Holy mother of all BTFO
>>526293857americucks on suicide watch
>>526293857The average Dane is taller than the average American, with Danish men at about 182 cm and women at 169 cm compared to American men at 177 cm and women at 163 cm.Denmark ranks higher in innovation per capita, often placing in the top 10 globally for metrics like patents and R&D relative to population size, while the U.S. excels in absolute terms but ranks lower per capita due to its larger scale.Danes have significantly higher rates of blond hair (around 68%) and blue eyes (about 65%) than Americans (blond hair under 10% overall, blue eyes around 27%).Obesity rates are much lower in Denmark at about 14-19% versus 42% in the U.S.Crime rates, particularly homicide, are far lower in Denmark (around 0.8-1 per 100,000) than in the U.S. (about 5-6 per 100,000).Based on anthropological studies by Carleton Coon and Bertil Lundman, Danes as a predominantly Nordic population exhibit more dolichocephalic (long-headed) skulls with ~2cm increased head circumference andlikely larger cranial capacities around 1,450 cc, while average Americans, due to greater ethnic diversity, show more varied skull shapes tending toward mesocephalic averages with similar overall capacities.Dysgenic Zogmerica should not control Nordic clay
>>526293857Speaking of for sale I’m thinking of having some johns over tomorrow. My paycheck was a bit short.
Guess we’d better just take it by force then.
>>526293934I imagine those are older statistics, u should check and see what the current updated values are
>>526293934It's pretty much common knowledge yanks are inferior to Danes on a genetic level.
>>526293857The flag of Japan is a clown nose
>>526293857Hahahaha based
>>526293857What country is Copenhagen? Seriously. Who cares?
>>526293857Europe is an entire continent of catty do nothing faggots
>>526293857Yuck it up. While you still can.
>>526293857Yes, I'm sure a gay little billboard will really show those americans.I swear jewropean leftists and heads of state are just all braindead retards who legit think that the real world is reddit.
>>526293857gottem
*yawn*
>>526294063I’m sorry to break this to you, but obsession with height and facial features is because you’re a closeted gay person
Lel
>>526293857>Gul&GratisNever heard of it, bing shows me some flyer ads that look like a department store?
>>526294138Americans pay tariffs dipshit
>>526294176It's not an obsession it's just an acknowledgement that Americans on average are shorter, dumber and uglier.
If Denmark sells Greenland for $700B they can put the money into their own sovereign wealth fund and grow it. Its a smart move to sell Greenland
>>526294207Not if they don't buy.
How will america recover?
>T-Take that, Drumph!!!
>>526294191It's a paper where people can buy and sell stuff through reader ads. or give things awaythey also have a website
>>526294138Ben Garrison is such a demented boomer lmaoI'm saving this
>>526293934So, what does the average Dane got to to with Greenland?Greenlanders are Inuits. Not Danish. Under American protections, the identity of the Inuits of Greenland will be respected .
That pic is gonna generate so many upvotes
>>526293857Wow the Danes really owned us with this one. America will never recover
>>526294176you are brown
>>526293857Greenland has a population of 50,000 people. Suburban towns in the USA have more people in them.
>>526293857European 'wit'. Nice one I guess?
>>526293857Your flag is washy.
>>526294207You think Europeans don't also pay tariffs? Dumbass.
>>526294366So like Craigslist except they wasted money on an empty political "dunk"?
>>526293857They sure showed him.
holy fucking butthurt kike worshippers in here lmaokill yourself you stupid retarded tubs of lard
>>526295709you want us to shoot your senile kike paedophile cult leader in the head next time he lands on the continent, or what?
>>526293857>The whole world knows Donald Trump as "Mr.President"....and just like that, the whole world WAS in his pocket.
>>526293857Copenseethen
>>526293857>inb4 he buys Greenland and refuses to allow press at the ceremony unless they wear a clown nose
>>526293857It feels weird, i used to laugh at the pathetic drumpf seething back in 2016 but now i agree with them, even though their anti-trump messaging remains a bit cringe
>>526296177>changed his mind instead of laughing harderHow odd. Wonder who's behind this post...
>>526294176yeah that tends to happen when 40% of your population are <5'6 spics
>>526296058kek
>>526293857it should be the "nobel prize" he got from that lady
Nice to see thumos rising in the eurosphere Probably still too week to thwart Putin but trumps got them acting like real men for change, so maybe there’s hope for Europe after all
>>526294063Name one well well-known danish person. Some fuck with a weird name nobody has heard about besides in some inbred village.
>>526297175We've basically been having to repeatedly bait Euros into doing positive things for themselves by letting them think they're standing up to us. Bizarre stuff.
>>526293857>>526293914Cope'n'hagen
>>526293857This is so 2016
>>526293857So they admit he's their president?
>>526293934>average>denmark has like 6 million people>the usa has like 340 million people per capita ?
YEW VILL EAT ZE SLOPPA BURGER AND ZEN YEW VILL SAY ZANK YOU AND ASK FOR ANOZER
>>526297465Yep. Like a wise but stern daddy figure.Its a weird dynamic.
>>526294059They are updated statistics. What do you wish were different, José?
>>526294176>t. short king
>>526293857you will YIELD the greenland to us, else it get much worse for thee…
>>526299400Oh, the important trade partner is talking...
i don't even fucking want greenland. trump only wants it to divert from epstien. >>526293857your flag?>>526294047you aren't part of this country yet
>>526293857Some fucker's cruisin' for a Seal team midnight snatch.
>>526293857>Living this rent free
>>526293934wow all that and you still surrendered to the most evil army on the planet in 4 hours
>>526293857Boomer insult.
>>526294138CANADA BTFO'D!!!! BIG DICK BEN HOLOCAUST ANOTHA ONE!!!
>>526299919>some how over reliance on ching chong land is le basedwhy do euros
>>526293857Should be a yarmulke. Stupid Danes.
>>526293857We have an air force base on Greenland right now.
>>526293857> Cope
>>526293857Laugh comes before the clown.
>>526293857Better to sell to America than be seized by China, no?
>>526300321Have you finished searching for the nuke you randomly lost in the surroundings during the cold war?
>>526294059men probably 186, women 162zoomers are weirdly tall if male or super short if female
>>526300633>russia's coming for you to finish the job
>>526294287what a twist
>>526301043>162169 cm according to statistics from 2025
>>526293857I seriously hope Trump genuinely tries to take it by force and Europe gets pissed and "kicks" us out of the UN.
>>526293857HOW WILL DRUMPF EVER RECOVER IT'S JOEVER FOR HIM NOW
>>526293857What the left lacks in ability to meme they make up for in obliviousness to this fact
>>526299919>We need to federalise the continent to compete>Stop making fun of us soldering down plastic bottle lids, WE BEAT CHINA>Now I'm going to suck their little yellow cocks and let them ram my arseSo what was the point of the EU?
>>526294249You don't get it, you don't give White clay to brown jewish clawsTrump does not uphold the values of the Founding Fathers of a White Nation
>>526294384Americans didn't like it much when Japan went to Pearl Harbor with those same thoughts
>>526294384The modern inuit there came after the Danes, you have been listening to jewsThere were a different people there before either of them but they abandoned it and are long extinctGreenland has been Danish clay for over a thousand years much longer than USA or Israel have even existed, retarded kike
>>526293857I'm pretty sure the whole idea is fucking the EU/Denmark to fucking do their job and not let China or Russia in the country. So other fuck them to sign something to prevent them from have "labs" and all. Or just locking everything in so there is no base to fuck with anything near America.
>>526293857Zion Don won't do shit.Because mutts can't into near to peer, as they would be fighting the EU.He already announced the real reason for this chimpouts which is to increase tarrifs.
>>526294059you're right, america is 43% obese now
>>526294384You couldn't even secure America's White identity...
>>526300194>most evil army on the planet in 4 hoursThey never surrendered to America.
>>526297175Why would Europeans fight your wars, mutt?
europe is behaving quite selfish here, and also suspicious. they're so scared of russia and beg for america's help, but they refuse to sell land that's not being used which is to be used against russia by america?
>>526293857Oh I get it lol.
>>526293857Based danes.
>>526293934>American men at 177 cmAhahahahahahshahhhaahhaa
>>526297314kevin magnusson f1 driver or something
>>526301735thats because of sites like temu selling trinkets to dumb cunts. eu companies sell good shit like sennheiser and the cpu fab manufacturer the name i forget. asmc?
>>526304333Burgers only know Turn Left, little satan.
>>526293934Ok now post the waist measurement waistlets
>>526302618Kek
>>526293857Should of read Greenland isnt for Sale but luckily your president Is and a kike star instead of clown nose. Eh?
>>526304477checked, spy agency supreme
>>526299919you're posting a map of why we are going to take greenland, dumbfuck
>>526293857Why can't we just make a deal where they let us put a little military base and airstrip on there in exchamge for some money? Like what's the big deal?
>>526294059Denmark has the most aggressive immigration policies in the West.Meanwhile you are faking deportations to boost the numbers and welcoming millions of Indians to Trumps delight.
>>526293857The Danes must be jizzing themselves with excitement over all this attention. They haven't been relevant for over 1000 years.
>>526293934We're still taking Greenland.Shove your retarded statistics up your ass, dumbfuck.
>>526294287>excepting AmeriGoys not to consumeBad news bros, the trade deficit with china has only gone up.Americans love plastic crap and will just go deeper in dept to pay Trump his tariffs .
>>526294434The USA has at maximum 10k Arctic ready troops That’s equal to what Canada can field, but Canada has more winterized equipment.All of NATO is closer to 100k arctic troops.
>>526293857yes, I am sure mocking the guy who reacts poorly to being disrespected will turn out well when his lever is ten times longer than your ownthese fucking losers have never faced an actual conflict in real life before>uhhh but trump disrespects people all the time?!trump could also turn your nation into a wasteland if he felt like it
>>526293934Denmark surrended to ww2 Germany in under 6 hours
>>526306556>Denmark is ~85% whiteIt would still take decades to match Muttmerica.
>>526293857Hoły fucking based! This might be the most powerful post of 2026 already. Absolutely mogged.
>>526293857thats dumb, do they really expect trump to drive past the billboard? what a waste of tax payer dollars.
>>526301507Lol, trump's babyman is doing fortnight dance
>>526294047>Front line infantry
