https://x.com/generalmcnews/status/2012650629156557163
>>526270775>General MC newsSeems legit
>>526270775Jews way of subverting and deflecting are aliens in nature.
>>526270775Jesus Christos, what the fuck is in those files.
ayy
>>526270775Project Bluebeam is a go boys.
>>526270775STOP! IT'S TOO SOON!https://www.brighteon.com/36c16709-9621-452f-bc4f-0cd71c59028f
Epstein files?
>>526270775fak, gay, and jewish
>>526270775
>>526270932Lol why happeners are always the same
>>526270775yes, if aliens exists i will burn my money and only exchange material goods
>>526271137blue beam is the psyop the us gov wants you to think aliens are fake so people dont start asking questions about the tech theyve recovered, they have tech for infinite clean energy from recovered craft but they cant have the world knowing about it because if oil becomes worthless the dollar becomes worthless
>>526270775>be bank>have infinite liquidity>still go broke>”it’s da ayyylmaos!”Kikes are pathetic
I'm surprised Trump hasn't already tried to claim that this is why the US needs Greenland for the golden dome
>>526270775space cash?
>https://x.com/MrWhiplash_/status/2011572880048603186
>>526270775Why would there be a financial crisis that is so fucking stupid. Half the people won’t believe it anyway or say it’s ai. My take is space is fake and gay
>>526270775Even if ET started walking down the street every day and there were exchange programs to send humans to other worlds to see how shit works in space society, and every single headline was about how Earth-shattering it all was, people would stop giving much of a fuck within a few weeks and life would continue. "Oh hey could you go pick me up some of those Girnaorlian yuvabrnts? They go good in chicken salad."
>>526270775>We raised your taxes because of ... aliens?Yeah, that is why the economy is trash, nobody has jobs and immigrants are living entirely off of welfare
>>526270775Thank you, guy with a Punisher pfp.
>>526270775> aliensWhat a lame cover!
>>526270775holy fuck bankster are getting desperate
>>526271489What the fuck is this schizzery?
>>526271489>he forwarded it to israel
>Release the Epstein files now please.Umm, were taking Greenland now.>You're not taking Greenland. Show us the files.Uh...Aliens?
Damn, those Epstein files must be wild
>>526270775they really going to blue beam to cover up silver? seems like a waste.
>>526270775>Boomer MIC stocks go up>GenX won't care>Millennials will have a panic attack>Zoomers don't have moneyWould it really cause a financial crisis?
>>526270775I'm ready
>aliensNope. It's glowniggers, always has been always will be. They are also the culprits behind hauntings, abductions, psychosis, schizophrenia, laundry list of other "mental disorders", and it's all done through picrel.
>>526270775Do you think the senile puppermasters will be shocked when nobody gives a fuck because they made life so shit on such a grand scale? >ohh, we couldn't tell you because you couldn't handle it!Nobody cares, it's fake and gay, release the files you cadre of nonces.
>>526272815probably not. half the population would create an alien cult like the vax cult. the other half would think it's a lie. a few schizos would be triggered, but that happens every other day anyways.
>>526270775k, keep me posted
>>526271249Where's the merchant, kike?
>>526270775Aliens are demons and they show themselves to torment godless almost every night.
>>526270775Oi vey we stole your money because of Aliens!
>>526273171those blasted bumticklers!
>it's not the tariffs on us, it's the aliens. we swear!
>>526270775the aliens say: make one world government and have jews lead it!
Be sure to get your Alien-19 vaccination shots. These shots are safe and effective against alien abduction.
>>526270775https://www.thetimes.com/uk/scotland/article/bank-of-england-must-prepare-for-ufo-announcement-f3mh8l9vh>The Bank of England must plan for a financial crisis being triggered by an official announcement confirming the existence of alien life, one of its former policy experts has claimed.>Helen McCaw served as a senior analyst in financial security at the UK’s central bank, preparing for events that could impact the economy.>She has now written to Andrew Bailey, the Bank’s governor, urging him to organise contingencies for the possibility that the White House may one day confirm we are not alone in the universe.She has no inside information about disclosure, she thinks there should be a contingency plan just in case.
Amelia will protect you from aliens.
>>526270775>It's just game theory man
>>526270775 ((( ))) ((( ))) ((( ))) ((( )))(((the bank of england)))
I only trust information from realrawnews
Who gives a fuck if aliens exist? You could prove to me that aliens exist and I'd just say>So the X-Files was right? I already knew that, so what?Who cares if aliens exist? It's like discovering some new species to me. Big deal? Nope.
>>526270775>First contact>GeneralMCNews on Nitter is the first to break the news
>>526270775>lord the peasantry are upset about the darkies that keep raping and murdering and robbing and eating them>tell the banks to get ready, we are gonna tell the peasants theres aliens to distract them. Increase the importing of the darkies by 5,000%.>jolly good
>>526270775I am sorry to say there are no aliens. If there are, we will never meet them. People should understand astronomy and physics more. Particularly the literally unimaginable physical distances between stellar objects and just distance in general. You all have to understand, the time, space, and probability of any beings being able to contact each other between any sentient living species technically able to travel and communicate across the cosmos is a nearly impossible concurrence. Maybe probes? If they launched them a billion or ten years ago and somehow come across our own moving solar system inside of a galaxy inside of a supercluster of galaxies all so absurdly far away from each other that even if we had ftl travel we will never even leave our own local galactic cluster, or even travel to stars inside our cluster, is absurd.
>the GeneralDon't pay attention to filthy kikes, goyim!EyeNoseJewsAreEvil
>>526270775Why do all these fake news accounts on twatter, which are run by teens in their basements, always have to put BREAKING on every post? Yeah, we get it. BREAKING! Whohooooo boy. At least save the word for something actually "just now breaking".
>>526270775AW FUCK ALEINS ARE REALI NEED TO WITHDRAW ALL MY MONEY SO I CAN BINGE WATCH MARVEL MOVIES AND BASEDFACE
>>526270775I don't give a fuck what some faggots are posting on twitter
>>526270775>uh oh things arent going our way lately>we need another ayyy story!surprised they havent dusted off the old "the sun is going to explode" side story yet.
>BREAKING
>>526274592I miss the hole in the ozone layer like you wouldn’t believe, bros.
>>526274098True, even with traversing FTL(and assuming any FTL at all is really possible), exploring the whole of our own galaxy will never realistically happen until we're talking multipliers in the 1000s. At-will wormholes to anywhere we desire as well as the means to know exactly where the fuck things are at in a contemporary timeframe are the only way we're ever getting to another galaxy. The functional impossibility of the distances involved make me think some kind of quantum bullshit where we hop to another reality where the intended destination just happens to be superimposed over us sounds almost more plausible.
>>526273789A general extraordinary event plan, to understand preemptively what could go wrong in actual cases, to prepare correct contigencies.Sounds ...prudent, go for it?
>>526270775Translation: Schizo bitch thinks aliens are real because Rubio said something about UAPs, is now having psychotic meltdown because she thinks the world will end
>>526274432>AW FUCK ALEINS ARE REALIf they actually are, they probably would understand that our governments could fake their existence to a gullible population, so they'd veeeery likely show themselves to us in a such a way, that everybody would get the message.
>>526270775>le bonk of bongland has been advisedwho by?
>>526275984Are you pretending to be retarded?Are you actually going to fall for it when project blue beam “glitches” and the “real” aliens appear?
this why you don't follow attention whore literal Who's on X, you sub 60 IQ retardsIt's part of a contingency plan to cover all foreseeable and unforeseeable events. I think even FEMA has some shit on alien invasion, since the same type of preparations would cover most disasters. It's just a lighthearted way of preparing for the worst. Being prepared for mass panic events of any kind would give a bank the same protections in case consumers drastically pulled back (like during covid before stimmies)
>>526276076An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure, but has anyone considered scenarios to prevent Benjamin Franklin from rising from the grave?
>>526270775Ayys are on Greenland and Trump is trying to cover it up by taking the country. Trump is trying to save the world from a global financial crisis! Praise Trump!
>>526270775Literally anything but addressing the chomo blackmail industrial complex
>>526270775This is just a "Unlikely but we should prepare anyways"Sort of like how the US army prepares for things like zombies and vampire swarms.It's just a technical "We're not going to be surprised by ANYTHING" kind of planning.>She insists preparation is essential, even if the scenario seems unlikely.
>>526270775Does anyone even care if aliens are announced anymore?I just feel burnt out at this point.
2 more weeks
>>526270775Eh. Who cares if they're confirmed or not. Even if aliens did visit, they aren't going to be talking to me. They'll be talking to political jackoffs and hollywood degenerates.
>>526270775Can anyone explain the 3 jets on 3i/atlas that are axially separated by 120 degrees - and not pointed away from the sun?Seems like a thruster system to me.
>>526270932Its on The Times in the UK aswell.
>>526275256I mean, we are never ever even leaving our localized cluster within our galaxy, FTL or not. Every single thing is moving away from each other in every direction. In like 150 billion to 2 trillion years no stars will disappear from earth's view because of this. Not that time or space mean anything at a certain scale, which unfortunately is the one we find ourselves in. Too bad. I'm sure there are other worlds with amazing achievements, cultures, and history. Unfortunately, we are diamonds in the rough found only on an infinite stretch of beach.
>>5262760613I/ATLAS is "pretty clear evidence" if you think of it as a rock that was thrown (by aliens), but you need high IQ to really believe it though (unironically).Also, I thought Loeb was a quack, but at least a few of the anomalies he lists about it are legit, go read up.Go read the papers on that comet, please.(lol)
>>5262763920.0383 light-years.
>>526276582Atlas was absolutely 100% an alien ship. But it didn't come here. They haven't visited Earth. They just don't care.That's what people can't accept. Aliens passed by but they ignored us. We're just wildlife to them.When you see a squirrel, you don't run up and start talking to it and teaching it how your car works.
>>526270775That's because of the game with the violet-haired alt goth girlIt's their own fault
>>526270775>General MC newsK keep me posted anon.
>>526270775Shouldn't be a surprise to anyone. The major world governments basically feed millions of human trafficking victims every year to hostile aliens in exchange for their tech.
REset very soon
>>526276816Anyhow, that is "on course" for what real aliens would do.Throw a rock against our window, that only the smartest, opennest and bravest would register, first.Not sure what comes next, but for us normies, we can rest easy, knowing if that is a rock that was thrown, it could've also been thrown at us, but wasn't. And what are we supposed to do?If anything, it would be a message for the elites first, that their scientists would tell them about, that they could choose to ignore.So I guess the answer is, it depends on what they do, and we must also be under observation, to remain logically consistent within the hypothesis.The BoE drafting up a contigency plan might be soft messaging, that they figured that out... maybe? Who knows.
>>526271050The were sexing big orgy style with laylmaos and underage dolphin hybrids
>>526270775Cool story bro
Project Blueballs
>>526271387Yeah it's ridiculous how this shitshow is still hanging on by a thread you think people would be tired of the same alien asteroid card but I guess people really are that retarded
>>526277401>only the smartest, opennest and bravest would registerThis is basically all you need, if we can cut straight to the chase.The odds, that it is purely coincidental (if there aren't interstellar comets flying through our solar system every week) for it to fly THAT close, TWICE, to our other planets (and then to obstruct itself behind the sun perpendicular to Earth's orbit at the orbit's fulcrum... (faaar) beyond reasonably possible, it's ridiculous.But like I said, you need to be really high IQ to just look at this picture and be convinced that aliens exist.https://iopscience.iop.org/article/10.3847/2041-8213/ae21cf
>>526276076The dude in this article's not even correct. Most people have seen the depths of depravity that our own leaders are willing to put us all through.There's literally nothing worse aliens could do.You could land craft right in the middle of a downtown area and people wouldn't give two shits. Everyone's so buck-broken and brow-beaten as is.
>>526270775Are you ready for Intergalactic Race War ??
>>526277913>But like I said, you need to be really high IQ to just look at this picture and be convinced that aliens exist."Reversed Voyager golden disk," basically.
>>526276392Fingers crossed, we have time.
>>526276680Then post a link, retard.
>>526270775I don't see why ayy lmaos confirmation would change anything. Now if we reverse engineered the technology that would be something significant. In either case, a collapse scenario is very unlikely
>>526276816Hey retard, the entire premise of your dumb rock being important (and it wasn’t, it’s gone now) was based off a taxonomical misclassification by retards who do nothing but lie to you.They tell you it is an interstellar object with NO evidence. It also happens to be orbiting our sun.Any reasonable person would conclude this is not an interstellar object.
>>526270775again?
>>526276582>3rd eye at last>L is 9th letter --> 39 --> 999/ATLAS>3+9+1+1+20+12+1+19 --> 66>Atlas the "bearer of heavens"yea.. so this shit is going to drain our sun and create a blackhole or something..
Who gives a fuck it'd just be demoms unironically, a type of existence we've known about since the fucking flood
>>526270775>Have to compete with Nepobabies>And Third Worlders that can work poverty wages due to welfare>And AI>And soon we’re gonna have to compete with fucking ET tooThis feels like one of those dystopian novels.
>>526270932Is it pronounced M C news or is it McNews- like McDonalds?
>>526278339>Any reasonable person would conclude this is not an interstellar object.You'd have to get the entire world, including every amateur astronomer, to go in with your conspiracy the comet is not real.Anyhow, you're probably some retard, who doesn't even understand how gravity results from the "cuvature of spacetime" (as they say).I really don't think we're matched to discuss this at eye-level, sorry.
Not realizing that they look more human than ever before but it's easy to tell the difference. Can't drive, block the aisles sideways in stores, screech and get violent with workers if sauce packs are missing, have an insatiable appetite for drugs, have no concept of shelter and are perfectly fine with tents on sidewalks or rolled up like a burrito under a parking meter to regen, no concept of shame so poo and pee anywhere. So many missing people in the US alone it's unfathomable and with a bit of alterations there they are. And you think it's because humans have lost all common sense. It's because there are so few actual humans left society is in decline.
>>526278358I is 9th letter*also it's 3x3, so 333/Atlas too ig, if that holds any meaning
>>526278670 >>526278339Without access to the raw data feeds it might just be another Chorizo Nebula
>>526273789
>>526270775sorry, it's my fault, the UFOs won't stop following me
>>526270775It will sure do after knowing the bank account of Aliens are way beyond Elon musks trillions.
>>526277913>https://iopscience.iop.org/article/10.3847/2041-8213/ae21cfholy shitthis is insaneno way this is some reciprocal resonance phenomenasomebody had to have thrown that rock, fuck me(or these orbital calculations are a global conspiracy)china, esa and nasa all took snaps of atlas as it zoomed past marsthey'd all have to be under the same blanket (which isn't impossible)if that comet is realand these orbital calculations are within 1% accurate enoughayys are real, man
>>526270775>May we see the aliens?No, National Security issue>May we see their ships?No, National Security issue>Do they bear gifts?No, they're just visiting>Why are they here?To help us find more oil>You're just gunna force the NWO with this, aren't youNo, the aliens won't let us do that>But you're doing that right now, lookAlright, that's enough asshole -99999 social credit score and you've been debanked>I never said I didn't believe you I just saidLOOK EVERYONE ALIENS! LOOK!!!111>>526273706I would not be surprised at all if they tried a fake alien mass "visit" where they invent a bunch of fake diseases which need to be vaccinated against immediately >>526277488It was Cephalopods and it's complicated because they live for thousands of years - did you know they can delegate control to each limb independently like it has it's own brain - the limbs anon, they have a mind of their own, it's kind of like "alien hand syndrome" only this is normal and there are hundreds of hands. They are compatible with humans, remember MiB? They are kinda cute actually - but uhh can be highly problematic if not registered
Operation Bluebeam.
>>526270775Could be reason why trump wants Greenland. Been hearing some ufo shit about that land. Trump may be about to disclose the reason why we need Greenland.
>>526270775Advised by whom?
I'm sorry I just can't take aliens seriously anymore after the ayy meme. They should have struck while the iron was hot back in the 90s or 2000s.
>>526279623Did you know they use secret crystal projectors mounted on hills to project the upcoming invasion as a giant global hologram?Google Ruby Ridge for more details
>>526270775There's no good news like General McNews
>>526279623why do they insist on rolling out this psyop every six months? even normies aren't buying it
>>526280651burger societies require burger news sources
>>526270775But they are already in the UK and all of them are brown
>>526270775they REALLY don't want to release the epstein files
>>5262783582 dots means op is a tutbofaggot.2 dots OpTurbofaggot.Ive cracked the code...Op is a turbofaggot.
wOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO yEEEEEEEEEEaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa WWWWWWWWWWoooooooooooooooooooooo
>>526279371Just imagine if the whole reason they did it was because it's funny to tap on the glass at the zoo.
>>526281248>We utilize 3997 observations (2025 May 8–September 29) from the Minor Planet Center to predict nongravitational accelerations in different components.Honestly, if you start to semantically interpret the trajectory, it's>MARS ATTACKS>JUPITERand not Earth, and its perihelion with the sun coincided with Halloween ("Boo!").It stands to reason they also have a sense of _humor_, which is probably (actually) the most "advanced" "intelligent" "thing" in the universe.Speak and live according to what you can infer with reason, I know of no other reasonable thing to do now...
OPERATION VAX DISTRACT: PHASE FOURS -- FORGET CLOTT ADAMS>OPERATION VAX DISTRACT: PHASE FOURS -- FORGET CLOTT ADAMSOPERATION VAX DISTRACT: PHASE FOURS -- FORGET CLOTT ADAMS>OPERATION VAX DISTRACT: PHASE FOURS -- FORGET CLOTT ADAMSOPERATION VAX DISTRACT: PHASE FOURS -- FORGET CLOTT ADAMS>OPERATION VAX DISTRACT: PHASE FOURS -- FORGET CLOTT ADAMSOPERATION VAX DISTRACT: PHASE FOURS -- FORGET CLOTT ADAMS>OPERATION VAX DISTRACT: PHASE FOURS -- FORGET CLOTT ADAMS
>>526270775I'm sure that's legitimate and not a cover for never releasing the Epstein Files. I really want to know what's in the Epstein files that the world is so scared of? Were they also selling child organs? Was it just Trump and Clinton or was it fucking everyone? Why all the distractions?
>>526281799>if you start to semantically interpret the trajectory*which you should, if you think it is a thrown rockA sniper trying to hit two targets.But in galactic scale.It's so mindblowing (to us), that the banality escapes us.
