>"B-b-but I'll...-"You won't do shit.You're going.Get over it.
>>526270045this is not what I asked for ninjasI asked you to stay home.
>>526270045You're going to Ukraine. You're going to Iran. You're going to Venezuela. You're you're you're you're you won't do shit. You won't do shit. Ahhhhh. You Timmy. You are... You're going. The draft. A
>>526270045Don’t tempt me with a good time
>>526270488>^all those words you wroteEnjoy your time in Greenland. Bring heat packs.
>>526270855No such thing as bad weather just poor clothing
>>526270045>You're going to Greenlandwhere to sign?
no im not
>>526270045I wouldn't mind going to Greenland desu.
>>526270045I'm a pretty little sperg, sorry
>>526270045This has been reposted for every little international conflict, lmao.
>>526270045OP I'm 35 years old, diagnosed with depression and anxiety, pathologically timid, addicted to cannabis, liquor, sleeping pills, etc. etc. can't get laid, brainrotted and I cannot wait to finally find a path to meaning and masculinity through service in the American military. First things first, we go through basic training and forge our bodies and minds into lethal instruments of martial prowess while stacking up some cash and learning leadership skills and confidence that will impress civilian employers. As if that isn't enough, at my age I am practically guaranteed not to end up as "cannon fodder" but will most likely receive a position in the backlines, all glory and no risk, as if Greenland would even put up a fight lol. What's not to like? That's not even getting into the financial instruments available through USAA, like no-money-down mortgages and free government healthcare, and access to USO lounges. Remember how great things were after WW2?
>>526270045I’m too mentally insane to get into the military. They’ll never let me in.
>>526270488Q predicted this!
