Europeans of conscience are done pretending we “need” America’s chaos, its gun-worship, its reality-TV politics, or its terminally-online basement subcultures to survive. While the Orange Man stomps around like a greasy cartoon Caesar, barking slogans into the void and calling it “strength,” we in the civilized world will keep doing what we do best: building a compassionate, rational, post-superstitious future where facts matter more than flags. We don’t need your culture wars, your conspiracy paranoia, your loud patriotism stitched together with insecurity and fast food. We have the EU—an elegant, enlightened project of shared destiny, where borders soften, minds open, and the tired old myths of “nation” and “tradition” melt under the warm glow of progress. So keep screaming about freedom while banning books and policing bodies; we’ll be over here, calmly saving the world with multilingual empathy, renewable energy, and laws written by adults.And yes—our tolerance is non-negotiable. We proudly stand for atheism, diversity, international cooperation, and uplifting the Global South, not because it’s trendy, but because we are morally evolved. We will welcome migrants, celebrate African brilliance, and amplify Third World voices—right after we finish explaining to them how to be properly progressive, of course. If you think that makes you uncomfortable, good: discomfort is growth. We will not be held back by American “individualism,” that sacred excuse to be selfish, or by 4chan’s rancid little sewer of edgy nihilism and failed adolescence. No, we are better than that—soft hands, strong values, a continent of enlightened citizens bravely fighting fascism from our minimalist apartments while sipping ethically sourced coffee and tweeting “#StandWithHumanity” from the newest iPhone. So keep your Orange Man, your “based” memes, and your cowboy delusions. Europe is the future—tolerant, superior, and humbly aware of its own greatness.
>>526365985boo hoo!
>>526365985>the warm glow of progress
Yes! Us euros are so sick of Americans! You can tell we are Europeans from our flags.As a euro I think we need to start looking at building stronger relations with Russia, China and India, heck, any of the BRICS nations. I propose open borders for BRICS nations and their allies. As a European I welcome them!
>>526365985nice ragebait faggot
Europe didn't decide shit, OP. It's all reactive. Trump decided to distance from Europe, institute tariffs, remove troops from countries near Russia, and finally implement the 1951 Defense of Greenland Agreement. Trump did all of this.You don't get to pretend that Europe decided anything. Europe gets 90% of their weapons, 60% of their energy, and 25% of their food from the US. The only country that could swoop in and provide for these needs is Russia. China can't feed Europe. China has no energy exports.Europe was hoping Russia and the US would nuke each other, this is the only reason I can come up with that they would start and continue a proxy war with Russia without arming themselves and bringing back conscription. But now that the US isn't going to do this for Europe, and get itself destroyed taking out their scary neighbor, I don't think Europeans know what to do. It's going to be extremely painful, the liberal elite globohomo order which has run Europe into the ground for the last thirty years will have to pay the piper. And Putin's top advisor guy recently said that they'll nuke the UK and Germany flat in 1-2 years if the war doesn't stop. How will Europe survive that?Remigration, conscription, and complete abandonment of all globohomo nonsense is the only way to solve this problem, there's a ticking clock now too. 1-2 years to turn it around.
>>526366253Listen, I get it. When you’ve been raised on a steady diet of “USA #1,” monster trucks, and political tantrums disguised as patriotism, anything calm, educated, and internationally-minded is going to feel like “rage bait.” But it isn’t. It’s just what adulthood looks like when you’re not terrified of the rest of the planet.This isn’t me trying to “trigger” you — it’s me explaining, patiently, why your little red-faced outrage is so predictable. You see confidence and you interpret it as arrogance. You see tolerance and you interpret it as weakness. You see cooperation and you interpret it as surrender. That’s not because I’m baiting you — it’s because you’ve been conditioned to treat anything beyond your cultural bubble as a personal attack.And yes, I understand why you’re enraged, little man. Because deep down you can sense it: the world is moving on. The future doesn’t belong to knee-jerk nationalism, 4chan bravado, or Orange-Man worship. It belongs to people who can think in more than one language, who don’t need a flag to feel important, and who don’t melt down the second they meet a worldview that isn’t theirs.So no, it’s not rage bait. It’s a mirror.And you’re mad because you don’t like what you see.
>>526365985>wall of text
>>526366493WE'RE NUMBER ONE>WE'RE NUMBER ONEWE'RE NUMBER ONE>WE'RE NUMBER ONEWE'RE NUMBER ONE>WE'RE NUMBER ONEWE'RE NUMBER ONE>WE'RE NUMBER ONE
>>526366727“Wall of text”? Of course you’d say that. When your attention span is shaped by fast food, Fox headlines, and 4chan greentext, anything longer than three sentences feels like a doctoral thesis.But don’t worry — I’ll translate it into American for you: Europe good. Orange Man bad. Cooperation real. You mad.
>>526366938>I’ll translate it into American for you:ITS OUR 250TH BIRTHDAY AND YOURE NOT INVITED
>>526367193Greenland has been tied to the Danish realm longer than the United States has even existed as a concept. Denmark re-established its presence and began modern colonization in 1721, and when the Denmark–Norway union broke up in 1814, Greenland was explicitly kept with Denmark rather than being handed off with Norway. Then in 1953, Greenland’s status was formally changed from colony to an integral part of the Danish state under Denmark’s constitution—i.e., not some random “finders keepers” fantasy, but a legal political structure that has existed for generations. And today, Greenland has self-rule (expanded in 2009), meaning it is not a passive object to be “claimed,” but a society with its own government and political agency. Meanwhile, the USA is a young nation—declared independent in 1776, which means it’s not even 250 years old yet. And honestly, it shows. America is like a wild squirrel: loud, twitchy, territorial, convinced it owns every tree it has ever glanced at, and absolutely unprepared for the idea that other creatures have existed in the forest for centuries with actual rules and social behavior. Denmark isn’t perfect, but the difference is: Denmark treats Greenland like a complex responsibility in a real political framework—America treats it like a shopping-cart impulse buy because its political culture never fully matured past “mine now.”
>>526367402America is so fucking great
