This is retarded
>>526377866maybe you are the retard
>>526377866This is what all Republicans aspire to be.
>>526377866source other than twitter?
You voted for it.
based
>>526377866Tell me what's so stupid about it. You can't
>>526377941Can’t wait till Trump teaches you Canadians your place.
>>526377866based
>>526378162>>526378090>>526378123https://open.substack.com/pub/richardhanania/p/the-based-ritual?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=4gf7x1
>>526377866Actual dementia-ridden manchild
We can do it again, too. Nobody can stop us. There’s nobody that has the capability that we have.
>>526377866hava nagila!!
>>526377866>This is retarded
> give me danish clay cuz swedes didnt give me swedish prizehe is truly american
>>526377866The comment about the Nobel made me literally laugh out loud
>>526378254These tweets read like Trump has a fucking vagina. He's America's first tranny president!
>>526377866>No documents which state denmark's possesion of greenlandThe US signed such a document in 1917 when they were buying the virgin islands from denmark
>>526378447the peace prize is Norwegian you retarded troon.truly europoor>>526378564>dumpf r da real trannies.all the people you're defending support trans rights and mass invasion of Europe.
>>526377866What is Europe going to do?
>>526378643> give me danish clay cuz norwegians didnt give me norwegian prize named after a swedebetter, eglin troon?
>>526377866I voted for this.
>>526377866I don't believe it, but it sure is shit funny.You retards wanted chaos. You wanted memes! You wanted happenings! Oh fuck let it be true. The leftist faggots will absolutely go nuts. >"""Chaotic Neutral is a personality alignment (from Dungeons & Dragons) for individuals who value absolute freedom and individuality above all else, following their whims and instincts, rejecting rules, traditions, and authority without being inherently good or evil, often acting in self-interest but not necessarily seeking to cause suffering. They are free spirits, individualists, and anarchists who live by their own code, prioritizing personal liberty over societal structures or moral crusades, making them unpredictable but not randomly destructive. Key Characteristics:Freedom-Focused: Their primary goal is personal liberty and independence; they resent restrictions and authority.Individualistic: They follow their own heart and conscience, acting on personal whims rather than group ideals.Morally Ambiguous: They aren't driven by a desire to help (Good) or harm (Evil); they just do what they want.Unpredictable: Their actions can seem random or inconsistent because they aren't tied to a rigid code, but they aren't truly random; they're guided by self-interest.Anti-Authority: They challenge the status quo, question laws, and dislike being told what to do.
>>526378220Not reading all that
>>526377866>Unformated block of text>Source PBS >No link Lol, LMAO even
>>526377866I'd say it's way beyond retarded. Maybe somewhere between unhinged and deranged
>>526377866>Writing a letter threatening to invade a country over a personal grievance If congress wasn't completely and utterly useless, this would be sufficient evidence to impeach and remove him from office.
Guys I don't think it's 4D chess and he was just retarded the whole timeHe really thinks US ships landed on Greenland 500 years ago
>>526377866i'm happy for you, or sorry that happened
I still cannot believe the crazy bastard took her Nobel Prize. ... and to top it all off, they took the picture in front of the Declaration of Independence!
Trump is a retard and a disgrace. Everyone who bows to him should be shot. RIP GOP.
>>526378944Conducting foreign policy isn't a high crime or misdemeanor
>>526377866This reads like the drunk ramblings of a guy at a bar
>>526379081She recognizes Trump as the great man of history that he obviously is. This also helps her legacy.
>>526377866Davos is this week...
>>526379092You could argue this if didn't clearly cite his motivation as personal in this letter. But he did. That is not foreign policy.
>>526377866There is no way this is real
>>526377866>This is fakeFixed it for you.
>>526379236He literally says this is what is good and proper for the United States. Nor does he threaten to invade anywhere in the letter
>>526379270>>526379320It's not fake.
>>526379153He is a fucking loony toon villain. He used to be a kike con artist, but now he is just a retard doing random shit, depending on who talks to him last. The retard actually thanked the Iranian dictators for not killing 800 people, after they killed who knows how many thousands. I have no idea if the stories are true about him wanting to nuke North Korea his first term, because they talked shit about him. Or the stories of him wanting Navy Seals to attack Mexican drug cartels, then trying to blame it on China. The more this retard talks and does crazy shit... the more I think he was honest about nothing holding him back but his crazy fucking morality.
>>526379471I can believe it, but I've only seen twitter sources atm.
>>526379367You can't just ignore the opening of the letter. He clearly states his motivation. There is no amount of mental gymnastics you can do to get around this.
>>526378958>gib greenladn it wuz promizd hundredz yurs agostraight from his overlord’s playbook
>>526379081>gives her award in hopes of being considered to be installed as the new leader of vuvuzela>forgets her name the next daykek
>>526379486He wants Greenland and knows the Euros will fold. It's really not that complicated. The fact it makes people so hysterical is kinda funny.
We're going to helicopter drop him armed with twin aks right on Denmark's capitol
>>526377866Can someone tell me what are the "8 wars PLUS" he has stopped?
>>526379501That's because it was first reported on by PBS's foreign affairs journalist on Twitter. It's completely real though.
>>526378130I can't wait for an American Army man to break into my house and rape me bloody. I touched myself this morning fantasizing about how intense it would be.
>>526377866maybe it is time to stop letting people past the age of retirement hold these positions. they are too close to the brink of mental deterioration, and now the same that happened to Biden is happening to Trump, only that he has no handlers apparently because even while his sanity is slipping, he's still too headstrong
This thread is Windows Optimizer 2000 tier.
>>526377866accelerate
>>526379694Armenia Azerbaijan Rwanda CongoIndia PakistanIsrael GazaIsrael IranBosnia Kosovo (1st term)Egypt Ethiopia (1st term)Thailand CambodiaObviously theres some hyperbole there.
>>526379850Oh and he gives himself a quarter point for stopping Thailand and Cambodia a second time.
>>526377866>it's only that a boat landed there hundreds of years agoAre you sure that's the narrative you want to go for, American man?
>>526379850>Armenia Azerbaijan There was no fighting at the time the "peace" was made>Rwanda CongoMajor offensive launched days after the "peace" was made, fighting continues.>India PakistanTrump not involved at all, according to leaders of both countries.>Israel GazaOk>Israel IranWe're setting up for regime change in Iran right now.>Bosnia Kos)ovo (1st term)I dunno. Ok.>Egypt Ethiopia (1st term)I dunno. Ok.>Thailand CambodiaWar intensified weeks after "peace" agreement, fighting halted without US involvement.
Do you think Trump punched his expensive billion dollar bed like a upset 6 year old when he found out he is not getting a Nobel?
>>526379153She wanted trump to hand her venezuela
>>526378944If it works you won't be thinking it's crazy. Dumber shit than this has worked before
>>526379850Thanks. Out of those Rwanda-Congo is defo still ongoing, I suppose he got some temporary truce signed before and counts that as stopping a war. Maybe it's the same kind of deal with some of the others.
>>526379850>Bosnia Kosovo (1st term)>Egypt Ethiopia (1st term)I don't even remember anything about those ones. Must be lies
>>526379153No it doesn't. The globalists, unlike the neoconservatives, don't care deeply about Venezuela or Cuba, and she guaranteed they won't make any effort to install her in 2030, when Rodriguez or Maduro, or whomever declares victory again.
>>526379270I'm wondering the same.. its being circulated in a lot of normie news sites so who knows? It could be fake.
>>526380106Politicians lie anon
>>526377866>Gar storeLol
>>526377866Isn't "boats landing there hundreds of years ago" exactly how we got our own land?
>>526380442it was first reported on by PBS and confirmed by multiple other sites including Bloomberg. It is real.
>Why is it retardedThe US is threatening an ally (denmark) that supported the US with its fucking retarded wars (Afghanistan) and lost man to it.Not only that but written Documents by the Us-goverment support Greenland beeing Denmark. (Treaty of the Danish West Indies)In other words:The moment the US would attack Greenlad it would mean:1. Beeing an ally of the US will give you nothing 2. Having treaties with the Us is meaninglessAka the US would be considered a NIGGERstate just like Russia
>>526380483That one doesn't count, thoughbeit
>>526380567Are you guys accepting gringos? I will work hard at whatever non-cartel labor you guys need.
>>526380441Maduro is dying in Florence(the prison)
>>526378130most non retards would welcome becoming a state
>>526378130okay, i'll be waiting. nigger lover
>>526378944>>526379236it isn't real and you are a sub 80 low IQ mongoloid, unless you can show me a source other than twitter.
>>526380647>lose free healthcare and subsidies>gain, uh... >...
>>526377866I dont care about fuck about this.I just want a vampire gf like the ones from the anime
>>526379667eurotrash and the US Congress will never ever let it happen.Trump is just throwing shit at NATO. He wants to leave NATO and wants to pull US Military out of Europe, but Congress will not allow it. Throwing shit at the eurotrash until they kick the US Military out and also end NATO is a good strategy. It will fuck it up so bad the treasonous democrats cannot save it in the future.
>>526377866Kek 16 YEARS LATER he's still mad about Obama's nobel peace prize
>>526379092Trump has committed a gorillian high crimes already, that's not the hard part of getting him impeached.Congress is basically allowed to impeach any person for any reason. They could impeach one for being ugly and fat.
>>526378220...Why do you lefty faggots suck so bad at impersonating conservatives or maga types? I mean it wtf is wrong with you troons? Do any of you guys remember Jesse Smolet? Do any of you guys remember the purgered events he went on to describe? They were so bad that even Chicago city police couldn't help cover for his horseshit made up story.I want you guys to read that gay substance article and pay attention specifically to the dialog inserted into it. Only thing he missed was to to finish it with:>and everybody clapped
>>526380641Eh, I wouldn't bet on it. The charges are obvious bullshit, he has a very competent legal team and trying the case in New York was very stupid on Trump's end.
>>526380791>remember, uh, other thing???
>>526380524Europe interfered with the US election and censor American tech companies. No Europoor is an ally of the USA. Current Europoor leaders just want an obedient bodyguard and to flood their countries with Muslims and trans their children.
So are we getting Greenland or not
>>526380784This. That's what this is all about. Zion Don, butthurt over some niggers globohomo medal, mobilizing hordes of miggers to invade this board which they already ruined a decade ago
>>526377866This old fart is legitimately fucking insane. Why even send a fucking letter to the Norwegian PM? Nobody asked him for his freudian excuses.
>>526377866there are no breaksright wing media sphere is just people telling each other how great of an idea it isone who speaks against it gets thrown out of the club so there are no breaks
>>526377866based.Take greenland and dont stop there, ally with russia and conquer every fucking european country.please
>>526380517>Anonymous insiders says>From the personal account of a PBS hostIt's fake as fuck. App articles are a circle jerk of reference that all lead back to a single tweet from nick schifrin.
>>526380911We are coming for you, and we will plant the US flag on your whitehouse or whatever you have
>>526380911Doesnt norway own iceland or whatever? We need it for national security,europoor.
>>526377866what an absolutely senile retard
>>526381019he put his name on it, so he's confident enough in his reporting to stake his reputation. inb4 what reputation. Pulitzer prize winner.
>>526379850>Israel IranNigger what>start war>fighting ends>"I stopped the war gaiz"Lol lmao even
>>526381121>does one independent nation own this other independent nation?the absolute state of maga education.
>>526380524Tbh afghanistan was fully justified, iraq was a shitshow. Now Saddam was an awful man to be sure, but the war was still bullshit
>>526379081Who do you think history will remember: people like him or the other senile pedophile who spent his time in office enforcing pronouns in government emails, promoting trannies in the military and trying to stay awake?>>526379096It's the drunken ramblings of some tds obsessed loser on twitter. The fact that this hasn't been picked up by the left leaning media who would not miss a chance to farm orange man bad outrage means its almost certainly the ramblings of an obsessed twitter schizo.
>>526381171>what reputation. Pulitzer prize winner.Lol, LMAO even
>>526380806Don't the conviction rates in the US are like 99%? Anyway, there is no way they went to all the trouble to capture him to let him go free after a trial.
>>526381232But i heard iceland is owned by norway or sweden or some shit. I dont know you guys third world shitholes.
>>526381121>US is taking all Nordic countries islandsOh no, I hope big bad US does not take Åland away from Finland, that would be awful.
>>526381298Yeah, that would be stupid. >President Trump pardoned former Honduran President Juan Orlando Hernández on December 1, 2025, after Hernández was convicted in a U.S. court for drug trafficking and sentenced to 45 years in prison.
>>526380897>Newsom becomes president>"Yeah so we're not gonna be retards any longer, no more of this hostile malarky. The world should be run on law, rules and order">*gets peace prize for halting nigger tier behaviour on a national scale*If Trump is still lucid enoughto recognize what is happening I reckon he will die from a stroke. If he is even alive at all.
>>526377866lol @ all the euros who are completely incapable of handling the bants. such a soft continent, weak people, sad!
>>526379501It's going to take a while for more reliable sources to type up articles, but apparently a Norwegian tabloid has confirmation.I don't think they would fake a quote from the PM.>Statsminister Jonas Gahr Støre (Ap) bekrefter meldingen overfor VG: Dette er en melding jeg mottok i går ettermiddag fra president Trump. Den kom som et svar på en kort melding til president Trump fra meg tidligere på dagen, på vegne av meg selv og Finlands president Alexander Stubb, sier han.>Prime Minister Jonas Gahr Støre (Lab) confirms the message to VG: This is a message I received yesterday afternoon from President Trump. It came as a response to a short message to President Trump from me earlier in the day, on behalf of myself and Finland's President Alexander Stubb, he says.https://www.vg.no/nyheter/i/q6AdB0/trump-i-melding-til-stoere-foeler-ikke-lenger-noen-forpliktelse
>>526381298>99% conviction rateWhat, you are thinking about japan which is just fucked in its judicial system.
>>526378849>just like my heckin board gamerinos!
Somebody take trumps phone away when he goes on bathroom breaks
>>526378849>anti-authority>shills for the government Nigger, you not chaotic neutral. Lawful stupid.
>>526377941Maybe both Trump and OP are retards, retard.
>>526381418Highly likely. For all non-NPCs this is another lesson in mass manipulation by dialectics btw
>>526381019No it isn't. Just accept that your president is a demented retard.
>>526381419https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15009955/What-did-Putin-say-Trumps-advisers-ashen-scared-Ukraine-showdown.html
>>526377866Why did you leave out that the source is PBS
>>526381298It's very rare for federal cases to actually go to trial, hence the conviction rate is mostly comprised of individuals who took plea deals. This is because prior to Trump, federal prosecutors only charged people they knew they'd be able to convict. Just recently, two out of three defendants John Durham charged were acquitted, (the other took a plea) so it's not an impossibility.
>>526377866Does Donald need a friend? I would play golf with him, seriously.
>>526377866> You didn't give me my Nobel peace prize like you did obongo so now I'll give you WAR
>>526377866Yes
>>526382018There is nothing wrong with PBS or Nick Schifrin, and it's been corroborated by other outlets including Bloomberg.
>>526382111Sure, wonder why OP left out PBS being the source though.Odd.
>>526377866Trump's big orange butt dial lmaoNorway, Denmark, Germany, they're all the same anyway.
>>526382111he reported a damaging truth about the dictator. for this he must be discredited apparently.
>>526377866The basis for annexing it should be that we've spent nearly a trillion a year on NATO and arming Europe for decades and received nothing in return. The punishment for not handing it over should be not funding NATO anymore.Simple as. Denmark would cave as all of Europe gets scared shitless and shits on them for causing it over a patch of ice. Very simple solution, none of this personal and war threats BS. Totally unnecessary (like all our spending on NATO against this paper tiger Russia, who have a weak fucking military but could still defeat all of weak ass Europe lmao)End NATO and military aid to Europe. Nows the perfect time to do it. Watch Ukraine fall after Biden's blunder and Europe will be literally shaking.
>>526378220imagine how pathetic you would have to be to actually read this
>>526382390Couldn't be me
>>526382284>entirely your own choice to fund nato which you, yourselves, created>get incredibly angry when it turns out you’ve been funding it, just like you chose to doHad plenty of opportunities to cut this off. I agree, the US should be completely isolationist. But claiming you’re owed money or land or “something in return” over decisions that were made entirely in Washington is farcical
>>526382515They want to trade Europe for Venezuela, Greenland and Mexico. My sides are in orbit.
>>526382284>The basis for annexing it should be that we've spent nearly a trillion a year on NATO and arming Europe for decades and received nothing in returnThis is your primary failure -- that you don't understand so much as the purpose of NATO yet think you understand it sufficiently to speak authoritatively on it. NATO exists to, yes, defend Europe against Russia but even more strongly to unify it. NATO was created in the wake of WWII, the second war within thirty years to draw in the entirety of Europe and cause millions of deaths. The world wars were caused by a heavily militarized Europe in which many great powers competed with each other. Europe was a bar fight in a phone booth. The solution was to broadly demilitarize Europe and guarantee its security under American military might so Europe doesn't start another world war. It's not entirely your fault that you understand these things so superficially. Social media companies -- 4chan included -- make money off ratcheting up your uncertainty and then selling you an identity. But the fact remains that you and tens of millions like you have no clue what you're talking about on even the most basic level. It's a big part of why you have these totally orthogonal takes which are big on identity signaling but nearly devoid of any actual comprehension.
>>526379184Imagine going to see all of those globalist eurotrash, then shitting all over them, globalism, their eco-commie ideology, and then bitching about how he did not get the Nobel prize and how he must have Greenland.What are the odds the eurotrash have a stroke.
How did America go from Madison to Trump
>>526378731watching china taking taiwan
>>526383191Contrast is like pre 1st age vanyarin vs goblin from gundabad. This is America's elite? Grim
>>526377986It's confirmed by the Norwegian Media and the Prime ministers office. I'm just glad I have been off the Trump train wreak since 2017, and that family and friends know it.
>>526379667>He wants Greenland and knows the Euros will fold.The Nordic countries and the UK is not going to fold, and if the EU fold, then that is a good thing. Fuck the EU.
>>526383612Yes. Fuck the EU.
>>526383682We'll probably get a nuclear armed Nordic military alliance out of it.It's been on the cards since Imperial Germany attacked Denmark in the 1870ies.
>>526383407what do you mean off the trump train wreck? do foreigners show support for foreign presidents or something? i don't get it. did you vote for trump in your head?
>>526383802Pieces on a chessboard are definitely moving.
>>526377866Alright Migger Niggers. Give me your best defences for this.
>Scandinavian flags popping up like madThis means you've been here, posting BASED TRUMP for the past year at least, and are now feeling betrayed. I'm happy about that. Typical maga faggots. You don't give a fuck who gets hurt as long as it isn't you. Reap the whirlwind assholes.
>>526377941>n..no u saar
>>526383802>nuclear armed Nordic military allianceThis really needs to be a thing.
>>526377866He's very fitting to be the head of the United States, well done.
>>526384222>I didn't get the peace prize so I have no need to be peaceful Europeans don't understand blatant humor. No surprise after they considered trump calling Canada a US state "a threat"
>>526385910cope. He went insane
>>526383951Yes, Europeans are obsessed with American and Russian politics. It's why the European far right sucks Donald's and Putin's dicks while getting shit on by them constantly.
>>526384222Greenland is part of our natural borders and we want it. Personal justifications are irrelevant.
>>526385910>haha it's just a joke!!!At what point will you grow up and realize that none of this shit is "just a prank"? Europe is taking all of this extremely seriously, and when the economic and geopolitical consequences for this start really materializing, you're not going to be able to laugh it off and ask to return to the time before you gleefully cheered all of this on.
>>526383802>>526385260>>526384126delusional (the nuke part)
>>526386523https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgDle5B38LU
>>526380911His narcissism at this moment is on the same level as 10 women combined.He has to subtly victimize himself and explain his bitter mood like a cartoon villain.That piece of shit really believes that the PM of Norway has nothing else to do than to pressure the Nobel committee to give him his gold medal.
>>526386523>Europe is taking all of this extremely seriouslyI know. It's hilarious
>>526386410Gibsmedat or else!!!
>>526386886It's not too late to join the winning side. If you have information that could be of use to the U.S. you should utilize the link below. I strongly advise all E.U. citizens to develop a collaborative relationship with U.S. intelligence in view of the coming war between us.>https://www.cia.gov/report-information/
>>526377866>give me the Nobel Peace Prize or I start a war>give me>me, me, me
>>526386905There's no way to convince you that this is real life, is there? No getting through to people like you that you aren't insulated from any of the consequences of any of this shit -- that when things go wrong, they're not going to happen to someone else but to all of us. There's just no getting through to people like you, is there?
>>526377866Ted Cruz and Lindsey Gram are top Trump's aides in 2026. MIGA retards are done for.
>>526377941Name the 8 wars trump stopped? Oh right... It's a lie.
>>526378731we basically just existed and suddenly retarded dictators in all directions went absolutely haywire
>>526387165there isn't. act accordingly.
>>526386940Yes. There's no rule of law between nations and there's no benefit to the citizenry of one nation to deny themselves prosperity for another. I know zero Danes, I don't care about Danes, and I don't care about the wellbeing of their nation.
>>526387696Yes, but you care about OUR nation ostensibly, right? Greenland and NATO aren't about doing the "nice" thing by Europe out of generosity -- it is about stabilizing what as recently as last century was the primary driver of war in the world. In the process of guaranteeing NATO, we established a world order in which we were the primary beneficiaries, entitled to deference and prosperity. This whole "richest nation in the world" thing isn't some kind of implicit texture of reality. We aren't entitled to it by virtue of being super awesome guys. It was fragile and contingent upon many structures and balancing acts which Trump is currently undoing entirely. This is what you morons don't understand. Yes, yes, I know you're unhappy with a lot of things. You are poor and angry and look at massive inequality and need someone or something to blame. This is, in and of itself, rational. Your anger and your struggles are real. It is the attribution that's wrong. You look at dramatic inequality and lost opportunities, and, instead of noticing that there exists a body of elites composing 1% of the society who own over 50% of the wealth, you decide to blame everyone else. If wealth is a pie, your grand idea is not diminishing their share of this pie but to shrink the whole size of the pie entirely. It's fucking moronic, and if you weren't so totally buckbroke by American capitalist-partisan capture, you would see the problem more accurately. Instead, they're going to fuck off to Dubai and you're going to be even worse off than you were before. You are structurally precluded from hearing or understanding a single word I just wrote except this: FUCK YOU.
>>526377866GIVE HIM A SECOND NOBEL PEACE PRIZEQUICKLY
