>>526290714your dad is my pet but it's not gay (i fuck him in the ass)
Depends. What pet? A fruity chihuahua? Or a badass pitbull?
>>526290714OP has had a cockortwo
>>526290779>fruity chihuahuagay>pitbullcloset gay
>>526290714No, pets actually hate fags.
>>526290714>Is it gay for a man to have a pet?Only if it's a housecat. Larger cats are acceptable.
>>526290714no, but it has do be a dog > 60lb that is a full size dog. my golden retriever is laying beside my in bed right now.
>>526290714Not as a general rule but it would be for you because you're a massive faggot for even asking the question and everything you do is gay.
>>526290714Imagine hating animals and being a faggot. I guess a dog humped your leg or knotted the girl you liked because your tiny pecker was never good enough to compete with canine thunder knot? Hmmm?
>>526290714to cohabit with an animal is a sign of mental illness
My dog was one of my best friends. More loyal than any woman you will ever meet and one of the few sources of unconditional love a man can get in this life
I have Greyhound like picrel and she’s great. In their retirement they sleep ~18 hours a day and require minimal input.
>>526290779>badass pitbullKill pitbulls. Behead pitbulls. Roundhouse kick a pitbull into the concrete. Slam dunk a pitbull baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy pitties. Mix xylitol into a pitbulls food. Launch pitbulls into the sun. Stir fry pitbulls in a wok. Toss pitbulls into active volcanoes. Urinate into a pitbulls water bowl. Aikido throw pitbulls into a wood chipper. Twist pitbulls heads off. Report pitbulls to the dog shelter. Play Frogger with pitbulls on the interstate. Karate chop pitbulls in half. Curb stomp pregnant pitbulls. Trap pitbulls in quicksand. Crush pitbulls in the trash compactor. Liquefy pitbulls in a vat of acid. Eat pitbulls. Dissect pitbulls. Exterminate pitbulls in the gas chamber. Stomp pitbull skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate pitbulls in the oven. Lobotomize pitbulls. Mandatory abortions for pitbulls. Grind pitbull fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown pitbulls in fried chicken grease. Vaporize pitbulls with a ray gun. Kick old pitbulls down the stairs. Feed pitbulls to alligators. Slice pitbulls with a katana.
>>526290714Not if the pet is female
>>526291360Start with yourself, pedo rabbi
>>526290714What a brown thing to say....
>>526291260Shut up jeet
>>526291473You let your wife eat in bed?
>>526290714If a guy has just a cat, yes
>>526291494Based jeet destroyer
>>526290714Absolutely not
>>526291095this cat will fuck up any dog. he's one big jaw muscle
>>526290714apparently wearing a seat belt is gay, so a pet would be satanic black gay magic
>>526290714Yes. Just go bring home a 20-25 year old with daddy issues instead. It’s basically the same concept,
