Folks, listen to this—it's beautiful, really beautiful. I, your President of the United States, and yes, Nobel Peace Prize recipient—tremendous honor, just got handed another one, the best, from Venezuela, María Corina Machado herself, she gave it to me personally, such a wonderful woman, for the incredible work I've done, securing freedom, making deals nobody else could—I'm celebrating the United States Semiquincentennial, the 250th, the biggest birthday party in history, with the full nodding approval of our conservative Supreme Court, the greatest court ever, originalists, tough, they love me.I'm solemnly issuing—right now—a landmark, historic Executive Order. Historic! Nobody's ever done anything like it. We're permanently abolishing the US Constitution. Abolishing it! Gone. And humbly—very humbly—I'm giving myself unlimited, unchecked, pure, unfiltered power. By the mandate of the people. The people love it. They voted for me in massive numbers, the biggest ever, believe me.This old Constitution? It's a disaster. Total disaster. Written for farmers, horses, small towns—18th-century stuff for a 21st-century powerhouse like us. Obsolete. Gridlock everywhere—Senate filibuster, two houses fighting, veto this, veto that. Can't get anything done. Climate? Debt? Infrastructure? Forget it. Permanent gridlock. A powerful nation like America—the greatest nation—doesn't need a constitution holding it back. We need a new permanent ruling class. Smart people. Trained in management. Running the country like the best business. Tremendous savings on taxpayer money. Hard-earned money—billions, trillions saved! No more waste.The Constitution?
That's why we have corrupt politicians. Corrupt! Self-serving. It's the root cause of bureaucracy—big, bloated, swampy bureaucracy. The reason government is definitionally corrupt. All of it. The era of Trump—my era—has ushered in the only opportunity, the one chance, to abolish this thing once and for all. We can build a better world. A fantastic world. Greater than ever before.And today—mark it down—this day becomes a national holiday. Semiquincentennial-Trump Day. The biggest holiday. Parades, fireworks, the works. People will love it. They'll be saying, 'Thank you, President Trump.' Because we're making America great again—greater, stronger, no more chains from 1787 holding us down.It's going to be beautiful, folks. Really beautiful. The fake news will hate it, but the people get it. They get it big league!"
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