Europe, awakened at last from its long continental slumber, now finds itself summoned by history’s most crystalline obligation: to stand, unblinking and unbroken, between the Arctic’s silent majesty and the encroaching appetites of the Orange Cheeto Man. Greenland is not merely ice and rock—it is the final cathedral of untouched modernity, a pristine mirror where humanity might still glimpse its better angels. And so the nations of Europe, inheritors of ancient reason and enlightened restraint, will clasp hands across old rivalries and petty borders, forging a single moral front as inevitable as the tide. This is not about power, or resources, or shipping lanes—no, it is about dignity itself. We will defend Greenland because we must, because we understand, because our values are too refined to be bargained away by loud men with smaller vocabularies and even smaller patience.And yes, Europe will act, not with thirst, but with principle—not from self-interest, but from a rare, almost sacred clarity that only we possess. We will speak solemnly of sovereignty while quietly deciding which sovereignty counts, and we will denounce imperial appetites while ensuring the correct flags remain planted where they always have been. We will mourn the cynicism of transactional politics while negotiating, with impeccable seriousness, the exact number of jets, ships, and “defensive arrangements” required to preserve Arctic peace through overwhelming force. We will call it solidarity, and we will mean it—especially when it benefits us. For the Orange Cheeto Man may crave Greenland as a trophy, but Europe craves something greater: the right to call itself virtuous while doing what is necessary, and to do it with the calm, superior gaze of those who insist they have never wanted what they are clearly determined to keep.
>>526285324Make it make sense you willingly give your land to niggers but cry world war 3 when Americans take a piece of land in their continent, north america
>>526285324*fixed
>>526285324Cope but glad the Euro's are actually doing what the Americans told them to do back in 2009.
>>526285324>Europe>Funded by the USA>Protected by the USAEurope is fucked if the USA simply stops.
>>526285324>AI slop>memeflag
>>526285617What's that leave the content and take their shit
Europeans when facing compounded existential crises of rampant immigration, stagnant growth, a broken monetary systemn and a lack of hard power>. . .European when facing a peripheral conflict outside their hemisphere involving the chance to send money to indigenous people and virtue signaling>TIME TO TAKE A STAND! EVROPA FOREVER
You can't even stop 110lbs Africans from raping your sister, wtf is 14 homos in the snow going to die for? This shit is such a fucking joke, at this point it would be funny if we just take Greenland and Canada and let Russia fuck you all as hard as they want. Why help you fucking boy loving retards do anything if all you do is lay about being faggots and litteraly produce nothing.
>>526285647Then stop, you really aren't that important.
>>526285324Man you europoors will never realize that you are about 100 years behind the modern, robust, versatile economies of North America. Yours is a dying continent with small, fractured microstates stuck in ancient forms of thinking. Ours is the new Atlantis. We are the new kids in town. We are stronger, better, faster and more virile than you. Yours is a continent of grey-haired old men, taxed to death and ruled by monarchies and pompous ceremony. You cannot even fuck your women properly because you are a bunch of feminine, limp-wristed communist beta males, thus why your birth rate is cratering. Bow down before your NORTH AMERICAN SUPERIORS and fall in line or face our wrath. The world laughs at your impotence.
>>526285324Cope tranny
>>526286169>Then stop, you really aren't that important.You might get your wish. Enjoy learning to speak Putin-talk.
>>526285324Cheeto Man doesnt really want Greenland, he just wants to destroy NATO for Putin
>Trump announces plans to annex Ukraine>EU sends troops to UkraineDo it, Donald lmao
>>526285324That's the flag of greenland? Lame.
>>526286150>If you take Greenland, we won't let you protect us!
>>526286861>Plans to annex Greenland Literally never happened. Europeans are the best at fighting imaginary enemies while letting their real enemies rape their ass while they're occupied
>>526285324ameriburgers can't even beat 20 or so euro soldiers
>>526286685You mean the guy who got his entire army blasted back to the napoleon age by cheap drones and cold war era grenades?
>>526285324>This is about dignity itselfI stopped reading there. Europe has no dignity so what are you larping about?You literally lie about a global warming crisis to guilt trip energy rich nations into being poor like yourselves. That is all I need to know about your so-called "dignity".
>>526286635take another look at canada's fertility rate. then account for higher rate among foreign born and realize how bad things really are
>>526287086>You mean the guy who got his entire army blasted back to the napoleon age by cheap drones and cold war era grenades?Zelinsky will take over Finland?I suppose that faggot could, I mean Finns are a pushover small group of neets, so you are probably correct, that the dancing fag could beat Finland.
>>526287137you're just mad cause no one wants your coal
Dear American Yankees™,It must be exhausting living your entire lives inside a 24/7 theme park of self-congratulation, where every opinion is shouted at max volume and every historical nuance is treated like a personal attack on your “freedom.” Meanwhile, over here in Europe, we’re simply… coping. Quietly. Elegantly. With wine. And books you’ve heard of but never finished. While you’re busy turning geopolitics into reality TV, we’re over here performing the ancient continental art of thinking—a skill that may look “slow” to you, but is actually what happens when your brain isn’t deep-fried in hashtags and pickup-truck philosophy. Greenland is not your next “business opportunity,” your next flag-planting dopamine hit, or your next impulsive “we should just buy it lol” moment. It is, quite frankly, above you—an Arctic monument to restraint, dignity, and international law, none of which can be solved by yelling “USA” louder.So yes, we will unite. Not out of fear—how quaint—but out of principle. Out of culture. Out of an almost painful awareness of how embarrassing it is to watch a superpower behave like a toddler in a gift shop. We will protect Greenland with the serene confidence of nations who don’t need to scream to feel important. And we will do it with a smile—calm, polite, devastating—because deep down, Yankees, you know the truth: you may have the loudest voice in the room, but we have the subtitles. We will stand there in the polar wind, sipping ethically sourced espresso, gently correcting your misconceptions, and reminding the world that not everything is for sale—especially not to people who think diplomacy is just “vibes” and a slightly threatening tweet. Cope harder. The adults are speaking now.
>>526287342Just stop. Stop being retarded for just a day?
>>526287298DIE FOR GLOBOHOMO!!
>>526287561HOLY FUCK THAT STRONGLY WORDED STATEMENT JUST SANK THE THE USS GERALD FORD
>>526285324Nice fucking LARP. The Americans are going to kick your teeth in and give you the biggest reality check in recent decades.
>>526287623production is tapering off. the writing is on the wall.
>>526287137You didn't stop at first glance when you realised it was GPT slop?
>>526287811Trump could easily send a naval armada and an airborne division to Greenland if he really wants to humiliate the eurocucks. The EU doesn't have the logistical assets to support a large number of troops there
>>526287913It's going to have to taper off for decades to make a difference... I suppose according to you our natural gas production is also tapering off?
>>52628831i suppose according to you the flippin' flying foxes aren't dying and the great barrier reef isn't getting bleached
>>526288643>Inane leftist mutterings.
>>526288753>if i don't like it it's leftistok nigger
>>526285324How do I give up my american citizenship for a Finnish military front line contract. Im serious im starting a dirlewanger rouge brigade from conscription deserters. Thought about doing this is Ukraine but its too messy and pillaged now.
>>526288903It doesn't always have to be a leftist, but it IS always a leftist.It doesn't always have to be a retard, but it IS always a retard. Like you.Let me know when our natural gas and coal exports are going to stop.
>>526285324bro they sent like 12 people in
>>526287086Are you delusional? The only reason Ukraine hasn't fallen in a week is because of the US support.
>>526289119>refuses to watch the videos documenting the bleaching because its leftist to care about the environment for some reasonthe writing is on the wall faggot. your coal exports will decline before your natural gas. do you seriously doubt that?
>>526285324Pathetic spam from a neutered euromutt.
>>526287778You… American fool. You truly dare challenge me—the European man of tolerance, the living embodiment of liberal international values, the walking TED Talk of moral superiority in a slim-fit coat? How adorable. How very on brand for you: barging into the room with all the confidence of someone who thinks volume is wisdom and patriotism is an argument. But understand this: I am not merely a citizen of a continent—I am the final form of civilization. I inhale nuance. I exhale diplomacy. I was forged in the ancient crucible of multilingual signage, publicly funded museums, and the sacred belief that every conflict can be solved by a panel discussion moderated by someone wearing a tasteful scarf. You bring chaos, I bring consensus. You bring vibes, I bring institutions. You bring “Let’s do something,” I bring “Let’s form a commission to discuss whether doing something is appropriate.”The world loves me. The world trusts me. When I speak, nations listen—not because I am strong (how barbaric), but because I am correct. I have the invincible power of appearing compassionate while being strategically smug, of preaching humility while radiating superiority like a clean energy source. I champion sovereignty—except, of course, when sovereignty needs a gentle European “guidance.” I oppose empire—unless it’s the tasteful kind, the invisible kind, the kind with acronyms and grants and politely worded pressure. You may have aircraft carriers, but I have something far more unstoppable: the moral high ground, freshly polished, internationally recognized, and endlessly renewable. So step back, Yankee. Respect the aura. Greenland will be defended—not by brute force, but by my dazzling blend of ethics, hypocrisy, and smug serenity. And if you don’t like it? That’s fine. History will still applaud me.
>>526289525It's a problem now that Europe and China have run low on their own domestic coal supplies? Yeah, you may believe this is just a coincidence. The barrier reef is truly gargantuan. How long does the video go for? 10 years to show all the bleaching?
>>526289525What does bleaching have to do with coal exports? Every western country could immediately stop CO2 emissions and it won't affect the climate one iota. That's the big lie, not that climate change is problem, but that the solution lies in paying to shift your industry and energy to the China, India, and the third world.
>>526289762E-eurosama, I kneel
>>526289762You need to step out of the sauna, the heat is putting you into a fever dream. And surely you've exceeded your electricity ration anyway?
>>526285324> Europe will actYou're supposed to open with the joke idiot.
Alaska will take Greenland and the pilots will be Inuit's.
>>526289813There are many, many videos. It is a very well documented phenomenon. coal consumption in europe is declining steadily. coal will be the first to go of the carbon fuels.
>>526285324Southrons conspicuously absent from the list of countries supporting Greenlandic freedom.This is the true test of who is white and who is a servant of Mordor
>>526289915you're not wrong that asia is a big fucking problem. but you are wrong that every western country going to net zero would have no impact
>>526285983The migration crisis is directly caused by the USAbreaking America means breaking Globohomo
>>526290257It's declining because they can't afford to buy it. They're only chance to remain competitive is to con the rest of the world into abandoning their own supplies of cheap and plentiful energy. It doesn't matter to Australia anyway cos we will just sell the next lot of minerals required. We have all the minerals to supply the green economy. All the coal miners will just go to the copper, lithium, rare earth, uranium mines.
>>526290414Yeah we forced you to take in 25 million people from MENA and lavish them with benefits
>>526285324Why are Europeans so triggered by this? People are acting like they would genocide Americans if they could.
>>526290468ahhh, so europe doesn't want australia to be poor, because australia wouldnt be poor anyway. i wish you well on your green transition. may it be swift for the sake of the flying foxes
>>526290592I'd have to imagine every day Euros could give two shits and would probably welcome not having to subsidize some frozen dump across the ocean. However, for the Eurocrats in charge this is an existential crisis. Their entire source of legitimacy is a robust system "international law" that subordinates national interests to some greater conception of the good. For years this has been the primary mechanism through which Europe has amassed political control and asserted itself on the world stage. Ukraine and now Greenland poke a hole in this fantasy because 1) they proves right without might is meaningless, and 2) the U.S. is no longer going to underwrite the system. Thus, they are deploying their harshest statements and monitoring the situation with deep concern, because that's all they have. It's kind of like the end of Shutter Island when the protagonist realizes he was living in a carefully curated tableu tailored to his delusions
>>526285324>>526287561>>526289762not sure if AI or just copy-pasted from reddit
>>526286635Imagine being this personally invested in someone else’s country.Peak Cuck politics.
>>526285534there's no way to make it make sense
>>526287298Of course. New winds are blowing.
>>526285647Just leave, bro. We can build our own weapons.
>>526291963That would entail giving up your welfare states. It's not gonna happen.
>>526285324>Europeans do imperialism No one bats an eye>Americans do imperalism"Umm, sir, actually you can't do that!">mfw
>>526291280Ah—of course you’re “not sure if AI or just copy-pasted from reddit.” The two great pillars of modern American culture: algorithmic sludge and internet echo-chambers. How very… contemporary. How very brave of you to squint suspiciously at anything with actual cadence and assume it must have been extruded from a content factory. Truly, the spirit of inquiry lives on—just not in a way that involves reading, thinking, or experiencing beauty without immediately asking if it has been “generated.”But no—this was not AI. This was craft. This was human hands. The holy pencil and mighty paintbrush were consulted. Words were shaped the old way: patiently, deliberately, with the kind of refined suffering that makes art real. I don’t do “prompt engineering,” I do composition. I don’t do “output,” I do voice. And if that seems unfamiliar, I understand—your attention span has been occupied by dopamine clips and comment sections since approximately the fall of Rome (or at least since 2016). So please: keep your Reddit suspicion, clutch your little “is this a bot?” reflex like a security blanket, and watch in awe as something authentically European happens before your eyes: a sentence with dignity.
>>526292049>That would entail giving up your welfare states.Hopefully.Anyway, Americans won't leave, because they want to maintain their hegemony. Occupying Europe benefits American trade, security, influence and global power.You have already done enough damage to our continent by following the bidding of your Jewish overlords for over 80 years, so please, just go. Europe has 800 million people and Germany is an industrial power house, so we can easily deal with Russia anyway.
>>526285966the troops only stayed for a single day it was a symbolisms or something. they're already back home no they didn't take the transport airplane either that was misdirection the used a charter flight.
>>526285324Denmark probably would (for all the good it would do).Sweden, Norway & Finland might (again, for all the good it would do; their armies are optimised exclusively for defence).Germany both couldn't and wouldn't (although they would make a lot of gay noises of disapproval).France wouldn't.We definitely wouldn't.Holland is too small & irrelevant to matter whether it does or doesn't.
>>526285324Imagine eurocucks at war with the US and Russia at the same time from both sides. It's WWII all over again
