zero way to win in Greenland.
>>526204048Fuck. No more brother wars
>>526204159Vacation.
>>526207935You spics are not our brothers.
>>526207935let's go 99
>>526207935>Fuck. No more brother warsCool it with the antisemitism you bigot.
>>526207935>India
>>526207658The US trains in Alaska and has a huge division of arctic troops retard you don’t know what you’re talking about
Two norwegian autists can survey a radius of 18.000km each surviving off leverpostei and kvikk lunsj for up to 70 days
>>526204048OMG! IT'S JUST LIKE THE JUSTICE LEAGUE!
>>526208490I've trained with you retards in those arctic exercises, you lose every single time. It's like shooting braindead africans fighting naked because they think it makes them invisible to the enemy, thats the level you are at this current moment.Also you guys are brown and short as fuck. The amerimutt meme ain't no meme it's real life.
>>526204048Kek. Sounds like a shit European reality TV show
>>526204159If the United States attempted a deployment and there were to be a fatal encounter between the landing force and small European force, then that would establish the European right to evict the Americans from the continent and the establishment of a new world order where the US is not the European hegemon.
>>52620404834 Million troops?! Holy shit amerimutts are even more fucked than I thought lmao.
>>526204761>>Denmark: we will fight the US if they invade Greenland!She never said that though, not even in picrel.
>>526204048In theory, posturing, perhaps reconnaissance.In reality, fucking eskimo girls and drinking with the americans stationing there while laughing at how fucking retarded everyone's leaders are.
>>526208490Slightly incorrect we do train in Alaska but we only have a little over 2k total arctic troops NATO without us has about 100k. Not to mention Finland is especially dangerous on that front. Stop being a retard stop your hubris apologize to our Dane frens and shut your fucking mouth and never speak again about this foolishness
>>526208702I'd be curious to know which elements it was. The US has some pretty serious specialised divisions, but their general rank and file aren't too impressive.
>>526209178This lol
>>526204048Ahahahah hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha
>>526204048What kind of pupperinos were pull them? How big was the sled Fred?
>>526209403
>>526207935Why I see shitskin?
>>526204048>Europe sent 34 menNot 33?You guys had one fucking job.
>>526204048 (OP) #What kind of pupperinos were pulling them?How big was the sled Fred?
>>526209516The UK isn't a part of Europe so Europe did send 33.
Is that a glacier in the background?
>>526204512It's not even the whole reason.They're all officers so they're also there to get familiar with the land and where to build defendable positions.Americans just think anyone in gear means they're a goon that only know how to fight and neglect tactics and surveying the land.They literally said this themselves that they're officers to scan the land and not a force that can combat an army as that's not the point.True that they're also there as killing them gives Europe a reason to retaliate in numbers
>>526207238Why do belters always feel the need to being Russia out of nowhere?
>>526209668We are part of Europe. Just not the EU. We are getting in on this fight too.
>>526205525why are they so fixated on us invading? why would we do that when we could just take the fucking thing. its sitting there for free.
>>526204048That's the sum total of EU's military.They have one bullet to share amongst them.
>>526209740There's an SAS team there on the quiet gathering intel already.
>>526205525>unlikely event of the US suddenly deciding to invadeThe US would just land at the US owned and opwrated Thule airbase at Nuuk, or literally any port.Europeans sent 30 people to Nuuk where the US has over 200 personal stationed. Furthermore the US has treaty authority to have any number of troops (used to be 10,000) and has full mining and drilling rights for Greenland. Denmark's involvement in Greenland is a mere formality.
>>526210017>Denmark's involvement in Greenland is a mere formality.Come and take it faggots.
>>526207238Im not sure if the US could ever take or defeat Europe, but I know for certainty. That Europe could absolutely never defeat or take the US. Think about that while you kvetch on the far corners, without any real risk of being bombed, egging on this divide.
>>526210017That's literally why this whole charade is such a joke.
>>526207239Based and medieval pilled
>>526204512Finally an early in the thread american poster who gets it
>>526204048atleast send two you cheap fucks, nose niggers gonna get bored.Everyone with odd numbers is retarded
>>526207935Fuck off chang
>>526204048https://youtu.be/ZRE9jRtiO3I
>>526210212Canada is also a part of nato so they'd have at least one front. But USA controls the waters so Europeans couldn't really get there and Canada alone would be slaughtered in days. Depressing but for NATO this is an unwinnable war unless they're going for a war of attrition
>>526209740Very good point
>>526210212You think Canada and South America are friends of America? Trump has fucked up bigly.
>>526210527Thats kinda my point. I figure the US would get bogged down if they ever invaded the mainland, which i doubt they ever would, but Europeans wouldn't even reach the US. Let alone take any ground or hold it. It's easy for people like the gypsy to say come and take it, but they'd never set foot on US soil, so why start shit.
>>526210017>The US would just land at the US owned and opwrated Thule airbase at Nuuk, or literally any port.>Europeans sent 30 people to Nuuk where the US has over 200 personal stationed. Furthermore the US has treaty authority to have any number of troops (used to be 10,000) and has full mining and drilling rights for Greenland. Denmark's involvement in Greenland is a mere formality.Then why is Europe getting all their panties in a bunch? We don't care if if Inuits live all over the island. We don't care if NATO troops are on the island. We just don't want China or Russian presence on the island.
>>526211047>We just don't wantYou don't get a say.
>>526204048Tokenistic.If anything were to happen to those soldiers though, it would be a casus belli for those nations to declare war.
>>526204048please use your sonic weapons on them, and lock up those fucking deserters and traitors in jail for at least a few years, when you take Greenlandif they were anything better than that, they'd fight for Europe, against the fucking eu tyrants and their pets, instead of prancing like faggot deserters and traitors over there
>>526207935wtf is this
>>526211545And what are you doing you faggot?Crying on the internet.
>>526211601>And what are you doingsame as any essentially disarmed population can doprecisely because of such deserters and traitors sent to Greenlandyou should know: you can't even get assault spoons, britbongian sodomite
>>526204048Quality over quantity
>>526211710>same as any essentially disarmed population can doYou're crying on the internet. Stfu faggot.
>>526212164are you a streetshitting zutt monkey, or just a traitor (the latters are even lower: never any worse enemy than a traitor)
>>526209178>>526209297
>>526206388>Literally beating a picture of himselfI will enjoy watching you be raped by russians
>>526212205Stfu you little crying faggot.
>>526212266you know you deserve the traitor gallows, right?may you get it soon
>>526208702We'll just bomb you kek your planes suck eurofag
>>526204159Most of it is just glacier and tundra. About as hospitable as Antarctica
>>526204048Itd be funny if we maduro’d them as a prank
>>526204048Theyre preventing another inuit intifada
>>526212350
>>526204048@4chanGrok How many people does the best drone of the united states air force can kill in a single mission?Asking for a friend...
>>526212308>may you get it soonYou and who's army you little faggot? Go cry some more.
>>526212527if your pypo doesn't lynch you, your turd worlding pets will devour youand that's a good thing
>>526211787They forget that the vast majority of Americans aren't going to stand by and watch the leader they hate start a global war in their name.
>>526209740It’s literally a gay photo op for the media. There’s nothing a small team or single officer could learn that’s not already on military strategy books on Greenland land game. It’s not like it’s a new found land, it’s been a part of NATO difference Pilar’s since NATO was founded.
>>526212575Learn to punctuate you silly little boy.
>>526212614OK, newfag
>>526204048>finland: 2are they on pervitin? if yes they are more than enough to fight off mutt invasion!
>>526210527Canada has 30,000 active military, virtually no Air Force and a missile defense and weapon systems that depend on the U.S military assets
>>526204048Reconnissance and deterent. If US troops kills these troops in a possible invasion then it's casus belli for war.The US armed forces know this.
>>526212585Just like the British with Keir?
>>526212857>if the US kills these troopsThe Americans will land, and they will all run out to swap rations and call one another gay in the way you do with friends.
>>526212745
>>526211787>15 officersWhat’s more embarrassing: sending 1 officer over to Greenland to recon a defensive footing against the world’s largest military? Or is it the fact that Europe had absolutely no Greenland defense plan to begin with?But hey, gotta start somewhere I guess
>>526211787yea that worked so well in ukraine retard. let me know how all that quality western equipment broke through to crimea.
>>526212857>land mass bigger than Europe>35 officersEuros: checkmate, muttsSo just don’t bomb in the 5000sq foot area where those officers are sleep?
>>526213336You still won't do shit.
>>526213031>the fact that Europe had absolutely no Greenland defense plan to begin with?Well the last plan (allied bases) fell appart, so yeah there's need for a new one
35 is enough to defeat brown hordes of muttland
>>526204048Yo GreenlandThe Niggers&Jews are comingZOG-Pimp verses ZOG-Pimp in a winner-take-all Smack-Down.
>>526204048>What are they doing to fend off boredom?Hang-out on 4Chan with a bunch of retards.
>>526213162>3 days to kiev>any day nowkys zigger
>>526204159>Purpose?Locate qt and annexe panties.
>>5262079350-8 all nuke 9 and send them back to their nuke wasteland.>Like fallout only shittier
>>526205525They can just land on the airfield with a single passenger liner, unload unarmed troops and just beat anyone who resists unarmed.
>>526204159Messaging. They aren't there to repel an invasion, they are there to prevent one. They even invited the US military to participate in the exercises. If they say "yes" then it validates the alliance and if they say "no" then Trump was never serious about defending Greenland from Russia or China.
>>526212745> Canada has 30,000 active military, virtually no Air Force and a missile defense and weapon systems that depend on the U.S military assetsWhy would Canada spend money on defense? They’re surrounded by the US military umbrella. They can’t be invaded.
>>526212738That's where the European strategic nigger reserves come into play.Americans can't physically shoot niggers. Niggers will freeze. Europe will be saved.Problem solved.
>>526204048> 34 menLike, 34 thousand? Surely they don't mean to say 34 individuals
>>526204048So 10 troops and 2 sled dogs...I'm shaking in me boots!
>>526214012Memefaggot late to the party again.
>>526213922Greenland is the key to defending North America from Russia and China. There’s nothing scenario where if the gloves come off, the US doesn’t take it over in 24 hours. Greenland has nothing to do with European defense, they have no skin in the game with Greenland. Europe is holding Greenland hostage so U.S maintains the European nato defense in Ukraine. If we take Greenland now, we no longer need Europe for our Atlantic defense
>>526205525>just land on a glacial cliff with zero infrastructure broAmericans are actually just low IQ goblins, no wonder Jews resent you so much.
>>526213760I will happily die for my queen
>>526204048who the fuck would be stupid enough to go frozen shithole in January ?
>>526206388jesus mongol faggot put a shirt on ya fucking dweeb
>>526207935gonna be canaderpo
>>526204048trump is so fucking smart it blows my mind. for decades we've been trying to get these eu nato free-loaders to pull their own weight defending THEIR HOME REGION. all trump had to do is say he wanted to take greenland and these morons got so triggered they did exactly what he wanted all along, they put nato and eu forces on greenland! he really plays 5D chess while everyone else is playing checkers.
>>526214305zognald von drumpfenstein couldve waited until spring to do his tweeting and gassing up eurotards, but nooooo....
>>526213922I think if I were Trump, I would've just built up a larger military presence on Greenland using the existing security deal, and then kick out the two dog sleds later on and accuse Denmark of trying to steal USA's investment.
>>526210527Europe has some really quiet subs which specialize in litoral combat. They would sink USN vessels like shooting fish in a barrel. Also the US has outsourced arctic infantry warfare to Canada and the Nordics because in the last 20 years they concentrated on fighting in middle eastern deserts. War in the arctic wouldn't be as asymmetric as one would assume at a first glance.
>>526214452All he had to say was that he was okay with a mere 35 of them.We could have done that years ago.
>>526204159Can do what the fuck they like on their land anon, I thought you burgers were champions of muh freedoms?
>>526214522Don't forget, Ukraine would be on our side. The most combat experienced ground forces currently with extensive knowledge of naval, recon and airborne drone technology.
>>526214129If that happens the US will lose its power projection in the MENA region, as the bases in Europe will be closed and access to the Mediterranean will be denied.
>>526215018>Don't forget, Ukraine would be on our side.I think they are a bit busy at the moment mate.
>>52620404834 troops in this economy ?Holy shit i bet they had to scrap last money they had.
>>526204512they are there so the EU can pretend they did something. The funny thing is it almost makes Trump’s point for him. Europe is so fucking pathetic. They can do fuck all to help Ukraine, what would happen if Russia and China started an invasion of Greenland? They have been shit testing the EU, and the EU pretty much just shat itself, and posted memes about Putin instead of doing anything. I could see you faggots losing Greenland without firing a single round. If you had any brains, you’d be begging for your bigger stronger ally to take the icey hell hole from you. Instead you will import more rapejeets to fuck your women and children, and fight as hard as you can to keep something you can’t even hold from your actual enemy, from staying in the alliance as a territory controlled by an ally because you have cumsocks for brains, and a giant chip on your shoulder that makes you flex and pretend to be a big man. God damned euroshits.>>526208702>i can beat Mike Tyson at shadow boxingso by your own admission, they are sending the rejects at you because they don’t even respect you enough to practice against you? Fucking kek
>>526215095Not really. They stalled the Russians last year. It's only drones and missiles spam they are struggling with now.If America goes to war with Europe it would take a few days for the combined forces to finish the Russians off and turn westward.
>>526215238Kek.....Delusional retard.The U.K need to wipe out all traitors in politics. All intelligence agencies and gchq need to be completely overhauled and mass sacking and arrests.And mass remigration immediately.
>>526215238Something else that is never considered is that Europe has experienced war, the USA hasn't.The moment a few bombs land on their soil they will shit themelves, look how scared they were after 9/11 . . .the American people would protest at the sight of the first body-bag and cry themselves to sleep.
>>526204159Saber rattling.What I want to know is where they find men willing to do this while their homelands are being invaded.
>>526215393>All intelligence agencies and gchq need to be completely overhauledNo they are fine, it's the civil service that needs a kick.
>>526211787Covers whole body in snow rabbit hides. Have set up 5 perimeters of sniper rifles disguised as icicles to jump from one to another for maximum positioning advantage. Makes mansion igloo that looks like natural mountain out of 3 kg of snow. Gets drone striked by an automated drone ai that was trained on 2012 Xbox cod lobbies.
>>526215430There's only 9% approval as it stands. That would evaporate instantly when things became real. Magatards are a bunch of shut in pussies. All mouth and no trousers. They would be dragged out of their homes by their neighbours and shot in the streets.
>>526204048>34 menWe should have them arrested.
>>526209740>wtf colonel snickerbitch I don't know how our intel has failed us, it's not green up here at allGo suck a double sided dildo (björgensmörgen) at an ikea you silly bitch. We need Greenland before you fags get replaced by Mohammed Mohamedson larping as euros. Your country is a non factor that is only attractive if your goal is to commit crime and get a free dorm room as a penalty
>>526216012Every single European nations is FAR whiter than yours you retarded obese fuckwit.
>>526215048I know that severing from EU fucks US MENA projection in the short term, but in that hypothetical everyone gets fucked in the short term, so why wouldn't the US just go to someone else in North Africa in the long term? For example, Morocco, since Morocco likes the US, and I'm sure they'd like the opportunity to fill the void EU left in exchange for plenty of money and more support for their claims in the Sahara. They're also a good partner since they have an obscene amount of phosphates needed for fertilizer in an increasingly resource scarce future. As for Gibraltar, sure, technically Spain controls it, but if the US ruptures with EU, then I don't think the US would care about respecting that territorial claim to the waters. I would imagine that Morocco would also be in favor of claiming Ceuta, fracturing Spain's claim to the Gibraltar waters, and with the hard power of the US in this case they could probably force a deal with Spain to concede Ceuta in exchange for forcing the UK out of Gibraltar, who, again, would be seen as an adversary in this hypothetical where US and EU have ruptured.Also, what's preventing the US from just going the long way around Africa and taking the back entrance through the Suez Canal (aside from the fact that it's much farther)? I struggle to imagine Australia growing a spine and inhibiting US power projection in the Indian Ocean, Egypt is probably gonna to be even more of an American dog as they get progressively fucked by climate change, and the new Somaliland snafu could lead to more bases in the region.Obviously this is all conjecture on the scale of decades, but I'm curious what you or others here think.
>>526216012Oh the ironing! You have already been replaced by Pablo Goldstein and Tyrone Shekleberg . . .you are less than 40% white.What are you trying to move your dysfunctional dystopia closer to Europe?
>>526214186The military specializes in building infrastructure
>>526204048Yeah I'm sure 34 guys will fend off the US LMAO
>>526215430you haven't experienced shit you fat pussy ROFLholy fuck you faggots are delusional
>>526216293>an obscene amount of phosphates needed for fertilizerTypical yank. First thought is food. Lmao.
>>526204048Guys I hate to say this but what happens if a nuke hits everyone and it gets pinned on Israel
>>526214095Stfu stupid pajeet Hurensohn
>>526207935Roll
>>526216293>taking the back entrance through the Suez CanalIf Egypt will let you.When the British took control of Suez . . .you mutts cried and cried to the UN until we had to leave and hand it back.
>>526204159that's not the size of europe, you terminally online incel
>>526210527Canada will never receive any military support in the event of US invasion. Back during the 20's and the 30's the US had War Plan Red, which was a plan to fight the British Empire by conquering Canada and preventing reinforcements from arriving. The British plan was to abandon Canada since defending it would be too costly. There is very little about this dynamic that has changed in the century since.
>>526216481>>526214095Shit, forgot to turn off the meme flag
>>526216643You are wrong.The British had different priorities at the time and most historians agree it would have been a British victory or at worst a stalemate.
>>526204750Innit
>>526204048kek, send in Delta Force
>>526204048...wait, 35 fucking people?maybe we should take it over..
>>526204048Leonidas better show up soon, you blokes are going to need him!
>>526216799Joint task force 2 can be deployed to Washington just as easily. The difference being there would also be french, British, German etc, etc special forces backing them up. America has NEVER been this alone. They wouldn't last a few weeks.
>>526204048It's an advance party, they're basically doing a site survey to figure what's needed for a larger deployment.
>>526204454they're in nuuk, which is a thousand miles away from thule/pituffik
>>526209489>putting socks on huskiesWhy?
>>526216293> climate changeShalom!
>>526207239>trump does something humans have done since the beginning of time>noooo thats uhhhh... racist?>idk tho im mad either way reeeeeee
>>526216263Especially yours wheeeeeeze
>>526217671>Especially yoursYes. Scotland is more than 90% white. England is 84% white. America is 40% white.
>>526204048should be enough for USA (the bong is just backup)
>>526207935Rolling for 99 get
>>526204048>Nobody take USA seriously even EuropeKeK
>>526204048You keep making fun of this but Finland alone has wartime troop strength of around 280 000 which is 15% of US wartime troops. And that's just one tiny country at the edge of Europe.
>>526217739>(the bong is just backup)He's there for making tea and biscuits, you ungrateful sod.
>>526215196>omg Yurope is so patheticAnd? What are you going to do about it?Now that Europe and Canada are firmly pro-dane and pro-greenland, that’s a huge slap in the face to the USA that NO ONE supports them.And if they cuck out and do nothing? It makes you look pathetic and weaker.Denmark is not selling, Greenland is not defecting, the rest of NATO is against you.What is the option for the USA aside from actually invading or cucking out and looking like a spoiled child who can’t be trusted.
>>526204048That is in thousands right?
>>526215430Yea imagine rockets and attack drones hitting these windbags in their heartlandThere would be an instant insurrection. There almost already is.
>>526208785>schizoid fantasyAnyways, what’s gonna happen is there’s just gonna be more talks and more “le art of the deal” trying to happen again. And why not? China bought their way in, i’m sure the US can do the same.
>>526217885Why wouldn't that just cause a "rally around the flag" effect?
>>526204159>What is the purpose of this military deployment?Officers preparing logistics on the ground.
>>526216293Ok just rebuild an entirely new alliance system then bro, with Israel at the head.
>>526204048If trump do not invade that means 30 euros made him chicken out.
>>526217971America is already horribly divided, idk how you think the 50% of the country who utterly hates your gov will somehow rally behind them.
>>526218015If the USA pisses off Europe that is the only friends they will have left.
>>526204048Oh wow 26 soldiers, I'm so scared.
>>526217831Not the good biscuits I hope?
>>526207239Why is request in apostrophes and not 'they'?
Oh let me guess, either The Netherlands or the UK will cancel their soldier and then we have 33 troops. 33. If that happens bro
>>526217885>There almost already is.This is what magatards refuse to acknowledge. Their own national majority hates them, the south Americans hate them, the Canadians hate them, the Europeans hate them......They are a tiny minority in their own country that hates them, led by a clown, surrounded by nations they've done nothing but piss off for years. Maga is properly fucked.
>>526218220Just Rich Tea and Digestives . . .. we keep the Bourbons and Custards Creams for ourselves.
>>526204159>What is the purpose of this military deployment?Show of will without a show of force.> Mr. Trump, we will defend Greenland if need be!> b-b-but we're still friends I hope, no hard feelings?Trump should send 2,000 troops and a dog and this clown show ends today..
>>526217971Because everyone detests magatards. Including the majority of Americans.
>>526218367> let me tell you about my head-canon
>>526218332I'm prepared to break out the custard creams given it's a war situation but the bourbons are strategically important.
>>526218367I agree with that, but I dont think attacks from an external power would be surgically placed to target only those within MAGA. There would be collateral damage, and with the lack of consensus reality nowadays, it seems rather trivial for powerful institutions to whip up a narrative that unites people against a foreign boogeyman
>>526204048Symbolic gesture. They matter. "power is power" and "might is right" thinking is 70 iq.
>>526218345>Trump should send 2,000 troops and a dog and this clown show ends today..The danes have a shoot instantly policy. You've not thought this through.
>>526211787nigga we got gats you'll niggas will never have sheeeit.
>>526204048>uk: 1Lmao. Imgaine being that guy.>here's a walkie talkie and a pair of binoculars. Let us know how it goes...Lmao. Is that what they did with Prince Andrew?
>>526218488>whip up a narrativeEveryone knows who is stirring up trouble.
>>526207935what have you done to Witold Pilecki form org meme ... you f jude mutt
>>526218345>Trump should send 2,000 troops and a dog and this clown show ends today..Perhaps we should all sit back and let Finnish Conscripts deal with them?
>>526204048send the somalis
>>526218550If you think there isn't already an SAS recon team watching American movements there then you need to study history more.
>>526218591The USA religiously loses war games to European forces.
>>526218557>Everyone knows who is stirring up troubleThen that just makes it even easier for people to unite against a boogeyman because everyone is on the same page
>>526218650>unite against a boogeymanYes, maga.
>>526204048>UK: 1How can you send one man without his own chef? This is outrageous.
>>526218506They won't do shit.
>>526218650>The anti-war president mutates into the "actually I love war so long as it is service of Israel or killing Europeans" president.
>>526204048I can't see France's flag. It must be blending in with the environment.
>>526218616Too busy in ukraine.
>>526218642>The USA religiously loses war games to European forces.Many such casesWhen it comes to boots on the ground and not Hi tech kit, Americans don't do well at all
>>526218701I spend a lot of time in Denmark. When they say something, they mean it.
>>526204048They realize they are about to die for globohomos to make a big news headline for American politics
>>526218616Shut up ahmed. We're not fighting europeans, you inbred faggot. Stop trying to stir up trouble and go deliveroo some take away. Queer.
>>526218867Good. So stop mouthing off about it.
>>526204048Shoot twice and go home
>>526207239Nigga trying to get a PU on greenland
>>526218667I agree that MAGA is starting problems, but my issue is that the average dumb American wouldn't see it that way. They would see "foreign entity attacks US soil" and their brain would short circuit and demand foreign blood be spilled before they managed to think long enough and ask themselves the question of "what caused this foreign attack on our soil?" I really struggle to imagine the average American having the capacity to realize they have been duped for so long and so greatly that they pick up arms to raise an insurrection against the power brokers, and I also struggle to imagine people doing anything more than rioting since there is no organization to any sort of regime opposition. We have seen time and time again in the past decade that the average person does not think much and is easily fooled into believing lies via disinformation, so why would things be different this time?
>>526218810> trust me brooooh well now that I know that, I feel entirely different about it.
>>526207935Rolling for USA v India
>>526218895I think you have me confused with someone else. In fact, I think you have your entire second-rate faggot continent confused with someone else.
>>526218713I dont like trump either and I think the world will be a better place when he's gone, but based off what I've seen, people writ large seem to be buying his bullshit about war being necessary and / or good. I hope I'm wrong, but I doubt it.
>>526219131> Russia v. GermanyNoice
>>526204750>Come on anon, there's a brit with them.>They're also having tea.more like chicken Biryani
>>526204048Is Trump using tariff money from Europe to buy Greenland? That would be funny.
>>526219157He says one thing one day and the opposite the next and the sycophants will keep on sucking his dick regardless.
>>526204048No Australian? You always have to have a token Australian! Take Kevin Rudd, then leave the cunt there!
>>526205168>Philippines>ThailandThose are the Triad mobsters running criminal operations. Fuck me, Cheeto man was telling the truth about Chinks taking over Greenland.
They're officers sent ahead of a mission. You people are clowns.
> 35 soldiers?> what are you going to do with 30 men army?> as if those 25 could do something > oh wow, 20, soldiers, I'm scaredhmmm
>>526210793If you went to war with Europe the entire world would jump on the chance to get rid of the USA, you'd have no friends left beyond a small desert cult in the Middle East that the world doesn't like either, and they'd be removed too.In fact the entire reason USA won't do shit is not because the world would turn on them, but because their desert cult masters would be in danger lmao.So come take Greenland you pussies, you haven't got the fucking balls, come on, all bark and no bite aren't you fucking faggots. Bwaaaaarkkkkkkkkkkkk.
>>526218867>We're not fighting europeansWho said you get a choice you fat faggot?
>>526219215>tariff money from EuropeAmerican consumers pay tarrifs. Not the Europeans.
Europe is so pathetic
>>526207239>she divorces him >half of America now owned by Denmark
>>526204048Half a platoon and they don't even speak the same languages sent to a frozen wasteland in polar night as article 5 fodder. Sucks to be them, their 5.56 is insufficient for polar bears even.
>>526213760Of course a britbong finds this flat eye mutt queen beautiful considering bongland is full of fat slags
>>526207935>09checkem
>>526213031americans taking about politics is like the niggers with 5 second memory thing. the american suddenly doesnt know about 1945+ history, no casualty exists in his mind
>>526204454another reason why USA must rake Greenland.They already have. abaae there.It is theirs.
>>526204048Our zog numbers looking scary
>>526204159WTF? Greenland is as big as Texas?
>>526204048Is this a joke?
>>526222510>Is this a joke?>RussiaLmao.
>>526204512Tap tap tap.Im not going.>but they killed one of your ownDon’t care not going
>UK: 1YA BASTIDS
>>526204048literal who xitter post, very funny mutt. we love you mister america!
>>526207239prince drumpf
>>526211047>We just don't want China or Russian presence on the island.the last chinese warship which passed was 20 years ago
>>526204159No, it's the size of Mexico or ArgentinaEurope is much larger
all these europoor flags are gonna seethe so much when Trump annexes Greenland.
>>526223521mexico is very small, it can become a state of the us.
>>526223597We will slaughter you you dumb fat fuck. Learn from history.
>>526223616USA is already assimilated into Mexico.
>>526204048Dear Jewnited Slaves of Amerikikes : just because you are troglodytes owned by the jews, that doesn't change the fact that Slaughtering those Ewwwrophile Globosexuals is the best thing ever.I wonder how many diverse soldiers did the E.U.S.S.R send ?I can't wait for Brussels and EurAfrican union to be Destroyed
>>526223597I don't rly care, I'm on the other side of the continent.And if you do it, it will look like a desperate move to stay relevant, typical of empires on their way down.The mask will be off and you'll get isolated
>>526223597drumpf wont do shit