why do you smoke goynip?
>>526339684So it doesn't hurt when I dilate my bonus hole.
the best is when you're driving super stoned and you completely forget where you are and where you're going. everything looks like africa and you freak out
>>526339684Beer started tasting too sweet instead of causing my throat to bleed
>>526340133Maybe it wasn't beer
Hello 1pbtid faggot OP
>>526339684Weed is actually harrmless compared to alcohol
>>526340235answer the question you useless faggot
>>526339684I actually have smoked Catnip before because it does get you slightly high
>>526339684because life is a nonstop fucking nightmare and I need to take the edge off at the end of the day, as humans have been doing for literally all of recorded history
>answer the question you useless faggotAnswer it yourself, 2pbtid faggot.
>>526339684I friggin love weed dude
>>526340373i don’t pajeet
>>526340212epic
>>526340420>420checked
>>526339684Because it makes music magical
>>526340281>Weed is actually harrmless compared to alcohol
>i don’t pajeetIs that a verb, 3pbtid ESL faggot?
>>526339684afternoon rabbi. the goynip arc is pretty funny to watch, though.
>>526339684Because I like being high. It makes mundane things more enjoyable, and my life is full of mundane things.
I take the gummie goynipsIts pretty chill
my father and his father all drank till the day they died and they were the healthiest people i know. fun fact: NONE of them smoked weed! they all rolled their own tobacco.
>>526340281Not to mention alcoholics are insufferable.
>>526339684Modern weed is too strong, man. I bought some stuff from a delivery service and rolled a couple of joints to take to a psytrance party. I had some drinks and smoked a joint. Then I saw a couple playing around wrestling or something and I thought the guy was beating up the girl. I walked up to him and punched him in the face and then apologized and left the party.Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.
>>526341264a bunch of christkike miggers from Alabama. am I right?
>>526340281>>526341097>>526341336Both are crap for losers.t.sober sally
>>526339684because life is unbearable sober
>>526339684Because you kikes keep making this thread, which tells me that weed is actually good, otherwise you wouldn't be spamming the board with this shit everyday. Pretty sure the only reason it was legalized was an attempt at well-poisoning it or somehow redirecting stoners. The renewed campaign against it tells me your kikery failed and weed won.
>>526341451we are true white Appalachians.
>>526341491do you practice semen retention? abstaining from all forms of ejaculation?then you can't be tru-sober. Cooming is one of the strongest drugs there is.Even more laughable if you masturbate/watch porn.
>>526339684WHOA... DUDE BRO... BRO DUDE... I THINK MY MIIINDS LIKE... EXPAAANDING... THIS IS SOME GOOD SHIT MAAAN...
>>526339684it's keeps me tolerable of others and prevents violent lashing out at people better than my medical grade goy tablets ever did. plus I'm a plumber and it helps my focus.
>>526340053I’ve found that this only happens in certain countries that have ape nigger populations
WHOA-HO-HO-HOOOO! THE OLD DUDE'S LIKE, A STONER TOO! THAT'S MAD BRUH! WHAT A COOL OLD DUDE!
>>526341755i dont watch porn, no.
THOSE DUDES ARE LEEEGEEEENDS BRO, THEY BLAZE LIKE, SOOO MUCH REEFER MAAAN
>>526341871I look like this and say this
Smoking weed is gay and smells like shit.
>>526339684for the same reason that I go to the bar and have a drink. It's the only time I can get some goddamn peace and quiet for more than five minutes.
It makes living on this shit earth better
>>526339684To disassociate
>>526341755Porn is bad for you, brings masturbation beyond even common addictions like alcohol or tobacco but just masturbating, not too sure about it, if you are busy you don't even feel like doing it and if you aren't then it's a solid indicator to do more in life, rubbing one off occasionally then feels completely harmless compared to porn orgasms.
>>526339684not much else pacifies/motivates me to work 50 hours a week
>>526342427Agreed, edibles are the way
>>526342055dude, look at the flag.
>>526339684t. drinks goysip that the government sells him
>>526342427So is eating ass but that doesn't stop you faggot
