I told the UK police that rapists need a good head stomping, they weren't happy about this.
Should've asked them about the going rate for child prostitutes.
>>526389247I asked if they would arrest me for bashing pedos.1/2
>>5263893872/2
Is it this easy to tie up British police resources?
>>526389081>bashing Might be a cultural thing, but this word comes off as limp wristed to me
>>526389498Yes, I've been doing it for years.
Have fun, chatting with AI, while they try to get your location and law enforcement help from Australia.Wich they even might get
UK is, honestly, a joke. Youre a vision of a society completely hollowed out by leeches
>>526389585What would you say instead?
>>526389081Okay, I've found a new pass time while shitting.
>>526389833>women still exist mate, we can still call them that, it’s just some of them have cocks now.
>>526389081You're most definitely just talking to an Indian guy in appotabad.
ebin win, updooted :P
>>526390395Nah, emergency services are still uk based. Might be ai for the chat tho.
>>526390379It seems they don't have a sense of humour
>>526390495so emergency services just collect data, let emergencies proceed with no support, then arrest you for jokes online later?
>>526390395
OP are you 12 years old, retarded or both?
>>526390776if you sent them a literal prepaid card to redeem, i wonder if theyd use it for real, and you can see where they shopped after using the details.
>>526390776please link where I can do this
>>526390891I'm tempted to try this.>>526390918>google>UK police chatThere's a few of them and they operate during the day in the UK so you'll have to adjust for the difference on your time zones.
>>526390776kek
>>526391395
I hope this thread reaches 300+
>>526389419>could you please assist us in arresting youLol
haha?
this is heckin illegal...
>>526391802
>>526391915
>>526392005Report a man with a gun outside a random mosque or synagogue on google maps. in minecraft not real life.
>>526392186Alright, I'll have to start looking up UK minecraft maps
That should keep em busy anon.Kudos
>>526392186Bobby visit incoming
>>526392523Kek
>>526389081Didn't we already raid them like 5 years ago? Remember lot's of screencasp asking them about the butta knoif loicense.
>>526389599I read that in the accent of the lead singer of The Oppressed.https://youtu.be/7gmx702E2DY
>>526389081cos you know if you did that shit with your own you'd get a knock at the door lol
>>526391547bless you
>>526389419Holy kek bruce! God I love working with you aussies and kiwis
>>526390831This, imagine getting put on a list for a unfunny joke that has been done to death 10 years ago
>>526394613We don't have an online police chat, if we do then post it so I can start doing it here as well.
OP watch out I wouldn't trust the cunts in your government not to fuck you over if UK cops got in touch, should leave it to the U.S chads as there the only fucks with free speech these days
Lmao what's the link?
>>526392141gold
>>526392141my sides
>>526395106ok that one was actually pretty funny
>>526395514>google>uk police chat
>>526389833KekSaved
>>526392141Fucking kek.Thank you for your service, Dacre. With each chat, another nonce defender gets tied up and can't harm people. I kneel, king.
>>526392141kek
>>526389599
>>526389833I'm crying
>>526389833you fucked it up by misspelling british
>>526389081Why when Americans and Aussies fuck with British Police its always West Yorkshire Police? Its funny as fuck as I'm in West Yorkshire
>>526398085I find that term very bristish.
You're funny OP.You're clearly mental, fucking retarded, bottom set at school and a no-life virgin, but pretty funny.
bingzased
>>526389599your texting an automated response. i dont get it
>>526389081This is your life. Being an edge lord to an AI chatbot then posting the screenshots for strangers to see.
>>526400020The operators are real people, reporting crimes online stops people ringing the emergency number
>>526396522Lmfao to be fair I’ve laughed out loud at a majority of these
>>526389081Based Aussie
>>526389833Fucking kek
>>526391150Can they receive pictures? Asking for a friend.
>>526389419>could you please give us your details
>>526399765>>526400171im convinced these are paid starm troopers. no sane brit would have a melty over fucking with pigs.
To this day the greatest thing ever is when those 4 Australian police got hot by that Indian truck driver and were dead/dying and the dude they had pulled over and had stepped away to piss was filming ithem and talking shit.
>>526391915Being white is illegal. The fuck cares you prissy nonce.
>>526400171>This is your life. Being an edge lord to an AI chatbot then posting the screenshots for strangers to see>AI chatbotOhh there are much funner things you can do with chatbots nowadays
>>526404042I saw that video, was a chuckler for sure>OI got ya little fakkan compuah there innya m8, ain't no good now ah
>>526389833Nice
>>526389081>999 emergency !
>>526389419Kek based.
>>526404042Dick Pussy, wonder what he's up to. Fucking mad man.
>>526396522This is too abstract for the normies that operate this chat to understand, stick to being direct.
>>526389599>>526389833Guarantee that chat is just ran by brown immigrants.
