The EU has finishes deploying its forces to defend Greenland.Greenland is now unassailable.Your move Trump
>>526246355Do mushers fuck their sled dogs? I don't think I could help myself, huskies are so sexy
>>526246355overkill. Send half back. Its just mutts on ice.
It's over for mutts.
I wonder what they do all day waiting for their performative "deployment" to end
Trump has to be sub 80 iq. This kind of demented behavior is something else.It's kind of funny though, he's imposing taxes on his own citizens, because denmark hasn't accepted a deal that hasn't been offered. And this will only result in more EU forces being stationed on and around Greenland.
>>526246355>Your move TrumpUse influencers in the EU to sway opinion, and enjoy Greenland in a matter of days as everyone has moved onto the next outrage.
>>526246355A SEVEN NATION ARMY COULDN'T HOLD ME BACK
>NATO is le hecking breaking upit has to be a psyop
>>526246754What forces? How will they be sent and maintained? Tell me of the Danish armada and its feats of renown.
>>526247000Much more forces than you're sending YWDS
>>526246355>13 German SodlersToddler soldiers, that's a new low, Germany.
>>526247037There are currently 200 stationed at Pituffik. Your math appears to be a bit rusty. Care to elaborate on this grand deployment and its reality in your mind?
>>526246355That 1 German without any dogs to pull his sled. But the only army to have dogs since Hitler loved animals.
>>526246355We're so fucked now it's unreal.
>>526246896jej'd irl take my upvote
I think there is a resurgence of anti-Americanism, because at this point in time Greenland has not yet learned how to be multicultural. And I think we are going to be part of the throes of that transformation, which must take place. Greenland is not going to be the monolithic societies that they once were in the last century. Americans are going to be at the center of that. It's a huge transformation for Greenland to make. They are now going into a multicultural mode and Americans will be resented because of our leading role. But without that leading role and without that transformation, Greenland will not survive.
just a fun trip to take photos and hold guns like every euro army "deployment"
>>526246355I thought there were 17 frogs..Someone said the french had to 2 up the Germans.
>mutts forgetting they have 150 silly little soldiers in Greenland in 1 silly little basekekAnyone could invade Greenland but they would be sitting ducks. There is really nothing to attack or defend as is.
>>526246576are there any more of these by now?
This all just bluster. There is no conceivable situation we're the US and a European nation would in up shooting at each other. Trump will try tariffs and other non violent means of exerting pressure in order to acquire Greenland for it's natural resources and the necessity of integrating it into the golden dome ABM shield. It's a national security concern and a reasonable one at that.
>>526246355End israeli-American occupation of global politics now.
>>526246754We will kidnap frederik in the middle of the fucking night
>>526247676>and the necessity of integrating it into the golden dome ABM shield.nobody in Denmark of Greenland would be opposing that.This is just plain mental illness from Trump and his sycophants
>>526246754He really is borderline retarded. They noticed which IQ test he was referring to stating that he is intelligent. It was actually a dementia test. He claims that he passed the test
>>526247676>Its all an art of the deal 4d chess moveEnjoy standing in breadlines at Micky D’s mutt
>>526246355This isn't even enough to take 1 small treeline in Ukraine though.
>>526246355The US has more solders on greenland right now than all of the EU combined.
>only 1 dutch soldierhe had no friends :(
>>526246355>Won't send anyone to Ukraine>Won't send anyone to GreenlandFor the little yapping dogs half this continent is they certainly won't walk the walk
>>526247933We need Greenland for the filet o fish sandwich. We will kill for more filet
>>526247933Everything he does is art of the deal. He doesn't have another playbook. The only thing to be seen is whether the economic pressure he applies will lead to the concessions he desires or not.
>>526246355>2 finnish soldiersa bit excessive, don't you think?
>>526248003Niggers count as 1/3rd human so you’re outnumbered
>>526246355One or two platoons of marines with air support could conquer all of Greenland with minimal casualties kek.
>>526246355we should just shoebox them just as a jolly prank
>>526246355Our golems will storm the beaches with nothing but Happy Meals and m16s. Who needs arctic training when 300 extra lbs of fat will insulate our troops. Your move, Eurocucks.
>>526248071>fishu sure?
>>526246355Wait, you mean Trump got the Yuros to defend Greenland like he wanted anyway? Meaning we don't need to put our own troops on the ground?
>>526246355ok, so it went from us taking Greenland in a day, to us taking Greenland in a day and 20 minutes
>>526246355THE GHOSTS OF GREENLAND. IT'S OVER FOR DRUMPF
>>526248401you mean they could've done that all along?
>Euros think men on sled dogs can defeat a mega Jew cosmetics heirC'mon lads you know who your masters are
>>526246355This gave me an idea
>>526246355That's a rather large army in Warcraft III: The Frozen Throne, but unfortunately USA has quite a few frost wyrms. So Europe will need to have crazy good micro to beat out someone who's two tech tiers above.
>>526246355>As NATO Prepares to Defend Greenland From U.S. Aggression Denmark Changes Greenland's Name to Epstein Island so Trump Will Finally Stop Talking About it.
>>526248422What are you even going to "take"? You already have a base and soldiers on the ground. You downscaled your presence in Greenland to practically nothing, you fucking mongoloid.
>>526249160>Denmark Changes Greenland's Name to Epstein Island so Trump Will Finally Stop Talking About it.Could work, not kidding
>>526247676It’s a reasonable national security concern but why antagonize formerly frenly country over it? He should have simply proposed to Denmark a a security arrangement on the Arctic Circle waters to keep Russia out and a mutually beneficial partnership to pay them for access to the rare minerals in the impact crater. Plus the minerals are under a mile of solid ice, how will we get them?
>>526246546Only to keep warm.
>>526246896kek'ed like a retard
>>526249383Trump is actually trying to encourage eurofags to grow a spine, stop sucking so much dick, and provide for themselves.
>>526249250Just accept that Canada, Cuba, and Greenland need to become part of America. Thirteen new states into America baby, 63 states, we'll turn Puerto Rico into a full-fledged state too to make it a nice 64 states of America.
>>526246355Germans will be plapping dat frost inuitussy
>>526249504>”Trump is actually…”Hey Americunts, this nigger here is your federal tax dollars doing deep-state damage control on a mongolian basketweaving forum just so you know.
>>526248756>1 dutch soldier>there are 2 dutch soldierHe found a friend :3
>>526246618>>52624657690% of your military looks like my pic
>>526247135>15 Norwegian + German soldlersvs>0 french solitairesWhat's your excuse?
>>526246355>green camoflaugebut the island is fucking white
>>526249504If I where in denmarks position, I'd suggest a deal, some cozy pacific Island group with sand beaches, palms and all the year warm weather in exchange for the big icey rock
>>526246355now it will take 4 hours to conquer greenland instead of just 3
>>526249808> leaving Germany for Skræling poonSounds like a downgrade t.b.h.
>>526250198this way they won't get shot at by mistake :)
>>526250198It's GREENland. There must have been a mix up
>>526246355heh, it really is a game of risk
>>526247259here's a more realistic picture
>>526249325>Could work, not kiddingIt's worth a try.
>>526250308Catalina Islands? Thirty to sixty minute boat ride from Newport Beach, and they farm goats and buffalo there.
>>526246355>Kristi, I know it's a lot of time since you've done any field work and that you don't handle foreign operations, but we're up against all kinds of dogs.
>>526246355imagine if the EU mobilized for ukraine like it did for greenland, would the war have lasted this long?
>>526250543Lief Erickson keeps getting the last laugh all these years later
>>526246355>t. scouts surveying regions for defence plans
>>526246355>soldlersAi nigger kys
>>526247252>That 1 German without any dogs to pull his sled. But the only army to have dogs since Hitler loved animals.I think it's a baby stroller. Hans still cares for his wife's son even on deployment
>>526250704Too close to mainland US and likely in territorial waters, more like Samoa Orth something alike
>>526251073German guy's military suit is a black leather BDSM outfit with a ball-gag
>>526250543Pretty sure the name was a marketing ploy to get Vikings to colonize it. But also it was somewhat warmer a thousand years ago so there was more vegetation along the southern coast.
>>526251134Additionally any trees that were there would have been chopped down to build or repair boats.
>>526246653Sit at base, collect veteran pension after.>Greenland veteran
>>526246355Just send a brownoid and they'll capitulate.
>>526252407Just send Tyrone with a glock and he’ll be pimping out the euro “soldiers” by the end of the week
>>52624635519 units is a lot in a game of Risk you need some cannons
>>526246546>huskies are so seICE should kick canadians from american soil ASAP
>>526249383>mutually beneficial partnershipRead the art of the deal, for Trump mutual benefits doesn't exist, it is a LIE. When someone win something other have to lose, in his mental world there isn't a thing like two winners. Works good if you are a billionaire bad if you are a president
>>526252528Jeet Moment.
>>526246355I would say about 1,000 men from US will be enough; some air and naval support; we should not have to send very much considering what europe has sent.
>>526254602>1,000 men250 to each side of Greenland, what you want to do is put it under siege; and control the sea, establish logistics between each group; we should have this won quickly.
the europeans are a silly people
>>526246576>The virgin ICE vs. the chad ice
>>526247872We’re going to be putting troops and facilities there to defend it, Greenland or Denmark will not be paying for that, and if we were not there to defend it they could not develop the facilities or materiel fast enough to do it if they had to tomorrow if they even could at all.If we are defending it and you cannot defend it yourself, but we can defend it AND take it from you, do you even own it anyway?
>>526254602no invasion will happen. greenland has like 100,000 people living there? maybe? they can all be relocated to Denmark if they love it so much. tons of people from the mainland US will take their place.
>>526249383he wants to abolish nato and this is the best way he can think of doing it
