Will you be purchasing property from the newly acquired state, Greenland /pol/?I think I’ll get a condo above a mega-mall that includes but is not limited to: McDonald’s, Walmart, Gamestop, etc.
>>526290688That depends... Will I be allowed to own any firearm I please? Will I get assigned a breeder or gaggle of breeders?
will you fly the Israel flag or the vassal state flag (stars and stripes)?
>>526290688that pic is peak comfy. greenland has one of the highest suicide rates though. some people arent meant to handle being alone.
>>526290688It's not going to be a state retard.
>>526290688No, that's not my land. Those aren't my houses. I'm not a real estate developer. I don't like warmongering. And I don't covet things that don't belong to me. I like when places are peaceful and undisturbed, lovely and beautiful, and totally mine.
>>526290688Live right next to Greenland.You can't handle living here. Icebergs sink cruise ships, rogue waves sink offshore oil rigs. We had 140 km/h winds on two nights this week causing power outages.Haven't even mentioned the snowfall.You cant survive up here. And most of you wouldnt want to try. Its what keeps it white
>>526290949What even goes on in Labrador? Is it just wilderness with a few CHUG villages?
>>526291058Yes. And a couple of mines, iron ore and nickle. Hydroelectric dams (where I work), along the Churchill River, and a military airbase used by European and US Air Force for testing experimental aircraft.
>>526290688I don't like cold weather so no, I'll be moving to Georgia.
>>526290688Shit like picrel only looks comfy from afar. The reality of living in a tiny town/village in a frozen climate is you're bored out of your mind, and feel like a prisoner.
>>526291654Some diversity and McDonald’s would fix that
>>526290688>american zoning>condo above a mega-mallLeast subtle proxy user.
>>526290688hell no who the fuck wants to live in the north pole
>>526290688It's gonna be great, gonna get me some acres and homestead, MAX comfy
>>526292011
You haven't even fought for it yet
>>526290789Greenland has off the shelf suppressors. Worse handgun laws than America, better laws regarding long guns and suppressors though. The thing is Americans don’t deserve Greenland, your average American cannot find it on a map, name the capital city or even know what languages are spoken there.
>>526290688dining out food there is pretty interesting. a mix of american, danish and thai, no other asian just thai, and its all over with extensive menus. you can have a musk ox burger (delish) paired with a thai curry.
>>526290949>rogue wavesI was on a fairly large research vessel and they talked about those. I want to say a framed photo they had of the bow of the ship hitting a giant wave hitting the bow was from a rogue wave.
>>526290688Do they have Amazon Prime delivery?
>>526290688Gameslop
Honestly, I don't think Trump cares about statehood was much as securing more bases up there. Maybe negotiating some resource mining rights. We already have a base up there. My dad actually lived thete at the Thule Air Base for a while.
>>526290688I'll purchase the plot right on top of your grave
>>526292647>as securing more bases up there. We already have an agreement to do literally anything we want there militarily. Its about leaving nato
>>526292364That sounds gay as he'll. Also that's because its irrelevant. So good luck!
I find it funnt how Denmark is the one country among US allies that it wants to pick a fight with, since Denmark was the one who contributed and lost the most soldiers per capita in the Iraq and Afghan wars.
>>526290688That picture unironically appeals to me a lot. I would live there. A nice quiet life working on a fishing boat or something, and a wife who sits by the window with her coffee and book waiting for me to return home safely. The cold and snow don't bother me.
>>526290688>the costco arcologyYou'd love to see it
>>526292364>your average American cannot find it on a mapNonsense, it's the big green island, hence the name.
>>526290789The Second Amendment applies to territories too, so the moment we incorporate Greenland the 2A kicks in.
>>526292877Good luck finding a wife, the locals on Greenland already hates you.
>>526290949>Km/hCareful you will melt the mutt’s brains.
>>526293043I wouldn't be marrying a Greenlander of course. I'd bring one from here.
>>526293080How many wives have you found that wants to live with you in Alaska?
>>526292562Are you having a stroke mutt?
>>526290688I love the snø. I already told my mom I want to go on vacation there after Trump gets it.
>>526293155I haven't found any wives that want to live with me anywhere kek
>>526290688The homestead act of 2026 (Greenland) will give all pioneers a sizeable acerage for free free free. More if you're married.
>>526290949A majority of US is colder than Greenland right now.
>>526290907you sound like a pussy
>>526290688The "peak comfy" never ends...
>>526290688Where is the gay part?
>>526290949I miss my Labrador ...
I would unironically move to greenland if housing and food are affordable I looked into it a few years ago they were mostly looking for medical field personnel for immigration.
>>526290688I'm going to start a business in Greenland importing OSB and other quality building materials from the US. I'll be the largest supplier of vinyl siding in Nuuk.
Specific findings regarding 15-year-old and young Greenlandic females include:Potential Alcohol Problems: As of recent reports, more than half (56%) of young Greenlandic women aged 15 to 19 were reported to have alcohol problems.Binge Drinking: Approximately 35% of young people in Greenland aged 15–34 engage in heavy episodic drinking, defined as consuming at least 60 grams of pure alcohol on a single occasion within the past 30 days.For some reason I'm suddenly drawn to Greenland.
I'm hoping to open a Somali daycare at the first opportunity
>>526290688Time to stake out a claim and build a fort. No Niggers allowed.
>>526290688I'm going to see what wagie cucks in greenland can do to spruce up my morning starbucks run.
>>526295227The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where "feed" and "seed" both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the two words beginning with "F" and "S" would have ended with "-uck", rhyming with "Chuck". So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Feeduck and Seeduck".
>>526290688I heard that Trump is going to gives us 40 acres each in Greenland and a foreign bride to hep get the place populated.
>>526290949>We had 140 km/h winds on two nights this week causing power outages.Have you even heard of somewhere called "South Dakota" or "North Dakota"? 160kph winds are typical
>>526296752When it is cold and snowy you're inside during the night and so you drink
greenland is one of those northern countries that has wacky sun/night cycles, right? like two hours of sun half the year and constant light the other half?
>>526296936Imagine populating it with Swedish and Norwegian brides. We're making Greenland Nordic again!
>>526290818The capital is Nuke
>>526290688Where is the Taco Bell going? I'll live near it.
>>526290688I am going to be opening a new strip mall in Nuuk. Greenlanders will finally be able to access the following essential services.>payday loans>plasma donations>vapes>wig shops>nail salons>prepaid cell phones>urban clothing>space available
>>526297170Define "wacky">On 21 December, the shortest day and longest night of the year, the sun rises at 11:22 am and sets at 3:28 pm. On 21 June, the longest day and shortest night of the year, the sun sets at 1:03 am and rises at 3:53 am, producing constant civil twilight.
>>526290949Sounds great desu, I will live there unironically if I can, somewhere up in the mountains, near the top>You can't you'll run out of foodI've had my entire life to think about how to survive in extreme places because fuck society, I'll manage or I'll die trying>>526292364If it wasn't for recent news no one could name greenlands capital, I couldn't and I'm an EU4 player
>>526292364>The thing is Americans don’t deserve Greenland, your average American cannot find it on a map, name the capital city or even know what languages are spoken there.Bullshit, its this thingamabob over here. Fkn rekt nerd.
>>526293001Fuck yeah, I’m moving to Greenland, too many jeets here but is it weird I’ll miss the niggers? They’re retarded pavement apes but they’re OUR retarded pavement apes and sometimes they make good music with their voodoo rhythms.
>>526292562Probably the Esso Languedoc
>>526290688Only if they put in rainbow crosswalks and bike lanes.
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>>526298122I can’t wait to move there and butcher their regional language. I won’t even try to pronounce things correctly.
>>526298315I’m sorry I wasn’t promoting miscegenation or anything
>>526297961nice
>>526292399Interesting. However, I had a look at the tourist information and found this: > Do not approach or pet animals. This includes sheep, horses, cattle, cats, chickens and dogs.If I can't pet the cats, then what's the point? This has genuinely hardened my heart against Greenland. Nuke Nuuk.
Greenland needs to be independent. Trump will accept this solution
>>526290949>We had 140 km/h winds on two nights this week causing power outages.Big deal. I've lived at the base of foothills my entire life and get that all the time.
>>526290688No. If I want something frozen and useless I'd just go to Canada. Shorter commute.
>>526298789>can’t pet the cats‘Merica is coming and we’re gonna fix everything. It’ll be amazing, we’re gonna Make Greenland Great Again.
>>526292835We can do this the easy way or the hard way, the choice is yours.>“We are going to do something on Greenland whether they like it or not. Because if we don’t do it, Russia or China will take over Greenland, and we’re not going to have Russia or China as a neighbour,” Trump told reporters at the White House while meeting with oil company executives. >"I would like to make a deal the easy way, but if we don’t do it the easy way, we’re going to do it the hard way,” he added, appearing to allude to potential military action.
>>526300560>appearing to allude to potential military action.I love how the news use weasel words to avoid getting sued for spreading misinformation and panic
>>526290688Nuuk the capital is just a small town. Every other settlement is just tiny fishing villages. Good luck condo shopping. Most locals are indigenous people. There isn't many whites except a handful of Danes that have settled there. Greenland isn't a place where maga-tards could thrive.
I thought it sucked shit. I'd rather own a timeshare in Angola than anything in Greenland.
>>526300637In order to occupy a territory you have to be prepared to defend it.
>>526292835Congrats on watching history legends
>>526290688most mutts are living paycheck to paycheck and can't sleep without CPAPthe mutt larp of conquering any place but their toilets is peak delusional comedy
>>526300638>>526302308Low IQ posts.
>>526302770wipe your ass, muttkek, just taking away your CPAP renders u unconscious forever
>>526302308But… you’re an American too? Problem?My CPAP machine would be a lot more affordable under Danish universal healthcare. Lemme taste some of that tasty socialism
>>526303067yeah, my own ppl are disgusting mutant trashyou're all diseased freaks with demented worship of a retarded figure since your family never took care of u
>>526303477 CheckedAre we not men?
>>526303723those born into bondage never had humanityamericans are grotesque from lifelong servitude as ultimate golems
>>526290818it'll look better than what it has now, a fucking leaf.
>>526304520Look man I just want a decent song recommendation. I think I have a song for the vibe- The Future by Leonard Cohen, where jews have attained dominance over the world and utterly trash it and revel in its destruction. It’s a pretty stunning admission really.https://www.youtube.com/watch/AY84Ar9bHZY
>>526290688Yes, and I will be breeding many hapas.
>>526290688Even if it became a state, I'd rather live in Alaska. There's a lot more ecologic diversity, greenery instead of just ice and rock
>>526290949I live 15 minutes from the place that holds the record for coldest temps in the US. It's like -10 F right now probably close to -15 there.
This is obviously 1000 times better than any big city, especially in west with so many non-whites.
>>526290688Have you guys even seen Greenlandic language written out? It looks and sounds like a Dutch person having a stroke
>>526290688>implying it's not already sold off to Gates and AltmanYou will get NOTHING, stupid goy.
>>526298366>free healthcare>free collegeAgain, who the fuck lies to you that blatantly about it? None of that shit is free neither in Denmark nor any other european country. We pay fuckhuge taxes to subsidize it and on top have college and insurance fees. In total what you pay for your degree and health care is roughly the same we do, but instead of doing it all in one big sum we do it over time.Stop falling for this fucking bullshit already.
>>526290688trump is great reset and people like you will be depopulated for the great reset. you arent buying shit
>>526304544At least a leaf photosynthesizes instead of possessing people.
>>526295008So the MAGA narrative has flipped?Sovereignty was based last year but now you think people are pussies for not wanting a takeover?MAGA Zogbots make no sense.ill remind you when rich kikes and foreign investors buy your property up and push you out into a shithole
