The average person will take 5 minutes to get to, as piss, in a washroom. Piss 3x a day, that’s 1.75 hrs a week, 91 hours a year absolutely wasted. Almost 300 days in an average lifespan. Recycle water bottles and your precious valuable time (which you will never get back), by taking the piss bottle pill, anons.
>>526213023For me? It's the sink
>>526213023Now pour it on a pile of leaves
>>526213376Don't do this, it makes mustard gas.
>>526213023You win the Internet today king.Based and Pissbottle Pilled.
>>526213023Amazon drivers tend to leave behind these bottles in the neighborhood where I live
>>526213023women whine all the time about protecting the environment, muh climate change! muh limited resources! they say... all this nagging and judging and these broads invariably refuse to save water through pissing in bottles. clearly they are not as serious about keeping planet earth healthy as they purport.
>>526213023Gross. I'll take cow urine over that any day.
>>526214114Incorrect.Many women are PISSPILLED
>>526213320is that you, geemonster?
>>526213023You're supposed to wipe your pee hole not just leave piss in it look it up
>>526214213Better take
>>526213023>>526213320I do these, it saves water too so you don't flush as much
>>526214259Just send some air through at the end of your piss and that blows it dry.
>>526213023and do what with that 5 minutes? >Fuck yeah I saved 5 minutes today by pissing in a bottle.>Now let me just enjoy staring at this wall with all the time I gained.>Or some screen with LEDsLife is incredibly boring as it is. At least going to toilet is _kind of_ fun.
>>526213023>it takes 5 minutes to walk to your bathroom and pissAre you on a particularly poorly-designed USAF base?
>>526213023I use empty distilled water canisters of 5 liters capacity that have a large enough opening for the massive girth of my big bavarian cock.But when I wake up with a stiffy and need to piss it's getting critical. I already pissed on the floor once because I was still being drowsy.
I dated this english chick....she had a pisspot that she kept next to her bed....ya it made it easy to let that go, fucking disgusting
>>526214392boring? wtf you talking about? there is so much to think abt, and just abt everyone has all the information in the world at their fingertips at any time. only unimaginative NPCs get bored. or little kids stuck in classes that do not challenge them properly.
>>526213320To far away, not gonna walk two rooms when I have a canister in reach.
>>526214493that's hot. she is smart, and unique. ur a retard.
>>526214259Is this true???????!!!!!!
>>526213023No, piss bottles and jars are impractical.I have tried. Also, getting up and walking to the bathroom is important. It's a break from the long sitting sessions we all do.
I Piss bottlemaxx when im sleeping in a tent. It's a game changer for backcountry hunting. Before I would have to get out of my warm and comfy sleeping bag into the cold, which would shock me awake, I would then take a while to fall back asleep. That messed me up for the morning. Now I just piss into a bottle while still in my sleeping bag. Bonus: your piss in the bottle is warm, place it in your sleeping bag at your feet, it will keep you warm for a while!
I haven't pissed in a bottle since I had to drive two hours to commute to college. There's a toilet right fucking there. It takes more work and attention to have to uncap and cap a bottle, have to then dispose of it, and not having to miss -or the worst- misjudge how much you're going to piss and have to hold it in mid-stream to avoid it overfilling and spilling.
>>526213023i only do this at night because im too lazy to go all the way to the bathroom when im all drugged up and sleepy also i can't walk right so it takes forever and i might fall. my mom sneaks into my room quietly trying not to wake me and empties them whenever she wakes up and usually leaves me a fresh water bottle on the nightstand. i did it when i was younger too so i wasnt peeing at 3am when my dad got up for work cause hed come into my room and ask about jobs and shit that i dont care about. let me get drunk and jerk it to furry porn and piss in my convenience bottles kthx. also i unironically have not showered in a month because i was in the hospital. im embracing the musk now.
>>526214625Yeah look it up
take the bottles, but them directly behind the wall, then drywall over it. then when the homeowner of the future inevitably tries to nail it, BOOM, piss wall. now your wall smells like my piss fucker
Miley NO!
>>526213023Yeah, but you have to then allot time for piss bottle maintenance and lugging all those heavy ass bottles of piss. This was a common problem for some soldiers in theatre. It’s hilarious to watch the laziest ones pay the price with a Santa Claus bag of piss.
>>526213023Add it to compost.
>>526213023Piss Bottle Manhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DcA0p8Tvnk&list=RD-DcA0p8Tvnk&start_radio=1
pissbottles are rankwhat sort of social anxiety and laziness prevents you from walking 5m to the piss toilet faggot
>>526213023My toilet is less than ten feet away.
Should I let my son keep his poster of a pornstar sucking an erection in his room. He said it's just a joke.
>>526215154just throw them into the neighbors yardalso one time my car got stolen and i had several bags of piss bottles in the trunk and the bags were ripped open when the cops found it. so those fags had to deal with a couple hundo piss bottles to steal my stereo
>>526213023>piss bottles I remember breaking into my hoarder dad's house and finding his collection. It was a shock. I even posted pics here before. These days he publicly argues for Irish replacement, so I don't count piss-bottle-folk as worth considering politically.
>>526213652Oh my godI need that slut in my life
what is that sandy stuff that builds up on the piss jug?
>>526215377so you smell your shitty toilet constantly? must be great
>>526215489you have it all wrong youre supposed to dump it out and use it again, for me i just pour it out the window and it goes off the roof down the gutters.
>>526215785Your waste is supposed to go in the water, anon. The only toilets that smell like piss are from disgusting people who splatter everywhere and drip all over the rim and floor.
>>526214378trvke. op is a total faget for not knowing about the dick fart
>>526213023This is the way
>>526214486you need a container with a side opening like a large cookie jar to catch that early morning boner sploosh. i keep mine on my nightstand. saved my hardwood floors many a time in a pinch
>>526214493GET OUT OF THIS THREAD RETARD!!
>>526214647if you really want to pissbottlemaxx get yourself one of those rubber hot water bottles your mom used to give you to put on your chest when you were sick. piss in one of those fuckers while youre camping in the cold. gamechanger ill tell ya
>>526215859sorry fren but its (You) that has it wrong. youre supposed to water your plants, the dog and then the flower garden outside before just wasting it on the gutters. i mean, really...
>>526213023I piss more than 3xday thoughAnd my average piss is about 300ml. So a 2 litre bottle could hold like 6 pisses.So I could be filling one of those things per dayBut if I was drinking 2 litres of soda per day, I'd be pissing MORESo it seems like a vicious cycle
>>526213023i only do it because i know you guys are going to watch me on the security camera and harass me. i'll start using the bathroom again after you're killed or put in prison.
>>526213023This sounds like a hustle when my twink's mouth is right there
>>526217355in america they sell faygo which comes in 3l bottles which are nice bc they have a larger spout so you dont have to just press ur peepee against the thing and hope for the best...
>>526214708How old are you, anon?
>>526217450do u have a white twink? cuz twinkies are usually yellow with a white filling but in your case...
>this fucking thread
>>526217592I make sure he never runs out of cream filling
>>52621753232 #swag
>>526218179>32 #swagHow have they not kicked you out of the house, anon?? ...
>>526213023All that time saved could now be used more productively i guess like playing vidya or masturbating.>>526213652Damn. The pee stain is so symmetrical.
>>526218356oh im only with them while i recover/learn to walk again. brain injury. i have my own house they gave me but it has stairs so not ideal. also they want to make sure im not drinking i think. i pretty much just wanna an hero
>>526213023>The average person will take 5 minutes to get to, as piss, in a washroomtaking a piss takes 20 secondseven if you're drinking a bunch of alcohol it's a maximum of 1 minutewhat the fuck are you pilled here?
>>526213320>manlets and women hate this one simple trick
its a shame everyone here are election tourists, nobody was here when pisslord filled his bathub up with 450 bottles of his own piss and streamed him getting in and dunking his head under.what a legend
>>526213403>be germany>circa 1943>piss on 6 million leaves>???>profit
>bottlelets>not jugmaxxing
>>526213023real pisschads do a flying backflip, whip out their cock and piss into their own mouths, thus saving time in the washroom and also getting a drink that replenishes vital antibodies that fight covid
>>526213023I am gratful to have to have 2 bathrooms in my home and one beside my room. The toilet is broken so I piss down the sink but when I have to poop I need to take a bucket of water and pour it down fast to flush it. I usually do this 3-4 times so the water remaining in the toilet isn't all poopy and stinky.
