Chinks break world record of two orbital launches on the same day. Both end in glorious fireballs as befitting of Chinese custom.https://x.com/bxieus/status/2012898132825133121?s=57
>>526348351Don't you have kids to fuck zog pedophile?
>>526348351China is a shithole. Chinese are shit.
>>526348351Temporary set back they will sort it
liu cixin bros wwgd????
>>526348351china cant even protect venezuela lmaooo
>>526348351chinese explosions are the best
the aliexpress space race
>>526348351LMFAO it went every fucking direction other than the way it was meant to go.Implessive.
>>526348351>seething Amerimutt bugmen celebrating a launch failure of two new rocket models by two different companies in China at the same time they celebrate their shithole blowing up 10 rockets in a row as a "mission success"Talk about hubris
>>526348717>>526348740>>526348839>muttoid has to samefag half his thread with the pretentious larp as usual
>noo dont ruin my Amerimutt samefaggotry thread shilling literal Amerimutt Amerimutt glownigger botnets from Twitter with factsCry about it
>shut it downNo
>>526348839The old "Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly" is fairly common in rocketry. Space X had a few of these as well but they got though it.
>>526349170>>526349170>>526349360I understand your frustration.At least todays launches weren't as bad as the time that chinese rocket exploded and then showered a town in toxic chemicals.
>>526348413kek. I'd hide my flag in shame if I was you too
>>526349008>>526349170>>526349360>>526349410why aren't you guys allowed to show your flag? doesn't your boss realize this makes China look bad?
See you samefagging in your next thread on your night shift, glownigger
Sike
>>526348740Looks like literal hell.
>>526348351These are lessons more than failures. How many naval ships did they build this month vs the US? Thought so.>>526348839That Hydrazine and oxi looks so damn sexy.
>Glowniggers pulling out all their proxies the copeGet ready for the usual butthurt revenge slide threads flooding the catalog
>>526348351yes but can they pay denbts?https://x.com/MrWhiplash_/status/2011572880048603186
>>526349601>Look how obsessed and not glow niggery I am guise
>>526348351third world shithole and the chinks have tiny dicks lmao no wonder their women fuck foreigners
>>526349170>t.
>>526349360You are so fucking mad
>>526349601>>526349749>>526349891I'm definitely starting to understand why china struggles with innovation, you're fucking emotional wrecks every time something goes wrong.The secret to success is failure mate and most importantly how you respond to that failure. What you're doing right now is turning failure into an entirely negative thing, a shameful thing, something you want to censor and hide, and worst of all an emotional thing. The second your brain starts to fear failure you stop striving for greatness and the second you start acting like a spastic.....well cunts are just going to make fun of you LMFAO
>>526348717such sad race of tiny dicked losers and everyone in the world knows how pathetic they are
>>526348351AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! China is so weak and pathetic, it's insane. These are the guys who will invade Taiwan?
>>526348839Probably landed in some village
>>526349791You do realize muh naval ships are mostly a thing of the past right? It's all about submarines, drones, underwater and air, and air superiority
both you sound like bitter cucks
>>526348351Hahahahahabanannajajajjajajajahahahahahahahhahah GET FUCKED CHINKS
Friendly reminder that China has yet to land a single rocket, unless you count all the ones that fall onto rural villages.
>>526350495we sank both maduros subs with naval ships
>>526349891Starship is bleeding edge. Your shitcan rockets are a 30 year old design. Get it right already, chong.CHING CHONG! DING DONG! SO HUNGLY! WHERE DOG?!?!?
>>526348351this is just like my kerbal space program rockets
>>526350584double kek They have a massive desert to test these. Why the fuck are they lighting them up next to civilization.
>>526348839lmao chinks are fucking retarded
>>526350495You do realize China is building all of that and more, right?>>526350591Europe and the Americas are militarily castrated. There's no pride in taking down 3rd world hand-me-down rust buckets.
>>526348351Maybe we shouldn't worry about the chink nuclear program or them invading Taiwan as much as we currently do.
>>526350584I don’t know why you want Americans to colonize space, they’d just put niggers and McDonalds everywhere.
>>526350802We definitely shouldn't, same as with Russia attacking NATO. Never going to happen because they're a weak buck broken joke.
>>526350584Even funnier is the fact we're circumnavigating the moon in 2 weeks and china cant even exit the atmosphere lmao
>>526350889asian verbal iq strikes again
>>526349509acceptable sacrifice, chyna will grow larger.>>526349891>anyone who critizes great china is le glowie proxie samefag!gonna give us your final warning now to stop hurting the feelings of thr chinese people, chang?
>>526350770The Chinese ships will fall apart just as fast as the rockets retard
>>526350965If America put a colony on the moon, black people would be there in 50 years or less.
>>526350938But can you do this mate?
>>526348351could have gone worse - when they launched the long march back in '96 it blew up a whole fucking village
>>526348454which is what makes it so sad that they're winning right now
>>526351034k
>>526350938>china cant even exit the atmosphere lmaoThey've got a space station anon, there's three taikonauts up there right now.
America lost the Vietnam War.
>>526351027Tell Congress not to even consider the $1.5 trillion defense budget (rises to $1.7 trillion in 2028), and cancel all of Anduril's contracts and end Project Replicator. lmao.
>>526351162You do realize that this was shot in a studio on Earth right?
>>526351162Did the US astronaut end up preggers or was it a mental breakdown?
bot thread
>>526350889Any black man who gets to space isn't nigger we are like 500 years away from being at a point where we can just waste spots on spacecraft for niggers.
>>526349360FRIED RICE AHAHAHAHA
>>526351242Rather unclear at this point, who knows. Almost certainly not space-pregnant though, that would be exciting so it's not gonna be that.
>>526350192What did the t stand for? Thanks? Truly?
Argument still stands, America will put niggers on the moon before China does nothing.
>>526350638The US made its first reusable launch vehicle with the shuttle 45 years ago. It's been 45 years and nobody else can crack reusability kek.
>>526351299Massive fucking cope.
>>526348839Nigga that's an iconic Proton M launch failure from years ago. It's a classic because it was caused by some retard putting a sensor in upside downhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUhK5vnSigo
>>526349479I thought their long march is supposed to be a matured platform. NASA hasn't seen anything like this since the last space shuttle accident. The Falcon rockets are also mature enough that this no longer happens
>>526351350China is leading a consortium of """decolonized""" countries in the construction of their lunar base. I can guarantee you they will be putting congolese niggernauts on the moon.
>>526348351See all that brown gas leaking out of the rocket? It is hypergolic fuel, something like hydrazine or nitrogen tetroxide. Extremely carcinogenic. Did the rocket crash into a bunch of villagers?
>>526351354The US still doesn't know how the Soviets built titanium subs. Imagine that.
>>526351299> Niggers are 500 years away from doing X.The mutt:> I KNOW, THATS WHY WE GOTTA TAKE EM’ WITH!!
at least they're tryingmeanwhile cheetoman is pissing all his allies off and giving money to israel
>>526348351All the anti-China propaganda that tax dollars pay for is so obvious and low-IQ targeted that I have internally disabled my negative feelings in regards to China and any story I hear about them being I’ll either be judged neutral or above. The rockets probably made a beautiful sky show, reminiscent of ancient Chinese firework shows, the first firework shows to exist according to historical records, is because they didn’t spend way too much money on the rockets or recycled them like Elons rockets they land on little ocean platforms, even if not, imagine trying to make the indomitable human spirit seem like a bad thing. They are attempting to do 2 scientific wonders in one day, our government is owned by Israel and they literally blipped Charlie Kirk right on the freeway. Imagine being an individual that has to cope about China sucking ass because they aren’t trying to mindrape their own people to cull them all. Research the Chinese version of Call of Duty, it’s no longer available, but you’ll see a taste of what a Gamer Reich could accomplish. >>526349891“The China Show” is the funniest example, “it’s just a show about China: all negative” so fucking glowing, and I don’t even give a fuck abojt China I hope the dam collapses but it’s insulting to intellect the ops I see and a waste of money to make ~2000 people think China sucks every day for some reason?
>>526349791America built 3 while China built 7
>>526351499You're trying so hard itt, it's really funny.
>>526350770>There's no pride in taking down 3rd world hand-me-down rust buckets.i thought the chinese produce only the best temu tech out there? even better than america what happened?
>>526351499Probably very big rings? idk
>>526351483A 15 year old might believe that.
>>526348839so china is just russia but more subhuman and more retarded?
>>526348351Why do the powers that control this world pretend to send rockets in the air when there is anti-gravity aircraft? There is no purpose to a rocket.
>>526348351>amerishart rockets don't explode>Houston, we have a problemlollmao
>>526351232Only America fakes their space station footage.
>>5263517061. The International Lunar Research Station consortium consists of Pakistan, Venezuela, Belarus, Egypt, Nicaragua, South Africa, Thailand, Serbia, Senegal, Kazakhstan, and the UAE.2. China is not some based nazbol society, they funded the niggers in rhodesia and currently back the ANC in south africa. China is another antiwhite communist shithole filled with chinsect bugmen which should be wiped off the face of the planet
china's glazers are so funny its gonna be a treat seeing you guys do nothing when those carriers from venezuela get to iran
>>526348351Chinks always lose
>>526351392I applaud your efforts to spread the truth. There's even a note in the twitter post.Sadly, I don't think people here will care.
>>526348351>Chinese invent gunpowder>use it for 500 years to scare people defending castle walls>Europe gets hold of it>within a few decades it's being used to knock down castle wallsNothing has changed. Chinks are still making fireworks.
>>526348351>>526348839This is a Russian Proton that crashed in 2013 due to some retard installing some its flight sensors upside downhttps://youtu.be/YUhK5vnSigo?si=XLFk5A69BfCyFX76
>>526348839Its like watching real life KSP
>>526349757with sound even sohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihfSQPOf75g
>>526348351delete this faggot
>>526348351It was a Taiwanese spy that threw a silicone chip at glorious chinese space rocket and brought great devastation
>>526348351>tweet has a community note on it Top kek. Chinks always lie
Laughing at the 2 chinese failures is nice and all but lets not forget to laugh at the indian failure on the 12th, it's their 2nd PSLV failure in a row with the last successful launch being in 2024
>>526351931Hilarious reading comments on twitter from people who think they know rocketry and DON'T know this classic fuck-up.
Why are chinks so gay and weak that the only way they can ejaculate is to get a naked man to decapitate them?
Lololol xi mad at right now. What an embarrassment. Should have added more LEDs and launched at night
Proper rocket launch happening now by the way https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wj51jNQWyLY
>>526348351Man the chinks really know their fireworks
>>526352507kinda wild to think Starlink is almost at 10mil users. It should be profitable by now really.
>>526348565They just need to steal more information from us, right?
>>526348839how do you fuck up that badly? actually impressive
>>526352581It is. Starlink generates more annual revenue than NASA's budget.
>>526348351one rocket is the 3rd failure after 110 successful launches, the other is a small test rocket from a private space company. all in all not a big deal.
>>526350638>bleeding edge>never even left lower earth orbitCRINGE. keep blowing up billions in starship explosions ameriturd. everyone with IQ above 90 knows it's the chinese century. you are irrelevant.
>>526350770>China is building all of that and moreChina is mostly a soviet-weaponry military that has never fought a single war
>>526352799A doohickey was installed upside down, real answer.This fuckup was funny too, private company Astra has a not-so-good track record with launches, this one had an engine fail right away so the rocket's t/w ratio was effectively 0 until it burned through some fuel to get lighter.
>>526348351This is how I know that the reason NASA buys so much helium is because they use balloons to keep satellites up and space is fake and gay
>>526352923>it's the chinese centuryLet's see some accomplishments during this 'chinese century', midget zipperhead
>>526352923Starship has had a perfect flight test tho
>>526353218Flight 12 wen
>>526353044>5...4...3...2...1...LIFTOFF>it immediaely goes sidewayslmfao. Even top gear did a better job than some of these clowns.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbuegU1csSc
>>526353385Chinsects could neverWe also have blue origin (70% white workforce kekww)
>>526353385Very |Early February I hope. God that rocket makes me horny.
>>526348351OH NO CHINKY!!!!
>>526353539Kek, have a webm anon.>>526353727Me too anon, me too.
>>526353727Don't forget we're circumnavigating the moon in less than 2 weeks. Like I said, chinsects could NEVER
>>526351201So you admit the ships will fall apart
>>526351273So you're claiming the rockets were successful
>>526353997Just looked at the chinese lunar attempt and it seems like they are going to go straight for a lunar landing after they examine their landing spot a bit. That's not till 2029-30 tho
>>526348839What's that brown stuff in the flame?
>>526354536They've gotten a couple of rovers up there in the last few years, though none survived the lunar night (2 weeks)
>>526354562Unburned rocket fuel
>>526354562Likely unmixed oxidizer (dinitrogen tetraoxide) being ejected out the nozzle.
>>526348717Tbf, the systems were maintained by Venezuelans.
>>526354536I find it hilarious that Chinese media gassed up their trapeze test when Starship has been landing autonomously since.. 2021
>>526348839Looks like my average KSP launch
And yet for some reason some of you idiots are afraid of China. What a joke.
>>526351345You cow turd
At least the Chinks and Pajeets are trying.Europe, what is you doing baby?
>>526351345Newfag
>>526348351America sacrificed a lot so that millionaires could become billionaires. And the billionaires still aren't happy
>>526348351no such thing as a failed unmanned launchup that iq faggot
>>526349170Have fun dying in an easily preventable industrial accident lol
>>526354562gutter oil
>>526354562Kek>>526354790>>526354805That's fucked up. Not only have you got the crash and bits of metal but that absolute cancer all over the local environment.
>>526355330Kek to you I meant.
>>526348351why is it so hard to get these niggers in orbit? it's not rocket science
>>526351939Holy FUCK shills are so desperate. China won
>>526348351>china does something USA did 70 years ago
>>526348351Still counts.
>>526348351kek
>>526348351Nice, did they destroy another village?
>>526348839Looks like they are ready for human space flight
>>526355904Iirc that happened each time they sent up a module for Tiangong, so at least 4 times lol
Absolutely hilarious when people claim China will have the balls to attempt at Taiwan; the same China that can't even launch rockets with a success rate the US had over 50 years ago.
>>526350926So is the rest of nato
>>526351708I don't remember posting this
>>526348351they stole the blueprints but they can't replicate SpaceX's success, because they don't have Musk's secret sauce - the H1B jeets.
>>526351483Lol they will never get out of low orbit.
>>526354904Apparently they were never even hooked up correctly, the Chinese radar systems were not in any way connected to the Russian AA missile systems so were just serving zero function being being a target for SEAD munitions.
>>526356140Why is every Singaporean I see here so based?
>>526356343Senegalese astronaut will rape the Emirati and the Venezuelan will start smuggling drugs to the Serbian who will kill him for acting Albanian
>>526356140>>526356360It isn't Chinese, it's Russian and from 2013. Why is every China seether clinically retarded?
