>Donald, look at the screen! We’re spending more on interest than our entire defense budget! You’re [cha-ching]ing kidding me!>Caleb, you’re very high-energy. But these are pennies. We have the best debt. It’s a big, beautiful balance sheet. People can’t get enough of it.>They love it because we’re paying them a fortune to hold it! You added $8 trillion to the debt. Deficits way higher than Obama’s second term! You were [cha-ching]ing money into a black hole!>Fake numbers. Obama was low-energy. We had to spend money to make money. When you build a skyscraper, you take a loan. I built a skyscraper of an economy.>You built it out of unfunded tax cuts! It’s like buying a Ferrari on a 24% APR credit card. We’re in a crisis! What’s the plan? You going to get a job at Taco Bell to pay this off?>Too much sodium. We’ll just grow our way out. I’ve negotiated debt my whole life. I’m the king of debt. I love it.>You can’t 'negotiate' the full faith and credit of the U.S.! This isn’t a [cha-ching]ing Atlantic City casino! If the world stops trusting our debt, we won't be able to just print [cha-ching]ing paper to buy toys and oil. Americans will wake up 50% poorer overnight!>The dollar is the greatest brand in history. It’s like 'Trump' but with better paper. People want it because I’m the one behind it. You’re stressed, Caleb. Get a Diet Coke. It's numbers on a screen. Your screen is too small, by the way.>It’s not about the screen! Think about Barron! Think about your grandkids! You are [cha-ching]ing away their entire future just so you can feel rich today! They’re the ones who have to pay for this.
