Hold up, he's actually cooking here.
>>526370172I would love a European or Britbong gf
Yuros are like>No way I'm adopting an American, I rather have a Ghanian refugee live with me and my wife
I am tired of living in an unserious nation
>>526370172kek eurofags need it
I'd be your friend, Europeans.
This pretty gay
>>526370172what is even real anymore
>>526370172WTF someone explain this bs
>>526370172Kek, based. All TDS yuro fags will have someone to talk to.
>>526370172the hideousness of the average mutt face is enough to turn one to stone
>>526370315I believe it's a fabricated image.
>>526370172euros are you really lonely?
>>526370315Europeans get a personal glownigger monitoring them 24/7 for free
>>526370172so hundreds of companies will be established to cater these services, make up fake numbers and defraud the govt., no thanks. it has to be private, no government involvement.
>>526370172i will be ur friend eurobros. we will microwave chocolate chip cookies and drink milk together
>>526370172Okay so state issued Aryan waifus from the auld countries. Let me guess you need more?Real anime?Real Startrek?
>>526370172Eurobros...
>>526370172That's dystopia as fuck
Unfortunately most of my life advice would be strictly illegal in euroSSR
>>526370172Can I get a ICE job with this and green card?
>>526370172lol
Nothing personnel, kiddo
>>526370426Both, preferably.
>>526370172I'll adopt a euro but you have to play Foxhole with me for an hour a day.
>>526370172dibs on parker valby
>>526370172I want to be friends with a finnish bro :3
>>526370315He wants whites to self deport to Europe so the kikes can have the US all to themselves with their assorted brown slave races.
>>526370172Ill be a Europeans pen pal. Why not
>>526370584Ever watch that documentary the stream of life? I had it saved a long time ago and just never got around to watch it. It's supposed to be pretty good.
>>526370172>Hi! I'm your assigned American! How you doin'?>farts loudly>kicks off shoes>Aw, my dogs are killin' me>feet up on coffee table>While you're up, be a prince and hook me a Primo, willya>Remote, remote, remote - ah, here it is. Ya got a pizza on the way, or do I have to do everything around here?Euro cured in 15 minutes.
>>526370172>Sign up for this program>End up in some Finnish dude's apartment>All I do Is clear out his fridge and live there rent freeSounds awesome.
>>526370288I mean I am a Canadian, I love America but I also have a fondness for Europeans and have had a lot of good friends from there over the years. Britain, Russia, Sweden, Norway, Germany, the Netherlands, Poland, Bosnia, Serbia, France, Ireland. I really don’t want to see any more brother wars, we have a Camp of the Saints situation on our hands and it needs to be dealt with.
Europeans should get one of our karens. Learn what it's really like to live with them day-to-day.
Oh shit. Swedetwink might actually get his big southern american ultra racist bubba.
>>526370172state-mandated gfs?
>>526370172How fat is my "friends" pussy?I´m feeling depressed.
>>526370714https://www.youtube.com/shorts/hVrnCpnksF8
>>526370775Problem solved. They even fetish foreigners as a matter of course
Good idea. Trump cookin
>>526370575Imagine how much BBC she has taken, probably at least two football fields worth
>>526370172Can you fuck it?
average american girl next door
>>526370172This is the second time today that I'm saying this is literally fucking socialism
>>526370233The German "AirBNB for Refugees" site from circa 2015 is no longer available for some strange reason.
>>526370172I'll go if they let me bring my 32 ar15s, ar10s, handguns, ak47s, lever actions, and bolt action. Also my ford raptor truck
Big Burgers Big Seppos of America (BBBSA)
>>526370233>sign up for a program>60% chance of a beaner moving into your house
>>526370172STATE MANDATED YANK GF
He's just trolling the libshits at this point.
>>526370172I'd like to play Runescape with a British person through this program.
europeans get all our mexicans
>>526370959>hold on a sec>gotta get used to driving on these Euro roads
>>526370172It just gets weirder every day.Is this some way to send Europe our inner-city niggers?Or is he going to send jews and evangelicals to monitor their behavior and brainwash them?Or are they supposed to come here and we keep them as pets?I'm so lost.
>>526371154You are no fun faggot. Fuck off.
>>526370312Canada's certainly not realI've never been there and everyone I know who claims to have been there is a bit offI also don't have a single thing in my home that says "made in Canada". Made in u.s./mexico/Germany/Japan/China, even vietnam? Yep. Canada? No
GIMMIE MY "MUTTFU">GIMMIE MY "MUTTFU"GIMMIE MY "MUTTFU">GIMMIE MY "MUTTFU"GIMMIE MY "MUTTFU">GIMMIE MY "MUTTFU"GIMMIE MY "MUTTFU">GIMMIE MY "MUTTFU"GIMMIE MY "MUTTFU">GIMMIE MY "MUTTFU"GIMMIE MY "MUTTFU">GIMMIE MY "MUTTFU"
>>526370172a friend in need is a friend indeed! is it going to be mandatory?
>>526370172>>526370172this is what blonde norwegian women need
>>526370172It would be just like the campaign when the father gay guy gets a political handler
>>526370172That's one way to increase euro suicide rates. You're depressed then you fet some nasal ass retard living in your house
>>526370590I would unironically do this. Let the Jews have the JEW.S.A. I would rather spend my efforts in my ancestral homeland of the UK.
you laugh until you realize you can write the most illegal bad naughty delinquent evil hate speech of color imaginable and then just have your personal american hit enter with his powers of speech of freedom protecting both of you
>>526370172Wait do we go live with them in Europe? I’d go live with some no friends European neet if I get paid.
>>526370172How do I get american gf?t. eastern europe, 29yo virgin, jobless
>>526370590Sounds good to me, I’d ditch this goy feed lot for Europe in a heartbeat.
>>526370388I thought I already had a personal glownigger since I post here?
>>526372035You don’t get a girl. You get a neet to cry about being a virgin with.
>>526370887There's a familiar face.
If successful, the program will expand to China and China being the generous country they are willing to give 1 Chinese gf for every single adult male in the US.
>>526370172this can't possibly be real
>>526370172Based, let me bring some rifles and I'll help them with remigration while I'm at it
>>526371968Come on anon, New Zealand should do it and then we could play video games and worship Jews together like bros. I’ll microwave us some tendies bro.
>>526372035farmer's market in amish country
>>526370172This is a good premise for a TV show honestly
you have to be out of your goddamn cotton picking mind to think that any euro chad will ever take in a retarded mutt addicted to ssris who is also incapable of deciding on what gender they are
>>526372197It would be a very funny show if done well
>>526372169No you'll try and make me watch niggerball or apehoop
>>526370172>Cletus, no! Don't fuck the chickens!
>>526372264>incapable of deciding on what gender they areGoing to Europe would actually simplify that for them since men aren't allowed in Europe
>>526370932>asianThink you pksted one of yours Bruce, we got latinas and shaniquas, whites if you got a backhoe
>>526370315yuropeons are depressed and dont know how to be men, we will teach them
>>526370172Can I get a government-given girlfriend?
>>526372365No never anon, sports are boring.
>>526372546Yes.
everyone is talking about living with girls and kissing them on the mouth (gay). Bro culture exchange would be top tier. I met plenty of cool dudes backpacking in europe. Some blond farmer kid name hans drove tractors and cut down trees in Germany. He was a nice kid. Just a horny lad, trying to get laid in the city. I would love to take that guy mudding in a field and shoot guns all day. There are some good ones over there ya know.
>>526372501This, we will teach them to masturbate all day and watch asmondgold videos like real men
>>526370385well atleast my colleague is nice person
>>526372264Come on you fucking kraut, let me be your roommate
>>526370932Why are chinks so obsessed with whoring out their women to White men. Do they have no shame? Is the entire asian race cucked?
WhatWhyHow would that even workWho does the matchmakingWho pays for it
>>526372150
>>526372641Can I select one at least?
>>526371476check your toilet paper
>>526370172I’ll have a Czech Slav hottie please
>>526370172Can mine be a black kween who gets wet when I call her a nigger? Pls unc Tromp!! But she needs natural straight hair and a slim figure not some ghetto bitch with pubes on her wig
>>526372745How are you alive didn’t you guys all die in a train crash a few hours ago
>>526372697I'll be your personal American Finbro and together we can start the Fourth Reich.
>>526371974>>526372057pick somewhere nicehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ob-3DEdfbYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPTepRBJy-ohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qz3TMu07aSshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXNV3O8v7GAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uj6Qsxv9ZXUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x03PRGQfy-Q
>>526370172>selling slavesGoing ALL the way back, huh..?
>>526370172Yurops seem fine with swarthy roommates, so we might as well send our spics and niggers over there.
>>526370172This is how we overthrow Europe.
They are trash. Like we need even more garbage. COMPLETE ASSHOLE DAUGHTER FUCKER! TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE! BIG CLUB AND HALF OF YOU PISSPANTS PANTYHOSE WEARING DOGFACED PONYTAIL FLAGBOYS AIN'T IN IT. KEEP SUCKING TRANNYTRUCKER COCKS. AMERICA. WANNA BE'S . FUCK YOU COMMIES. YOU FAIL SO HARD! PUSSIES. REINCE YOUR PENIS!
>>526370172Basically a my nigga app for hwhite pepol
>>526372905I was sleeping siesta and missed the train
>>526372909Do you like hot chili peppers up your ass? From movie- "just like Mike"
>>526372890>natural straight hair >blackI don't know how to tell you this but...
>>526370243europeans are fucking losers and they know it, they seriously need a friend
>>526370172Do you get to choose where they're from? I'd like to make a friend from Boston.
>>526373003say that to charlie kirk, not even amaericans like you, your own coutryman hate you, I can't wait for you and your mother being charlei kirked by the left
>>526370172okay so first we're going to play some vidya i'll let you pick from my huge steam library, i also have a hacked ps2 with all the games and wireless controllers, and we can go shoot some guns too if u never held one or shot one I will show you how to shoot someone in a self defense situation, and then my mom can take us to go try a different american fast food restaurant each day u spend the night except on thursdays thats pizza night they have a coupon or something
>>526372806No, we don't do THAT in Europe.
>>526370953Wasn't there a full series of this photo shoot
>>526370172Going to be honest most Europeans would get more depressed talking to the average American for even 20 minutes.
>>526370172Can I pick the country I want to go to? Will I get automatic citizenship? Euro bros I will totally be your friend I seriously need healthcare orange nigger wants to take mine
>>526373161No anon, you have to go to Europe and live with them. No European wants to come here kek.
I dont know if this is real or not, but I will say this.I have been many times to The US. I go there about once a year. Been to 21 states so far. And the best friends I have, I have met in The US. I have contact with so many every single day and they are the greatest peope. Americans are pretty based because every time I have gone over there, I have never felt lonely even tho I have traveled alone. It is so easy to befriend and communicate with Americans it is absolutely amazing. Over here it is hard as hell to gain new friends or even maintain old ones because they are so introvert all over and they suck at communicating. And if they end up in a relationship, you can bet a 100% that they will disappear like they were deadIt is a reason for international students world wide who come over here, in most cases, go back before end semester because they have such a hard time finding friends or people to talk to or be around.Only way over here is basically going to parties and get drunk. Thats when people start talking. And after that party, they dont talk to you again. It is so fucking degenerate over here most people wont believe it.So being able to talk to and gain friends from America, is not a bad idea. Hell, the best times I have had in my life is the times I am in The US.
>>526370315Gf's for the Cheka.. or pick 3 letters.
>>526373136you need to be charlei kirkedyour loser debater is now dead seeth and dilate, charlei is dead , you need a sholder friend to cry on ?
>>526370172>The EuropeansNo thanks, too high a risk
>>526370172Do it, great idea, we got tons of dumb white sluts who just want to be able to walk to a grocery store. Maybe ride a bus without getting stabbed by a nigger. Win/win.
>>526371147Why is that guy wearing a fucking towel?
As long as I have illegal immunity the Sky's the limit. I will take entire cities to myself and all other men must be imprisoned because they are jealous Slavic fucks of my ownership and my army of womanly tranny retards.
>>526373359It feels good to be in the top 19% of men. When I speak you listen and learn
>>526373359they want to move away from white trash maga weirdos , you thik they want conservatives that larp as crusaders lmaothey want freedom not some repressed conservative preaching about jesus and trad wifes lmao this is not the 1950's lmao
>>526370383And homosexual in nature.
>>526370392Just write "Somali run". Less typing.
>>526373323... what? Eurofag-anon, I think you're lost here.
>>526373470It looks like a long skirt on my phone. Probably a tranny.
i wanna be roommates with a fellow incel yuro anon so we can talk about how evil women are and how cruel to sensitive young men they are
>>526373295I go to jail even if am walking and only had one beer after shopping and threw it away and it is 30 minutes later, then 24 hour hold in drunk tank and all my frozen groceries have been ruined because no one cares, and I get $300 fine too
>>526370172Isn't it the Americans that need the mental health, and health care, and nutrition advice, common sense, and so on?
All because "smell like some beer on your breath"
>>526370953wir schaffen das
>>526370442I mean the purpose probably is destabilising Europe by turning people into obese HFCS-fed gun-toting schizos, so you'll rise through the ranks quickly.
>>526373691ole ole fuck trump fuck you, charlei kirk is deadole ole fuck charlei kirk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ETlPeqIyfI
>>526370887So one BBC?
>>526372035That one is probably available. Bonus: She can provide milk and cheese and beneficial molds for your young.
>>526370172Euros and mutts need to stop fighting and realize they are one and the same as Western civilization
>>526373731This is fucking Canada. Lucky not die yet. Am wrong color also! This country is a piece of shit that needs to learn what death camps are and get in them
>>526370172I mean, that would be rlly nice hehe;3
>american emotion support humanI'd do it for a modest salary.
>>526373748Anon Germany is probably the best country for my health issue. Please let me be your friend.
>>526373748
>>526374024Germany and USA awwwwh that's sweet;3
>>526373998you can't even support the american left emotioally hahahah get kirkedcharlie kirk is dead, emotional damage... want a sholder fren?
>>526373923No, we aren't, and Trump is a fucking god-sent in helping to clarify that, beyond all the other based or semitic shit he does (gotta strike a balance, I guess, or next time they don't just shoot his ear off and he Kennedies).
I am signing up for ice because I want those bastards in Canada to be banned or imprisoned. Everyone, no age limit. They are the crown of thorns upon Jesus "USA"
>>526370172I want to hold a European in my arms.
>>526374110We are perfect match please German anons save me I don’t want to be paralyzed.
>>526370172>My Personal American Can't Be This Cute!
I have $50 to my name. What kind of euro do I get? The best? Or are we still talking caste baste systema. You nigger lovers. How much for a nigger?
>>526374200u rlly are;3
>>526370172>cookingAre you a black girl? If not stop that shit.
Sorry anon. It's....A cute!!!!!
>>526374141be mean spirited somewhere elsemeanie
>>526370172I had a Dutch friend in my early 20s, we called him Dutchie but his name was Peter, stereotypical Chad, we drank and drank and drank and drank.
>>526370383It was real in my mind. You visited me everyday and passed messages to me. We cooked rice and sang songs. We were happy. :(
>>526374170U will anon;3
>>526374154Day of the rake is coming
>>526374083I mean yeah, we actually have a mental illness epidemic too, but on our end it's entirely a product of society being destroyed and nothing making sense. Quite a bit different from the USA.I've learned a lot about it lately. For instance it's quite telling that in Germany the most common kind of medical practice is psychotherapy. They outnumber GPs 2:1.And here comes the catch: they're all booked to capacity as well, while it's easy to get a GP appointment.>>526374024But will this be mutually beneficial? You'll just end up becoming a domestic terrorist and I get arrested for le hecking Nazi wrongthink.
Send the scumbag non child fucking drug addicts and prisoners, convicts, furbys to Europe and Australia. #Get them out
>>526374486>Quite a bit different from the USA.Is it?
>I Was Accidentally Assigned A Bratty 12-year Old As My Personal American!
>>526374488*Furbies
>>526371880Indeed.
>>526370172He keeps saying and doing good things but he still has to boost white births, that's the core of America, asians doesn't matter because they can be imported
>>526374486Brainwashing will be complete when we are all gone.
>>526370233> adopting an American, I rather have a Ghanian refugeeThat’s the beauty of Trump’s plan, the euros that accept will be sent an anchor baby born after the 1965 immigration act.“Technically Americans” like kash patel , vivek , and a thousand guys named Hernandez who lived here all their lives but still speak Spanish can be shipped the fuck over to be euro buddies to our depressed and delusional euro friends.You will find them nearly as annoying and parasitic as you do Muhammad and mbutu now, with the added joy of American enthusiasm….enjoy
>>526374526Actually not so much probably.If we had gun rights like in the USA.. we might actually put you to shame in terms of massacres, as it stands, in both the brown-zone (we simply have different kinds of browns instead of nigger gangs) and the Oklahoma City zone.Also quite similar on the femoid side.>they're all mentally illBig surprise.
>>526374486i hope ur doing well in this morning anon;3
>>526370233Both are niggers
>>526374562-___- .... my brother in christ what the hell kind of animay are you watching
>sends Europe a bunch of Somali-"Americans"That's both hilarious and evil.
>>526374917If you have to be around a black person, your best bet is a Ugandan
>>526374679The entire world is dying out man. Every race is tanking even the Africans are heading that way. The soil has been depleted of nutrients world wide. Everything we grow or raise is silently anemic and we are no exception. Its so fucking over you'll never understand. The biosphere itself is collapsing under the strain of mass consumption and no suitable means of remediation has been found.
>>526374486Nope coincidentally I have renounced all of my chud ways due to me being sick I can’t really hold them since chuds would murder me just for walking with a cane. So fuck them fuck all that stupid bullshit. It will be mutually beneficial I can cook it just takes a long time now since I can’t really feel my hands anymore and sometimes I forget things but I can cook. Do you need someone to clean? Well I can’t really do that all that well anymore but I’m willing to try. I don’t particularly want to do anything gay but I am a good wingman and I can guarantee you I can get you pussy. That is beneficial. Idk if weed is legal there but I’m sure it is for medial reasons and you can have as much bud of mine as you want. I can write emails for you I’m sure you have some of those. But sometimes I hit the wrong keys because you know I don’t see very well and the numb hands thing. I can qualify for a service dog and I’m sure you would love a dogger in your life they are very nice. You can probably use me as a tax right off. Honestly I think you would be getting the better deal here
My friend says that pedophilia is legal in America. So same rules apply?
Can I get a rare non-obese female American under the age of 25 that is also not a mutt?
>>526375010No it's not lmao
>>526370172i really need an american racist fren
>>526370953That guy looks Jewish.
>>526370172Don't get too excited, Eurobros.This is what our women look like:
>>526375012u two should rlly hit off, n i hope u two will have a great life tg:)
>>526370233This. i can hear the reddit comments already
>>526375010Eat organs and bone broth like me. Trotsky said "when your women are eating their children then you can tell me you're starving". I usually don't cook the hearts or livers, unless there's heartworm or liver flukes.
I wouldn't mind helping out a Euro-bro. As long as you aren't a fuckin' dickhead.
>>526373136Our country is ruled over by Jews. What does that make us? I suspect you’re a heeb who wants all whites and Christians to die.Separately whoever makes these captchas, a star has a “point” not a “spike”
>>526370172>Euroids will get their own nigger spic who yells LET'S GO CHAMP
>>526375148This site is practically Reddit. I can hear the SSRIs working overtime. Anywayz good night, bros
>>526375052You have no clue.>Because of soil depletion, crops grown decades ago were much richer in vitamins and minerals than the varieties most of us get today>A landmark study on the topic by Donald Davis and his team of researchers from the University of Texas (UT) at Austin’s Department of Chemistry and Biochemistry was published in December 2004 in the Journal of the American College of Nutrition. They studied U.S. Department of Agriculture nutritional data from both 1950 and 1999 for 43 different vegetables and fruits, finding “reliable declines” in the amount of protein, calcium, phosphorus, iron, riboflavin (vitamin B2) and vitamin C over the past half century. Davis and his colleagues chalk up this declining nutritional content to the preponderance of agricultural practices designed to improve traits (size, growth rate, pest resistance) other than nutrition.>The Organic Consumers Association cites several other studies with similar findings: A Kushi Institute analysis of nutrient data from 1975 to 1997 found that average calcium levels in 12 fresh vegetables dropped 27 percent; iron levels 37 percent; vitamin A levels 21 percent, and vitamin C levels 30 percent. A similar study of British nutrient data from 1930 to 1980, published in the British Food Journal,found that in 20 vegetables the average calcium content had declined 19 percent; iron 22 percent; and potassium 14 percent. Yet another study concluded that one would have to eat eight oranges today to derive the same amount of Vitamin A as our grandparents would have gotten from one.https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/soil-depletion-and-nutrition-loss/>The alarming truth is that our soil is facing a nutrient crisis, and it’s having far-reaching consequences on our ecosystems, our agriculture, and our well-being.https://gardenerbible.com/is-our-soil-depleted-of-nutrients/
>>526375205I hope ur feeling well;3
Did you know Napoleon reinstituted slavery. Yes he did. Kind of neet
So it's a hookup app for brown Americans to meet brown Europeans? And by "Americans" and "Europeans" I mean shitskin mutts in this case, because the Whites on both sides will be engaged in war soon and won't have time for depression or loneliness.
where do i sign up to serve?
>>526370172Thanks, but I'm not interested in being friends with niggers
>>526375202>I usually don't cook the hearts or livers, unless there's heartworm or liver flukes.I don't eat offal but I do feed it to my working dogs that protect my chickens when I slaughter a hen. People are sick in body and mind, this is showing itself globally and is beginning to effect everything. Unless we leave the planet or there is a massive die off we're done.
>>526375286The biosphere has as much chance of collapsing as I do of reading all that bullshit. No one asked to begin with, which poisons anything you could possibly say. You're just deranged. You aren't capable of maintaining emotional stability right now, probably due to something else going on in your life like family issues or drug abuse. Imahinary catastrophes aren't going to help you sort your life out. Get some help.
>>526375260I look at all stars funnily now. Even yours, even the ones in the captcha
>>526370172This is hilariousWould sign up, it'd be lulzy
>>526372079well yeah, you in particular do, but they work for your government, not mine
>>526375434>No one askedI would say the same about your arm chair analysis, a clearly jewish behavior. You outed yourself Ari. Go back to your natural habitat.
>>526375388It's to make friends ig >because the Whites on both sides will be engaged in war soon and won't have time for depression or loneliness.idk if they will accept ppl who are severely autistic (like me)
>>526375523Hey, you're Mr Dr Scientist, here, saying that the biosphere will collapse because human crops aren't getting enough nutrients lmao. Good night, you bafoon.
>>526375012Hi5. Eat healthy, do your best. Light excercise and stay warm. A heating pad speeds up digestion and makes you want to poop sometimes. Yes really. Really sucks when you can't get up though, best to not get to that point but that's what the good drugs are for. Not Tylenol or that crap. Better than nothing though.
>tfw you will never meet an american
>tfw euro gf
>>526375273> This site is practically Reddit. Nigger. Solve the captchas.
>>526375599>Hey, you're Mr Dr Scientist, here, saying that the biosphere will collapse because human crops aren't getting enough nutrients lmao. Good night, you bafoon.
>>526370172Americans are all hopped up on SSRIs and fentanyl. Nobody needs them giving depression advice. They also have suicide rates higher than Japan and any western European country.
>>526370172I'm ok with this, provided she's blonde, hottie and willing (preferably).
>>526375286Ii only eat ramen, maybe some dog kibble for added meat flavor and my friend, I only ever seen him eat chocolate bars and Pepsi, nothing else. I'm doing good, he ended up needing an ambulance for dehydration "collapsed". So strange. I have an excuse though, I drink my money. Food ruins my buzz.
>>526375760Do you have universal healthcare? You can meet me>>526375638I have MS my spine is dissolving I don’t think an antacid is gonna do much to stop that
>>526375388Books I read if you're at an upper level you are usually near the front lines banging Jewish daughter's gifted to you while they plot against your encampment with the enemy. Both sides....weird. who wins that one.
My sister was an exchange student in Michigan and when she came back she got fat as fuck. Lost the weight when she came back home.Mutts are retarded.
>>526373213There were quite a few German couples that were showcased taking military-aged male refugees into their homes.
>>526375419Mad cow is in the shots am sure amongst other things. Last I saw it was a little after 40 months on average for them to start noticing cognitive functions diminishing in themselves.
>>526370172Okay, American gf would be rad, preferably conservative.
>>526370172Ahh sweetI'll take one French womanThanks
>>526375594"Down syndrome in a trench video". You're more than what is wanted, be assured.
>>526376415But i don't wanna fight Americans;/
>>526370172Which of you Euros wants me?
>>526370315Trojan horse
>>526373470>>526373701it was the passenger of the truck
>>526370172I kinda already do this with 3 or 4 friends.I also feed them, its like $20-30 per month in groceries, thank god for buckwheat.
Something to do with this probably. Not many playbooks out there.
>>526376637Idk do u want a femboy bf? im jk obviously, how is ur evening anon?;3
>>526376674Or this
Or this
Americans makes Pravda look like a joke
>>526370172>sign up for program expecting euro trad gf>get mudslime "german" that stabs me
>>526370172I went looking for this fake tweet since I would love to be a Eurobro's "My Personal American." Instead I find that Trump is offering asylum to British jews. Because... you know, there is no other place where they can go.
>>526377079That dude is loving his job, I wish I loved my job that much.
>>526377297Bet on it.
>>526374936>animayit call tranime>>526374200do you have German blood?
>>526370172I identify as a depressed European, please send me one (1) blonde or redhead with big tits from Wyoming, Nebraska or Tennessee, under 25, under 5'6 and under 125lb. No niggers or Irish.
>>526377586Red heads have smelly feet or is that your thing?
>>526377267Reminds me of a thing that happened to me a while ago (around 2024), there was this glowie named "Keith" that wanted to bring me to the USA so i can be his "maid" and so stuff around his house, but i think he would've raped me:/ but i think he was larping, but i got scared af cuz he sounded serious (and he wanted to force me to send him pics too)
>>526376927You’re an adult, right? what’s your height btw
>>526370172He's cooking some crack is what.
>>526370315It's a program where go over to Europe and teach them how to bang their wives, because they forgot how.
>>526374486>I mean yeah, we actually have a mental illness epidemic too, but on our end it's entirely a product of society being destroyed and nothing making sense. Quite a bit different from the USA.It's literally the same thing here. Women don't rationally think that society is being destroyed (by them), but they feel it anyway. Perhaps even more so than men, as they are eating fistfuls of SSRIs to cope with the extremely unsatisfying lifestyle they have chosen over being mothers.
>>526370315It’s fake but even if it was real it would be a jeet or African.Next
>>526377431I am German and Irish. But you are not a euro bro and I don’t want to be your fren if I stay here orange nigger is going to condemn me to being in a wheelchair. It’s not that I don’t want to be you fren. I really just can’t afford it I’m sorry if that sounds selfish
>>526377776>you're an adult, right?yes>what’s your height btw5'7, is that good or
Aww, rough day, huh? Got cops or bobbies or whatever you call them at your door for flying your country's flag? The mudslime call to prayer keeping you up? Haven't even eaten a single burger today? Don't worry, your personal American's here, yeehaw~Good euro, good euro...it's gonna be alright...
>>526377746You know the rule. Show bobs or kindly GTFO!
>>526378075>show bobsi don't have....
>>526370172Every other day he announces some stupid shit that exists exclusively to make retards cry, and they fall for it every single time.
>>526377989Ah 5’7, that’s pretty good if you’re sub. What height do you prefer on someone then?
>>526377957just make sure that you have German blood so that you won't ruin the German bloodline
>>526378215wat height are u;3? n yes im sub, alsoooo ru fat or, cuz im skinny af
I will only take in cute black girls
>>526370172lmao whats going on
>>526370172Nice try pretending we're the ones in need of mental health support and you are capable of providing it. Very funny. Inversion of reality is a comedy staple after all.
>>526370172If they are attractive lonely women without BPD or femcels it may be worth a shot. Going to have to weed out a lot of them though.
>>526378307I’m about 180 cm, not tall enough to tower over you :( lol. I’m not fat I hit the gym multiple days a week, but I’m very hairy so idk what you think about that
>>526378541that's fine;3, i rlly don't mind u being hairy but im all shaved n don't have any facial or body hair:D
>>526370243I genuinely thought it meant a TV programme about a little American who would interact with you Dora the Explorer-style, that seemed eminently reasonable to me granted everything else going on.
>>526370214You could be my gf instead.
>>526378651Oh dang that’s nice, my actual preference
>>526370953>>526373213Who could ever forget?
>>526371147Nice driving brother
>>526378838I'm glad, this thread has almost 300 replies sooooo, do u want any of my socials?;3
>>526370172I think am american having to come live in a tiny UK shitbox, eating reduced price tesco ready meals and watching Tipping Point whilst you can't tell whether it's day or night with the perma-grey outside would depress the american quickly.
Can I get in on this?I'd love to be a depressed frenchman's accountabilibuddy. Mostly so I can laugh at him every day for how my ancestors were smart enough to escape France and his weren't.
>>526378940Sure, but good luck with other random anons noticing that lmao
>>526370315we teach them to shoot and drive big trucks would be fun desu
>>526379070>but good luck with other random anons noticing that lmaoIt will be alr, it's not like others will add me too lol, here's my insta: imaschizolol
>>526370172Holy crap
>>526370172I literally voted for this ! Sure it took longer than I expected but nevertheless it's finally happening
>>526370388top key originalist
>>526379159Ahahah ok then, but I have to make an account as I don’t have insta, should take a while as I have stuff to do first
>>526379299Ya is fine, i have all day long;D
>>526370172lmao
>>526370172If you wanna cure my depression, give me a personal Thai ladyboy.
>>526379332Alright so maybe later today I’ll send a message or something, I unironically have to do stuff for a few hours before I can chat. ttyl
>>526379637Sorry, we're out of Thai ladyboys. But we do have a surplus of gayniggers and can send you one right away.
>>526370172I don't need even more glowies assigned to me
HE DOES HAVE A GOOD POINTHE'S RIGHT YOU KNOWNOW THAT THE DUST HAS SETTLEDSAY SOMETHING NICEPOWERFULREALLY MAKES YOU THINKWHAT ARE THE POLITICAL IMPLICATIONSPUBLIC TRANSPORTATIONKNEELPOLITICALLY SPEAKINGAPOLOGIZEBASED OR CRINGELET ME GUESS YOU NEED MOREHOW DO YOU RESPOND WITHOUT SOUNDING MADWHAT DID HE MEAN BY THISWHY DO AMERICANSWHO WAS IN THE WRONGDAILY REMINDERWELL /POL/YOUR RESPONSEIT'S OVERPOL CAN'T REFUTE THISTHIS IS THE POST THAT KILLED /POL/POL BTFOTHOUGHTS?
>>526379637noyou can have an american(ish) ladyman (boy) girl
>>526380116i just got a kitchenaid mixer for christmas and it came with all the attachments for the meat grinder and sausage stuffer.what should i make first: bratwurst, weißwurst, or knackwurst?
>>526379822ill be waiting for u;D
>>526370315Probably another crypto scam
>You have a friend in me
>>526370172It should be called the F.R.E.N. program. Foreign Reunion of European Natives
>>526371020You guys don't deserve that. It's cruel.
>>526372745Match by DotA ELO
>>526372812>canada blaming america for their shit laws and greedThe us regulated out just pulping whole forests. Canada did not.
Where's my Personal American?
>>526381976Being assembled in China as we speak.
>>526381976take me
>>526381976Trade you for a Sheila
>>526370172>Hold up, he's actually cooking here.Is this some kind of a joke?I literally baby sitting an American who suffers from schizophrenia through Discord.
>>526370172If it's just talking (no meeting whatsoever) can I request a nigger? Like the most retarded gorilla hood nigger you can find, male or female works. Big laughs and such
>>526382849>the most retarded gorilla hood nigger you can findI'll call my people.
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>>526370172>Amerimutts>improve anyone's mental healthlmao
>>526381976Howdy
>>526370172I would make a great friend. I would say things like, "you're a peein' " and "Put another shrimp on the barbi." We'd have a swell time.
>>526383395I would punctuate my laughs by firing a pistol
>>526370315It's a fake tweet Anon.
>>526370172So I can get an American to live with me?Nice
>>526382849>can I request a nigger?You'll have to buy one at auction like everyone else.
>>526370172>Europeans coming to jewnited jews of jewmerica (glory be to israel)KEK
>>526370172>by europeans he means european jews>by friend he means personal glownigger influence agent or spyAnd europeans will pay for spies themselves! MIGA!
>>526370172i think they need it a lot more than us
>>526370172Imagine getting assigned to a British Paki.
