>>526338017BASED
Tree fiddy. Last offer
>>526338017what does this have to do with the neanderthal mutts (jews) causing all the trouble?
>>526338017I fuck Morgan’s wife in the ass, but I don’t let him watch
>>526338017Sure that'll be 300 trillion dollars
>>526338017as usual a jew speaks for the anglo
>>526338017Anon doesn't understand shitposts
>>526338017>We should buy the…>awwwww…. Neeeeeevermind….>too bad :(
>you can’t afford us Lmao you can’t afford planes for your aircraft carrier
>>526338017>Europeans go one hour without saying retarded whataboutisms or no u challenge >difficulty impossible
>>526338017the problem here is the EU doesnt have enough capital for this purchase
>people can't appreciate banterOh well
>>526338017He already got fucked up by trumps goons and had his little dog shoved up his ass kek
>>526338017Can't stand piers but it's pretty funny watching Americans crying and seething over it. Lol.
>>526338141Takes less than 10 seconds to create on a computer. You sure you wanna make this deal?
I'm ironing my redcoat as we speak.
>>526338449The problem is Americans can't see sarcasm if it's 2 inches in front of them.
>>526338017US never paid money for its independence, repurchase what wasn't paid?US first must PAY then UK can repurchase it, also because UK can't afford to right now.
>>526338449US has more debt than value, we're not bailing you out
>>526338202>too bad :(What do you mean "too bad"? If you subtract the debt it's net negative. Mutts should pay us to take their country.
>>526338017fuck off Louisiana is ours
Let's be real:When the UK fights wars, we fight actual, proper enemies.When was the last time the US fought a proper enemy that could fight back? 1812? And they got their shit burnt down. BITCH.
>>526338088or what?
>>526338088You must take all the American niggers and put them in both London and city of London as part of the offer.
>>526338746They didn't even win the last war with us. It was considered a tie. They get fucking ruined too.
>>526338017they dont even have the military to handle all that land though??
Britain doesnt have 5% of the money for that. America actually put 400 billion on the table, nice larp. Its cute really, nice coping larp from a former superpower.
>>526338746iraq, who got folded in a couple weeks
>>526338017England couldn’t afford North Dakota
With what money? Fucking pebbles?
>>526338657Benny Hill was the last funny British person
>>526338699>Uh oh! We erased US debt and now our country has no money… oopsie!Guess you’re fucked no matter what. :/
>>526338755I'll put my boot up yer arse ya cheeky scamp.
Didn't the British try to implement totalitarian internet content monitoring laws just recently? Why are they so concerned about the freedoms of Greenlanders over their own people???
>>526338017Awesome. At the end of the day, piers won against fuentes. When catholicism was brought up, fuentes crumbled.
>>526338017>Refuse to hold their island against hostile invaders that are backed by their own government.>Makes some shitpost about a "repurchase" of the United States, beyond just the original thirteen colonies.Yes, the United States is your real problem and enemy, not your own cops on horseback riding at their own citizens, who are protesting their people's children being stabbed to death by foreign invaders, while the police are flanked with support from foreign invaders already living in, and leeching off of, your nation. You really got us with that one, piers.
Wont do shit
>>526338936Says the people winging and moaning for help after the bombing of london in 1941
>>526338657British sarcasm defense is just an alternate flavor of >I was only pretending to be retarded
not so fasthttps://x.com/MrWhiplash_/status/2011572880048603186
>>526338017he’s still butthurt about being danced on by spic fuentes
>>526338645Yeah you actually have to have the money you can't just write "i have 300 trillion dollars lol"
they dont have the money it all went to pakis
>>526338141>we pay the u.s 300 trillion then take the u.s now we owe ourselves Art of the deal
>>526338645Payable in gold, queer
>>526338017Is his wife for sale too?
>>526338088Sold!Gimme the three dollars, I can buy me some maccas from that.
>>526338017The US didn't purchase the colonies from Britain. We stole them fair and square. International law says Britain's only option is to steal them back. France has a leg to stand on since we bought Louisiana outright. Mexico is more complicated, since we stole California from them, but then paid them for it.
>>526339216They're still trying, and haven't backed down from using Estonia's digital ID as an example of a successful digital ID system that they want to copy despite Estonia's digital ID system getting hacked and 3/4 of their entire population's data being leaked onto the dark web.
>>526339004A small figure compared to their national debt.
>>526339304You actually belive piers was being genuine here didn't you? Lol.
>>526339097beads
>>526338017Idiot trump started this rhetoric. Let it ride I suppose
Man imagine buying the US and having to deal with all of their retarded mutts.They should just use it as a prison colony.
>>526338017We already fought and won a war over this piers you race traitor cuck.
>>526339706>I bet you really thought he said something completely retarded because he is retarded!>Joke's on you!
>>526338017>>526338141you know that the rothschilds already own both the us and the uk?
>>526339514Jesus Christ, dude, at the very least, she could at least have a little class and be discreet out of respect for her husband and their family. Or just not be a cheating whore.
>>526338759this, to be desu with you
>>526339911Its the most expensive country in the world. You couldnt buy it, not even the mountain jew
>>526339911We are tryin
>>526339194you will do shit, like always.
>>526339987my dear nigger, this is embarrassing, just stop
>>526340505Worry not friend, it was merely sarcasm.
>>526339997Yeah its crazy,of course Piers is a massive cuck and a weak soullless bugman,that bitch really is something,she even shittalks him in her interviews whenever she gets the chance. So embarassing.
>>526338202Bitch your country is 34 trillion in debt. You're so poor you literally need to pay back 34 trillion just so you're back at having nothing. I would listen to the brit if I were you
>>526341239i hear germans like moneyzmoney, u like?ciadotgov4sjwlzihbbgxnqg3xiyrg7so2r2o3lt5wz5ypk4sxyjstad.onionmaybe take that trip to Monaco or buy a BMW M3 finally
>>526338017damn, why is the UK always so eager to import more shitskins?
You couldn't afford us bby
>>526338017How do you repurchase something you lost in a war?Bongs and specially Morgan are retarded.
>>526340882Even worse, they have a daughter together. I genuinely don't really care what degenerate shit consenting people get up to between each other privately, but what his wife is doing is just gross and wrong when there's children between them, and a complete disregard for their child and her future. As snarky as piers can get with people, I'm surprised no one has gotten pissed and thrown it in his face just for lols.
>>526338141send me the bill
>>526341750:)is he offering the money to Russia?leftists are women. they don't understand a two parameter function.
>>526338017What's the caste system like in UK? Will I be elevated to higher status?
>America Trying to buy Greenland, Euros pissing and shitting themselves over this.>China literally stealing most of Africa: No one bats an eye. Forget TDS, the world has America Derangement Syndrome.
>>526338519i wonder how long he had to wait on the NHS
America is investigating the genocide.ciadotgov4sjwlzihbbgxnqg3xiyrg7so2r2o3lt5wz5ypk4sxyjstad.onioni know u kikes like money
>>526341239>You're so poor you literally need to pay back 34 trillionWe don't have to pay back anything. We can pay you back in bullets, though.
>>526342096Because retards reason out that China is building up the infrastructure of African nations primarily for the benefit of Africans, and not for the real reason of building up infrastructure to make resource extraction easier for the Chinese. This is somehow different from wypipo colonizing Africa in their minds, despite it being virtually the same thing (and they think real life is like Tonka trucks in a sandbox and trucks go brr across any fucked terrain, and don't realize how much work goes into prepping many job sites before the job even begins).
>>526338017>pierre Morgan Kek
>>526338746>>526338936bizarre cope but im sure the romans said something similar when they lost half their empire
>>526338017Hope he doesnt slip and fa- HAHAHAHAHA
>>526338746>>526338936>invade former colony>claim to be world's most powerful military>fail invasion>brag about this 200 years laterKek ok retards.Bitch all you want, but we have more military accomplishments than you, or any country, the last 100 or so years.
>>526338017dope; that'll be one hundred and fifty nonillion dollars, mister morgan.
>>526339998did you just motherclucking DESU on my god damn anime forum? Oh you're gonna get it now, buddy. Come over here so I can cook up tonight's chef special: a double serving knuckle sandwich! I'll fix your overbite in a single punch. Sleep with one eye open, buddy.
>>526338657Sarcasm can still be dumb and cringe, Mohammed.
>>526342237A&E is usually quite fast. It's appointments that get delayed because that know that 90% of people claiming they're sick aren't.
>>526342052Is that random, or is it some type of old-school bee suit?
>>526342711The British prefer to gloat about burning the white house as an own, while ignoring that it was in retaliation for their professional military getting its shit pushed in much more than it should have by a fledgling nation who didn't even have support from their New England states, because they were threatening secession over the war and refusing to raise any men or materials for the war.
>>526343686The mind of a the modern brit is truly fascinating.Also relevanthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__uFnEMJqjg
>>526339376>He thinks money is real
>>526338202Factor in the US national debt and things don't looks so good.
>>52634123934 trillion you cant afford...
>>526338017 The UK is dirt poor with zero influence though, so this doesn't even work as a joke.
>>526342650Just pointing it out and reminding you that the USA doesn't have a great track record when it comes to wars and invasions.
>>526341239You know debt increases enterprise value? Do they not teach finance in Europe?
>>526346401Piers isn't very smart. The joke falls flat on its arse from the get go but mutts reactions to it is kinda wild.
>>526338017You can't afford it pierce cuckhuman
The UK couldn't even purchase Gibraltar
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>526346495We're held back by optics cucks.
>>526338017but all the kikes are moving from uk to usa
>>526338017>TFW if you gave Trump $10 trillion personally he would try to sell his own country
>>526338017HAHAHAH stupid fucking tea drinker bitch. Go be a good britstan man and be a self hating alcoholic. You cant even pretend to be a paper tiger you absolute buckbroken britbitches
>>526338017This would be funny if the UK had any money, or even a reserve currency, but it only has niggers and jeets and paki rape gangs.
>>526347159the 45 trillion got over? what???
>>526338657Nobody buys the "British wit" thing anymore. Just because you act smarmy and queer while saying retarded shit doesn't make it clever
>>526338017 B A S E D
>>526338657Jimmy Carr is literally the only funny British person of any relevance.
>>526347319British humor was never funny. It's just reddit tier poop and fart jokes spoken in retard english
>>526338017lmao, If you're not American, ignore my post, you'll just seethe anyway. For American Zoomers, you don't realize that early era of myspace internet gaming was chock full of eurofags (australian/nz, and canadian too) CONSTANTLY shitting on us about EVERYTHING. Kinda like /pol/ I guess, but eurofag media still pretends it's 2005 and they're not up to their tits in Mohammeds.You basically could not exist as an American online without some Eurofag/commonwealth dog fucker screaming about free state shit like healthcare and college. This is an ultimate vengeance, and I admit I shit on zoomers a lot because I work IT and you guys are fucking retarded due to app culture, but I appreciate your nonchalance about non-American opinions, because ultimately your average eurofag lives in an apartment hovel and will do so until he dies and the government confiscates his rugs and cuckoo clock collection, and ultimately when there's a dagger at their neck, they have ZERO power to counter it.Love our shared euro histrory by blood, but I have been convinced in the last 15 years that the Europeans of heart, faith, and will left to settle the Americas and those left behind are just peasant brained retards willing to suck down any propaganda versus facing any sort of social discomfort; and currently they can't even face the reality we've been trying to warn them of for the past 2 decades.
>>526347814euros BTFO, is this what is called "Savage"?
>>526347814This back in the day /b/ (I ashamed to admit that I am old enough to have browsed when it was semi-relevant) there was always some baseline anti-America thread. I mean this was the Bush era so it was pretty easy pickings, but still.
>>526338141my quaint forest cottage and property is not included by the way
The English have nothing to do with Greenland. They are offended on behalf of Denmark meanwhile their country is being flooded with retarded blacks and pakis and their people get sent to jail for pointing it out. They should worry about that.
>>526338017Impotent posturing by a cuck.
>>526348309>bush-eraYeah, that time period. I played a lot of WoW, CS, and a bunch of other games, and we were inundated with non-Americans turning inside out about healthcare and free shit. However bad our millennials are getting shit on, the euro ones make the average 36 year old white libshit in America look like Goebbels. Essentially if you treat current geopolitics like a game of AoE2, you quickly realize that eurofags have a limited amount of time to assert their will or they'll cease to exist. They have no resources of value (outside of Russia), and no ability to push anything, so all their gay media figures and politicians are trying to empower a bunch of rhetoric like they still have empires and they don't. It's cringe, and the concept of European military power resisting American power is absurd. Their blind pride has made them fools of theirselves, and I do really wish they'd get their shit together. More likely they'll just post mutt memes at me.That said, eastern europe still has some culture in it, and Brno and Warsaw feel like white paradise over Paris or London. Not even memeing I work international business and eastern europe is pretty sick. Eastern euros, my drunk rants aren't directed at you (yet), Don't follow the suicidal retardation of North/West Europe.
>>526348619yeah but greenland is still not for saleyou should worry about minnesota instead
>>526347814Some Ukrainians are based, I've noticed they don't care about the Eu's dilemma in Greenland lol
>>526338017I don't think the UK has enough money or power to purchase a box of CO OP 99 tea now
>>526342237>NHShe will be in a NHS hospital but he will have paid for private healthcare so will have been rushed to the top of the list and got surgery straightaway
>>526338017Okay, get the $500t together to pay $1m+ to each American plus ongoing yield guarantees.
>>526347814This guy remembers
>>526350055they should have bought bitcoin with our stolen $45 trillion back in 1947, they would have had 500 trillion now.
>>526338017I seem to recall a certain rebellion among the colonists which dominoed into the total and complete collapse of a once goblal empire.Maybe they should worry about reclaiming their tiny island from the jeets first. Start small, work their way up.
>>526338017I will fuck you and your inbred royal family if you come any where near my country.
>>526339396No, you owe the bank you contracted to print the money for you. You'll be in debt to the kikes for the next thousand generations.
>>526338017kek based
>>526338017a like when cuckolds seethe about non cucks
>>526338017I would accept these terms, but only if I also receive>An L8A5>A SMLE Number 1 Mark 3>A proime 10/10 curvaceous bri'ish hag in her late 20s to early 30s, must be racist and slightly cringe >A WW2 British officer beret (Real)>A lifetime supply of free pints at da local pub>Keep your muslims over there and dont bring them over here and take our own muslims and africans since you love them so muchDeal?
