My mom was a waitress for years at the Tooborac Hotel, a pretty famous country hotel out here in Victoria. Well Trump was doing some scouting for real estate in the 70s and swept my old mam off her feetAnd had a one night stand that ended up with her getting pregnant. I have bright blonde hair and even that weird body he has i see on myself. Im just a country bloke and dont know how to reach him or anything. But the story itself is good enough for me. Im the Predisent of Americas son. Its pretty wild and everyone around town knows me.
>>526371232Your mum is schizo. what mental illnesses do you have?
>>526371232are you also a fat orange gay pedophile that worships israel?
>>526371384Yes and in addition to this, his accent is stupid.
>>526371232>1970s AustraliaTrump wasn't there for real estate, anon. He was on safari, hunting abbos. It was still legal then.
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>>526371232Based and joker pilled
>>526371232Just imagine... Blumphs fat, illegitimate son in the middle of australia with a thick accent and a mean, dumb look in his eyes. Drool slowly leaks from his mouth as he angrily pumps petrol into a strangers truck. He's thinking about all of the mean things he could do to koalas. Why? Because he's Blumphs sadistic, illegitimate offpsring. Born without a soul, only the desire to screw others over. The kind of man-child who lights ants on fire with a magnifying glass at the age of 46.
>>526371232Donald is an orange Jew fat head and you are Arthur Fleck, adopted, tranny.
>>526371232Is this your mom?
>>526371449>>526371815kek, they can try but they can never prevent the jeet from coming through
>>526371232Sounds legit, you should stake your claim his other kids are all deadshits.
>>526372606Thank you but i have no way of getting in touch with him. I tried facebook and me mam made a twitter. No reply. We just laugh about it sometimes. The old man i have around reckons its funny too.
>>526371232I'm Hitler's son. Hitler didn't die in Berlin. He escaped and moved to Argentina where he sired me with his wife Eva, who also escaped. I have my father's magnetic personality and indomitable will.
>>526373259Post moustasche
>>526371232The future king of Australia, his emblem will feature a redback on a toilet seat.
>>526371232About 17 years ago I started training at the Holesglen Tafe near Chadstone. They had a small gym. There was a tall blonde girl named Alison who told me stright up while I was running on the treadmill that she had fucked Donald Trump. Like that was her conversation starter. She then asked me if I knew who he was. I said some millionaire in America. She was like yeah. Seemed pretty proud of herself. My brain went 'yeah nah', back to focusing on the workout. She was attractive though.
>>526375158I worked at Holmesglen Tafe in 1999. There was some construction going on there and my dad brought me to work one day (I was 6 years old) and made me an induction card. So you could say I've been working since I was 6. I've still got the card
>>526371232So what, Bonnie Prince Charlie, you going to claim the throne?
>>526372829Go to the Australian and American media. Try to see if there is a way DNA testing could be done, maybe compared to close relatives of his. Would create an international shit show if true.
>>526371232>joker movie scene>your dad is bruce wayne, sonnice troll post, faggot
>>526371815Hang on a second, are you implying that criminality is genetic?
>>526371232>me mum’s a whore>”mummy who’s my papa?”>cumdumpstermum weaves miraculous tale of wiping dingo blumpfs ass once>I’m the son of the president of the United States of AmericaI believe it
>>526375352Hit out at ABC? Would be funny to rock up there and demand a DNA test. Im pretty settled into my life and like the lowkey rumors in town. If it were proven id have a bunch of new responsibilities and be expected to behave like a predisents son. I dont know.
>>526371232Post hair, or a full body pic with blurred or hidden face. The butt chin thing Trump has, thats a very strong recessive thing, do you have it?
>>526377843Sorry mate. Not going to. Im on facebook “Allen Carsen” in Heathcote
>>526377843Heres my facebook pic
>>526375158Good on ya mate. He definitely got around aus back in the day
>>526378853cute loli
