lmao
>>52631859444 hours is enough to conduct recon operations.mission accomplished
>>526318594They figured out that there is nothing but ice and drunk mongolians there.
>>526318594>we will invade you>Euros deploy troops>a-actually we will tariff you until you give us Greenland>Euros remove troops
>>526318594>scout team report the situation!>snow!>snow?>ya lots of snow>anything thing else>ice>ice?>yah lots of ice>ok mission complete, report your finding to the commannder
>>526318594>"earlier than expected"
>>526318594Can someone confirm females were among these 15 people?My prediction they got frostbites and must return early.
>>526318718Lmfaoooo
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAAHAHAAHAHA
>>526318594its the great reset
>Shit talk shit talk shit talk>Intense euro cuck shit talking>Sends under double digit units starting with 1>One group pulls out completelyImagine being in Greenland, seeing all this talk of "Oh we're gonna secure you guys" and then seeing all this shit.I'd welcome fucking nazis at that point if they aren't even gonna invest manpower in all their posturing.
Almost as long as the existence National Socialist party lel kek
>>526319203i feel bad for the euros at this point but its exactly why they shouldnt have greenland, theyd let china and russia walk all over them there
>>526318594I think the US is just making other countries their bitch openly, rather than secretly (which is what they used to do).
>>52631873110% on a 1000 usd product is only 1100 and since everything Americans produce (almost nothing anyway) is utter shit, they will pay the extra 10% and eat less for it. If anything this will help Americans to gain normal weight.
>>526318718>44 hr special dirt gathering reconnaissance operation
>>526319498euros simply cannot be trusted to take security seriously. simple as
>>526318718There's snow. What did they do with the other 43.9 hours?
>>526319203>>526319465Americucks, Taco was the first one who opted for "tarifs" instead of actually invading, YOU have cucked out from invading, YOU are the cuck. HAHAHAHAHAHA. Yeah keep "tarifing" us, we will give you Greenland one day... NOT. KEKEKEK
>>526319465Do you have sauce for that pasta?
>>526318731Every head shall bow.
>>526319465Agree. It's cucks and jewishness all around.
>>526318718Is it true your army trains with brooms sometimes instesd of real guns?
>>526318594It was obviously just a token gesture to fuel the media circus, 20 soldiers aren't going to defend Greenland against the US.
>>526319609They went there to confirm that Trump's claims about Russian and Chinese presence were bullshit. They could have done it with a simple phone call but now they have photos and video footage to show the world Trump is full of shit. Trump is cooked.
>>526318718>Sir, we've found greenland isn't actually green and there's nothing here>Well done soldier you may now watch your daughter be raped by muslims as a reward
Ice is a good defense from drones.
>You sure this is greenland?>"I'd google it but I can't get a signal">The whole place is white.>"Maybe we fucked up, let's get back on the plane."
There were no mosques and needed to head back to Germany. Muslim can't be too far from an established prayer room.
>>526318594>Sir, they called it greenland, but there's only ice>What? Come back, we need to rethink our actions
>>526319802>lets go confirm that there are no chinese or russian on this land mass>ok how big is it?>900,000 square miles>ok send 15 guys and give them two days>roger, you heard the boss, each of you scout out 1,500 square miles every hour
>>526319931You are a demon. May a thousand eyes gaze upon the abyss you deign to assert is a soul.
>>526320334kek>RAMIREZ!!!
>>526318594They made sure both of the dogsleds were working. What else can they do?
>>526319203What are you talking about. Eu's greenland expeditionary force is a significant amount of their active man power.
>>526319465>theyd let china and russia walk all over them thereBut Denmark is a nato country? If China and Russia walks over them then that would include the US as well.
So Germany led six other countries into war then went home, leaving the others holding the bag. Sounds like Germany.
>>526321048>russia and china would never attack us because the usa will protect us!>we don't need to submit to the usa's demands because we are protected from russia and china
>>526319609No, we’re going to invade too. Why are you pulling out troops? Why are your troop numbers so low?
>>526321185> the usa will protect us!The US is in a defensive pact with Denmark. Are you saying that the US can't be trusted to hold their part of the deal?
THE ABSOLUTE CITY STATE OF GERMUTTS LMFAO
>>526321273We are altering the deal. Pray we do not alter it further.We've been "protecting" the NATO countries for decades now. Greenland is our reward. Call it "protection money". If that sounds like how the Mafia does things, that's because it is EXACTLY how the Mafia does things.Now pay up. Would hate to see something bad happen to youse guys because you were lax on your protection fees...
>>526318594It’s ok honey, it happens
>>526321273>declare annexation of greenland>euro's still have military presence>tell them to leave american territory>they send another 12 guys>woah you just invaded a nato member>ok all of europe needs to go to war with who ever sent their troops
>>526318718>44 hours is enough to conduct recon operations.That's called hiking.
>>526321773That's what recon is: hiking. With guns. That's literally what is happening.
>>526318594Kek. Europe is cooked.
>>526319711yes and we almost beat the world with them broomsticksthey needed 6 years to subdue usat least 25 million russians died
>>526322113Poland has hope but Donald Tusk? Not looking good
europe needs a triparte nuclear program, france, germany, polandto be secure against russiaanybody who is against this basic security measure is a russian shill (especially americans who don't want this)
>>526318718Just admit you were too cold and wanted sauerkraut & beer.
>>526318718
>all these seething jewsgood thing it's so very easy to spot and hunt you. fun times ahead!
>>526322186This kashub retard has an expiration date written on his forehead. He and his german lackeys fucked up things so badly he's going to run from the country after parliamentary elections 2027.
germans needed to recon greenland?
>>526318594Good. Germany and Finland need to stay out of this.
>>526319711of course not, dont be silly. Broom handles are far too dangerous, might get a splinter. And the wood is far more valuable as fuel to keep warm in the winter, since they have no other power sources.
>>526318718You are such loyal lapdogs. Here you go
>>526318718>recon operations.COPEYou were supposed to dig trenches and defend Greenmand from amerimutts.
>>526318594What was the fucking point of this shit?The UK sent like 1 dude. Why? It doesnt make you look strong, it makes you look weak and dumb for even trying, same as how shitty the military parade Trump did. Why is the world so fake gay and retarded?
sourcehttps://www.dw.com/en/greenland-row-german-military-ends-short-deployment/live-75550031for the record this is a state funded website(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deutsche_Welle)
>>52631871844 hours is also plenty of time for their wives to fuck arabs
>>526318594sunday is a rest day in germany. they have to go home and chill.
>>526318594They’ll be back and in greater numbers
>>526324704Everything is a lie, especially the truth.
>>526321557You lot act like low iq niggers, I really hope everyone sends you mutts packing from your military bases and you can sit and think about how being a nigger fucked everything up for you
>>526325844>invade Europe on a Sunday>cannot legally call the military into work because of European labor lawsFuck delete this post right now before Russia sees it
>>526321557>larping as darth vaderkek, you're such a NIGGER
>>526318594>The recon team>LEFT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?BROS ITS SO OVER HOLY SHIT SOMEONE TELL TRUMP
the trip lasted longer than their time on land. I'd personally demand a refund
>>526319578massive gay orgy
>>526327009>44 hour orgy onlyNot that massive
>>526318594HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAEURAB SOVIET UNION KEKED AGAIN
>>526326788Stop being silly, what is even a recon team? lol
>>526318718COPEYou were supposed to dig trenches and defend Greenmand from amerimutts.
>>52631859444 hour special military-reconnaissance operation
>>526318781>Corporal Mutt Ramirez weighs in
>>526318594We're taking that shitFeels good being an AMERISTVDEuro niggers seething they aren't getting free defense anymore while we're out here in THVLE air base opening the portal to Agartha.RealMuthaFuckinTawk.
>>526318718>we dont help our allies IN GERMANY
>>526322184Verfassungschutz glowie here.What do you mean with "us"?
Trump wildly threatens to invade Greenland and some how the retarded Euro leaders make even dumber decisions as response.Is there not a SINGLE competent person in any Euro government? I'm starting to believe all that Ukraine war propaganda. Maybe Putin can just walk to Berlin after all.
>>526323917They had to check if it's still not green
>>526328187Souveräne natürliche Personen des Deutschen Reiches in den Grenzen von 1914 nach der Haager Landkriegsordnung
>>526320485I didn't put the demons in Ireland, I just make shitty jokes about them.
>>526318718Opening Google Street View is enough to conduct recon operations.What really happened>Trumps says "Be at the Greenland coordinates at 9pm">Germany shows up
the 44 hour presence was what they where tasked to do.
>>526319802>a simple phone call>Can you confirm Trump is a big liar and also very mean?>Ahh fo shure bossman. I see no China here even though China good they still not here at the Gleenrand
>>526319578there is also ice jorje, alot of ice
>>526318718>Send a dozen guys>For a sleep over>In greenland>Hohoho Herr Trump we are deploying to Greenland>The Famous German Humour >Your country now has 10% Tariffs>Your country now has to support USA taking over Greenland>You're going to get stuck with 25% Tariffs>You're going to get nato dissolved>You're still full of brown rapists>You still hate your own citizensOh Oh Oh, Very Drole Germany.
>>526318594EU is so fucking cringe sigh
>>526321048>>526321273Be stupid somewhere else swededouche.
>>526321557KEK>>526326402>You lot act like>everyone sends you mutts packing from your military basesWhen are you going back to china, chang?
>>526318719Feers rike home, man.
>>526318718Kekked and expect(ed).
At least they aren't speaking German
>>526318594Now the EU has to leave their troops there, or they look like the pussies. How long will they keep them there? Maybe 2 weeks.
Germany can’t afford two weeks at a hotel
>>526319711Only during Quidditch practice.
