10 million dollar or a chance to jack off at this table?
I prefer to just call the OP a 1pbtid faggot, and leave it at that.
>>526343971Can I also be their waiter after I'm done jerkin it?
>>526343971Can't make a joke here I'll take dat merneh doe.
Alex is cute but he's not that cute
>>526343971Do i get to recycle my nut?Im cutting right now and dont want to deplete my nutrients
$10 million or virgin 16-year-old Syd Sween as your forever wife who loves you unconditionally and wants 12 kids?
>>526344669syd for sure, how retarded would you have to be to want the cash when it's going to lose all its value?
>>526343971Am I supposed to not pick the obvious answer? What's stopping me from taking the money and than jacking off at the table? You think id give a fuck at that point? I got kiss my ass money!
>>526343971I take money.
Is that the tranny he fucked? Forgot who told me, but someone on pol told me alex has a trans gf