/pol/ - I'm going to Las Vegas next week and I'm not comin - Politically Incorrect

Anonymous (ID: EHGIm4ew) Archived

01/18/26(Sun)07:18:41 No.526311076

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Anonymous (ID: EHGIm4ew) 01/18/26(Sun)07:18:41 No.526311076 Archived

I'm going to Las Vegas next week and I'm not coming home until I get my dick sucked. I can't afford a legal hooker and I'm not taking my chances with street hookers. How do I get my knob slobbed?

Anonymous (ID: EHGIm4ew)
01/18/26(Sun)07:19:06 No.526311087

Anonymous (ID: EHGIm4ew) 01/18/26(Sun)07:19:06 No.526311087

>>526311076
Shit I thought i was on /r9k/

Anonymous (ID: ev0hzAT9)
01/18/26(Sun)07:20:10 No.526311129

Anonymous (ID: ev0hzAT9) 01/18/26(Sun)07:20:10 No.526311129

>>526311076
You're gonna get an STD

Anonymous (ID: 8KJChSd0)
01/18/26(Sun)07:22:54 No.526311238

Anonymous (ID: 8KJChSd0) 01/18/26(Sun)07:22:54 No.526311238

>I can't afford a legal hooker and I'm not taking my chances with street hookers.
So how does being in las vegas make any difference, you retard.

Anonymous (ID: /8qNQT1D)
01/18/26(Sun)07:34:59 No.526311734

Anonymous (ID: /8qNQT1D) 01/18/26(Sun)07:34:59 No.526311734

>>526311076
Bet at the high roller table and win. The bitches will flock to you. Make sure to use your winnings to buy flashy crap and maybe buy a round of alcohol for everyone
You gotta walk the walk and talk y
The talk

Anonymous (ID: 8JHMfZWk)
01/18/26(Sun)07:36:01 No.526311779

Anonymous (ID: 8JHMfZWk) 01/18/26(Sun)07:36:01 No.526311779

>>526311076
I've heard Vegas is a ghost town these days.