I'll start:Mayonnaise
>>526352925Metal music
>>526352925Spics and niggers love mayo too.
>>526352925>>526353039i'm white and i don't like these things at all
>>526352925water, swimming
Can’t stand mayo, but sympathy and empathy for all life on earth
>>526352925Reading a book for pleasure.Not using speakerphone.
That stuff is still made with canola oil. You should make your own mayonnaise
Speaking actual English.
>>526352925>he doesn't keep a gallon
But I love mayo, especially when I lube my dick with it and jerk off, the texture of the mayo combined with the cum make for a pleasant aura
Americans how is dukes mayo?
>>526352925Things that filter white people:Washing they assDragon Ball Z
>>526353113>I'm white
>>526352925Dairy
>>526353331dukes is goodthe only polarization is miracle whip, that stuff is the devil
>>526352925Fatherhood
>>526352925Classical music
Paying bills, staying out of prison.
>>526353071Spics and gooks love it. But niggers are the only ones I've seen joke about mayo
>>526352925Mayo is only nice with chips. The Belgians and Dutch make some nice mayo
>>526352925latinos put mayonnaise on everything, even hot dogs and corn on the cobb
Duel income.
>>526353821It's that euro admixture that most of them have.
Satan
>>526353345white people all watched dbz as kids. it was fun as a kid because its simple. then u grow up and move on to more intelligent entertainment. niggers are still mentally children which is why they still obsess over it
>>526353967I used to watch westerns when I was a kid, not cartoons.
Not carrying a credit card balance
>>526352925
>>526353345You do realise DBZ is just a Japanese ripoff of the Chinese Sun Wukong which is in turn a ripoff of the jeet Hanuman?Idiot
>>526352925Mayo is fucking disgustingFuck you
Sky diving.Swimming.The ocean.Fear of wildlife. Chocolate Mint Ice Cream.Craft Beer/Micro Brews.Mountain Biking. Fine Art.
>>526353331Duke's is the gold standard for store mayonnaise. All other mayos taste like what I imagine jeet shit would taste like in comparison.t. Southerner
>>526353345Dbz was a cornerstone of pre-normie aka white internet culture.
>>526353331Dukes is the only mayonnaise to get. JFG is also breddy gud.
>>526352925Trump.
>>526353207that sounds gayi love mayo and i hate nigger
>>526354362Sky diving.>strapping yourself to some guy lolSwimming.>swimming in pissThe ocean.>swimming in sewageFear of wildlife.>gayChocolate Mint Ice Cream.>timothy mcveighs last meal request was 2 tubs of this so this is VERIFIEDCraft Beer/Micro Brews.> makes you fat and retardedMountain Biking.> yes that’s true actuallyFine Art.> fine art is just money laundering and retards that don’t understand it’s just money laundering
>>526354462Nope! Latinos love him. At least the legal ones.
>>526354560You’re not wrong!
Duke's is beloved by the contrarian faggots
>>526352925guess I'm white KKK or something thenmayo is by far the best condiment
>>526353071When I worked at a deli, every single black person would axe for excra mayo
>>526352925I'm a brown mutt scared of deportation due to only knowing english and mayo is a good additive for sandwiches and blends the flavor of conduments and bologna. Be honest anons, who really hates mayo?
>>526353622Nah niggers fucking LOVE mayo
>>526352925Spic love mayo. The spics even put mayo on hot dogs, bean burritos, etc.Non-whites and eurotrash hate miracle whip, it is almost uniquely American.
>>526353741>mayo is only nice with chipsProbably the worst use of mayo. Mayo as a sauce is gross. Mayo as a lubricant on a sandwich is great.
>>526355669>lubricantIt also acts as a barrier.
>>526354362>Chocolate Mint Ice Cream.bro tried to sneak in
>>526352925You never seen a spic heat a hot dog? Mayo, every time
>>526353207I laughed and was going to say something but then I realized you were namefagging. Fucking kill yourself loser
>>526352925Milk.
>>526353136>>526353214these are the only good filters
Test
Unfortunately the only way to have a day without muzzies is attending the christopher street day.Other than that skiing.
>>526352925Hating mayo is leftist thing. It started when they wanted to begin pushing sriracha.
>>526353312>first ingredientEnjoy your transition, future troon
Im taking my son rock climbing right after I switch out my smoke alarm batteryIt uuh isnt beeping I just like to change the battery once a month
>>526354362>Fear of wildlifeYou ever seen a nigger camping or swimming in the ocean? Nobody fears wildlife like a nigger, nature is the White man's respite from niggers. Respect of wildlife is a good filter though
honesty
>>526352925>mayo>slop version Lmao ok nigger
>>526352925mayonnaise is just yolk with tons of vegetable oil and some spices for flavor.it is easy to make it your own.and once you see how much vegetable oil goes into on yolk , you will no longer eat that much from it.
>>526353136Spics love public pools.
>>526355540Miracle whip isn't mayo, it's even called dressing on the label. Likening miracle whip to mayo is like comparing ketchup and mustard, they are two different things. Miracle whip is meant for cole slaw, not a ham sandwich
>>526360391With their shirts on
>>526352925Chess
>>526352925I don't really understand the mayo hate. It's an ingredient, not really a condiment to be used on everything. Mayo makes a BLT one of the best basic sandwiches there is. A BLT without mayo just isn't the same. I consider mayo hate to be a sign of an immature palate similar to how some people never come to enjoy mustard
>>526353039Beaners are huge metal fans from here all the way down to chile
>>526360096It says real mayonnaise right on the label
>>526352925opera
>>526352925Hiking.Classic music.Having a father.Being able to say ask.Knowing how a smoke alarm works.
>>526355979The OKC bomber guy got you on that point motherfucker.Then again, Mint Chip McVeigh may just be the exception, and not the rule.I see why people like it, though I'm not a fan myself.>>526354703Dukes is beloved by people who like good mayonnaise, you goddamned queer.>>526356035Still getting milk in glass is verified white people shit. I'm going to pick up some stamped 64 oz. glass bottles from a dairy in my parents' hometown soon just so I can remember the feeling. Fresh milk from a local dairy is exquisite.
books
>>526352925/pol/
>>526352925>Mayonnaisekek, I talked to the former owner of Duke's on here years ago. dude was chill as fuck. I think he was one of the kids that sold his share and moved on but owned a controlling part of the company for a bit.
>>526361683Duke's puts aborted nigger fetuses in their mayo
>>526353283ZAMN, black people confirmed for NO LONGER members of the colored community. You will be sorely missed, black Americans.
>>526353741Mayo tastes great with shrimp and tuna fish, you absolute nigger.
>>526353071Beaners put mayo on hot dogs. I do too but with mustard. >>526353039There were 2 black metalheads in my high school.
>>526353909Nah, it's cuz mayo doesn't give Latinx and Gaysian people the runs, unlike cheese.Also, the ones who put mayo on everything are Japanese people and Brazilians. In Mexico you'll rarely see mayonnaise offered as a condiment for anything other than seafood (or potato salad).
>>526353331Duke's is a bit salty but still good. I prefer Blue Plate though.
>>526362468what about elote
>>526354157>I used to watch westerns when I was a kidWell, my dad did too, but that's because he grew up in the 1960's. The only "Westerns" I remember watching before the age of 18 were Cowboy Bebop and Trigun.
>>526362647It appears in Mexican street food like corn and Tostilicos, but it's not really something you'll see people offer you at an actual sit-down restaurant.Mexican restaurants usually have spicy sauces, "salsa inglesa" (Worcestershire sauce), ketchup, or even mustard, but rarely mayonnaise on the table.
>>526352925SailingClassical musicUnderground technoKnowing the name of bird speciesNot crying or displaying emotions in public
>>526355669Do you lube up your boyfriends cock with mayo before he fucks you up the arse, you poof
>>526352925im eating a sandwich with mayonnaise right now. i put a generous amount onto the break and licked the knife clean afterwards cuz i love this shit. it's so sweet. it's like candy but not candy. yummy.
>>526363077Birbs are cool
>>526363296I've had (brown) colleagues joking at the fact that whites name the birds they see by their proper name (seagull, cockatoo, lapwing, etc) rather than just "bird". By their own admission it's a white only trait.
>>526363077>Not crying or displaying emotions in publicRenaissance-era Dutch people confirmed for not white
>>526363282i had a fried egg on toasted country bread and a little mayo, salt and pepper for breakfast. simple as
>>526353039Once rode the bus to work with a Punjabi dude who always wore Iron Maiden shirts, among other Metal related bands.They're rare, but if (North) Indians born in the West are exposed to the White Man's culture long enough, some of them will inevitably come around to the more based aspects of it.Including metal music.
Duke's is better.
>>526363481fuck yeah i love that fried egg toast.
>>526353113>im whiteNot anymore youre not
>>526363406That sounds like they're just autistic people with no interest in ornithology. Plenty of Ottoman sultans, Aztec tlatoanis, Indian rajahs, etc. had collections of beautiful birds and other animals they could name the species of.
>>526363767a french girl used to make it for me. a little picrel too is nice
>>526364310yes! eggs and hot sauce are a natural combo. i have 10 different hot sauces in my fridge and i just alternate. weak sauces like sriracha are great with eggs. i just generously dress my eggs with that. can't get enough. my family who visited the states very recently brought back a bottle of MADO's for me and I haven't opened it but can't wait to try it because i've never had it. they told me to mix it with, of all things, mayonnaise to moderate how hot it is. but i think the first time i try it im gonna go commando so i get the full effect.
>>526353071>>526354928When I used to work for Subway (border state) every spic would ask for >my-O-nay-sahI would always be like>huh??>Excuse me?? >I'm sorry???>Come again??and act like I had no idea what that cognate meant, and make them say it in English lol
>>526365234>and make them say it in English lolZased. If indigenous Mexicans could be taught to speak Spanish, they should be forced to speak English too.
>>526352925I love mayo>>526353136I'm white but don't know how to swim, or precisely I don't know how to stay afloat, as I taught myself a bit around covid times only to have all closed for lockdownwhy? overprotective mom and neglecting dad, the worst most deadliest combo a child could have btw, having this in your childhood will impact you for the rest of your life.
>>526366348It's literally>do nothing>swim
>>526353741I concur Abdulla, mayo and chips is the best thing to come out of the Netherlands.
>>526364873anon i still dream about a breakfast i had in montreal of eggs, hash browns, and smoked meat. they only had tabasco but it was still magical
>>526352925The bacon cheeseburger is the ultimate filter
>>526366348>overprotective mom and neglecting dad,yeah we all did but still know how to swim
