Ah yes — the Americans, once again mistaking the entire planet for a clearance aisle at Walmart, waddling up to Greenland like, “How much for the big ice one?” The sheer audacity is almost performance art: a nation that can’t even agree on healthcare yet somehow believes it’s entitled to purchase entire civilizations like they’re add-ons in a video game. Meanwhile, Europe — luminous beacon of enlightened diplomacy, refined values, and superior moral posture — stands calmly and gracefully, protecting Greenland from the greasy, loud, bargain-hunting claws of late-stage Yankee consumer imperialism.Because unlike the United States — addicted to fast food geopolitics, toddler-level tantrums, and “freedom” defined exclusively as doing whatever is loudest — Europe understands community. Europe understands responsibility. Europe understands that you don’t “buy” a land; you cherish it, respect it, and most importantly, you use it as a symbol to prove you’re better than Americans in every conceivable way. So yes, cope harder, Uncle Sam: Greenland isn’t your next purchase… it’s Europe’s newest enlightened cause!
>>526331150Why are Euros such faggots, bros?
>>526331226they dont do that in germany
>>526331226only vpn users wear memeflags, he's not european
>>526331150I can't wait for the normiesphere Europoor seething that will be set off when we get control of Greenland.
>>526331150What are Euro Timmies are gonna do?Putin took your Crimea.Trump would take your Greenland.Dealt with it.
>>526331510Listen… I didn’t choose the Euro flag.The Euro flag chose me.While some people are out here treating geopolitics like a WWE storyline, I’m standing for something bigger. Something older. Something more enlightened:>International community> Rule-based order>Multilateral vibes>The sacred concept of “allies”> Not embarrassing ourselves on the world stage like it’s a livestreamI fly it because I believe the world works better when nations cooperate instead of screaming “ME FIRST” like a toddler in a supermarket.
Those that will usher you to the smouldering pit prefer your scenery and civilization and have no need for you. The US tried. Best of luck. Don't call us screaming. We will not answer you.
>>526332059I can't wait for a lot of things that won't happen either
