Why would you ever need a sandwich to be sliced? Just use your hands to hold and teeth to bite it? I don't get it.
>>526355274When I make a salmon sandwich it has to be cut into 4 triangles or it doesn't taste right.
>>526354921It's a symptom. Symptoms are not the disease.Please shred your medical degree.
>>526355420what toppings do you use for the salmon sandwich?
>marry a roastie>become stepdad to jaiquan's 4 kids>go tell the reddit board that you moderate how you ebic memed them
>>526355550Can of salmon, mayo, green onions and diced celery. Salt, pepper and smoked paprika.
>>526354921Seems like a waste of time but im sure his kids will remember this and even think back at it fondly or use it as a realization that their dad is retarded. My dad was always a silly goose when I was growing up which was awesome as a kid, not so much as an adult. I realized he wasn't acting and he is dumb as shit
He cut the kids' sandwiches weird? The west has fallen.....
>>526355676klenk anon you made me spit out my mello yello
>>526355732That's pretty good, anon. I give it a 5/10
>>526355732>no cucumber
>make food for someone>make sure you upset themStupid
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>>526356249I don't eat cucumbers, they give me heart burn.
>>526356139>you made me spit out my mello yello(quite rightly)
>>526355896Yeah and as adults they can just bring stuff like this up and call them time wasting retards to their face. It's what I've been doing with my parents.Then they claim they just don't remember all the times they pulled retarded shit on us.
>>526355896>>526356523Autistic dads create strong sons. Tell me I'm wrong.
>>526354921Why are some people so happy to show how fucking filthy their places are? Don't they see all the grime and shit and they live with it or do they really not see it? Don't they have a woman to clean up around the house? Fucking pigs
>>526357541>Don't they see all the grime and shitNope>Don't they have a woman to clean up around the house?Not only do wymyn not clean in current year+11, but that image from reddit.
>>526354921Just imagine that's what they call "bread" in the US.
>>526354921>>526355676>>526356523>>526357541You're doing it again
>>526357917Despite everyone being fat, we barely have food here.
>>526354921As with all syndromes, the best course of action would be to kill the kike that came up with the fake condition to further expand treatment and drug markets.
>>526355274Not everyone eats a whole cow like a Chinaman.Kids have tiny hands and two large slices of floppy bread with goop on it are difficult and messy to hold and biting into it might smear their full face.
>>526355896HOLY SHIT IS THIS RAEL????!!
>>526354921>I'M SO RANDOM, JUST LIKE IN MY FAVORIT SUBREDDITS
>>526354921dad truly hates the pacman kid
>carelessly cutting perfectly working objects hhmmm...
>>526354921>Throw women into breeding farms>Raise the next generation betterThat is realistic.
>>526354921looks like woman's work to me
>>526357521Well, I'm strong in the sense I can endure things a chatbot censors its own output about, but I have zero ability to interact socially to the point work is difficult or even having a friend. Because he failed to recognize I had autism when my sister was diagnosed so he just used all his patience on her and shit on me from birth. If i had been healthy enough shortly after being an adult, he'd probably be in prison. If he had only done things like the OP, I wouldn't care, but he severely punished signs of obvious deep emotional distress from me being heavily abused elsewhere and never cared other than stopping behavior he didn't like. Even now, he acts like I should 'get over' nearly a decade of being molested by another family member
>>526358039Redditor soiyboys are kikes. They don't count as White
>>526355274It’s way easier to take reasonable sized bites if you cut it corner to corner in a triangle. Plus, it looks a bit nicer when you plate it
>>526354921>Haha I'm making jokes everyone hates! No one's laughing but me! You're all my prisoners and you have to tolerate this for 18 years!"Dad humor" can be fucking cancer. If you did this shit with adult friends they would stop hanging out with you. If a kid did this in school he would get beat up for being an unfunny faggot. Good way to make your kids not want to be around you as soon as they turn into adults.If they're laughing go ahead, just don't keep pushing if no one's laughing and be embarrassing. No, it's not your "job" to embarrass your kids 24 hours a day like some manchild narcissist parents claim.And if you also try to wrap legitimate criticism in humor you're just making yourself more unlikable. Talk to your kids about any shit you don't want them to do seriously in private. Again if I had an adult friend who was joking about sensitive shit in public I might punch them. That's beyond irritating.
>>526359705I actually really enjoy this webm, what does this say about me?
>>526360005That you're an asshole who's going to make someone post the pain one.
>>526354921a significant portion of food is the mouthfeel, display, and ease of consumption. this is the kind of thing that would be funny once and then extremely gay afterwards. I am autistic and like my sandwiches a certain way depending on what kind it is. The middle one is pretty much fucked regardless and if i were given it i would ask for a new one or to be spiteful, leave it and just make myself one if this were a reoccurring thing. I give an extreme amount of leeway for dissatisfactory things when someone makes something for me because i am extremely grateful that they spent their time on something for me. HOWEVER. if i ask you not to cut my sandwich like a fucking spastic and you keep doing it then yeah i think its pretty fair to be upset about.
>>526359968Holy shit you seem like a miserable fucking loser. The way a sandwich is cut does not change its utility in any meaningful way meaning any offence taken is purely psychological and simply showcases the mental weakness over the person crying over a perceived slight. The entire point is to raise children who aren't fragile faggots. I'm sorry your parents failed
>>526355896the poo has finally conquered trains
>>526359401Well I think that's a little bit beyond autistic dad. In any case, I hope you're doing well, Anon.
>>526360005you're a gay nigger with aids
>>526362399Being an unfunny faggot who doesn't know when to stop joking doesn't teach your kids shit. It teaches them to avoid you, and probably other people.Stop pretending people overdo dad humor to raise their kids better. They do it because they're unfunny narcissists and delighted to have a captive audience.Regardless of whatever bullshit reason you come up with that people might do it, you can't force anyone to like your unfunny jokes. Deal with it.Keep in mind I'm not talking about all dad humor. Just pushing it constantly when no one is laughing.
>>526363576This comment is the purest form of projection I've ever seen. You took an out of context picture of cut sandwiches and blew it out of proportion because your parents didn't love you. Literally pathetic you fucking loser. Grow up. It's a joke and its a fucking picture. This person my ight not have kids. The fact that you took is so personally and made it child abuse means you are probably a creepy groomer who shouldn't be on the Internet. Fuck off pedo
>>526362990Yeah, he had a serious head injury long before I was born, and he drank too much but just under enough for anyone to call him out. I try, anon, I try, but it's very hard.
>>526363776Yeah I'm sure the faggot bragging on social media about how much his kids hate his jokes doesn't love annoying them constantly. Doesn't apply at all.Obviously I have a personal point of view here. It just qualifies to tell me what happens if you never quit with this shit. Don't blame me if your kids turn out disliking you.
>>526354921This is just cruel. Child abuse. Cut the sandwich normally. This guy is a faggot.
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>>526364238I can see doing it a couple times, only to establish that things can be equal in content regardless of how you receive them, but doing it consistently would be torture.
>>526364280I actually have a severe touch phobia, from the abuse and all, but thanks fren. I haven't had what I would consider fully consensual touch in about 12 years, the last time I got used as a rebound as having that a few times was the only times I got laid.
>>526363576Holy shit. What an insufferable faggot you are. Unironically lighten up.
>>526364629I'll warn you one last time. You can't force people to like your jokes. Turn it off once in a while.
>>526354921>no sandwich with a circlewich cut out of the middleone job
>>526356369You faggot.
>>526355896that's editing
>>526359902>Plus, it looks a bit nicer when you plate itif there's one thing a child in a filthy lunchroom eating directly from a ziplog bag cares about, it's presentation
>>526364096Exactly you are really sure of the things you made up in your head with zero proof. That was actually my point. I'm glad we agree Dismissed
>>526355420I'm like that with BLTs.
>>526366826So I googled and apparently triangles are better because they offer more filling per bite... That's logically retarded right?
