No more ALDIs for you!
america actually can feed itself. and im not saying that as a delusional pro-america thing. its just true. america produces basically all its own food and makes so much surplus too.
>>526337370We have like 5 different kinds of Aldis already.
>>526337370ass hurt mutts incoming
>>526337370picrel
>>526337703>makes so much surplus too.We know, fatty
>>526337370Good.
>>526337909gtfo eurokurxanistanifags
Aldi* but yeah, sure.
Buttblasted burgers
>>526337370nuts, we'll just have to keep getting our groceries at Wal-Mart
>>526337370lol a shit car to take care of. nothing of value lost
>>526337370I hope not. Aldi is top tier. Love getting lamb roasts from Aldi and also they often have spaetzle (and sometimes when I’m lucky they have Geki ramen). Also like their produce. Non gmo. I genuinely don’t get the Greenland autism. Trumps retarded
>>526337370>>526338392Part of ALDI's concept, like any other german diskont is to produce and source locally / regionally. ALDI in the US will hardly suffer from tariffs except for the one shelf of European imports they pack for novelty and vice versa.
>>526338617Good. Now that you mention it I think picrel has to be locally produced. My favorite thing my wife makes is lamb roast and potatoes. She has it down to an art. Tastes almost like rack of lamb the way she makes it. I do like the German items tho. But that’s a minor thing. Maybe if they don’t get as many European items they’ll start stocking Geki again so I don’t have to buy it on Amazon
>>526338863Oops picrel is actually the one I like
>>526338015>He mad>You will never see him again>Kicked his ass literally AHAHAHAHAHA
>>526337370We run a large trade deficit with the eurofaggots. This will hurt them a lot more than us.
Groceries: Cheaper
>>526337370They are fine slurping the chemical slops and steroid goyfeeds. La creturas are immune by now.
>>526339060>noo you can't sell us real things for our fake money>you'll suffer for this!!!Lol. I honestly hope Europe dumps their dollar bonds
>>526339060This will hurt both of us equally. I don't know why we have to play these retarded games that will only hurt consumers in an economically challenging time like this to begin with over an island the US already has established early warning systems and military bases on.It's not like either of us is experiencing a golden age right now. I'd rather see us working together to fuck with the chinks and ziggers some more.
>>526338347You're thinking of Audi, retard.
>>526339401Yep. Steroid goyslop. What the mutt forces will be doing after they stomp your asses so hard and rape you afterwards. Russian zigger style. You literally have no idea what America is going to do to all of you eurofags.
>>526337775divide and conquer
>>526337370What do average americans even buy from Europe? There is a market of luxuary items for small % of burgers but these people don't care if something gets more expensive.
>>526337370Cool, we'll see your sad fake money bills and raise you those by 666,666%. Enjoy still sucking Russian oil teets.
>>526337370We cant afford this shit. EU lefty elites are destroying us all.
>>526337829Type that without crying
>>526338015I was waiting for him to run into some pillar or something.
Lidl > Aldi
>>526339469If it isn't a big deal then why not just sell it for double Denmark's GDP? It's not like you had any big plans for it besides letting China fund an Independent Greenland movement so they can start Belt and Road-ing the Arctic.
We will seize all lidl’s and aldi’s like we will greenland, for national security reasons ;)
>>526337370OH, hey, it's the vatnig doing his mandated US-Euro D&C threads GRU/FSB told their shills to spam on /pol/... Can you faggots be any more obvious? You can tell it's all the vatnigs shills because /chug/ is slow as shit and not getting bumped because your boss has you spamming US-Euro D&C threads instead of keeping /chug/ alive and active at the top of the catalog. Also, give proof. A jeet/paki on twatter isn't proof of shit.
>>526337370I drive Ford, idiot
>>526340568I'm all for letting the country that owns it decide. Be that Greenland or Denmark. As far as I can tell they both declined so the next sensible move would be to find a deal allowing the US to pursue their security interest regardless of ownership instead of escalating into a retarded tradewar.
>>526337370Please Europe punish Orange Daddy. He has to learn. I'll manage.
>>526338392Why don't Americans eat more lamb.
>>526337370We do not want aldi, they should go back to germany.
>>526337370america makes so much food we literally add it to gasoline, burn it for energy in power plants, and bury it fertilize soil
>>526340568What would be the point of doubling the GDP for one year? It is a retarded way to look at it.
>>526337370Aldi is the shittiest grocery store I've ever been to. I hope they all close down so we can use the building space for things that are more productive.
>>526341100He's American.
>>526339469>I don't know why we have to play these retarded gamesYes, you do. It's the same group responsible for all the reprehensible shit in the world.
>>526337703Why are my fellow Americans so bad at simple economics?Yes, we produce a surplus of food, because we export it. That's how farmers make their livelihood, selling it to the open market. There's only a finite amount of demand here. You stop the US from exporting. Prices for food falls, SHORT TERM. Farmers on the other hand can no longer make the money they made before. Their investments fail and their forced to sell their farms to corporate owned farms. Once the amount of farms falls to domestic supply, prices go back to their regular, except we're back at a subsistence level owned by corporations. That's on the same economic level as most African countries.The most accurate analog to what MAGA wants is Juche:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juche
>>526337370oh noes, perish the thoughtwhatever shall we do without brie & camembert ?!everybody knows burgers don't know how to make cheese
>>526340346(YOU)
Cheap food is not a problem but Trumps wives will freak out when the Ozempic gets blocked
>>526341375Instead of your retarded doom and gloom I see a beautiful future. America will no longer sell excess produce and the farmers will go bankrupt, but we citizens shall be given homesteads and we shall feed ourselves. No need for trade or barter if a man can grow in abundance with the Grace of God, no more is needed.
>>526340947I agree with you, Trump is hellbent on escalating at any cost so though, so I guess the ball is in your court.>>526341100So then make a reasonable counter offer instead of whatever retardation the past 3 days have been.
>>526337370Why are euros taxing their own citizens?HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
>>52634151110 trillion dollars and an iPod Touch 2G
>>526341781Best I can do is a roll of quarters and a turquoise Ipod nano.
>>526341375Oh boo hoo we wont starve and the rest of the world can eat shit
>>526337370>white countries fighting white countriesWe need to solution this fucking kike problem!
>>526341489>we citizens shall be given homesteads and we shall feed ourselves. No need for trade or barter if a man can grow in abundance with the Grace of God, no more is needed.If you want that lifestyle, Africa is a plane ride away. It's land is cheap and fertile and you can do as much subsistence farming (what you're describing) as God allows you. Of course you won't have beaners to tend to your land, so you would have to dedicate 100% of your time to farming.>>526342037Unless a natural disaster hits, then we wouldn't be able to feed ourselves buying from the international market, since you know...we told them to fuck off. Think Florida and Texas getting their fields hit by hurricanes, or California getting hit by droughts and wildfires.
>>526343858>Unless a natural disaster hits, then we wouldn't be able to feed ourselves buying from the international market, since you know...we told them to fuck off. Think Florida and Texas getting their fields hit by hurricanes, or California getting hit by droughts and wildfires.Oh no, we might actually have to act like a country that takes care of each other during times of trouble instead of a international economic zone dependent on the good will of foreign countries. The horror.
>>526341511>Trump is hellbent on escalating at any cost so though, so I guess the ball is in your court.So let him escalate. He's got three years left, probably one until the end of this year before he becomes a lame duck. Once he's gone this retarded Greenland acquisition obsession is over.
>>526341489>we shall be givenlollmao
>>526344747If you honestly think Greenland is a uniquely Trump thing and he isn't just the chosen negotiator of the US national security apparatus which has had the acquisition of Greenland on the table for decades now, I have nothing to say to you.
>>526337370tax and tariff the shit out of aldi products, give the money to ethnic germans
>>526337370Completely made-up number lmao kek yuropoors can't do shit to us. Their entire economy is based on Uberjeets and Deliverpoo
>>526341489>I see no problem with Soviet style collectivisationKill yourself
>>526344010>Yes we will turn to Soviet-style redistribution of land where every working man gets the redistributed land of the landowners>We're doing this to own the libs, and it's worked wonders in Zimbabwe and other prosperous African countries
>>526345018>give the money to ethnic germansnice fantasy
lollmaolmfao even
>>526337370There are already people starving. Our country is going to turn into North Korea.
>>526337703We can't because investors keep burning all the farms down for insurance money.
>>526349606Is one piece of chicken and a tortilla too good for you?
>>526337370We print that in a single day kek. Maybe try selling the entirety of your US Treasuries. That would actually work. >gg ez nore
>>526349485I never said any of that. If you don't think America is capable of feeding it's own population without resorting to Soviet redistribution then you should spend some time learning about modern industrial agriculture.
>does nothing>opposition implodes
>>526337370Never even seen an ALDIS
>>526337703>burgers eating onions meant for exportpottery(I hope it doesn't get replaced by based)
>>526350158DAMMIT I DO NOT MEAN ONIONS
>>526340568>If it isn't a big deal then why not just sell it for double Denmark's GDP?In physical gold or freshly printed monopoly money that is instantly worth less because you just printed a fuck massive amount?
>>526350247That is one example of how the climate support is a lie. Countries export their own food and ship it all over the globe when they can instead feed their own people with it. For example onions are grown in the USA but all the onions on shelves are grown in other countries. So instead of reducing shipping costs and fuel usage to sell domestic onions, USA onions are shipped all over the globe so USA can eat onions grown in some other country.
>>526350357Ok, then you concede it's just a matter of price, and in principle there is nothing objectionable about selling Greenland to the US?
>>526337703>all its own foodgoyslop is not food
>>526337370based
>>526350459Yeah I'm still in awe over how fake and gay things had to get for it to be cheaper to import onions from across the ocean, while the opposite is true for wherever your onions are going. The humble onion has simply been through enough and it's high time we collectively do something about it.
How many years will it take Europe to understand they're weak and irrelevant on the world stage? they're not even powers anymore.
>>526338015kek I watched this 30 times
>>526341489>we citizens shall be givencool it with the antisemitism, that land rightfully belongs to the jews
>>526350158>>526350247
>>526338015based, kick all europeans
>>526350158>>526350247NEWFAG aka NEOHOMO
>>526337370Grocery Outlet is better than Aldi in every way.
>>526337370Europe gets 1000% tarrifs now.If European families don't want to starve, then they must overthrow their cucked governments.
>>526350522I'm not conceding anything, it was just a question. One that you don't seem to have an answer to.
>>526341375Nah, I have a garden and will just expand my potato farm, might start an indoor shrimp farm, and keep raising ducks
>>526337370Wait, countries around the world impose tariffs on the US? I thought only orange man did the tariff thing. How is this legal?
>>526352498Why don't you fuck off out of our discussions chink?
>>526341377We Americans have a fine cheese industry.
>>526352498I don't have an answer because I'm not the one negotiating. The fact is an offer was made and instead of acting rationally, accepting the position they're in, and making any attempt at a counter offer, they decided to respond with the retardation of the past 3 days.
>>526337370But tariffs are a tax on your own citizens! Only orange man is dumb enough to do it!!
>>526339469They are doing a military buildup against Russia and China. The Greenland psy-op is so they can hide it by pretending they are targeting each other.
>>526337775*had
>>526339959Machine tools, specialty chemicals, pharmaceuticals. We also buy food from all over the world -- we don't need it, but we like it.US and Europe mostly participate in the good kind of international trade. They are similar societies with fairly similar rules, so you don't have one undercutting the other, it's just beneficial products that both benefit from.
>>526337370Aldi is where the pours shop for food, Farewell is the White mans grocer retard.
>>526337370Oh NO not ALDI !!!!What are the burgers gonna do without ALDI!!?!!kek
>>526352469Damn son, it's not that easy to overthrow governments
>>526337370Oh no. I can't think of anything that I need or really care about that comes from Europe.
>>526341375This can also happen by passing any green laws that make farming too of a hassle, like they are doing here in eu.farmers cannot keep up with the sheer demand of requirements.they sell their farms,big corpos buy the farm as they can make the best offers,big corpos eventually own lots of farms,big corpos leave many of their farms empty or repurpose them,big corpos create artificial scarcity,produces are scarce, hence the price goes up.but it does not end hereoh no the scarcity! there is not enough produce!third world country come to the rescue!third world country makes many new big farmsa chinese conglomerate builds another big ship to sent produces herethird world country make big bucks selling those producespoliticians of third world country now have a vested interest that this market stay upPoliticians of third world country bribe our politicians to keep this market uppoliticians support green cause on the international sceneour politicians get bribes and propaganda in their favor,*third world country politicians and big corpors double-dip from created scarcity and an artificially created market*what does it mean propaganda in their favor? if somebody else is elected and removes the green deal crap, which in theory would benefit the people, in reality, the big corpos that own the farms won't start producing, they will maintain the artificial scarcity, at the same time the third world country cuts the exports strategically.this causes the price of groceries to skyrocket, and this reduces the popularity of the politician that try to cut this scheme.eventually the politician loses, or caves to the big corpos/schemer. winning only comes through attrition or by going authoritarian or by getting influence over the third world country or another one to soften attrition
>>526337370America's Broke AlreadyWe're running for all the PetroStates before the StockMarket notices.
>>526353490Machine tools. Lol. No one in europe does real work.
>>526353802I guess you won't need medication, aeroplanes and industrial machinery then.
God Aldi's is such a shit supermarket. was in there yesterday, no selection and nothing good. I'll stick with Food Lion/Giant/Safeway thank you
>>526337370noooooooo we just paid off the debt!!!!https://x.com/MrWhiplash_/status/2011572880048603186how can we be starving?!?!?!
>>526353633That's the point of an Aldi
>>526337370Alsi is mislabeled dog shit
>93 billion EUROSLol. What is that, like $2000 US Dollars lmao
>>526338015fake obv
>>526337370Europe is a little faggotIt will be GAPED
>>526337370we've been training for this moment for years, generations.
>>526337370Anything good at Aldi is locally sourced.
>>526339469>memeflagYou're Indian
>>526352936You see mutt, that is what a concession looks like.
>>526352958Art of the deal, innit?
>>526355874Indeed, it's certainly worked out well for them so far.
>>526355947>so far
>>526341375Don’t worry my fellow mystery meat mutt. When JewMerica (Return of the Soviet Union) sees farms increasing prices to recoup costs, our pedophilic masters will just make it a law that food cannot be expensive. They’ll then print money from their cauldron in the Fiat School of Jewery until every has enough to buy this newly made cheap food.
>>526356531I wasn't being sarcastic. The EU has extremely competent leadership, and the Greenland situation is just another example.
>>526337370Never seen an ALDI once in 40 years, live in PNW. Also invading Greenland is stupid.
>>526337370America is the largest food exporter on the planet. While we do import some foods, it's largely off-season produce and luxury items.It's funny to watch the shills like OP humiliate themselves with their FULL RETARD takes though.
Funnily enough food quality will raise in the USA temporarily, because they export all the best stuff for profit and sell the garbage to their own citizens (everyone does this). So while farmers are panicking because their main source of income evaporated and they desperately sell to their own people at a reduced rate to stop the farm going belly up they'll get a short taste of premium food before the farms either go belly up or get sociali-er, subsidised on the taxpayers dime. It'll be a fun little 1-2 whammy to watch.
>>526357899Allowing people to eat real food is antisemitic.
