>Bank of England must plan for a financial crisis triggered by aliens, says former policy expert>This stems from a letter by former Bank of England analyst Helen McCaw to Governor Andrew Bailey, advising prep for potential market turmoil if aliens are officially confirmedhttps://gizmodo.com/the-disclosure-of-aliens-could-cause-a-bitcoin-rush-former-bank-of-england-analyst-says-2000711471https://www.removepaywall.com/search?url=https://www.thetimes.com/uk/scotland/article/bank-of-england-must-prepare-for-ufo-announcement-f3mh8l9vh
>>526345120AYY LMAO
>>526345120Soon
>why does rent keep going up?>uh...aliens
>>526345120Just deport them already.
They finally perfected mrna genetic modification and crispr so they're going to take humans, switch a couple of genes to make them look scary and ugly, and then claim they are from outerspace.
Two more weeks
somethings making moves
>>526345120The aliens hate overdraft fees.
>>526345937God just dump all of these I love them. Where can I find more?Aliums just come fuck my shit up.
I love aliens!
>>526345120Probably means the banking systems going to collapse soon.
>>526346029Audibly kekd>"Who do we owe the money to Deceptacons?">"DAS RIGHT!"
>>526348339Because of silver.They cannot tell you silver caused the collapse.
>>526348339They suppress precious metal prices because its a barometer on the health of the currency and economy.
>>526349287if u say so
>>526345937I would cum non stop in her belly button in that pose, like 6 shots in a row. Then I would be too tired and sleep with my head glued on her gigantic reptilian tits. It would be very messy but I don't think that lizards care hnnnnnnghh
so I guess it'll be >financial collapse>WW3>fake aliens invasion
>>526347567alephkeller and doctordj on xitter and similar places, random occurences in adhg threads on /trash, keywords "assignment risk" and "daxy"
>>526351659what the fuck
where the ayyy pussy at?
>>526351785>you vill fuck ze lizard
it's all so confusinghttps://x.com/MrWhiplash_/status/2011572880048603186
>>526351580I swear to fuck if that schizo anon was right with his prediction I'm going to eat my own asshole
>>526345120> financial crisis triggered by aliensWhat!? Even the ayys are jews?I lost hope I didn't even know I had left.
>>526351785Iirc all of their males are extinct and they can't make anymore so they conquer planets to fuck the males
ayy lmaos don't exist. it's a psy-op.
>>526345120dope; bank of england is worthless to anyone outside of England, so...
>>526351580Would there really be a World War III if they disclose aliens though?
>>526345120They think it's going to be crazy, but it's actually going to be like this.
Maybe we are in quarantine by advanced intergalactic civilization or we are like ants compared to them. If you show ants a highway, they would not comprehend they are on one because their reality is warped in an ant perpective. Highways exist at a scale that is irrelevant to their internal models. We might as well be inside an atom. For the ant the world seems complete until you zoom out.
>>526345120People will disregard this but if banks are freaking the fuck out about aliens that means aliens are real.Banks don't freak out about global warming, but they're freaking out about aliens.IT'S.HAPPENING.FINALLY SOME GOOD SHIT.
>>526348339>>526349287>>526350483Because the whole thing is a pyramid scheme.
>>526345120>>526345422>>526345937>>526346029>>526346126>Helen McCaw served as a senior analyst in financial security at the UK’s central bank, preparing for events that could impact the economy.>She has now written to Andrew Bailey, the Bank’s governor, urging him to organise contingencies for the possibility that the White House may one day confirm we are not alone in the universe.A foid is being retarded and you think this is news?
Yeah the banking jews who run the government never thought about the (fake) ayys, sure.
>>526345120>You know they are talking about their ILLEGAL ALIENS right?Oh so they finally have recognized there's a problem?
>finally will get a viper gfFeels good man.
Gold silver and Bitcoin will end central banks. Once the Rothschild bank is gone, Israel will be gone, and the Jews will have no power.Millions of foreigners will be sent back to the countries they were brought from by Jewish NGOs.All before 2030.
>>526345120The Galfeds talk to me. You're all getting life reviews to show how retarded you all are so we can fit into the Universal community.
my body (container) is ready
>>526345120Nigger she means illegal aliens, the ruling class has confused everyone with doublespeak. You faggots don't even read your own countrymen.
>>526345120nothing ever happens chuds. bitcoin was invented by the CIA or the global deep state. they control both sides of the fiat crypto dialectic
>>526352841FKek wills it. Bet Candace reads it aloud on her show by summer
>>526352841better start taking yoga classes
>>526356858>my body (container) is ready
I WANT TO BELIEVE
>>526345120aliens made 50 million silver short contracts appear on their books
>>526349287Next step - resist tax.
>>526345120>aliens>foreigners>jewsThere you go, you fucking illiterate retard.
>>526345120This is the dumbest red herring I've ever seen. Tops covid by a long shot.
From what I know, aliens does not use money. It is an uniquely human concept. This is hardly surprising since all aliens are what we call spirits, beings that consists of sentient gas. They can wear different forms just like we wear different clothes.
>>526359765Jews=AliensJews use money, humans used to just trade goods
>>526345120Is this real?
