You can't take Australia.
You won't do shit china
>>526368884Who wants you lmao
>>526368918this. everything alive there wants to kill you and its hotter than here fuck that they can have it
>>526368884Australia is such a boring country. Not powerful like the US, no cool history like the UK, no interesting landscapes. Just dead dry land filled with poisonous bugs and abbo monkey men.
>>526368884You can keep that.
>>526368884Lol we'd welcome being able to execute mutts. The goyim must be culled.
>>526368972>Just dead dry land filled with poisonous bugs and abbo monkey men.If that's not kino to you then what is?
>>526368972And a fully vaxxed and indoctrinated population of noguns
Australia is risky because if a nuke ever went off there, your shitty wildlife would get an upgrade and we would spawn deathclaws
>>526368884of course mutts can't, australia is a protected vassal of china and india
>>526369011If you don’t realize you niggers are peak goycattle then you should eat bullets as fast as you can
Nobody wants that totalitarian prison island where there is a housing shortage and insane prices despite 97% of it being uninhabited with maybe the world's biggest oil reserves if you bothered to get the fuck up and dig for it in the scorching sun.tl;dr: no worries, mate
you won't take our chix either.
>>526368884But you would get guns back to defend bondi during next Muslim invasion.
>>526369124There's no comparison between us and mutts.Dear goy, you do everything for your Israeli masters, your politicians openly serve them.
>>526368884uk prison dump says wut?
>>526368917>>526368918>>526368962Even Australia hates you? The whole fucking planet hates you. Greenland hates you. Europe hates you. Canada hates you. Mexico hates you. The global south hates you except maybe Argentina. The middle east hates you. China hates you. Half of your own country hates you. Maybe russia doesnt hate you but only because theyre laughing at you.
>>526368972yeah it isstay the fuck away and never come here
>>526370321don't you have like a national "We're sorry day" where you go around apologizing to Abos?
Lapdog. Theres literally land in Australia where Australians arent even allowed to be
>>526368884You are nogunz now that bolt actions got banned AUSfag. You are VERY weak to being captured. I mean you have to have a loicense to own NERF, you are cucked that bad son, just as bad as UKfags now. Except your wildlife wants to murder your asses dead. >>526370321Are you suggesting you aren't part of globohomo under the kikes? Because you absolutely are.
>>526368884...no one wants it in the first place?the fuck do you expect us to do, nuke the emus? drop a water park on Ayers Rock? who the hell wants your brush fires and abos?
Why would we want Australia? The Chinese can have that desert with nothing in it.
>>526369993YOWZA. I'M GOING TO INVADE GREENLAND FOR THIS FINE INJUN PUSSY
>>526369993dont be rama rama anon
>>526368884Australia couldn't defend themselves against the US. It follows logically that the US may just annex you.
>>526368884It would be incredibly difficult to take Australia. Besides, The Aussie's are more American than British, so they're higher on the 'friend' list
>>526370725just ask them about cane toads, huffing gas, and drop bears unironically
>>526368884Why the fuck would anyone want australia?
>>526370933You never heard of the big boy? Just imagine the cultural enrichment that will come from importing all these big boys.
>>526370845we meet again german anon
>>526370933Uranium for your nukes, steel for your guns
>>526368884We wouldn't have to fight you, we'd have to fight the Emus.
>>526370876Hey thanks bro. You’re alright
>>526370876Honestly I just think of them as the Florida of the Southern hemisphere
>>526368884china and russia are weak.
>>526368884You will he the first euroids to be conquered by chinks, and I can't wait for it to happen
This is the kind of hairy knuckles American coming for us Aussie chads
>>526371327>>526371329In my opinion, what makes it so is our shared outsider status. The American colonies were viewed as lesser to the parent UK; and Australia is where all the trouble-makers were sent. Both the US and Australia built a future on land the mother country thought either worthless or not worth paying attention to; but the citizens of the US and Australia learned to survive without the interference of the parent nation.
>>526368884We could take your dusty shithole in a dayBut seems you are already a Chinese colony anyway so what are you shit talking about mate?
>>526371671I just think the British are pussies and Australians are more rugged. Canadians have little brother syndrome. But Aussies seem chill.
>>526370897Australians goon by drinking beer out of bags, that's pretty funny even if their blacks go rama-rama and lie on the hot asphalt
>>526370845The US controls a declining share of the global economy, therefore it will become possible for a hostile coalition to murder Americans at an unprecedented scale.
>>526372192Six figures is good money in India
>>526370567>AbosHow does this relate to Israel goy??>>526370651>bolt actions got bannedBolt actions aren't banned moron, why do goy just make things up? Is it cope? Self delusion? What?
>>526368884Trump is going to come after us next, maybe not the mainland but our Antarctic territories give Australia dominion over vast areas' of ocean, full of gas and oil as well as penguins.
>>526372963Forgot le pic
