did this retard really name his daughter Comet Azure?
>>526310338I guess after the 15th child he kinda run out of names. It's like collecting pokemon at this point.
>>526310338isn't one of his kids named as some unpronounceable symbol like prince was?
Are these his and Shivon's kids?
She's literally named like Microsoft's web hosting
>>526310338I get having a tranny son, happens to the best of us. But giving your child a jeet name? That's degeneracy.
>>526310338It's even worse - he named his kid after a spell from a game he doesn't actually play.
>>526310338>life is so expensive that only billionaire with a trillion dollars can afford to have children
>>526310338yeah try getting your dick wet once in a while
>>526310338The spell is actually called Comet Azur, so if that post is correct he misspelled it too.
>>526310338If he were a native English speaker he'd know her name is supposed to be "Azure Comet." Because, you know, adjectives.Wonder what his first language is.(I'm actually just calling him a retard.)
>>526310736>Microsoft Azure
>>526310394Can't wait when in like five years he will present his 27th and 28th and 29th child, the triplets Expectus Patronum, Bing Bing Wahoo and Le Snakeoil Salesman Jr.
>>526310338IVF merchant. Can't even fuck a woman. Is his dick limp from all the drugs?
>>52631080529 women agreed to have a child sharing the same autistic man. This world is fake.
>>526310736Well, Elon doesn't actually play Elden Ring, so it's appropriate.
>>526310338This world is 1000% clown core
>>526310338
We must keep worshipping the self-made high score man. We must look up to him and aspire to be more like him.
>>526310856One fuck and these women will never have to worry about money, ever again. Regular gold digging whores hate this trick, kek.
I'm going for a traditional Japanese name like Allelujah Haptism, Vageta, Naruto Uzumaki, Char Aznable, or my favorite Lockon Stratos.
>>526310394kek, so true. I named my fifth son Chair and my sixth son And because I couldn't think of any more names.
>>526310667Niggers have dozens of kids.Here's a hard pill to swallow:Life isn't too expensive to have kids, you simply want to give your potential offsprings the same level of comfort you had with your parents and you mostly remember the later years when they had more income.Get a wife, get her pregnant and raise your kids right.Unless this whole "life's too expensive" thing is just a cope because you can't find a woman or you're too much of a manchild to have kids.
>>526310338It's funny because he posted his Elden Ring build some time ago and it fucking sucked ass, making it evident he was not very good at the game.Basically imagine naming your child a chess move because you got into it a couple years ago, and after thousands of people laughed at you because you were comically bad at it.
>>526310394>after the 15th child he kinda run out of namesWhat a fucking terrible excuse, just take a list of the most popular names for kids and pick the first 15:>Mohammand>Abdul>Khaleem>Mubuntu>...
>>526311214>Niggers have dozens of kids.great incentive right there lol
Finna name my kid orange pedokike after dookie donald drumpfowitz
>>526310979the troon has a twin? Wonder what he's like. Naming a kid Damian is also unironically weirder than the rest of his retard names.
>>526310338He named one of his kids after a street shitter.
>>526311304Yes, you should counter niglets with your own.
>>526311374>Naming a kid Damian is also unironically weirderwhy, because you watched a horror movie once?
>>526311417>Yes, you should condemn your children to a life of poverty and reliance on government services because niggers imported by said government are doing just that yeah okay no
>>526310805Kek
>>526311214oh ok and how goes the search for a woman in the middle of hoeflationary hookup culture where 95% of men are essentially considered below average by mid tier roasties while a diseased tinder chad rolls through a dozen new lays a month until every woman in town has had a turn. and even if you did get a gf, she just wants to have fun with chads and will ditch you asap. what the fuck is a normal person supposed to do. sure, being a manchild and shit being expensive doesn't make it easier but even if you weren't those things the odds are so stacked against you that you're more likely to lose half your stuff in an divorce before you manage to squeeze a kid out through her abortion gauntlet. and trying to shame men who can't get a woman was fair game 20 years ago, it's not now. not anymore. you can ,have nothing wrong with you and try your hardest and still more likely than not get nowhere. only boomers and women are too out of touch not to get this.shitting on men when they're down and social shaming them while sweeping their concerns and issues under the rug isn't at all motivating to anyone.
>>526310394How long until he names one nigger
>>52631085629 women agreed to never return to the same tax braket ever again
>>526311468>you should condemn your children to a life of povertyYou need more?>>526311516Read the last part of my comment.I was replying to some Anon claiming life was too expensive.The fact you can't get a woman to begin with isn't the same thing.I know people crying "life's too expensive." are actually saying what you just typed.Life isn't too expensive, you just can't find a woman.That's fine. Keep looking.
>>526310338>restore optimism to increase breedingthis dumb nigger's children are going to be trannies and worthless trust fund babies that only fuck niggers, just another worthless, removed from reality rich cunt that plays the agent of chaos because he knows everything is fake, gay and Jewish
>>526311516The only sensible choice in this world is to not reproduce because it has the potential to increase suffering and thus is not worth it. The only right move is to not play the game at all.
>>526310338why not? It sounds good.Some people name their kids after bible people. Elder scrolls is way better than the bible.
>>526311747gay, defeatist and schopenhauerpilled
the birth rates used to be higher back when average men had gfs. at some point it would just sorta happen without planning often and you would just roll with it and get married and have the kid.but now we have hookup culture, chad cock carousel, and for-profit dating apps that profit off the destruction of the foundation of civilization and dont make money if people got into real relationships from their apps.we have terrible zoning and all the trad zoning has eroded away. no local third spaces to locals. its just drive everywhere to be surrounded by strangers, if you can even afford a car.and culturally, men and women hate each other. the media has run constant nonstop division operations demonizing men.the women are also too busy with their blackrock gender quota corporate daycare for adults lazy girl jobs to start a family.and nobody can afford a house. and old timers are still preaching that you need a stable job and a house before having kids. you will never have a stable job and a house before your fertile years are over, its not realistic anymore.
>>526311876How is it defeatist? I'm talking about suffering nothing else. It does not make sense to create offspring in a world like this. The winning move is to enjoy your stupid life until you die and not create more suffering while doing so.
>>526311661>You need more?Yes, I'm not a brown like you
>>526310814CRISPR
>>526312047>How is it defeatist? I'm talking about giving up and dying without doing anything because boo hoo life is suffering>Also white people shouldnt have kids because suffering is... le bad
>>526312184>I need a castle and at least 1 million/year before I start thinking about having kids.Enjoy being a genetic dead end.But, let's be honest. You're saying all of this because you haven't found a fertile woman willing to take in your semen.
>>526310338Could be worse, trust me.
>>526312245You are the goy for worshipping money and cranking out more work force for the kikes. You're literally blind because this is the world you were born and raised into.
>>526310338No wonder his kids hate him and/or troon themselves.
>>526310338My son is a bit of a young /k/-fag and he wants to name his daughter Locky and his son Martin
>>526310338I would name my kids after the warhammer primarches.
>>526312330>n-no ui accept your concession
>>526310480I'm sure Grimes said he/they puts on a media/public name to give them so anonymity as children. Not sure how true that is and may have been a cope from her
>>526312395Just keep worshipping your leaders. I'm out I don't want to be part of this stupid fucking retarded circus.
>>526310856>29 women agreed to have a child sharing the same autistic man. This world is fake.don't overthink it anon, you'd also say yes if some random billionaire heiress wanted to have kids with you under the condition of ensuring your and the kids wellbeing for all eternity
>>526310338You raise eyebrown on Comet Azure and not fucking Strider Sekhar?
>>526311426Yes, it doesn't matter that it comes from a shitty boomer movie/book, all that matters is that culturally in the US the name Damian is 100% satanic.
>>526312442Hope so. Of all his kids, the ones he has with Grimes have the weirdest names. One is called Xael-Lcior or some shit.
>>526312566>culturally in the US the name Damian is 100% satanicIt's not and you sound like some dumbfuck bible obsessed weirdo with the education of a grapefruit.
>>526312252there's a big space between>a castleand >Quality Learing Centerwhere your kids will be going with somalis and jeetsenjoy your multicultural society
>>526312566>culturally in the US lmao
in this economy you need a name that will get your kid laid one day so you can have grandkids, Thrustmaster is a pretty good name, very dominant.
>>526313089>>526313116Kill yourself spamming kike, go beg for money on /biz/ like you do constantly.
>>526310979I heard he's got a deformed dick
>>526312625>bible obsessedif he had read the bible, he'd at least know the history of the name there's even a fucking St. Damian ffsbut retards gonna retard
>>526313168probably just doesnt read then
>>526310394Narcissists often give their kids these retarded names, because "my kid is special just like me!"
>>526313248he reads /pol/ which is bad enough worse yet, he responds
>StriderI guess the theory is that it the little autistic faggot is already named after a video game character, there's no way he'll troon out and change it.
>>526313549>video game characterdo you not read tolkien?
>>526310979>Techno Mechanicus Why do evil retards like this get to be parents and not me.Fuck this gay evil and unfair world.
>>526311747zapffe pilled
>>526314488I don't read philosophy.
>>526310814>IVF>pays people to win multiplayer games without actually playing them>pays people to have his children without actually fucking themare these indicative of the same emotional and intellectual development issues?
>>526314723He lives a wild life.
>>526314538what do you read?
>>526311747I will create offspring, and raise them, so that the Jews suffer. How about that for your gay little snow dwelling miserable philosophy? Get a hold of yourself Finn bro. I wish I could reach through this monitor and strangle some of my fellow young white men and their gay little attitudes they carry. Out of passion, of course.
>>526314819Computer science literature.
>>526314909You're just selfish. Nothing matters. You die and then this all will be gone because your perspective is gone, except your offspring will be left potentially suffering here of course. Humans reproduce because we are programmed to do so and we also have selfish needs which further motivate us to make children.
>>526310338>making children is a STATEMENT OF OPTIMISM>is a trillionaireMeanwhile most of my salary goes to taxes and rent for a shitty apartment. Yup, I'm never gonna have a single child. Just a wageslave life until the day I die. Would never ever want to bring a child to this world so they would be stuck in the same position.
>>526315103If you really want to spite the world, have a ton of kids. Your retarded offspring would accelerate the demise of western civilization.
>>526315103Making children is a statement of being useful normaloid cattle and also selfish. I see through all this shit, I wish I didn't so I could live a lie happily but I see nothing good when I see young mothers with their kids. There is no point to anything, this reality makes no sense at all.
This isn't real isn't it
>>526315431This world isn't real, you're right. It's just a theatre.
>>526313089>Argument has now shifted from "I'm poor" to "there's too many immigrants."lol wat?>Inb4 you claim you can avoid niggers with moneyYou can also move to a rural town, which doesn't require much wealth.Either way, you are arguing in bad faith.
God what am autistic loser faggot, no wonder his kids troon out
>>526310338>named after the most powerful spell in elden ringyou didn't beat your daughter.
>>526312442whoa that's interesting though, because while there's definitely an element of this - >>526313275it may take it a step further. >I have a public name and a private name. it's like an inner circle of trust which reinforces an us vs them. do you get to know my real name? do you approach me as strider? then I know you're an outsider normie. like a screen name for streamers or something.
>>526313168movies shape reality here. and damien was in a movie.
>>526315250You read him all wrong jfc
>>526315690not really. he hates his life. having kids is an alternative to just giving up; ruin the world more, force your spawn upon others, accelerate the demise of the society you hate so muchquitters never win
>>526315848hate to break it to you but most people never win
>>526310601Azure means sky blue (błękitny) you illiterate fuck
>>526315250I'm high IQ which is an instant rejection from most women. You do realize that I can barely afford to live myself?
>>526315335This though your family and society love to put massive pressure on you to have kids. I hate my parents for bringing me into this world and for shaming me for my living conditions THAT THEY IMPOSED UPON ME in the start by making me. You should NEVER have children if you live in a country like Serbia.
>>526310338even his kid's names are part of the fake gamer persona psyop - cause he LOVES THEM SO MUCH right?
>>526318210Yes, faggots be selfish and they are too blind to see it themselves. I want to live in a fallacy lala-land just like them so that I wouldn't have to worry about existential shit.
>>526310338>comet azure, named after the most powerful spell in elden ringholy autism.
>>526310979he doesn't even get to have sex with them? how come?
>>526310338He lives in sin. Does not get married. Fornicates with numerous women.Disgusting unrepentant sinner.
>>526310979>techno mechanicus
>>526310338No, famous people do this thing where they give their kids fake names to protect the kids from prying creepy public.
>>526322618>fake namesIn other words aliases
>>526311404bro is smaller than asian women LMAO
>>526310646Correct, I don't think he ever even beat it. When he posted clips of himself playing it he was walking around with the fat roll penalty
>>526310338I should call my kid “bloodhound’s finesse” since that’s the strongest ability and I’m not a spellcaster fag
>>526310338honestly cannot be mad at these retarded namesthe Judeo-Biblical naming conventions are just pure cuckery
>>526310338> Comet Azure > Best spell Should’ve named her night comet
>>526310979>richest billionaire in world>only the ugliest pop artist in the world will fuck you without a condom
>>526312385Now that would be pretty based. Elden Ring kind of sucked honestly.
>>526310633yeah thats pathetic, him along with jd vance working together and we wonder why indians are flooding the country now, not just the spics
>>526310979Musksaars...
>>526310979Are these genuine names or just meme attention farm names. As in do they have that name on their social security/passport?
To be fair Comet Azur is really really cool and strong.
>>526310338Holy based gamer dad
>>526314723It's called being a cuck. He pays people to do things for him while he watches
>>526310979>Techno Mechanicusfuture God Emperornames are destiny
>>526313168There's also a St Lucifer smart guy
>>526324443so what's so difficulty if only 1 attack can just take out over half of the boss's health
>>526310338Why give them a different last name?
>>526324759That's a clip of me being really overpowered AND getting insanely lucky. Most of the time if you Azur a boss it just turns around and smashes you. But yes, the thing with Comet Azur is you can absolutely nuke a boss if you set yourself up smartly. Used to be a top cheese strat to just Azur bosses to death.
>>526310979When you hate women and find them truly disgusting but you still want to have kids
>>526322321He doesn't have time for sex and is probably bad at it. So he just skips that part.
>>526310338And I got a total of zero cents but guess what? The will of a bunch of retard must be done.
>>526310979X might be the anti Christ.
>>526310338>named his daughter after the cheesiest easy mode spell in the game
>>526310338Didn't this retard pay some for their path of exile account to pretend to be a "gamer?"
>>526310805He should call the next one “Full Self Driving” and fuck off
>>526310338>Naming his kids after jeets and fictionThis is the nigger they let become a billionaire.
>>526310338It wouldn't be so bad if he had just kept the source of these names to himself.>>526310543>Shivon not Siobhanngmi...>>526310633Maybe it's to google bomb any searches for his kids. I told my sister she should name her newborn daughter "Vanellope Von Schweetz" so that no stalker could ever creep on her.>>526311125How about "Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Tivrusky"?Very traditional (in the future).>>526311368Was'up Ron?>>526312566If that were true then jews would have made every good person in Christianity "evil" with their movies.They nibble at the edges, like making the angel Gabriel an evil asshole, but they can never really change Christian's views of certain names with their goyslop media.>>526314723He knows the reality of life: You got yer "breedin' wenches" and yer "fucking wenches" and never the twain shall meet, (except Grimes, who shits in the bed, and 100% proves my point).>>526315599Shut up Usul, er I mean Muad'dib.>>526324699Yea, but that guy was known for always having a torch.
>>526323720>>526310338>>526310633I am starting to think that the pajeet invasion was planned some time ago.Now it all makes sense why Netflix and other streaming services started to push bollywood stuff and other pajeet shows, before the invasion. Ofcourse they way over estimated their ability to affects peoples attitude with that propaganda shit. I think people just were not interested into it and they did not track how much people watched it and they just pushed with their plan and here we are.
>>526310633TWO tranny sonsyou forgot about the SIDS baby
>>526310338I'd be shocked if he even got far enough in the game to cast it.
>>526326681>Netflix and other streaming services started to push bollywood stuffI'll watch anything from anywhere and I've yet to see a single Indian movie or show that I bothered to finish watching.Even Indonesia makes better movies than them.
>>526326681i'm glad the eu and Islam are teaming up to counter the jeets.
