PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS45https://www.donaldjtrump.com/https://www.thetrumparchive.com/https://x.com/realDonaldTrumphttps://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrumphttps://rumble.com/c/DonaldTrumphttps://www.tiktok.com/@realdonaldtrump>President Trump Officehttps://www.whitehouse.gov/https://www.youtube.com/user/whitehousehttps://www.flickr.com/photos/whitehouse/>Liz Harrington (Trump Spox) https://twitter.com/realLizUSA>Donald J Trump Presidential Libraryhttps://www.trumplibrary.gov/@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!ARCHIVED LINKS https://pastebin.com/eAhgNyeX NEW APPEARANCES>Pres Trump Holds Press Conference on Venezuela, Palm Beach, Florida 1/3/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsdkClL2_bg>Pres Trump Bilateral Meeting with the President of Ukraine, Palm Beach, Florida 12/28/2025https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-rK1_CmG5A>Pres Trump Announces New Battleship, Palm Beach, Florida 12/22/2025https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_53yJh2uuIc>Pres Trump North Carolina Rally, Rocky Mount, NC 12/19/2025https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKU63HY1KJQ>Pres Trump Address to the Nation, Washington, DC 12/17/2025https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpLvGmPetds>Pres Trump at Christmas Reception, Washington, DC 12/14/2025https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLhVAWzOP5c>Pres Trump Red Carpet Event for American Icons, Washington, DC 12/7/2025https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TkDl47vg-0>Pres Trump Hosts Kennedy Center Honors Dinner, Washington, DC 12/6/2025https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0qodfKfR4Y>Pres Trump Holds Honor Medals Presentation, Washington, DC 12/6/2025https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MoEAlhUTVnE>TrumpVideo: WE WILL WIN 6/19/23https://rumble.com/v2v6m2a>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, AGAIN! 10/28/21https://rumble.com/voe8gm>God Bless the USA (Donald J Trump) 10/20/16https://youtu.be/O_PC_fy0fk0 OP pastebin: http://pastebin.com/X4KiALfhprev >>526285063
Ultimate MAGA.
MAGA and good evening, frens!
>The choices for America are a pro jeet never trumper, a cuban neoocn, or dems taking power again
you can't escape page 11 forever...
>>526290251MAGAAnything big happen today? I've been busy
America belongs to indians.
>>526290355Not much.
AWOO~!
>>526290251>>526290226Thanks baker and mouse MAGA
AWOOING
>>526290312Hegseth/Miller '28
I love...
Is Stephen Miller really jewish?
>>526290355>>526290306Awoo frens
>>526290226It’s imperative to cull the GOP rats in order for this country to prosper. Enough with the rats.
>>526290312Better than a slave to the cartels like your shithole bean boy.
>>526290382The northern part of the state got snow while I saw barely a dusting in the grass
God is making leftists go insane
>>526290251Thanks, baker!>>526290355Henlo! Not too much happened today. The Broncos beat the Bills, but the QB is out for the rest of the season now.>>526290452Henlo, fren!
>>526290226Evansville anonpeople are still pissed that the stathouse cucked out of redistricting the fuckers that voted against it have been getting epic hatemail/messages and even threats
>>526290420Puelto Lico is the proof that even being part of America won't save you from being a nog wasteland
Good Morning!
>>526290367>Minneapolis Police department Doesn't exist. The leftist professional agitators go to the streets to be violent and the pussy MPD disappears.Go ahead and call them for help. They won't show up.
oh and Trump endorses a challenger against Faggot Louisiana Senator Bill Cassidy who voted to impeach Trump in 2021.
Remember to GET OUT AND VOTE for your local races and referenda! JOIN ICE and visit USAjobs.gov for potential positions working for Trump!Purge all of those who are against our MAGA movement--whether they previously supported us or not! Get involved! Initiate referenda! Write bills!Become a pollwatcher, candidate, or staffer!Vote in every election--federal, state, and local!Pray a rosary and a chaplet of divine mercy every day!Anything you can do to make America great again, do it!Full voting guide: https://nopaste.net/4wIlmjUinrCalifornia Voter ID Petition: https://www.reformcalifornia.org/cavoterid/sign-the-petitionMake America Healthy Again Act: https://pastejustit.com/make-america-healthy-again-act-by-pugnatUkrainian War explanation: https://pastes.io/ukraine-explanationEndorsements for upcoming referenda:May 16, LA: Yes, No, Yes, No, YesMay 19, AL: Yes June 9, ND: YesJune 16, OK: NoAug 4, KS: YesNov. 3, USA: AK: NOAZ: YesAR: Yes, Yes, No, YESCA: NOCO: YESFL: YesGA: YesHI: NoID: YesIN: YesKS: YesLA: YesMD: yesMA: NoMI: NoMO: No, No, Yes, NoNE: YesNV: NO, YESNM: NoNC: YESND: YesOR: NOSD: YES TN: Yes UT: YesVT: NoWY: Yes LET'S CELEBRATE CATURDAY!
Substation chads own the NFL.
>>526290480I've been listening to the games. Now I'm home watching the current game feeling comfy
>>526290479They were trained at a young age to hate. May God forgive their sins.
What went wrong with this administration that turned it into a running joke?
LET FREEDOM REIGN! FULFILL OUR DIVINE PROVIDENCE, OUR NEW MANIFEST DESTINY!Our rightful land:1. British Indian Ocean Territory2. Canada3. Greenland4. Marie Byrd Land5. Faroe Islands6. Clipperton Island7. St.-Barthelemy8. Falkland Islands9. South Georgia & the South Sandwich Islands10. St. Pierre & Miquelon11. Federal Dependencies & Nueva Esparta of Venezuela 12. British Antarctic Territory (incl. Ross Dependency)13. St. Helena, Ascension, & Tristan da Cunha (SHATC)14. Dutch Caribbean15. Cayman Islands16. Guadeloupe17. Martinique18. Montserrat19. Anguilla20. Turks & Caicos Islands21. UK Virgin Islands22. Bermuda23. French Guiana24. French Polynesia25. Pitcairn Islands26. Wallis & Futuna27. Peter I Island28. Fernando de Noronha, Rocas Atoll, Sts. Peter & Paul Archipelago, Trinidade & Martim Vaz29. San Andres & Providencia (Raizalia)30. San Bernando ArchipelagoWe're Americans. We dream big & we win bigger. The fact is that we cannot tolerate unfree zones with the Americas. We're going to liberate our sphere, including:1. (Western) Samoa2. St. Vincent & the Grenadines3. St. Lucia4. Kiribati5. Cuba6. Nauru7. Dominica8. Guyana (eastern half)9. Grenada10. St. Kitts & Nevis11. Antigua & Barbuda12. Bahamas13. Costa Rica14. Panama15. Iceland16. Jamaica17. BelizeIn summary, our goals are:1. Enforcing the Monroe Doctrine2. Ensuring American naval dominance.3. Reducing housing prices in the mainland USA.4. Punishing outposts of tyranny in the New World.5. Improving the US economy.6. Creating Fortress America.7. Purifying the New World demographically via mass deportation.We already have funding to enforce border patrol for Marie Byrd Land, Canada, & Greenland! Let's move forward & fulfill our American dream, the dream of Washington, Jackson, Jefferson, & Polk! We'll see McKinley & Kennedy smile upon us from Heaven!
>>526290510>Bean boy acting like he has any room to talkLmao.
Remember that episode of Peaky Blinders when Arthur Shelby’s dad beats the shit out of him and humiliates him in front of all his friends and then Arthur like the good cuck he is says I LOVE YOU DAD! and then after his dad abandons him and steals his money and he still doesn’t do anything about it that’s like what’s happening to jd vance right now it’s pretty funny
>>526290479They are insane because they have turned away from God. The satanic principle is putting your putting the infallibility of your own beliefs and power above God. Another word for this is totalitarianism. This framework hold true whether you look at it theologically or psychologically.
>>526290479They already were mentally ill. The left fetishized mental illness decades ago.
>>526290444God has an interesting sense of humor when it comes to reincarnation
What am I in for lad
>>526290656Complete fucking garbage.
>>526290585>>526290575>>526290567>>526290541I believe in the power of the subconscious mind. Joseph Murray wrote about the power of the subconscious mind. And how a terminally ill person can be made healthy if they are told by an authority figure that they are getting better.My mother has just told me then. My grandmother has been moved from the emergency room. Because she's not getting better my mother has just told me then. My grandmother has been moved from the emergency room. Because she's not getting better.My mother has just told me then. My grandmother has been moved from the emergency room. Because she's not getting better.They've set up a room in the dining room that is meant to be comfortable. It has some kind of oxygen machine. A nurse is supposed to supervise every other night. My mom has given me the understanding that we are just making her comfortable while we're waiting for her to die.I believe in the power of positive thinking. Tell me how to get the nurse to tell her. She's getting better. Tell me what to tell her to say. Tell me how to tell her if you think she'll need convincing.Tell me how to do that.Chatgpt told me some shit about how that's unethical.
>>526290656>modern TVna
>>526290068>If you care about beef prices make sure to vote for Vance in 2028 thenWhy is he going to arrest Bill Gates or something? And don't act like that faggot doesn't worship beef cattle like a deity.
>>526290537Pass the BUSTY Act!>>526290541Nice! I don't have the channel for the current game, but I know the Seahawks are absolutely destroying the 49ers. Like, to an embarrassing degree.>>526290512Good evening
>>526290533>Seeking a pedophile’s endorsementCongratulations on your win, Bill.
>>526290656Holy shit, it's him!
>>526290556Why do you kikes worship Hollywood slop and then assume that the rest of us do as well?We see you, rabbi. You're the bad joke.
>>526290533good, fuck Cassidy
>>526290656Even ignoring how they go out of their way to destroy the lore the writing is hot garbage.
Good Caturday evening, /ptg/...Bunday is now imminent, but let's enjoy the rest of Caturday while we can>>526290537>LET'S CELEBRATE CATURDAYWhat's left of her, generaleepastaoo
Let me guess... Bray voted to release the Epstein files, or defend Greenland
>>526290509Fuck Evansville tbqh. I hate the Thunderbolts for cucking my team.
>https://x.com/MrWhiplash_/status/2011572880048603186the military have some explaining to do
>>526290510being a mere trophy or colony to the US is more desirable than being controlled by narco jews
>>526290656disappointment avoid
>>526290556who is the jules guy? looks familiar but i cant place him. that is an amusing little vid.is there a version with sound?
>>526290656>watching contemporary televisionFucking why? Especially when television exists form the 1950s-1980s? I haven't watched a new television show since I was in college and I've *barely* scratched the surface of 50s-80s shows. I suspect I'll go the rest of my life and still not reach the end of that rabbit hole. It's great because it predates political correctness and you almost never see niggers or, when you do, they seem white or are cast as porters/cooks.
>>526290775it's turned into a shithole over the last decade as more and more niggers from Chicongo have moved in don't go down to the Riverside after dark
>almost a full 3 years before the 2028 elections >the lefty homos are so afraid of Vance they're already brigading against himSo goddamn pathetic. We can all see how weak you are if you have to sink that low.
https://x.com/DHSgov/status/2012718004480393474
>>526290480>bills lost by 3Oof. Josh Allen bros what happened
41-6 LOL
>>526290869Columbo is my favorite
>>526290914Multiple fumbles and interceptions.
>>526290682ChatGPT might be giving you a mental illness anon. >>526290713Yes! >>526290751Indeed, fren. Indeed.
>>526290880It's less niggers moving in than it is whites leaving (or dying which is more likely - it's an older population). The whole city is shrinking and has been for 60+ years now.
>>526290751https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpl5mOAXNl4
>>526290656DogshitThe Powertards breaking shit and being retarded is pretty funny but that is like 30 seconds of S2. Walter Goggins hard carries the entire series but he is stumbling under the weight of all of the bullshit.
Cancucks..,.https://x.com/BRICSinfo/status/2012719526605967711
>negroid reggetoneros that live in a wasteland despite being an american protectorate are sneedinglol
>>526290226>/ptg/ - PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - CLEAN HOUSE INDIANA EDITIONAnother republicuck stand up to the 80 year old pedoking?
>>526290752Damn, the correct answer was gerrymandering
>>526290656watch Pluribus instead
>>526290280Blame Vance for Vivek's Ohio campaign. Vivek did not originally plan to run for governor of Ohio until Vance put that idea in his head. And now, Vance refuses to take responsibility by convincing Vivek to drop out of the race.
>>526290939My nigga. What's your favorite episode? I'm partial to Fade to Murder from 1976. It features William Shatner and it's a really, really good one.
>>526290914They quite literally couldn't keep hold of the ball. It was rather sad, but at least it was a close game!>>526290751In this final hour of Caturday, I'll do my best, Dweeber.
>>526290913>he lied to a federal agent, but we didn't arrest himWHYHY
>>526290913>recognized the accent as being from mexico Glad theres people in ICE who speak spic and can tell where someone's from
>>526290312Hegseth is a billion times better version of Vance. Almost same background except Hegseth saw front line combat and went to Harvard instead of Yale. Also, Hegseth has a white wife and white children.
>>526290887it's because the Left has literally nobody to run unless a darkhorse comes out of nowhere >Kamala, her own stupidity and attitude as well as this Walz scandal will scuttle her>Newsom, the guy who fiddled as CA burned and wants to turn the rest of the country into CA >AOC, a socialist who won't gain any traction outside of deep blue cities >Shapiro, a jew that Lefties hate
>>526290977thats a lot of feet.....
>>526290920Wow. BTFO >>526290942>>526291053That sucks. Oh well.
>>526291033While I agree it's a good show, don't watch it right nowVince is being fucking lazy and the next season isn't going to be out for another 2 fucking years despite them signing on for 2 seasons basically right away
>>526290312Rubio fucked over too many white conservatives outside Florida to ever get any votes outside Florida. Many Tea Party members got fucked over by the McCain's IRS audit attacks and everyone back then, knew Rubio used to be McCain's right hand man in the Senate.
>>526290422YOU CONSIDER~!
>>526290965it grew pretty quickly in the early 2000s but yeah, as it becomes more crime riddled, people are moving out
>>526290977Well well well.
>>526290981And you're a pathetic narco state beaner boy.
>>526291164The nature of the game, sadly. I'm still not happy with the Broncos, but I'll have to accept the consolation prize of the QB breaking his ankle.
>>526290977Nobody needs Canada.
>>526290977>right after Canada made a deal with the chink devil God really does hate the great white north Alberta bros you have this one chance to leave, don't fuck it up
Today I will remind themSound version: https://files.catbox.moe/cyfita.mp4
>>526290378The Texas House is unironically 99% RINO, filled with Democrats that registered as Republicans. Meanwhile, the Texas Senate has actual republicans, which is the main reason why Ken Paxton was immediately acquitted by the Texas House's impeachment plan stated by George W Bush lawyers.Not only that but Texas conservatives have been trying to close their republican primaries since 2016 with no luck because RINOs keep cockblocking.
>>526290977lmao it keeps happeningGod wants America to win
I wasn't paying $12 for a pound of ground beef under Biden. Before trump took office it was under $4 a pound
>>526291033>watch lezzy dodge logical conclusions and also all the alien goo vaggo they can throw at hernah
>>526290977fucking lolthat's four times more oil than there was at teapot dome>farmer stumbles upon one of largest natural resource deposit on earth in buttfuck nowhere USA>againgod i love being american
>
>>526291297You got what you wanted, kek.There was an anon that cursed Nix and it came true.I don't think reffies will be saving them a trip to the owl.
>>526290977Sometimes I really am amazed with just how much God loves this country and us.
>>526291192trust the plan, Aryans are in control
>>526291049Id have to look them up but i usually enjoy those with mindgames. Like with a psychologist or doctor.
interdasting if verifiable
>>526291390It feels great.
>>526290977bumfuckfarmer.jpgi don't have it saved
>>526291451don't know where i put pic related in my shitposting folder, but eh sometimes google is useful for something
>>526290887Imagine still supporting Vance after rumors of him being left out of the Venezuela operation at Mar a Lago because Vance's decision to hire Tucker's son as his deputy press secretary, was determined to risk national security. Meanwhile, Hegseth, Miller, and Rubio were at Mar a Lago with Trump while the Maduro operation was live, and being part of a historical moment.
>>526291400>Always indians overviewLmao, mean bean machine is so retarded.
>>526291297>have to accept the consolation prize of the QB breaking his ankle? How'd that happen? A tackle?
>>526290977Check'd and I saw an article about that! Apparently it's enough to supply 10 months of NG and 10 weeks of oil at current consumption all on its own. Fucking massive.>>526291412Hopefully not! We'll find out for sure on the 25th!
>>52629107720% of them are spics themselves.
>>526291378you were never buying beef.
I'm curious to what the next part of plan is if they don't sell Greenland by June. Do we keep the tarrifs on everyone and go our own way?
>>526291245No, it didn't. What you probably saw is what's called a "growth node" which is localized growth in one part of jurisdiction but overall decline. I'm an expert in this as it's happening in my county. There's one part that is growing but the whole county on a whole is slowly dying off.
>>526291443Big if true. Flood the zone
>>526290226Rig my elections or you’re fired!
>>526291443>asks?
>>526291443Somethin finna go down?
>>526290977Haha woops
lol
Trump also endorsed Barry Moore for Senate in Alabama to replace Tuberville who is running for Governor
>>526291049I want a do-over of the Leslie Nielsen where Leslie Nielsen plays the bad the guy instead of the body
>>526291498I think he broke it on the second to last play, of all things lmao. Maybe a tackle, but I saw one person say it broke when he kneeled for something.
>>526291483Your D&C campaign is painfully obvious. It won't work. So go ahead and continue to waste your life doing it. It only makes your failure that much more enjoyable.
>>526291528you're probably right I mistook all the construction and building expansion for growth damn, I never realized
>>526291581thats a pretty poor shop job.
>Imagine still supporting Vance after rumors that was a fucking stupid way to start a post, and this is me saying this.
>>526291638I thought the same thing was happening in my own county but as it turns out, new construction does not equal population growth.
>>526291585easy win I'd imagine
>>526291443>It’s more performative bullshitCool.
>>526291415GOD BLESSED TEXASWITH HIS OWN HANDS>>526291649How are ya, kotman?
>>526291390Lmao last year>Some methhead decides he wants to bury a barrel of illegal gun in lousianna.>Cops bust him robbing a gas station immediately after>Covered in suspicious dust so they have it tested>All Lithium>Work out a deal to commute his sentance if he shows them where he found the dust>Turns out it is the world's largest lithium deposit.Nine months later>NEVADA MAN murders prostitute>Tries to bury her in the desert>Pimp worried about his bitch activates the iTag on her phone>Calls the cops>Track it down to the middle of nowhere Nevada>Man found burying the whore in a pit>Second biggest lithium deposit in the world found on Christmas dayGod truly loves fools, children, and methheads.
>>526290585>THIS IS JUST LIKE MY GOYSLOP POP CULTUREvance haters confirmed for netflix subscribers, what a surprise
>>526291695As long as he doesn't go on Hannity he'll be fine.
>>526291464Look below.
>>526290444>>526290653Get in the jew Goebbels, it's a great jew, the best.
>>526291483>after rumors
>>526290887Yup. There's never been a candidate for genz+α as good as Vance, their terror is palpable
>>526291733i'm so good i summon it immediately
>>526291483>RUMORS SAYyou lost jew
So is Luke in jail, rehab, or dead?
>>526291581I'm fine with Elon owning Twitter, but the rebrand is one of the worst rebrands in history.Twitter was the most reoognizable brand in the world and the bird and shit was fine. The X shiit is a gay middle schooler LARP.
>>526291378You forgot your VPN, cat.
>>526291649they're desperate for any kind of D&C foothold they can get, and yet they've still found nonehow are things in the land of the rising blur? I hear there were some fun NFL bloopers today
Christmas Haunted House episode of X-Files is on Comet right now and it is really good. I have never seen this one before and I am loving it.>>526291443>Bondi and Kashapp deploy the FBI to SnowgadishuThey are somehow going to make things worse. Those two retards are so incompetant that they will find a way to fuck up Noem's good work. Both of them just need to fuck off to an office until they can be replaced.
>>526291799Yes.
>>526291784you should use your powers to summon a hamburger and a gf
>>526290823George Floyd
>>526291709lmao it almost feels like cheating with how ridiculously resource rich north america is, and with an ocean on either side there isn't shit anyone can do about it
>>526291745Love this weird lil kike like you wouldn't believe. I hope Vance picks him for VP
>>526291833Good riddance. Apparently he got suspended from Twitter.
>>526291548>it's cool when blue states do it though!
>>526291799Can't solve the captcha or Gutfeld finally filed charges.
>>526291523Dog sled race to determine the owner.
>>526291828I've been thinking about that, and it makes sense to embed FBI with ICE agents doing their work. That way when these agitators get violent or obstructive the FBI can step in and make arrests and let the ICE agents do their jobs.
>>526291701acceptably comf despite crazy tomboy barking like a small dog when she’s excited or happy. how are you?>>526291812>they're desperate for any kind of D&C foothold they can get, and yet they've still found nonegetting angry at the rumors they create has to work eventually>how are things in the land of the rising blur? I hear there were some fun NFL bloopers todayall good here now that the unpleasantness has passed but ive been chilling with crazy tomboy most of the day and she doesnt handegg so ive only seen scores, but i do know that the cake still had razors in it and one of them fucked the donks up. also the niners cawks score speaks for itself
>>526291951That brightens my day. Plus knowing Anna gets b& on sight for spamming her screeds.Nature is healing.
>>526291784Too bad you can’t summon foxes, eh?>>526291799Filtered by the captchas.
>>526292038I'm doing well, thank you! Enjoying the weekend and have a glass of whiskey poured. I'm ready to welcome Bunday and bid a fond farewell to Caturday until the next one rolls around. Temps are dropping, but I'm staying cozy and comfy.
Good awoovening!>>526291828>Christmas Haunted House episode of X-FilesThat's a fun episode.
>>526291888No joke, I decided to devlop a new grazing field on my property last year and ended up digging up all these weird rocks while I was tilling it that were fucking up my tiller blade way too much. I had them checked out and it was Uranium. I sold 1/4 of my property for a shit ton of money and then bought 1400 acres on the other side of the land I sold. I also bought a new truck, a fishing boat, a PS5, and a swet ass 75" Sony Bravia with a sound bar.Like I said, God loves tards
>>526290480final battle of arc the ladwe gon win>broncos wini really feel bad for the bills. i know you're a fan of the broncos but you also agree they act like a bunch of dirty niggers.we need to make the NFL huwite again so we can have some semblance of decorum.
>>526292030>when these agitators get violent or obstructive the FBI can step in and make arrests and let the ICE agents do their jobsYep. It also negates the "not a real cop" narrative or "doesnt have the authority to arrest US citizens" narrative. Both of which are lies. Having FBI arrest and investigate rioters and those organizing obstruction of ICE, is good. Especially since local PD and state PD has been told to stand down. Extra hands with the FBI there.
>>526292038After what happened to my team I don't know if I'll ever even watch handegg anymore. Although God finding a way to make the Buncos and Razorcakes both lose in the same game is somewhat funny.
>>526291709America is still largely a Christian nation, whereas Europe has become largely atheist. You'd think people would notice a pattern after a while.
>>526292150Damn right we do. I appreciate that the Bills made them work for it. A lot of respect for them, especially since I don't usually pay attention to other teams.>>526292144Good awoovening, classy awoo!
>>526292149Blessed
>>526292030>getting angry at the rumors they create has to work eventuallyit is wild to watch them gaslight themselves with the same lies over and over>all good here now that the unpleasantness has passed but ive been chilling with crazy tomboy most of the day and she doesnt handegg so ive only seen scores, but i do know that the cake still had razors in it and one of them fucked the donks up. also the niners cawks score speaks for itselfI'm glad the unpleasantness has passed and you were comf if handeggless, the Broncos QB snapped his ankle in half taking a knee at the end of the game and is out for the playoffs now lol
>EU kikes seething>Greenland soon>Texas finds ass loads of oil and gas>Global warming cancelledGreat day.
>>526292270Texas is getting literally jeet'd
>>526291464The whole canto made me feel sad for the apprentices who just wanted to please their masters, as well as relating to Rein's philosophy.
>>526292299Depressing, really.
embarrassinghe vastly overestimates the power of his endorsements
>>526292270I'm looking at my thermometer, it's about 35 Freedomheit outside in south Texas. Lovely!
>>526292262I know you weren't replying to me but I'm keeping that (You)
>>5262922701.6 billion barrels isn't a lot compared to the annual global consumption but it's certainly welcome. Worldwide ~35-40 billion barrels are consumed every year.
>>526292236Henlo Doro-poster! I finally made it to a comf Caturday evening thread. Looks like a comfy night in here tonight.
>Democrats pay rioters to attack ICE in MN>Some rioters get injured in the process>Democrat politicians hold press conference highlighting ICE injuring riotersIs that really how easy it is to brainwash half the USA?
>>526292132caturday is nice but theyre a lot of pressure on me because ive agreed to at least humor dweeber’s threats to withhold carol if i fuck up. the threat’s no good for 2+ years but still>>526292186>After what happened to my team I don't know if I'll ever even watch handegg anymore.you arent in the worst situation, frenGod does have a weird sense of humor though>>526292262>it is wild to watch them gaslight themselves with the same lies over and overit didnt work the first 35784574 times but the 35784575th time is the one>I'm glad the unpleasantness has passed and you were comf if handeggless, the Broncos QB snapped his ankle in half taking a knee at the end of the game and is out for the playoffs now lolburrs/ pats owl, baby
>>526292262>>526292038>>526292376dunno how I fucked up that badly, I'm damned tired
>>526292144>That's a fun episode.It's not my third favorite episode. It is behind the leechman episode at #2, and the kids that get dosed with alien energy and gain super speed episode which is #1.The super speed episode is #1 because it was filmed at the House of Mysteries in Oregon which was about 20 miles from where I grew up and is EXTREMELY SPOOKY irl. Physics legit go wonky at the House of Mystery. Your cellphone won't work right. Any compass you have will spaz out. Don't bring your dog because he will freak out and howl in pain the moment he gets within 500 yards of the vortex. the entire place is weird. Like if you put a ball on the ground it will roll uphill. If you stand in the center of the vortex and jump straight up you will jump like three feet higher than you could anywhere else on earth. Shit is weird.https://www.oregonvortex.com/
>>526291917Luke might actually be in jail now kek.
>>526292437>it didnt work the first 35784574 times but the 35784575th time is the oneyou'd think they'd learn, but then you remember that they're profoundly retarded and gay>burrs/ pats owl, babypost ywftbwtso
>>526292356His endorsements have a +90% win rate, leaf.
>>526292435"It cries out in pain as it strikes you" is a saying for a reason.
MAGA
>>526292488I hope he stays there forever
>>526292563So what you are saying is that 10% of the time his endorsement fails 100% of the time?Grimdire even
>>526292262The echo's you say out loud is stronger then the echo's in your head.
>>526292438reading before you post is for pussies >>526292506>you'd think they'd learn, but then you remember that they're profoundly retarded and gayits not a contest you can win but fuck are they trying>post ywftbwtso>
>>526292437At this point, I wouldn't risk Dweeber's wrath lest he concoct another threat. We've got another 2+ years, and then another 8 after this, after all.>>526292405It's quite comfy! Glad you made it.
Why is virginity no longer a virtue of the right?
>>526292506Dem bears in the 2nd half is hell.
>>526292437They're tearing down Arrowhead and moving the Chiefs to Kansas. Fucking Kansas. It is that bad. Imagine the St Louis Cardinals moving to East St Louis, playing in Illinois and still calling themselves the St Louis Cardinals. Or the Chicago Bears moving to Gary Indiana and still calling themselves the Chicago Bears. And it's all because the billionaire owner wants a new stadium and the KCMO Democrats refused to build one. It's a bad joke.
>>526292645>post ywftbwtso
>>526292678I blame hiki's relatives
better watch ur chikkentheres a fox on the lamb
>>526292807We are going to fucking kill you
>>526292725Orly?That's like the niners moving to Santa Clara, so dumb.Don't build it next to a substation!
>>526292645>reading before you post is for pussiesthis fren gets it>its not a contest you can win but fuck are they tryingreminds me of an old Daniel Tosh joke>I want to do a gameshow>but it's only for rich people>and you can only lose money>it's called "haha, now you're poor"he had some good'ns>>526292708but them dogs is hell don't they
>>526292666even satan doesnt tempt dweeber’s ire. ill play it extra safe>>526292725>And it's all because the billionaire owner wants a new stadium and the KCMO Democrats refused to build one. It's a bad joke.since when has a dem ever heard of a construction spending proposal he didnt like? those contracts are built to skim the cream off the top of >>526292753>spee cant survive this outcome. im not sure they could even survive da burrs going into the 4th with a lead
>>526292435Yes? Did you see what happened during Trump's first run? It was fucking insane, I lost so many groups of gaming friends to that shit, people that never mentioned politics once suddenly couldn't shut up about them.
>>526292807They certainly have a knack for picking the most revolting dysgenic malding kike to spew shit and spit on dead American citizens.
>>526292922Check'd and smart man
>>526292882u better watch it ill sell ur uranium to russia
>>526292922I don't careMy beloved Bills are no longer in the running. I want to see the entire NFL burn to the ground. I want spee to gnash their teeth and wail, dressed in sack cloth and covered in ash.
I HUNGER and only rare earth minerals will satisfy that hunger.
>>526292435"The story is never about our crimes; the story must always be about THE REACTION to our crimes."- Rules for Radicals... commie subversionist playbook
>>526293007What's you guys shoot another protestor?
>>526292918They was hell, guess we'll see if Miami or Indiana wins it all and Trump is supposed to be there as well Monday.
>>526292904Candlestick was a legendary stadium. Damn shame they tore it down. I enjoyed watching Montana and Rice play back in the old days.
>>526293078who you callin radicool?!
>>526291828Join Kino Tiem around July
>>526292918>this fren gets iti dont just dispense retarded wisdom, im a client>reminds me of an old Daniel Tosh joke>>I want to do a gameshow>>but it's only for rich people>>and you can only lose money>>it's called "haha, now you're poor">he had some good'nskek. tosh just sort of wandered off the face of the earth didnt he? too bar but thus goes all comedians worth half a fuck. that or they fucking die>>526293016ty bud>>526293050you are old school and i like it, but look man, sometimes you just lose 4 owls in a row. it happens. spend a few months meditating on a pillar eating locusts and wild honey and get back in there!
>>526293050forgo my pic>>526293046Iceland has not yet learned how to be free. And I think we are going to be part of the throes of that transformation, which must take place. Iceland is not going to be the monolithic society that they once were in the last century. Burgers are going to be at the centre of that. It's a huge transformation for Iceland to make. They are now going into a freedom mode and burgers will be resented because of our leading role. But without that leading role and without that transformation, Iceland will not survive.
>>526293096Those aren't people.
>>526292725I thought the Bears were moving to Indiana, yes I'm serious
>>526292985Yeah. Same here. Relatives of mine too. TDS is a mental illness
>>526292922They required a tax raise to get a new stadium and the KCMO niggers voted it down. Jackson County is one of the only blue areas left in MO.
>>526293193>who you callin radicool?!Friedrich Nietzsche, that's who
>>526293050We got cheated out of AFC kino, it will be a clown show and probable thrashing by the seahawks in the owl.
>>526293209No worries, bud. We're all gonna make it.
Donald Trump,HANDS...OFF...GREENLAND
>>526293233I don't think it's final, but Gary proposed to build them a fancy new stadium if Chicago won't. I'm not even a Bears guy but that shit pisses me off. And it's all because of the greed and vanity of billionaire owners who want fancy new luxury stadiums and they want the taxpayers to pay for it.
>>526293438from a day ago sounds pretty close to a done deal https://www.si.com/nfl/bears/onsi/bears-and-indiana-send-message-of-clear-intent-to-stadium-deniers
>>526293438I don't understand the obsession with shiny, new stadiums. As long as there's an unobstructed view of the field/ice what more do I need? I don't give a fuck about "amenities" when I go to a game. I just want to watch the game and go home.
>>526293435You got a colonial ruler you independant to me. Fuck timmy gonna do?
>>526293435That nigger is in China?LOL
>>526293103>Trump is supposed to be there as well Monday.based megaMAGAball>>526293209>i dont just dispense retarded wisdom, im a clientin the marketplace of comf, you are both the customer and the merchant>kek. tosh just sort of wandered off the face of the earth didnt he? too bar but thus goes all comedians worth half a fuck.>that or they fucking dieI think he just fucked off so he didn't have to do a bunch of gay virtue signalling. Either that or it was the joke he told that he said almost got him b& from Just For Laughs in Canada>my mother was a holocaust denier>so me and my sister, we sat her down, and we taught her all about the history of the jewish people and their culture>now she says that she can't believe it only happened onceanytime blurgo
Good night frens Tomorrow will be another MAGA day
>>526293577He sold his country out and made them a vassal state of the Chinese. The biggest industry in Canada, autoparts manufacturing is now dead.But at least the chinese will only charge them a 10% tariff on their agriculture instead of a 20%
>>526293550the amenities being $15 shitty beer and $20 hot dogs
>>526293667Goodnight!
>>526293667goodnight sweaty
https://youtu.be/KIATmLcE4tA
>>526293684Alberta better get out now while they can
Good MAGA evening, frens!
fucking lol boys>NOOOO FEDERAL LAW ENFORCEMENT YOU CAN'T ENFORCE THE LAAAAAAWhttps://www.breitbart.com/politics/2026/01/17/minnesota-biden-appointed-judges-order-bans-feds-from-arresting-protesters/This won't even get passed appeal and the judge knows it. Roberts needs to get these fuckers back in line.
>>526293691Yeah, I don't get it. My dad is the target audience for these new stadiums, though. He and I are completely different when it comes to that. He loves the giant video screens and "cool" scoreboards and trying different concessions. I don't care about any of that. I just want to watch the game. Occasionally, if it's cold, I'll buy a cup of hot water they claim is coffee but that's it.
>>526293782Henlo, Serena! It's almost time!
>>526293499Damn. I feel bad for the Bears fans. >>526293550Chiefs fans love Arrowhead. We don't care that it isn't shiny and new or that it doesn't have luxury boxes for rich pricks to enjoy. Fuck Clark Hunt.
>>526293239>dems voted against a taxdid i read that right?>>526293375damn straight we are>>526293628>in the marketplace of comf, you are both the customer and the merchanti get what i pay for>I think he just fucked off so he didn't have to do a bunch of gay virtue signalling. Either that or it was the joke he told that he said almost got him b& from Just For Laughs in Canadapulling a michael richards should always be your last public act once youre financially independent>>my mother was a holocaust denier>>so me and my sister, we sat her down, and we taught her all about the history of the jewish people and their culture>>now she says that she can't believe it only happened oncewew kek, im glad i didnt read the whole post firstblur and nn
>>526293628Daniel Tosh? Nah he is still touring. I saw him last year. Dude is still raw af and the only funny comedian I have seen in ages.
>>526293809Yes!
Reminder that I am still baking, but this one will be my last for the day.
this will be funny
For instance for the Aleutians, the CG already provides:1 NSC (Kimball)MH-60TsHC-130JsMLBsRB-MsUAV detachmentWhat’s missing or insufficient:>No persistent second cutter for dual-patrol coverage>No mid-range cutters (OPC or FRC) for flexible presence>No fixed-wing maritime patrol in the HC-144 class>Only 1 UAV detachment (trial)>Limited small boat redundancyAdd:>One OPC>Two FRC >One RB-M >One HC-144 Ocean Sentry >One V-BATMetric.... Baseline.... Group 1.... (Add) Combined.... Total....Total Craft (All Types)....13 + 1 UAV.... 5 + 1 UAV.... 18 + 2 UAV....Personnel.... 260.... 144.... 404....Build-Out Cost.... $1.468B(sunk).... $657M.... $2.125B....Monthly Ops Cost.... $34.6M.... $19.7M.... $54.3M....
IT'S TIME
>inhalesWINNING>exhales
Highway to the /comfy/ zone!
All poopoo times are peepee times, but not all peepee times are poopoo times
ITS TIME!!!!!nn all frens and lurking agents who call this “intelligence gathering”
WE WILL MAKE AMERICA BACKBOOB AGAIN! WE WILL PASS THE BIGGER BEAUTIFUL BILL!WE WILL ANNEX CANADA AND GREENLAND!WE WILL BECOME BIGGER AND BEAUTIFUL!AMERICA'S BEAUTY WILL BE LIKE AN ARYAN WOMAN WITH MASSIVE, POWERFUL BACKBOOBA! THAT IS OUR GOAL, OUR MANIFEST BREASTINY-- AN EMPIRE OF 360 DEGREE FEMININITY!
>>526293881I doubt Trump will take this sitting down. I assume rioters will be sent to federal lockup. Far outside the reach of corrupt state courts
>>526293956>>526293957>>526293958>>526293959>>526293960nice>>526293962OOF
>>526293960>00:00:00TONIGHTHHnn
>>526293958YES!>>526293956>>526293957>>526293959>>526293960Good job, frens and kot!>>526293962Oof! Pass it anyway!
>>526293841Yeah. Jackson County is overwhelmingly Democrat and they voted it down. And the owner Clark Hunt didn't wait to see if the state of Missouri would step up and build a new stadium. Fuck Kansas. I'll never live long enough to ever see my team play in my state again. It's depressing.
>>526293960>>526293959>>526293958>>526293956nicely done frens>>526293962almost nicely done fren
>>526293956Hurray!>>526293957>>526293958>>526293959>>526293960Good jobs, assorted frens and kot!>>526293962Close
>>526293956>>526293957>>526293958>>526293959>>526293960Nice job! nn fren! >>526294012>>526294023>>526294044>>526294045Thanks frens, I'm having a bit of a losing streak but it'll get better!
>>526290977
>>526293956>>526293957>>526293958>>526293959>>526293960Nice.
>>526290479
>>526294012>>526294044 (check'd!)>>526294045>>526294101Thanks, frens!Also, no worries about not getting it a few times. You can't win every time, but that just means you can try again!>>526294141Thanks, baker!
>>526294117>>526294169
>>526291804I'm not sure of that. The brand being caught in some limbo and dual usage actually makes it take up some active brain space. It might be brilliant.
>>526290738See >>526290656
>>526293773He pretty much sealed the deal on that.
>>526290226Epstein
>>526294045Oh hey Serena, you remember your prediction about the leftoids calling Bovino a nazi because he was wearing a great coat in Minnesota during winter from four days ago?You nailed it. They finally noticed and twitter was SEETHIN once someone pointed it out. god forbid a nigga be warm.>>526294117I finally got around to reading the second book in the Flashman series last weekend and all I got to say about t. Otto Von Bismarck is "what a dick," lmao. I have no idea what he was like in real life but if his reputation was that bad when he was in his 20s that a fictional account of interacting with him was basically calling him the peak German reichshole then lol.>I hate Germans, but I hate everyone else even more
>>526293956>>526293957>>526293958>>526293959>>526293960nice
>>526292329did you read lucio's flavor text in his last fight lol"mimetic self-destruction" is basically the sin ryoshu had to escape, the thing everyone else, master and apprentice, was trying to pull her back into. it was fated that everyone was going to die, except for fucking kira for some reason (they saved the MOST ANNOYING ONE ffs)but the sublimity, the awe, of that last flickering ember of life is the highest culmination of it, isn't it? from akutagawa himself:>Nothing else is known of the life of this girl. Yet what does it matter? For the sublimity of life culminates in the most precious moment of inspiration. Man will make his life worth living, if he tosses a wave aloft high up into the starry sky, o'er life's dark main of worldly cares, to mirror in its crystal form the light of the moon yet to rise. Therefore, are not those who know the last of Lorenzo those who know the whole of her life?i await muga ryoshu id it should be incredible
>>526294442Thanks, fren!
>>526291585Can't wait for the random story about how he kissed a 12 year old girl when he was 19 that always appears.
>>526294214That's true! It's always nice that you're so positive in these threads, fren!
>>526294501I try to be.
>>526290226Now do US Congress.
>>526290226
>>526293883This doesn't discuss that we really need to increase our maintenance budgets for existing, or replace aging out. 50% readiness is unacceptable. Some of these could be further augmented by increased drone usage, buoy additions, and even greater increased maintenance budgets providing faster turn-around.Lifts, fluid pumping, sanding, painting, welding, automation in these areas has the potential to decrease craft dock time. Resupply options for Mid-Long Term craft could extend. Smaller drone packages fitted to ships and helicopters could increase search ranges and recovery options with minimal per-unit costs.
>>526290444100%nice trips
NO STALLING!
>>526294717stallers are NIGGERS
>>526294452I only realized flavor text was a thing when I reached roach god. And yeah, I didn't care for Kira either. We already had Don and Erza for weeb personality this canto.
Many such cases!
>>526293773Yeah, that is no longer possible. Canada is a vassal state, the old charter no longer matters, and the chinks decide their fate. There is no way they are letting paypig Alberta escape.>>526290444Yeah, but he is /ourjew/. Like Migi in Parasyte, he is attached to us and we can't escape, but he is looking out for us and will fight to protect us since our death means his death.>>526294717where do you think we are?alright, last beer was quaffed, balls were drained of pee, it's time to go to sleep.Good night PTG. I will most likely kill you in the morning.
>>526294849Don't threaten me with a good time!Also, goodnight!
Ho ho ho.I am Joseph Stallin.
Still Caturday in Formerly comfy currently Too cold Midwest.
It's so over Leftists brosIsrael wonThe First Jewish president wonVenezuela belongs to the jewshttps://x.com/elduckpost/status/2012650233876848823
>>526294914AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA COMMIE!BURN IT BEFORE IT LAYS EGGS!>>52629495138 minutes of Caturday left. Make it count!
>>526294828i noticed it during the matthias fight, but this was lucio's>Meeting a Color Fixer in battle is doubtless an experience that will elevate his skills to the next level.>If he survives this battle, that is.>'Maybe I can kill her now. Maybe this is my chance.'>Once again, the same contemplation comes to seize Lucio as he looms over his master, who lies fast asleep.>But this impulse remains an unactioned thought, for he had both fear born from experience and gratitude for his deliverance from the Backstreets.>Yet, his resentment runs too deep. Lucio makes a promise with himself, even as he swears utter fealty without a trace of deception:>'Once this battle is behind us, I will kill her. I will gouge out her other eye and stab and slash at her, again and again, until she no longer moves.'>For the first time, fire burns in the eyes of the boy whose body is covered in bruises.
>>526294977
>>526294351>I hate Germans, but I hate everyone else even moreyep, that's you're average german.
>>526295014Your point?
>>526294977Damn... I'm sorry to hear that
>>526294923>>526294923>>526294923Like the sands in the hourglass so is /ptg/.>>526294923>>526294923>>526294923Go now, new thread, neos thread, I am the last to awoo, and all aboard the battlebus.
>>526294951April can't get here soon enough.
https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2026/01/17/walz-mobilizes-minnesota-national-guard-due-to-anti-ice-protests/
>>526291555It's not like they can just drop everything. They are asking FBI agents not currently on an active case to deploy. Unfortunately SCOTUS went full retard and said Trump can deploy national guard from other states anymore.
>>526294351Wew
>>526295221>cancan't*
>>526292725Fuck jackson county
im going to commit a school shooting, and kill donald trumpim going to commit a school shooting, and kill donald trumpim going to commit a school shooting, and kill donald trumpim going to commit a school shooting, and kill donald trump
