Bom dia senhoresChecked the catalog and no threads yet so here it is.Today there are several freemasons running for the most useless of offices.Post predictions, it's neck and neck:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opinion_polling_for_the_2026_Portuguese_presidential_electionBE, Livre and PCP tongue my anus.
>>526310356Who?
>n 18 January, 11 million Portuguese citizens will go to the polls for the first round of the presidential election to choose the successor to Marcelo Rebelo de Sousa (Social Democratic Party, PSD), who has been head of state since 2016, serving two terms, and who cannot stand for re-election. If none of the candidates wins more than 50% + 1 vote, a second round between the two leading candidates will be held on 8 February.There aren't 11 million voters even counting diaspora, what is this?>2nd roundHasn't happened in ages, why do they keep memeing it
>>526310412UK's oldest ally, summer colony and fake country/protectorate
Just voted Cotrim, fuck those Chega kikes giving Seguro the presidency.
Manda todo mundo tomar no toba.
>>526310356who are /ourguys/? Chega?
>>526311575Top zionists
>>526310356I havent Voooted yet. Gonna go after eating. Its fucking cold.>Oh GOD IM VOOOTING
>>526311608>zionistsEuropean ""far right"" is just like that nowadays, are they anarcho capiltalist lie the Spaniards or more socialist like the frogs?
>>526311714>more socialistTheir voter base is unironically made up of former socialists, I wouldn't be surprised that in a runoff between Cotrim and Seguro, that Chega voters would pick Seguro.
did he fuck up? military president in 2026 europe would be kino
>>526311127>handsy weirdo>cotrimhehehe
>>526311964>freemason with no gift of the gabBut he got the country 99.9% vaxxed
>>526310434>Hasn't happened in ages, why do they keep memeing itThey're trying to get retards to catch a falling knife, not knowing André Ventura has it in the bag sans electoral fraud.
>>526312049Kek I didn't even think about that.>>526311964Other candidates popping up, along with fumbling his voter base the moment he started expanding on what he wanted.
>>526312232They would burn Lisbon if so and I would laugh
Tell me about Portuguese politics. Is it a shitshow or are your politicians actually representatives to the people.
>>526312549>Is it a shitshowYes. >are your politicians actually representatives to the peopleThey are retarded, so also yes.
>>526312549>are your politicians actually representatives to the peopleno such thing while the EU exists
VOTE COTRIM
Voto em quem caralho? Foda-se. Vai ser no V*ntura como sempre.
I will always remember this cuck as the one who got rugged by that vile pajeet 2 weeks into office
>>526312549>are your politicians actually representatives to the people.lollmaoExpected you to be smarter than ask this question, Denmark. Then again the way you're handling the Greenland thing maybe not.
>>526312549Shitshow. Chega and Ventura is too populist, they will change opinions on something really quickly or make unrealistic promisses to appeal to the boomer retard vote but atleast they actually care about kicking out shitskins unlike the other parties. But they are zionists like every far right party.The rest is the same old same old. BE is a party for communists that has been losing votes for focusing solelly on gaza and LGBT shit. Livre is also a communist party but they do a better job in seeming like they are centre left instead of far left. PCP is irrelevant, PS and PSD are the boomer center parties that have been ruining our country for years (mostly PS) and IL is the party for engineering kids that want lower taxes.
>>526310434>why do they keep memeing itbecause the candidates are all shit
>>526312549Portuguese politics is a bunch of Soviet and Jesuit holdouts fighting each other and Masonic Obediences and our only viable Right wing candidate is a blatant Mossad asset that sucked the life out of all grassroots nationalist parties.
Which candidate is blaming all of the country’s problems on Muslims?
>>526313112
>>526313112Based Ventouro voter
>>526313426Unironically Ventura got fined for offensive billboards against gypsies and he also had this one about jeets
>>526313368Name a shittier roster
>>526310434>portuguese citizensKek. This is the new state of affairs. It's not "Portuguese people", its "Portuguese citizens". What a world corporations created.
>>526313637For me its CatarinaWhat a cutie
>>526313811Nojo.
>>526313811Nao tens padroes, rapaz
>>526313272>Nowadays all you have to do to get elected is show upKek how did the others fumble the bag so hard.Easiest election of a candidate i have seen in my lifetime.Seguro did literaly nothing.
>>526313849>>526313889Mommie Catarina is are bring back comunism to Portugal and im gonna help her.And there is nothing you can do about it.Cope and seethe Chuds.É lidar
>>526313811based aryan queen enjoyer
>>526313811>>526314214
>>526314195BE will cease to exist in our lifetimes, God is great.You just want free shit and daddy government to keep you alive while you're on discord all day.
Wow she's not a lesbian, I thought they were all lesbians, anyway carry on
>>526314679>BE will cease to exist in our lifetimesmeaningless. be was the cool new leftnow livre is the cool new leftsame people, different nameand then livre will be uncool old left and some other party will take its place>always two there are: a master and an apprenticelivre is anakin skywalker. be is count dooku. pcp is palpatine>somehow, pcp returned...etc.
>>526314987They only exist because universities exist
>>526314987>livre>leftHow is your champagne, "comrade"?
Vou dormirEnjoy whatever fun from this shitshow
>>526313279Fuck off, I want to hear what Portuguese on /pol/ think of their politicians, I ask this question specifically because it is one of the core requirements for government-trust. The true answer is irrelevant.
>>526313637>no Manuel VieiraThere's the problem.
>>526315636They're all shit, the only way to fix this cunt is popular revolution, like everywhere else in the west.
>>526315636There will never be someone trustworthy in any sort of governmental function in this country, we're a vile, treacherous species of manchildren with broken brains.
>>526313112he doesn't even want to winif he does he has to abandon pm pretensions, best result for him is the PS guy so chega becomes the only major party without any power and they can gain the sympathy of unsatisfied voters for the legislativas
>>526315636Or politians are driven only to stuf their own pockets with public funds and to parrot trendy ideas to get points from their fellow politicians. Sadly, that means that they are a faithfull picture of the average portuguese.
>>526316815Why would he abandon pm pretensions if there's nothing preventing him from being prime minister after being president? And seguro would secure ps and psd's hold on power. Other than himself, it's obvious that ventura would rather have gouveia e melo or cotrim as presidents rather than seguro or marques mendes.
>>526310356Pessoal que diz "ah, mas deves ir votar nem que seja em branco" havia de ser castrado
Let’s go Ventura, the only based politician
>>526311964He was the face behind covid vaccination so everyone liked him and he was ahead in pre-pre-pre-polls but he tanked hard when he actually started talkingI had higher hope for his campaign but he looked insecure and nervous every time he tried to defend his position
>>526311431Zuka baseado >>526311575>ChegaMore like /(((their)))guys/
>>526313272He will likely win the second round, which is hilarious considering he couldn't even win his own party
having lived in lisbon for many years I naturally dated a bunch of art hoe far-leftists. It's unbelievable how cucked many young ones are by some form of communist shit.
>>526317489>I had higher hope for the campaign of a literal kike who poisoned 99% of Portuguese people Atira te da ponte D. Luis moço, ganha juízo>>526315636>I want to hear what Portuguese on /pol/ think of their politiciansThe only good politician is one hanging like a piñata
Ventura is pro-israel unfortunately. Still has my vote though, I have a strong belief that if everyone turns jewish, no-one is jewish
>>526317704Don't get me wrong chad I'm a proud unvaxxed, just thought his campaign was gonna be a bit better than the complete shitshow it turned out to be
>>526317988>if everyone turns jewish, no-one is jewishThat's not how they think, retard. These demons will always prefer of their own cursed blood over everybody else's.
>>526317638Commies were ahead of their time by having an official PCP music festival
>>526318513Kek true
>>526318215Schizo take: o Gouveia e Melo era a marioneta pré eleita para a presidência, mas, como este judeu tem o carisma de um cagalhão velho mal cagado, desceu tanto nos polls que tiveram de arranjar outra marioneta para o substituir - o SeguroSó precisa de ficar nos dois mais votados com o Ventura, vai à segunda volta, e ganha porque a ultracarneirada vai toda votar nele para não ganhar o ventura >>526313465Admito que era engraçado ver a esquerdalhada a entrar em parafuso, mas não vai acontecer>>526313811Fds>>526315799True, maybe in two more weeks it will finally happen
>>526317638And the worst part is they have a stranglehold on Academia, particularly Psychology and Social "Sciences". They'll always have a bunch of highly edjumackated retards for at least two generations to come pushing for abortions, recreational fucking until you're barren, borderlessness and no rule of law because that's "FASCIST!!!11!".
>>526310356>Chega winning half the pollshow did center-rightoids fuck up this hard?
>>526318588Mais valia terem pegado no Manuel Vieira como marioneta, ao menos ouvíamos uns discursos à maneira.
>>526318737Montenegro is a completely unlikeable corrupt retard and Marques Mendes is a beyond-joke candidate.
Ganda nóia bros there's still a chance..>>526318737They had 50 years to pile up fuckups
Marques Mendes bros we even made comments on tv for years to prepare, how could this happen..?
GIVE HIM YOUR STRENGTH /POL/TUGUESES!!!!
A pior coisa que podia acontecer era o Ventura ou a Martins ganharem. Se o Ventura ganhar o Chega acaba e o Chega faz falta no parlamento para existir uma oposição real à migração e aos travecas. Como se tem visto nos últimos tempos meter um palhaçito no poder dá maus resultados (Ucrania, etc). Não é a altura para isso visto que os Americanos andam armados em ratos a trair os seus aliados. Precisamos de um presidente que seja um npc e não faça ondas.
Porkchops
>>526319027We were supposed to be the next Marcelo...
Sou cidadão português mas nunca votei nessa caralha. Aparentemente teria que ir no consulado que fica em outra cidade (150km)
>>526319201>uma oposição real à migração e aos travecas>oposição >real
>>526319201Nah, os americanos que mandem pra cá uns misseis nucleares pra limpar esta merda de uma vez
>>526319337Isto mas não irónicamente
>>526319027I don't even give a fuck about who wins, I just want to see manlet mendes losing hard
>>526311964>from 80% chances of winning to not even in the top 3KWAB
Thoughts?
>>526320039Big if true
>porto plays today meaning anti-venturas will not voteVentura bros..!
>>526320039Seguro sisters why are our odds dropping? VenturaBull or the Cotrim lads are gonna overtake us?
>>526319275Mesma coisa aquiEu recebo uma carta do governo português toda vez que tem uma eleição por la.Só existe esse esforço todo porque no fundo eles sabem que os estrangeiros que conseguiram cidadania tendem a votar na esquerda.
>>526320660Por acaso não, o Ventura tinha maioria absoluta se fossem só os emigrantes a votar
>>526320660Os estrangeiros tendem a votar Ventura to be desu.
>>526320750No caso dos emigrantes não me supreende, mas me pergunto se o mesmo acontece no caso dos que conseguiram a cidadania por ancestralidade, como é o meu caso e o do anão acima.Os meus instintos me dizem que tendem a votar em partidos mais a esquerda justamente por conta da questão da cidadania/imigração.
>>526320660Só diáspora que quer saber do seu país de origem é que se dá ao trabalho de fazer o esforço
>>526321069Either way abstençation is 90%+ for people outside the country so they barely move the needle.However last legislatives iirc they gave the seats for chega to dab on PSAlso if there was any fairness in the voting system (for legislatives) both PSD and PS would never win an election again
>>526321079>do seu país de origemO gajo claramente é zikaAlém do mais, se achas que pôr uma cruzinha num boletim e enfiá-lo numa goyim opinion box é querer saber do país estás todo queimadinho
>>526313583esta merda foi a coisa mais engraçada que tinha visto enquanto estava a conduzirfoda-se lmao, ganhou o meu voto só por causa desta merdamanda os pretos lá em sines para o crl
>>526319337>>526319398>suicidar-me para foder a esquerdalha
>>526322387Toda a guerra precisa de mártires.
>>526321682E o que eu tou a dizer é que dos cidadãos estrangeiros só a pequena fração que viveu em Portugal e se identifica com o país é que vai se dar ao trabalho de votarAchas que o Cleyton Sousa ou o John Almeida vão até aos correios ou à embaixada meter um voto num país que nunca puseram os pés?
If you voted for Ventura, you might as well have voted for Seguro.
>André Merdura
>>526323356Believe in Cotrim vs Ventura 2nd round
>>526315636if anything Portugal should try anarchy because they are physically incapable of having functional public services, government bureaus and political elites
>>526323810would be a genuine upgradenot like they do anything to begin with
>>526310489This. Not a serious country.
>>526313105Cotrim então caralho andas a assediar as garinas com metade da tua idade.Já tens idade para ter juizo pá.As fofinhas são para os jovens como eu, tu já tens caralho.
>>526323810This shit pretty much already is an anarchy.
>>526310356Can any portuganons confirm to me, what are the chances of a Ventura win? I'm currently betting for Seguro reaching second round, but I might want to switch bets if Ventura might pass to the second round
>>526326336Everyone else will vote against Ventura in the second round, the only question is to see if that will be enough to keep him from winning
>>526326336Ventura is gearing up for getting most votes on the first round, but a second round will have hystericals voting for the same old rusty cock ramming our asses because we really need niggers, pajeets and green-haired dykes pretending we're all the same by no real metric whatsoever.
>>526326336First round Ventura win i think the chance is high.But its basicly a 50/50 with Seguro on who wins the first round.He might also pick up a few more votes since polls were good for him.
>>526326135>This shit pretty much already is an anarchy.you say that having been born in one of the safest places in the world to be born, for babies and their mothershaving grown up in one of the safest places in the world to just be alive, in generalwith essentially unlimited access to education, technology, and cultureclean water, fresh unprocessed foodwhat do you think an "anarchy" is? it's not when girls don't just let you fuck them, anon. you need to get out of the house and talk to them first, at least
please no seguro in the second roundplease no seguro in the second roundplease no seguro in the second round
>>526326933>one of the safest places in the world to be born, for babies and their mothersLol, are you fucking kidding me? Haven't you read the news, retard? We're having women dying giving birth in fucking ambulances nowadays. >safest country in the worldBullshit, violent crime's never been higher.>unlimited access to education, technology, and cultureWe're one of the most backwards countries in Europe in technological and cultural terms>fresh unprocessed foodNot when Mercosul hitsHere's what we don't have: an industrial sector of any kind, politicians working for living conditions instead of vague ideological points covering for embezzlement, wages on par with the rest of Europe, affordable housing, a thriving job market. What we have: inflation, debt, faggots and stupid disigenuous retards like you who sell us that we're some amazing country to live in.
>>526313105Portuguese Gavin Newsom, same used car salesman phenotype
>>526318308yeah but if everyone alive is jewish, it doesn't matter anymore, that's what I'm saying retard
>>526320039António José Segura-te>>526327985For everyone to be jewish all gentiles would have to be killed. If you converted you'd still be less of a jew than Karl Marx
UMA
>>526326135ouve o mano >>526326933, anãoOn Arquivo RTP you can see what was "anarchy" the few years prior and after 74.Don't fall for the chegano's spooks
>>526328597Musume
>>526328715I can take a walk around downtown of any city, I don't need to see state propaganda. You commies need to get some better material, because you can't ever back up your stance without shouting FASCISM and SALAZAR and whatever.
>>526310356>PortugalI searched it on the Internet it says Macau. Isn't it part of China?
>>526328939Yes, but not the way you think it is.
>>526310356>>526310434I know that Portugal also has a prime-minister. How important is the president? What is at stake in this election?
>>526329044The power of vetoing laws passed by parliament, for one.
The right wing guy Andre Ventura only has a 6% odd winning on polymarket So i bought 200 euros of 6 cent shares and will sell them when Ventura goes on the 2nd round and his odds jump to 25%833€ (633 profit)
>>526329241I will be pissed off if he ends up winning because i would win 3000 euros. But i rather not be greedy and i know how stupid the Portuguese population is
Seguro is so bland
>>526327275>source regarding crime: old reliable CMTVC'mon dude, the national security report shows otherwise.Seeing more crime on the news does not equate to there being more crime overall.>most backwards contriesHalf-truth here. We have innovations but our innovators end up emmigrating due to our poor economy and lack of investiment on I&D.>Mercosul flooding our markets with processed foodtop kek. The deal is highly protectionist of the european food and agriculture sector. It only allows around 1-2% of the market share to be from Mercosul.>no industrial sectorAgain, half-truth. We do have industry and some very known in the global market (e.g. textiles, cork products and wine). Portugal's problem is not having high added value industries.
>>526329241And btw, polymarket itself has an odd that ventura has an odd of 80% of going the 2nd round
>>526329044President is the commander of the armed forces. And the number one in the country's hierarchy - if anything serious happens he's the first to know.Also has the ability to veto laws. So he can just fuck everything up if he wants to.Plus he's the representative of the country internationally.
>>526329241Man I'll be out for the day I hope Seguro ends up in second round and an upset victory doesn't happen in the first round, otherwise I'll lose my bet. I was too pussy to bet on Ventura for second round
>>526329241Cotrim 20%Seguro sisters im getting worried
>>526329401You can't even speak English, you commie retard. Get the fuck outta here with that same old "we're the top country at everything, but such-and-such makes it so we get nothing out of it" bullshit.>textiles, cork, wineWOW! It's fucking nothing!This country's a pile of shit thanks to people like you.
>>526316883
>>526328597Also>This meme is so old it even has SEF on the paperKek
>>526329602
>>526328878What a brainlet mf that can't read. >I can't do a simple reading comprehension ergo it's commie propaganda. I said before and after the revolution, thus it negates your point regarding it being hurr durr Salazar.I can agree that during the old regime and we had stronger industry (e.g. Sorefame) but highly corrupt.
>>526329974Yes, if we get rid of commies we'll have a state of law, I agree. Now fuck off.
>make up some sexual harassment story a few days from the election just so the 2nd round isnt Ventura vs Cotrimthe PS propaganda machine in full force. They're all fucking rats scared young people won't give them the power anymore
>>526329672the fuck are you on? what did I say that triggers your scary-commie-o-metter?the lack of investiment on I&D?that there is industry but not of high added value?that we do have good innovators but they emmigrate due the lack of economic conditions?keep seething chegano
>>526330360You should see the screeching old commies seething about the ebil right wing.
>>526330360>PS propagandaMore like the midget's propaganda machine, he spends most of his life inside TV studios
>>526311964Guy looks good but as soon as he opens his mouth, good god, what a tool.
1,93m submarine commander Chad
>>526330460>chegano Xuxalistas quando lhe tiram o rendimento mínimo > Tira mao da minha xuxa
Portugal-anons hearing anything about a surging candidate named Jeb?
>israeli loving anti-immigrant (illegal)>israeli loving pro-immigrant>palestine loving pro-immigrantwhy is it like this in every election
>>526324436>country that emerged from the first Christian kingdom following the fall of the Western Roman Empire and led to Europe becoming the dominant world power for centuries>not a real country>Canada
>>526332260Checked
>>526332260>BREAKING NEWSEXIT POLLS ARE IN: UNDERDOG JEBA ARBUSTO APPEARS TO HAVE WON THE ELECTIONS WITH 99% OF THE VOTES
Why doesn't Trump want to buy Portugal? It has lithium and gun loving Gypsys
>>526333172they don't want any more pentagon documents leaking
>>526327275>faggots and stupid disigenuous retards like you who sell us that we're some amazing country to live in.it is. this is literally a skill issueestudasses :)
>>526310356How powerful is the president of Portugal? Does it even matter or is it just ceremonial?
>>526333857I'm an engineer, unlike you I didn't get a degree in International Relations.
>>526330460>they emmigrate due the lack of economic conditionsYou're so fucking stupid that you don't understand what a self-own you're commiting, holy shit.
>>526334004Parliament holds the real power, and the government must have enough support in the parliament to rule, but the president can take down the government and parliament if needed. The armed forces are also technically under his control, although in practise they are managed by the defense minister.
Its overA Marioneta do Montenegro já viu que não ganha Respondeu mal aos journos tava aziado.
Quero receber reparações do governo português pelos danos causados pelo império português
>>526310356This nation of troglodytes only deserves one candidate for President.
>>526334602Eu quero receber reparações do governo brasileiro por existir mais a zuka mais boa de cada estado
>>526333172I wouldn’t be surprised if he comes up with the idea of buying the Portuguese islands in the Atlantic since the US needs them so badly to control the Mediterranean and the Middle East and you’re too poor to defend them anyway
Alert AlertAlertSeguro rising on Polymarket.The people at the polls are placing betsStop the count.Stop the count
>>526334602>Quero receber reparações do governo português pelos danos causados pelo império português> Descendente de portugueses quer que outros portugueses paguem pelo colonialismo dos seus avós.
https://ptchan.org/pn/thread/13029.html
>>526334602Primeiro devolves o BrasilPelo menos metade disso tudo aí é meu
>>526335276Mas se você pesquisar bem na minha árvore genealógica provavelmente vai achar um africano ou ameríndio, então eu mereçoFoi o governo brasileiro que fez meus ancestrais não europeus se casarem com europeus até eu ficar assim, chud
>>526335809Se és africano não pertences aí, se és ameríndio és bandeiranteDevolve o meu Brasil
>>526336101Eu sou tudo isso, não é exagero quando digo que políticos locais trouxeram europeus para branquear o lugarMinha senpaiília tá se tornando cada vez mais branca por causa da miscigenação com alemães e italianos, éramos negros três gerações atrásNo sul foi isso que aconteceu
WE GOT RESULTS!
Cotrim has no chance, most of the inner country doesn't know who he is, the polls were biased.It will be Seguro vs Ventura
>>526337521>the inner countryall 10 people? of which 8 have to commute to the city to work?
>>526334004He has veto power and can troll the government endlessly if he wants.
>>526338256He is like a one man Senate/House of Lords
HOLY FUCKTURN ON THE TVDOESN'T MATTER WHICH CHANNELVIEIRA SWEEPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFeHOuYfetg
>>526338478holy shit it's true
it's so fucking over, gypsies, immigrants, subsidies dependents and old people absolutely fucking wonThis country is so fucked. 5-10 years of a socialist president that will fuck every right wing attempt to change our country.Congratulations to gypsies and left wing faggots.
>>526338478WTF BASED?!?!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dR_AlOSHKLE
>>526338877Tick tock Its over Montenegro knows he wont pass anything controversial again LOL
>>526336967>tornando cada vez mais branca por causa da miscigenação com alemães e italianos, éramos negros três gerações atrásNão tens de quê
>>526338478Mortgaging my house and investing my life savings on wine stock right now
>Imigration and nationality laws about to be vetoed>Along with every other law the right makes for the next five yearsI hate these fuckers like you wouldn't believe.
>>526339098It's been fucked since the 18th century, nothing new
>>526338877it's all so tiresome. Old people shouldn't be allowed to vote. They're gonna croak in a couple of years while the rest of us have to keep dealing with this
>>526338877>>526339028Montenegro getting what he fucking deserves for not cooperating with ChegaAccelerationism is back on the menu
Seguro is NOT so bad. He will basically just sleep at the post and this basically kills (for now) the (most) cancerous part of PS.If he sees there is enough support in the parliament, he will let laws pass.
>>526339220Kek based
Socialism Portuguese people DESERVE To be poorThe previous PriMinister, that disgusting pajeet, Opened the gates for 4x immigration Now the Low IQ mentally retarded portuguese population (thats half brasilian and paki at this point) is voting on the same shit.Thats the effect of giving away citizenship to the enemy. Rotten from inside.
>go out to vote on my village>get out>80 year old woman: I was having trouble finding Gouveia e Melo in my ballot, but he has at the bottom>every fucking timeIts impressive how easily the entire cattle population was hypnotized by that faggot retard propaganda during covid.>>526339247>starts his election bit with the lie of "Women make less than men for the same work">not so bad
>>526339028Portugal had a chance to change in the last couple of years. We took a step in the correct direction in the last legislative elections with CHEGA getting second place.But our right wing is cucked and afraid of actual change, so people don't commit to Ventura because he's got an "aggressive" communication style, aka everyone's a faggot pussy.This election is proof that right wing is divided beyond belief. If right wing banded together, we'd have +60% of all votes easily, but because of our in fighting and fake niggas who aren't truly right wing, we give the seat to a socialist president.This is why all over the world, the left will always end up on top. They have no morals, no principles, they just want to defeat the "evil capitalists".As long as a left wing person wins, even if they don't really agree with that person - they still band together and vote against the right.This is legitimately one of the worst nights in right wing Portuguese history, especially with geopolitics changing so much in the world - our country already struggled to keep up, this is the final nail in the coffin.sorry for Reddit spacing but I'm on phone and it's easier for me this way.
>>526339567Considering 60% of the population are 45 de Abril boomer larpers and browns, it's a miracle the left stuck at 1/3The real guilty are the fucking social democrats gatekeeping the right from reversing course.
Então agora posso entrar em Portugal sem visto e esperar até o governo me conceder a cidadania? Mal posso esperar para ter 9 filhos com uma chinesinha em Portugal
>>526339652Oof. I know what you mean.My old man (mid-90s) can barely see and move his fingers but went and voted Gouveia e Melo because of the vaccine campaign.Still, everyone has a right to vote, even if their line of reasoning, and choice of candidate, is flawed.
>>526340001>Então agora posso entrar em Portugal sem vistoisso já pode a muito tempo mas so pode ficar 3 meses. Precisa de visto para ficar os 7 anos e obter cidadania
>>526333045>>526333048>>526337440
>>526340090>everyone has a right to voteRotten mindset from an era where people died before retiringThere's a reason voting wasn't universal in Ancient Greece. At the very least, only those who work and pay taxes should get to vote
>>526339652Yeah I don't believe in voting but went to vote for ventura to cancel out my mom voting for goyvey>>526340090>Still, everyone has a right to voteBecause it's theater and doesn't actually change anything. You can pick the muppet that will be on tv preaching to grandma, but they will ultimately still be doing whatever the eu/the us/israel command them to
>>526340001Força macaco, e ensina-os que os Portugueses são uns racistas filhos da puta porque como um grupo, merecemos isso e bem pior.
Reminder that if the right wing all united and voted Ventura in the second phase election, he would easily win with majority.The left will unite behind Seguro, because they have no principles, morals or proper ideals. Their ideals are all based in holding power and holding as many seats as possible, so they can fight against "capitalism".The left would united with their worst enemies if it guarantees them a bit more power.
Cotrim got done clean with the sexual assault claims
I don't want to pay NEETbux to gypsies anymore HEEEEELP!!!
>>526340909Doubt it. I think it was Mendes who got fucked by that.
>>526340092Não são dois anos em Portugal para obter a cidadania para cidadãos de países de língua portuguesa? Ouvi falar que muitos entraram sem visto e conseguiram receber a cidadaniaUm sujeito me disse que foi para Portugal com menos de 2 mil euros e sem documentos>>526340706Brasileiros do sul e asiáticos não votam socialista, veja pelo lado positivo
Seguro being ahead of Ventura by 50-70k votes, which is literally the estimated number of the gypsy population in Portugal is very telling
>>526310356Why should we care about this? As I understand it the Jews control them anyway
>>526341204lol I doubt gypsies vote
>Jorge Pinto behind Manuel Vieira
Wirh Seguro President, Rui Tavares will run to him like the rat he is to try to canibalise PS, who is doomed to die because most of the people there are over 60 years old and the Pedro Nuno Santos crew are finished.
Do Cotrim voters become IL voters in the legislatives? If yes PSD is fucked.
>>526341247It's about in what ways you want to get fucked by Jews, really. If you care about keeping your ethnicity alive and identifiable, you vote right and suck it up to Israel. If you want to take dicks up your ass, crossdress and abort your kids, you vote left and pretend you care about Palestine.
>>526341356Gouveia e Melo ate up a lot of the PSD voters
>>526341356Doubt, because of the Hondt method
>>526340718Most of PSD is hardly right wing, just look at the Passos Coelho time and how he was sabotaged internally and how a bunch of PSD muppets were on the TVs all the time "commenting" on how awful he was.
>>526311964>militaryDude we have more sergeants than soldiers, being in the military is meaningless and this guy in particular forced dudes to go on a submarine that wasn't up to standards. They refused him, got into legal trouble and beat him in the court.He's most well known for giving candy to kids to go take the covid poison, I mean vaccine.
>>526341610Those guys are just the upper party, which has always been more left wing than the basis of the party and its electorate. This was very obvious in Sa Carneiro time. It is still like this.
>>526341308Absolute BS. They vote a lot actually. Why are you being a left wing fag apologist?I'd wager 10% of all votes on Seguro are minorities, gypsies and unemployed fags and the rest are old people.
>>526339067Why is he so smug?
>>526341414Oh, ok. Still doesn't appear they'll beat Ventura if you add them together. I think they'll be third place next elections.>>526341585We are sorry for inventing it.
Por que o André Ventura e o Chega nunca falam sobre os imigrantes brasileiros? São sempre os ciganos, os muçulmanos, mas nunca os brasileiros.Eu acompanhei um pardo chamado Marcus, filiado ao Chega, falando cada estupidez, e num português de tal maneira horroroso, que me deixou constrangido. Depois soube que ele já tinha até ficha criminal nos EUA.
Sem palavras.
>>526341788From where did Gouveia e Melo get all that money?
>>526341851Freemason friends.
>Cotrim just passed MendesAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I WANT TO BELIEVE
>>526341788>Vieira>860€>Still gets more votes than Livrethe absolute state
>>526341763Porque o André é maioritariamente financiado por grupos evangélicos, e você sabe de onde essa praga vem.
>>526341788Vai sair a pagar ao Gouveia e Melo
>>526341763>Por que o André Ventura e o Chega nunca falam sobre os imigrantes brasileiros?O Sião Ventura é financiado pelos evangélicos brasileiros
>>526341788>>526341928The people behind Gouveia e Melo are the portuguese aristocracy or something?I never really understood the point of his campaing or what they wanted to achieve.
>>526341851Freemasonry.It's actually funny because Gouveia e Melo was the official freemasonry candidate, but mid way though his campaign he turned his back on the freemasons, to get better acceptance from the general public.He fucked up. I have freemason friends and they were so mad kek
>>526342285Or something, yes. I supposed they wanted a friend to moderate any measures passed in Parliament.>>526342347>I have freemason friendsYou are friends with a bunch of excommunicated knobs?But yes, you are absolutely right.
> Portugal presidential election What happened to the empire? Brazil should rule you guys again.
>>526342933That’s the Brazilian emperor tho. He was linked to the Austrians and to monarchs ruling Italian lands and elsewhere in Europe, so not Portuguese at all
>>526342933We've never ruled Portugal.
>>526343468The court was in Brazil for a time after Napoleon invadedThats why Portugal revolted because they wanted the King back.So yes for a time Brazil ruled Portugal.
>>526343468Finally a Brazilian that actually knows his history, while the Portuguese royal family was in Brazil during the Napoleonic Wars, Portugal was ruled by the British Army, not from Brazil.
>>526343468Brazil was the capital before they pussed out.
>>526343649Fucking retard, didn't you read "Felizmente há Luar" in fifth grade or something? Portugal wanted the king back to end British Martial Law of Marshall Beresford.
>>526343723Also true yeah.
>>526343649Brazil was still ruled by the Portuguese king. It wasn’t a Brazilian king running the whole empire, the Portuguese king just moved the capital to Brazil after the French invaded Portugal. That’s a big difference
>>526342347Sounds like he was using those retarded jew massons, as soon as the army gets into the hidden hand games you jews are fucked
>>526343836That book is propaganda, though.
>>526329241polymarket libtards that are absolute shabo goys and cant wait to stab the country in the back for some sheckels cant get acurate results?wow, im shocked
>>526344005He wasnt well liked in the Navy albeit much less on the other branches of the armed forces. I dont think this is the military interfering in politics but it might be a sign for whats to come.
>>526344383do you think you would knew if the military decided to interfere in politics?Im not saying it is for sure, but if it ever happens it wont be associated with the military, him having a background there is already too much.A political candidate with military grade intel is a dangerous combination to keep others in check, IE Marques Mendes
>>526343941So your pedro i (our pedro iv) doesn't coun't as a brazilian king? Because if so, neither does his son pedro ii. Make no mistake, during the napoleonic invasions portugal became brazil's colony, within the united kingdom of portugal, brasil and algarves.
>>526311608>Top zionistsWhat do you know.The zionists win another election. Who would have guessed it when every candidate is a zionist.
>>526343760Portugal was, for most of that time, ruled by the British army under Beresford. After the war, while the capital of the United Kingdom of Portugal, Brazil and the Algarves was Rio, the higher offices were overwhelmingly occupied by the Portuguese. So technically, despite them calling it the "governo tupinambá", they were ruled from Brazil, but not by Brazilians.
>>526344814Nowhere in this image does it say there was a Brazilian Empire. It was a united kingdom. Brazil was already a state and was being elevated, but the king was still Portuguese. What part of that is hard to understand? It was literally the same king, just ruling from another part of his empire. What are they even teaching in Portugal?
>>526344584The portuguese glowniggers are under the PM and the President not the military.It would need to be an open rebellion at the top level. >do you think you would knew if the military decided to interfere in politics?Idk. The military in any country doesnt usualy have democratic candidates when they want to do politics lol
>>526341788100k came from the white house, other 100k came from Moscow and the remaining 200 are from Israel lol.
>commie candidate has ZERO (0) votes in VenezuelaKek
>>526344814Pedro was a Portuguese king and Brazil was a Portuguese kingdom
So boomers and leeches won?Is there any hope irmãos? Your housing crisis is even worse than ours
>>526346807i wish ventura was that based. chega got nearly 5 million euros from the last legislative elections, they can afford it>>526341851>>526342285are you a portuguese living in belgium? if you are, the money came primarily from mário ferreira, the owner of douro azul, main shareholder of media capital, etc.
>>526347460and regarding ventura, his "mandatário" (campaign manager?) was miguel felix da costa, the father of antónio felix da costa (the race driver)they're money comes from the portuguese subsidiary of castrolthe mello family (from cuf, brisa) also regularly donates to ventura's campaigns
>>526347695*their
>>526347388thank you spaniard bro, we will have to ride the wave a little longer, but we will all make it
Cotrinetes choram lol
>>526348129imagina passar de socialista jew para libtard, é preciso ser muito estupido para querer passar de mestres jews que controlam a patria para mestres jews que querem mandar a patria abaixo
>>526344814Pedro I was a good man. such a tragedy that he died too young.
>>526342285> I never really understood the point of his campaing or what they wanted to achieve.A cadre of political actors thought they could monetize the notoriety he gained during the COVID vaccination. That's all there is to it. Their problem is that they thought there would be less candidates, or that PS would throw in their lot with him. Sometimes being first is a plus, other times, not so much.As for what they wanted to achieve, it's nothing special, really - in fact, sadly,, nothing in portuguese politics is special or complex or deep. They just wanted power, because power means access to certain levers of government that deal with distribution of wealth. It's just that. We are a tiny nation and our elites have tiny, mundane ambitions.
Segunda volta
>>526347388>Is there any hope irmãos? Your housing crisis is even worse than oursJust move to the White part of Brazil. It can't be that bad.
>>526348021Cheers breh
>>526348221Toma rennie que isso passa lol
>>526348775Rennie de quê? De ganhar? Meu libtard burro da merda.Em vez de concentrarmos a direita estamos devidos por causa de atrasados mentais como tu, e mesmo assim o Chega ganhaGuardo o rennie para ti amigo, podem chorar com o vosso partido de merda que perderam o controlo total para com os comunas
pqp o caralho dos velhos. Mais 4 anos de imigrantes infinitos, foda-se. Farto do caralho de brasileiros e monhés
>>526349191Mais velhos e boomer a ser scamados por shitskins e shitskins das américas, têm que aprender assim, só quando isto bater no fundo é que muda
Este bordel vai a segunda volta >>526348775Irmão antípoda
>>526348655>White part of Brazil
>>526349191A minha refoooooooooorma trabalhei 50 anos é meu direeeeeeeito
>>526349126Eu não votei lol, tinha que ir á Austrália. Só estou aqui para me rir das coutriredits
>>526349553Tu e eu amigo, tu e eu
>>526313966>Seguro did literaly nothing.>do nothing >winHe's been learning from his chinese masters.>>526314410lmao
Fiquei em casa, tá frio.Nunca mais vèm o verão.Quero é praia.Nada faz sentido, só o sol e água do mar.Votar em quem. só servem interesse aos que têm controle das nossas vidas via economia.Nem uma merda duma casa a preço humano, nem dinheiro que acompanhe este custo de vida . Trabalhar não para viver, mas para sobreviver.Só choro pato, mas esta merda já mete nojo há muito tempo -Politicos filhos da puta mais a merda do culto ao dinheiro
>>526349722Põe isto no suno AI e faz um rap
>>526341788as always, money decides the outcome of an election?
>>526349722Que poesia gay
>>526345501Because the location and name of a capital of a country, a kingdom or an empire does matter a lot. Entire regions secede because they don't want to be ruled from another place, and that's exactly what happened when the napoleonic wars were over and yet the portuguese crown remained in brasil. The aristocracy in Lisbon couldn't stand being away from the center of power and ordered joao vi to return to portugal lest portugal secede from the empire, and so joao vi decided that the best solution to keep the empire united within his bloodline was for him to personally return to portugal while his son kept ruling brasil, ready do reunite them both in the near future.Too bad joao vi's wife had other plans, killed him so that her other son took over portugal's throne, and started a civil war...
Vocês reclamam demaisSe eu fosse português eu não ligaria para nada de política, só continuaria trabalhando para ter mais dinheiro
This is just like any pokemon game past gen 1, all shit I don't want or need
Is there a chance for Chega to win? If not, it will be another disaster. Who the hell still vote for socialists anyway?
>>526350064Para alargar a barraca no Brasil e mandar para os 20 primos?Não se faz dinheiro in Portugal, silly monke
>>526349830lol abraço tudo de bom, tu é que fizes-te bem, a Austrália deve se estar bem, natureza linda e praias maravilhosas. Aqui to pequeno rectângulo, também boa natureza mas o resto é só choro.Este pais sugou toda a minha juventude em trabalhos de merda, mau pago e sem vida própria a trabalhar fins-de-semana e horários repartidos .
don't really gaf since I don't live in portugal and never have or will, but am technically portuguese, I'm disappointed but not surprised by my "people"
>>526326135>nem com 10 milhoes de salazares
>>526350176A real chance for sure
>>526350149>Mfw MJV is part of the 1%
>>526350176I hope not, André Ventura is a great politician and would be wasted as a president that is basicly useless.This is a good scenario for the right, hope fully Ventura leaves the race somewhow or looses so the country gets further humiliated with another retarded socialist president, this will acelarate and move masses to the right, while keeping Ventura free as politician to keep working as oposition and growing the right.Also the socialist guy is probably gigavaxxed and had multiple heart issues recently so it will put further strain on him with the role.
>>526350237Você faz dinheiro em qualquer se não pensar como um africanoPortugueses ganham euros, é uma vantagem
>>526350345Obrigado e grande abraço, hang in there.Ninguém me emprega aí por inveja. Gostam do CV mas dizem que não tenho experiência em Portugal e devo começar do zero ffs
Mais uma eleição triste. E para a semana temos a coroação do Seguro, uma das maiores nulidades políticas a sair de Portugal. Espiritualmente, quem tem razão nisto tudo é o Vieira, visto que o cargo de PR é insignificante e profundamente patético. Mas idealmente, o melhor cenário possível seria desactivar o Ventura e tê-lo como PR enquanto o Chega continua como líder da oposição. Claro que isto não irá acontecer porque o povo insiste em encarneirar fortíssimo, mas, por uma breve semana neste país de Deus, isto foi claramente um futuro desejável e possível.Tenho muita pena do absoluto estado desta nação. E nada me consola saber que iremos ter uma década de Seguro à nossa frente.
>>526350635Trabalhar para aquecer com o custo de vida. Quando te candidatas perguntam sempre qual é o teu mínimo e contratam a pessoa que disser o número mais baixo.
>>526329371Bland is good.
>>526350685Isto aqui é só sangue sungas e middle mans, trabalho cá remotamente, fdps de middle mans querem ficar com metade do meu ordenado
>>526350345>Prisão insularAlguém já se esqueceu de como é aquilo desde o covid...
Sinto pena dos portugueses. Tenho um amigo que foi morar em Portugal e, embora goste da segurança e da civilidade de lá, só pareceu se importar consigo, com sua noiva e com a aquisição da cidadania. Ele simplesmente não mostrou preocupação nenhuma com o país que o recebeu tão bem.
>>526350685Trabalhar em Portugal é uma das sujeições mais degradantes imagináveis. Zero reconhecimento profissional ou um módico de zelo pela dignidade do trabalhador. És reduzido a uma unidade económica perpetuamente regateada pela tua entidade patronal que muito benignamente te empregou. Depois queixam-se que ninguém tem senpaiília.Deus te abençoe, irmão. Dá o teu melhor no ultramar.
>people actually think the president is relevant in Portugal
>>526350553>hope fully Ventura leaves the race somewhow or looses so the countryno need for that, ventura won't winbut this election is a good benchmark to attest his popularity - if he gets 40% of the votes in the second term the centrão will be scared shitless
>>526350685é o costume, eles têm que arranjar truques psicológicos para te submeter ás suas vontades, e a foda é que até o pequeno peixe te fode, os teus managers e colegas a entrar na cabeça, eles nunca vão aceitar pessoas com pensamento próprio, Espero que novas gerações tenham mais sensibilidade uns para os outros. Porque os anteriores em sequer quero cometar, mas sim que essas memórias sejam extintas para sempre.Take care caguru kiwi lol tudo do melhor para ti.
>>526349429They have German enclaves with White festivals. Keep seething though.
>>526350866Não deve ser ruim como dizemEm Portugal até medicamentos são subsidiados, vocês vivem melhor que a maioria do mundo e ainda reclamam>>526351064E vai perder a cabeça por conta de política? Vida que segueQuando Lula venceu eu não fiz nada
>>526351214
>>526350955Sim um pouco distopia de facto , mas isso parece ser o planeta em geral tirando algumas excepções
>>526351214That's not a German ethnic enclave anymore. Nowadays it's mostly larping.
>>526350955Ah e cá foi melhor lol99% vaxxed
>>526351342Interior catarinense germânico vs litoral catarinense açoriano
>>526351344>Um pouco
>>526351157Não é relevante e ao mesmo tempo é. Alguns politicólogos precisam de contorcer-se bem ginasticadamente para justificar o cargo como o "quarto poder". A todo o caso, e totalmente à parte das doutas considerações academíssimas destes senhores, é pelo menos um cargo com enorme projecção mediática. E seria perfeito para o Ventura não só por isso mas por uma série de outros motivos.
So who won?
>>526351064O problema não são os zucas nem imigrantes de outros PALOP
>>526351342Still Whiter than P*rtugal.
>>526351481We're still going for round 2
>>526350906Quando comparado ao terceiro mundo, sureAquela merda vai ser o Brazil 2 antes de eu morrer. A língua já morreu.
>>526351411>Nem vale a pena...
>>526350553Como se o Ventura ele próprio não fosse memecinado e não tivesse fanicos súbitos e preocupantes durante a campanha como se ele estivesse a imitar o Cavaco.
>>526351214There are White people in Brazil, in relatively large concentrations even, but even the whitest parts of Brazil are at best as white as some of the brownest parts of Portugal.
>>526351530Chega and the socialist?
>>526351411>sangue puro>nunca injectei covid pra veia nem cavalo >máscara poucas vezes e sempre abaixo do queixo
>>526351650Yes, we'll have to see how the vote swing goes
>>526351064>>526351489Os bostileiros são uma praga, qi de 70, fazem barulho com colunas, morar ao lado de um é um inferno, quando batem com o carro, fogem porque pelos visto no Bostil é comum.E cá estamos, a importar macacos com QI de 60, violencia, barulho e lixo
>>526351676A minha única admissão de derrota durante o Covid foi ter deixado me meterem o cuconete no nariz uma vez. Quero dizer que apenas deixei ironicamente, mas isso nunca deve servir de desculpa.
>>526351088>>526351213Obrigado e força aí. Tudo de bom.
>>526351481PShads keep winningChuds keep coping
>>526351676é sangue puro é, tás aí a incubar a sopa de morcego de wuhan e julgas que tás bem porque não tomaste a vacina...t. michael jackson pro apenas a respirar oxigénio puro e sem vacinas
Novo fio?New Thread?
>>526351676BASEADISSIMO
>>526351882Podes fiar, mas deixa que isto chegue à página 10.
>>526351709how accurate are polls in portugal?they seem to swing hard to a PS victory
>>526351753Comece a dormir com eles e o QI deles aumentará a cada geração.
>>526315856>We're a vile, treacherous species of manchildren with broken brains.So we were right all along?
>>526351956probably accurate, it was just the economic libshit candidate that threw a spanner in the works by both trying to appeal to conservatards and getting hit by an accusation of sexual harassment at the last minute, probably lost all the female vote, lel
>>526351956Absolute scams, they constantly try to hurt the right wing party Chega, the socialist retards tried to create a honeypot Liberal party thats supposed to be right wing but its obviously cuking for EU and jews wanting to import 6 gorillian jeets, brazilians and niggersThey were saying this liberal cuck would get 25%, he got 15% while being carried on the lap by media, nobody expected socialists to win, but here we are again
>>526349722
>>526351788sorte que eles não leveram o ritual de humilhação mais a extremos e lá fossem exigir cuconete mandatório no anal.Mas houve uns que foram ao castigo https://sciencenews.dk/en/people-may-test-positive-for-sars-cov-2-in-a-rectal-swab-despite-testing-negative-in-a-throat-swab
>>526350906ÉMas para o brasileiro esfomeado é o céu
>>526340090>My old man (mid-90s) Based old man
>>526351956They're usually accurate. Católica only missed egregiously once, and I genuinely have no idea why since their head statisticians have more or less been the same team for over 20 years. Pitagórica is hit or miss, they do extremely sloppy work because word on the street they're near bankruptcy. Aximage is good enough at pooling.Our pooling is far from being prestigious or whatever, but usually they aren't embarrassingly wrong. Except for when Chega achieved second place, most of the pooling was just silly.
>>526352055No they wont, the same way when you cross a retarded dog breed with a strong breed you get shit bulls the same happens with people.Where is the epicenter of violence in the world?Brazil and Mexico, kill people for nothing, burn them skin them alive.Same in Africa but those are niggers with 40IQ, when we raise them to 80 by mixing they end up just being slightly smarter but use that for violence.I WOULD RATHER HAVE MY BLOODLINE DIE THAT MISCEGINATE
>>526352235Eu uma vez tive que gozar com um amigo meu que metia o cuconete todos os dias porque ele tinha uma estação de teste mesmo à porta do trabalho. Sacana andava a levar no cu por amor. Acho que nada alguma vez irá abalar tanto a minha fé no povo Português do que os tempos do Covid. Genuinamente embaraçoso o que se passou.
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>>526351528Not really but it's interesting that Goa is still, to this day, India's richest colony I mean state
>>526352382That's because of their culture. Give them white values and they'll assimilate. Just like in the past.
>>526352585Look, it's more than clear you're Brazilian. Stop embarrassing yourself.
>>526347388>(Des)casario E só vai ficar pior, uma vez que ninguém nesta república de bananas quer admitir que a crise advém, não dos tristes ensalsichados em garagens, mas dos alojamentos locais, dos "reformados", dos erasmus e dos "nómadas", que podem pagar 900 ou 1000 por um quarto, sem pestanejar, ou 5 anos de aluguer, de rajada (casos verídicos).
>>526352527Also the cleanest region in India.
>>526352585BraindeadAnd why would I want to assimilate Tanzanian cannibals?
>>526352279*Polling
>>526352857Inglish is ard.
>>526352434Cá foi mau em termos de estatística de número de ovelhas vacinadas para a gripe, mas a América foda-se puro circo de distopia e outros paises, até dentro de bolhas andavam .
>>526352943>*Enguelixe
>>526352434>Acho que nada alguma vez irá abalar tanto a minha fé no povo Português do que os tempos do Covid.Ya, é o que éIsto não tem ponta por onde pegarMais vale aceitar que dói menos
