"Papers please. I want to make sure you arent ice." (as he has his gun pointed at your head)What do?
>>526414829>What do?you better comply
>>526414829Ask you to show flag
>>526414829thank you, OP, for pointing out that the fascist police are the real victims
>>526414829Turn 360 and drive away . Or you throw a donut in the opposite direction. No u
>>526414829Throw four bigmacs to distract him, shoot him when he chases them, loot his AR for a weapon upgrade.
>>526414983>noooo dont fight us!!!!! Please you were just supposed to go into 1000 years of darkness ok!!! NO WAIT ACK
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Find out.
>>526414829> with your family from churchAfter a time travel back into the Middle Ages?
>>526414829Shoot him in his face and carry on
>>526414829You run his ass over.
>posts some faggot with a ar>WOW MAGA I THOUGHT YOU LOVED THE SECOND AMENDMENT WHATS THE MATTER MAGA BRO U SCARED?!!?Meanwhile no one has an issue with it
>>526414829Hand him my papers. Then, while he's checking, I blow his head off with my concealed handgun and drive away.
>>526414829Didn't one of these faggy leftists get killed after pointing their AK at some soldier in Texas? Anyone remember that guy?
>>526414829prolly smile and feign interest in his schizophrenia then go home and immediately tip off the fedswhich is presumably what happened here lol
>>526414829Miggers are just taking what ICE is doing and saying leftists are doing it
>>526414983>liberalsstopped reading there
>>526414829my homie kills him with a brick from behindfriendship is magic
>>526414829Toss a fucking McDonalds bag with a double cheeseburger at him and move along.
>>526416325gee i wonder whats the difference between cops/feds and some literal reddit moderator standing on the side of the street with a rifle?
>>526414829ICE agents won't need to show papers. they will be the ones stuffing brown people into vans. makes the ID process pretty obvious
>>526414829Who said I was stopping?
>>526414829get a dashcam that has audio recording and play act like you are really scared talking to yourself to show how afraid you are then the moment he points the gun floor it and drive over him - make sure you backup the video so cops can't erase the original "on accident"
>>526414983he forgot the shrink pills all being cut off over night - all the welfare systems turned off so the niggers go 100% violence mode - really you just need to trap them inside the cities and not let them leave.
>>526414829bend him over and slip my cock right into that hairy little asshole of his and assert dominance.And right as I'm about to ejaculate inside his crusty brown asshole, I'm going to pull his hair rand whisper soflty into his ear, "he's still your president" and pump gallons of my conservative patriotism into his delicate and soft liberal bussy.
>>526414829Let him take my twink ass right then and there
>>526414829post link or store, please.
>>526414829I am ICE and you're under arrest.
>>526414829If I have a gun, I shoot him in self defense, if no gun, I show him my ID then go about my day, but I still laugh as he loses by even forcing himself into such a volatile situation like a retarded commie wannabe faggot.
>>526414829Point at him and scream, "HE'S A FED, I SAW HIM KIDNAP A SOMALI WOMAN!"Then drive off when his allies kill him.
first rule of self defense: if they have a gun, you are dead. Mkay? This isn't some magic fairyland where you can dodge bullets. In real life if someone pulls a gun on you, you fuckin do whatever they ask okay? you suck their fuckin dick or fingerblast them til they're satisfied cause brother you just lost of all your human rights. they own you now. you are their slave as long as they own a gun. and let me tell you something if a guy has a mask and a gun shut your mouth and get ready to die because that motherfucker has a gun. A gun will kill you because its a gun. You cant break his gun. he would shoot you. he would shoot you and you'd be dead. He could decide to shoot you at any time. You should be terrified at every possible moment that he can end your life with an itchy trigger finger cause THAT MOTHERFUCKER HAS A GUN. You should be saying hey my ma she's rich lets go over to her house and Roberts you know I got the key and maybe he says okay yeah sounds like a plan. you both go over there and going through the front door you start to think oh god I dont know if my moms home but I shouldn't be bringing him to her house THEN HE PRESSES HIS GUN TO YOUR BACK and reminds you he could make you a paraplegic by getting an itchy trigger finger and so you go into your house and you're pretty sure she aint home. She should be over at Roberts house by now. oh I bet Robert loves that I bet Robert loves when ma comes over to his condo at sundown so he can DEFILE her, DEFILE the memory of HER as YOUR MOTHER and you start thinking of all the gross psychosexual love games that they're gonna be playing with each other when all of a sudden you hear footsteps, and they aint yours, and they aint the gunmans. and suddenly Mas at the stairs. god she's beautiful. and she sees you through the shadows. "Jeremy? is that you?" she says,
>>526417700 and I say "yeah ma I thought you'd be over at Roberts by now." "oh, Robert can be so boring at times." and just like that a hot bolt of lightning flashes down your spine and you dont know why. She starts to walk down the stairs, gripping the bannister with her long delicate fingers. "well to be honest Jeremy, I've been wanting to say this for along time, but I think you're very attractive." a flash of a thousand terrible thoughts sprint across your brain. can I do this? can I be a man that fucks his own mother? can I marry her? "what would Robert thing?" and then a familiar voice opens up behind me: "I wouldn't mind." the man holding the gun takes off his mask. ITS ROBERT. Dirty fucking hound. "in fact, this was my idea." OF COURSE you think Robert convinced your mom to have a threesome with her mostly willing son, WELL NOT TODAY you think, "Robert, you fucking Pitiful bastard I will fucking kill you before I fuck you. I don't wanna fuck my mom and her boyfriend, I JUST want to fuck my mom!" and suddenly they're both coming at you with open mouths and unzipped flies and you freak, you freak, you're so full of confusion and rage and sexual panic that you just fuckin grab at Roberts hands and you try to get the gun away from him so you can just run away and be free of this terrible night forever but Robert doesn't give up so easily and now you're both jockeying for the gunj and no matter how much you pull you just cant seem to get the gun so you bite down on his hands you know to try and loosen the gun again and all of sudden BAM the guns goes off. the gun that killed ma.
>>526414983I only read to the third paragraph but this applies to any modern first world sedentary pussy, especially those dudes who live at the gun range with their $2k rifles who have never shot at anything but a static target.Right wing larpers especially are in for a wicked nasty wakeup when the psychopath down the street realizes no one will stop him from raiding the house with the "don't tread on me" flag while dad is at work.
>>526414829Drive off. I'd bet my bank account that magazine is empty.
>>526414829Tell him to>go get some lunch big boyAnd then run him over…
>>526414829I'd shove that plastic airsoft toy up his dilated asshole.
>>526414829Run him over
>>526417700>>526417787Wise words. I do feel a little safer, thank you
>>526414829
>>526414829This has already happened in 2020.His name was Daniel Perry.
>>526414829>What kind of American? You don't know?
Couldn't win with fist so now bring out the dinky little .22's like a bunch of pussies huh
>>526419017Sure buddy.
>>526416923>really you just need to trap them inside the cities and not let them leavei-its ok, i have a case of onions under my bed...i've been camping...
>>526417787i enjoyed reading this
>>526418672that actually looks KINO
He dies
>>526414829> What do?-Show papers to diffuse situation-Drive away-Make four left turns-Return to same spot and hit with truck at 85mph-Desecrate corpse-Steal wallet-Drive to address on license-Desecrate corpse's wife-Go to Applebee's with family in celebration
>>526418681What happen to his black fuck nugget.
>>526414829give paperswhile he is reading, dump my glock 45 with a switch
>>526416056>cmon!Such a cool song, steller video
