>”I’m invading greenland as revenge for norway not giving me the big gold star”I mean what the fuck do you even say anymore?A literal 10 year old is sitting at the helm of the worlds foremost superpower. What kind of clown timeline is this
>>526401104>the virgin "all the land is already accounted for"vs>the Chad "hey that land is looking pretty vulnerable to my invading forces"
>>526401498Greenland actually looks like a giant white pussy too.
>What kind of clown timeline is thisJust starting to catch on?Watch, its all gonna get funnier. The circus is far from over
>>526401104he tells us to increase our military then threatens military invasion of Greenland (part of denmark) and says it was because he didn't get the peace mcdonalds souvenir, which the goverment has no control over either waywhat kind of 5D chess move is this??
>>5264019219D chessthe D stands for Dementia
>>526401104That's a real chads attitude, Trump is a conquer like the old Kings
>>526401921JUST GIVE HIM A FUCKING AWARD BEFORE HE KILLS US ALL
>>526401921>acknowledge my peacefulness >(greenland refuses)>I see you have chosen war