This game is the final filter for MEN. The last ship is leaving the harbor. If you purchase this game you are not a man. You are a child, a cuck, a eunuch, a slave, and a sheep. This is the filter. If you don’t understand why, then you’ve already missed the boat.
It just won't be the same without Dan Houser.
>>526421667He's right you know
>>526421667But I don't care what some loser on the internet thinks of me
I don't get it, I'm not into video games. Explain
>>526421667Hahaha
>>526421667
>>526421986filtered
Same but because GTA games are soulless driving sims.
I think it's going to be the biggest disappointment in video game history.It's going to be so woke and globohomo.Will still sell like crazy though.
>>526422145to eunuchs
if it was more like gta2 it would be cool
>>526421667Yeah unironically this post is dripping in truth.
>>526421667I still haven't even played GTA V.Just beat IV for the first time last year actually.
I only play Age of Empires 3
>>526421667I will be waiting for reviews and a sale before I play it.
>>526422145How can a video game "be globohomo"?
of course i won't buy it i will download it
>>526421667Nigger i didnt even play GTA V
>>526422282I don't think modern rockstar could come up with anything as comically edgy as kidnapping a bus full of people to turn them into hot dogs for the russian mafia these days.
>>526422416>definitive editionyou cant spell swed without a cuck
>>526422316Same I assumed V was pozzed so I never bought it.
>>526421667Nice try but you couldn't be more late. Most men will retreat from society to play that game and I'm sure that's why it keeps getting delayed. Which is honestly based.
>>526422585They are not men
>>526421667Im going to let you in on something. When you have "made it". Life is boring. When you have the money, the security, the homes, the accounts, etc. Theres nothing to do...because the struggle is all behind you. The struggle was entertaining for me. Now that I have won, I have no need to struggle. So, Ill go buy GTA 6 and play it, because Iv won.
>>526421667Why should I care what you or anyone one else thinks of me? You don't seem like a kind person.
>>526422641You’re a child. I have “made it” and my life isn’t remotely boring, let alone boring enough for me to play with baby toys.
>>526421667OH GOD THE WAIT IS KILLING ME!
>it's another "feminist cries about video games while scrolling tiktok and instagram 24/7" thread again
This and RDR 1 was Rockstar's peak.
>>526422625>being a man means being a wagie in a cagie and going into debt slavery for a shitty house, a roastie wife who just got off the cock carousel and 1.6 kids for the globohomo to brainwashA real man does whatever tf he wants. I for one am proud that real men are opting out of this gay jewish system.
>>526421667>>526422008>>526422114>>526422145>>526422282>>526422416Video games are for fags and children, but I'm glad Bannon got you useless idiots voting for my team.
>>526423136>opting out>buys aaa video games
>>526421667it will never be released anyway. This was decided a pretty long time ago now.
>>526421667It's going to sell a lot because of momentum from the previous games even though it will have DEI bullshit. Hopefully the sales aren't as high and they end up looking stupid.
If it can't be pirated, i won't play it.
>purchaseshit i'm not even gonna pirate that fucking slop
>>526421667I'm a man because I have a cock and balls, not because I refuse to purchase a game you don't like. You are literally a postmodernist
>>526421667>buyUncle Timmy will buy it for me on Epic, eventually.
>>526421667I'm having a son via surrogacy in five years. I don't need or want women in my life beyond their holes.
>>526421667I’ve never played a single moment of any GTA game because I’m not interested in being a spiritual nigger.
>>526421667You are gonna buy the game, don't lie. How do I know about this? You care so much about this slop that you made a post to cry about it. That's someone who is desperate for this game to be what you want it to be.
>>526421667I never completed a fucking GTA in my life just watched the cutscenes
>>526421667GTA6 will sink AAA games
>>526421667quite the contrary. I will spend $70 bucks and 50 hours to do what most 'Florida men" can only hope to do with their lives.
>GTA6 will have weight gain mechanics in itsorry lads but I will be pirating it or something, at the end of the day I am still a degenerate
>OP: video games are for children; men should not play themI agree with OP. Adult men should make an effort to stop playing video games and practice an adult hobby. However even with the black and gay characters that will be in the new game GTA VI is going to sell millions of copies because it will be better than most video games released in the last five years.
>>526422432>How can a video game "be globohomo"?
>>526423523From your mouth God's ear. As a three decade veteran of this now accursed industry, nothing less than the complete implosion of these mega-corps will save us. These projects must fail.
>>526424015I hate what they did to my industry. May God grant us justice.
>>526421667Let me guess you need more
>>526423322Yep, you don’t get it
>>526423328You're delusional, Gen Z mumble-rap loving retarded wiggers will be all over this shit, as well as the usual brownoids.
>>526421667True freedom comes from doing whatever you want. Other people's opinions are largely useless.
>>526424172You use the same arguments that tranny academics make. You are a postmodernist lmao
>>526421667I just cant stand that I finally get to play as a super hot chick in GTA but she has to get plowed by some ultra chad white dude. Hopefully it can be a poly thing I can turn her into a dyke
>>526421667I have never played a gta game in my life.
>>526421667im gonna racemix and fuck my thick latina gf in gta 6
>>526424171Sorry but I'll never play a baldur's gate game the third game trailer advertises gay bear sex. You can call me a mountain of names but I don't care. Not playing a game series with that in it.
>>526422997Get your mlp loving ass off this board you sick fuck.
It's going to GTA's Fallout76
>>526423227>buys
>>526421667Adults don't play games kiddo
>>526421667A real man does whatever he wants and doesn't care about the opinions of other men.
>>526421667i would buy it but i don’t have a ps5
>>526421667>This is the filter. If you don’t understand why, then you’ve already missed the boat.>implying I care if I missed the boat because I'm not a nigger and can swim
>>526421667I'll buy it when it's like 5 bucks like every other game.
>>526421667What if I don't care for GTA VI but still love IV?
>>526424897>bear sexThis is a different game idiot.
>>526421667It wont be released for another 3 years anyway
>>526422625Most guys aren't men.Not by whatever arbitrary definition you hold, anyway.What's a real man to you?What's a real man at all?Do you have a definition?
>>526424015The 2010's were a jewish wet dream.
>>526422422I'll wait for bugs to be fixed and performance patches to be released. Maybe by then there will be a sale for $10 off and also a ps5 pro patch.
>>526422625>some anonymous faggot on an anime website thinks he's the final arbiter of what a real man isyou're just embarrassing yourself
>>526424244Yeah.This will be FIFA/COD level slop
>>526427493Being a man is virtue and having a certain inner disposition. It is certainly not what most Amerifats think it is in their retarded hollywood infused brain.
>>526421667Didn't read Don't careStill buying
>>526421667I'll watch other people play it here and there I guess but yeah i'm expecting something extremely watered down and non offensiveImagine CJ being a protagonist today, you'd get people baaawwing cause it's "reinforcing stereotypes that the Jews created by introducing blacks to gang, drug and thug culture"
>>526422145I'm anticipating a great fudging of numbers like what we saw with TLoU2 and some other "big" releases. They'll talk about how many "players" the game has, but not how many sales. And in terms of sales, they will try to hide the huge volume of returns.
>>526422432>like this
>>526427367This guy gets it.
>>526422641I despise horseshoe theory. Why are you like this.>broke ass loser with no prospects, sits at home playing GTA6>financially successful insectman with no life at all, sits at home playing GTA6
>>526421667real men play cyberpunk 2077, you fucking faggot.
GTA is just an outlet for normies to live out their psychopathic fantasies and because it's a "real life simulator".I got 5 on a discount and only played it to drive around in cars.
>>526421667True. Normies buy it because of the name. I wont buy it because theres no good writers and the culture at Rockstar has changed. No different than from ubishit or techland or cdprojectred. Its all shit.
Wasn't planning to unless it goes on sale for like 10 buxIt will be cringe shit but at least the map should be nice to drive around in
>>526423452Me too. I only play games about praying.
>>526421667I’m finna cop a deluxe edition fr
>>526422641kek. same situation. i haven't played a video games for the past 25 years, but "discovered" cyberpunk about a month ago. they finally released a mac version, and i bought a ps5 dual sense controller. wowzers. now i understand why adults are into this shite.my first games console was an atari 2600 back in the early 80s, it's unreal how far things have progressed.
The hype they've created around it are impossible to live up to. Such a large scale and so many features, there's going to be bugs. On top of things like how they announce there will be LGBT parades and stuff. If you let people freely attack them then you earn the ire of leftists, if you don't then you catch flak for limiting player choice. GTA worked as a satire, but they already said the new direction was less offense towards certain groups. So unless the story of these two characters really works, the game's press already says there's less shock value and less freedom than previous titles.
>>526422876/threadthey should have gone back to liberty city and recycled until maybe gta 8
>>526423227>aaa video gamesSo non AAA games are ok to you?
>>526422145It won’t fail and will sell millions upon millions because of the online part, for some reason people liked gta5 online
>>526421667I'm not the one raising Jamarcus's son though. Going to play GTA VI on day one.
>>526421667that game promotes the work of the devil>>526423523
>>526421667I'm gonna get it and I'm going to dominate lobbies like an other worldly menace just like I always do in GTA multiplayers since GTA 4's multiplayer.
>>526421667Don't care, am still gonna play it when it comes out
>>526422876>ThisPlaying as a Slav .......... couldn't be me
>>526421667There's only one protagonist, you start as the dude and then halfway through the game you troon out. They tried to rewrite it but the staff all threatened to quit, so they're sticking to it.
>>526421667based. time to grow up
I have not paid money for a video game since NV was released.
It will be Roblox with better graphics
>>526434530DOOM 3 for me
>>526421667Yup. Everything about this game says it will be an overwrought wallet rapist that will crater the games industry entirely.
WMLF confirmed best coupling
>>526421667*smacks lips*lemme get a numba nine, a numba nine large...
>>526421667rockstar will damage its brand badlyThere are NO known AAA games in the pipeline that I'm aware of that anyone cares about. ... except GTA 6. Now, by the time gta 6 comes out it will have a starving army of consumerist gamers waiting to consume the next product. This is something that hasn't happened since halo1 debuted and til this day people think halo is a good game; halo definitely reaped the benefits of bored gamers unable to consume product. Grand TA 6 will be a perfect example of sales and Steam ratings being meaningless. Let this be a lesson to anyone who blindly believes otherwise no one wants to play as a spic or a black. IIT we conjecture, for some maybe even pontificate, our posits on how rockstar will botch this easily obtained legendary status. (___o__________} ~~~^ that's a fancy cigar I'm smoking
>>526421667i think they know its not going to live up to expectations and are just trying to wait things out for the big stock market crash so they can disappear with all the money the execs laundered through this.
>>526421667>foid chimping out over GTACan't wait to play!
an exceptional female protagonist? it would go down in gaming history if Rockstar put that spic woman on the cover of the game, then killed her off within minutes of the game starting and never brought her up for the rest of the game. rockstar, you're not going for an "exception"... the "exception" of what was shown in the leaked game footage doesn't have a single example IRL - it's not "the exception". The "exception" is a female getting gassed up on the idea of killing someone, doing it once, then going back to being a prostitute or whatever women do with their lives these days. there is no "female man" that goes around acting like the previous gta characters.what's happening here is americans are trying to jam the square block into the round hole: "because I saw an advertisement that showed women acting like men, then if there were a gta main character she would therefore act like the previous male characters". This "shoving of the square block into the round hole" example is EXACTLY how the Graphics fags working for the studio that made that sonic movie came up with that "realistic sonic" that shocked everyone. Going as far as thinking of sonic as a realistic character (when the source material screams otherwise) is only explainable by graphics fags shoving the square block through the round whole - because they think everything needs to look realistic. this is also proof that they've been misapplying their fallacy where it's less obvious.
>>526422008It will probably be the best selling game of all time yet full of nigger worship and le hecking stronk women and men who cuck to them
>>526435055>Grand TA 6nigga what?
the gameplay will be fun. the story doesnt matter at all
>>526432233>There's only one protagonist, you start as the dude and then halfway through the game you troon out. They tried to rewrite it but the staff all threatened to quit, so they're sticking to it.you can stay as a dude but the game ends right there with the shittiest endingalso once you troon out, every 180 second in game (+/30) it will say "DILATE DILATE DILATE" and you have to tap the X button as fast as possible. if you fail to stay dilated, it just goes to 'wasted' and you have to do whatever over again. important thing to dilate
>>526435319this is a decent opinion to have only if you are pirating the game.
>>526435319>only allow to run down white people.>only white NPCs have hitboxes>only interactive function of NPCs is to suck BBCyeah, gameplay will be awesome
>>526421667seethe and cope more, tranny
>>526422114>sims
>>526421667>If you purchase this game you are not a man.Agree, but probably not for the same reasons.The appeal with GTA games was you're roleplaying as a grown up who can drive a car around town and do whatever they want.It stops being interesting when you turn 18 and go out into the real world.If you're an adult playing this game, you're probably living with mom and dad still, living as if you're 13 years old.The entire series has no appeal to grown ups.
Gaming peaked with Morrowind
>>526422641struggle is only fun when you know there is a happy ending. struggle is not fun when there is no light at the end of the tunnel. at least when you have all the money in the world you can easily create struggle for yourself such as leaving everything you have at home (safety net) and do shit like trying to become a millionarie again from hobo in a year then struggle as much as you need to until you decide enough is enough and fall back on your safety net. people who actually struggle cannot have that and each passing day seems like you go deeper instead of closer to the top of the hole
>>526421986If you buy gta 6 you are a massive faggot.
>>526421667True
I haven't played video games in years
>>526422145It's going to be the biggest disaster in the history of the entertainment industry. It will be like ten thousand Waterworlds.
>>526435737This is the only truth. I played San Andreas when I was 16 before you could do any of the things in that game. The man children that will be playing this game will be as cringeworthy as they come. It's woke slop for people who need machines to twist off their bottle cap.
>>526422641If you actually want to play GTA 6 you haven't won at shit. It's proof you have the unevolved mind of a 5th grader on Ritalin (that's probably why you feel nothing, you were supposed to grow up)
>>526421667Hyper-competitive gaming makes you a god. Art cheese is for tepid losers. Might as well be a sim then.
does anybody have the comparison pic of the "old" and "new" rockstar devs?
>>526421667I really hope this game is woke trash. GTA 6 being a piece of shit will be what radicalizes the masses
>>526435420kek you're one of the good ones anon
>>526421667I don’t need permission or acceptance to do what I want to do. That’s what makes me a man. You need a priest like Tate to guide you, because you are scared
>>526422416i like to be spain in this game
>>526421667>>If you purchase this game If you... what!?
>>526437219jokes on you. its all cloud streamed content.you can 'pirate' the 20MB thin client app if you want
>>526422741>>526435972>>526436376Lesson #2. Take pity and be thankful. I take pity on all if you. You are in the struggle, you guys have to get up tomorrow morning at 5 and get back out there. I dont. Welp, take your jacket and get back in that car. Ill be here, pitying you.
>>526421667Noooo. Not muh crime simulator!!!!
>>526421667GTA games have always been a Trojan horse for degeneracy. It plays up extreme stereotypes to give plausible deniability, while it's still just about putting porn, nihilism, and degeneracy in the hands of kids.
>>526422641do you have kids?>>526428886gta6 won't be as good as cb desu
>>526421667I dont even know how to purchase it
>>526422432>How can a video game "be globohomo"?>How can a movie "be globohomo"?How can a president "be globohomo"?
>>526421667Most of them will be killed in real life within 10 years
>>526421667> cuck mode activated> avoid all movies, don't talk about them> avoid all games, don't talk about them> tune in to your fav e streamer every night, do talk about them
>>526437766Dey be feeding us pipo y'all
>>526422416commondament?
Sadly i need to play it. It will be the flavor of the month. My viewers will demand it.
>>526421667Easy decision. GTA4 wasnt that goodGTA5 wasnt really that goodGTA6 probably won't be that goodTherefore, save 100 dollars
It's being made by indians. If you have even a shred of hype for this shit then you don't have a human brain.
The faggots saying games are a waste of time are the same faggots sóyfacing about catboy fuentes or testicular or whatever eceleb they listen to 24/7. That's way worse.
>>526438494The fact is we never needed anything newer than PS2 and everything since that generation was a mistake. DLC, loot boxes, pay to win, extra skins, etc. This was all just globohomo colonizing the video game space and utilizing the Internet to extract as many shekels as possible from as many kids as they could reach.Before this era, you know what we did? We took our well tested Gold Master games, and played them alone or with friends. They were solid, whole finished games. No updates. No word filters (try using Nigger as your character name in every PS2 RPG, it's always accepted). Just pure gaming.
>>526422094
>>526422145it'll be like the 28 years later of video games
>>526436196do you think waterworld or 28 years later is a bigger disappointment?
I hate how much this series promotes degenerate behavior. Subversive Europeans are poisoning our minds again.
>>526431791>tp>tfyour an slav lmao
>>526422145doubt it will be full woke. It will be safe and lack the edginess of previous Rockstar games.
>only released on new gen consolesHow am I the only one who has realised consoles are dead and this game will fail because it is being released for dead platforms.
>>526439186simps, which is 60% of men these days, have no personality. they hear their fav fag streamer say "dont play games" and they go and assume that as their new personality while still spending copious amount of time watching those same fag streamers and sending them money every week. They either simp for women or simp for other men but they must simp at all times.
>>526440624Anon it has a colored protagonist and not in a based way. Like it wants you to feel brown.
>>526440866>gta san andreasit's going to suck because games are made by retarded dykes but cmon..
>>526421667This. Wetbacks out. The great replacement is real.
>>526421667I'll buy it if you can plow through the pride parades.
>>526421667I have a beautiful wife and two kids, a dog, a house I own outright, I'm fit wealthy and mostly off grid. I'm going to buy and play GTA 6 and hopefully love it. I would also fucking decimate you in a fight op. You are a fucking gimp.
Man right wingers are just sad people lol none of these posts are from real humans they feel like a caricature of 2004 Jack Thompson.Then you all wonder why your views get demonized in reality and you win nothing lol will never learn I guess it's just sad you drag everyone else down with you.
>>526441193You can't, and can't mod the game to do it because mod sites are run by trannies. This hobby is dead, anon.
>>526421667i liked GTA when i was young and played 1,2,3,VC and 4 but when 5 came out i couldn't give a single shit and same for 6i don't understand the appeal of that franchise anymore beyond the RP shit but i hate that too
>>526421667Im gonna buy like so many copies of this just to dunk on pole fuck you guys this game is what my life has been leading toI need this game
>>526441229I assume once you're "fully" off grid it'll be to take that niggers dick in your anus without the missus knowing?
>>526422145It will be the best game in years and people who dont even play games will be playing because of how relevant it is Screen cap this
>>526421667GTA 5 was mid as fuck, literally one of the games of all time
>>526441730No way man. No way retarded cattle will lap up slop, again. I just can't believe it. How can you be so brave and smart?
>>526441669>you vill consume ze product>you vill get excited for ze next producthttps://files.catbox.moe/bmvdym.mp4
>>526421667>600 and something GB filesize Kek no thanks
>>526435319Wrong. You will be allowed to run over anyone but the secret algorithm will keep track of who you are killing and create a social profile of your psyche and the data will send be sold to 3rd parties and stored with Palantir.
>>526421667i only play helltaker
>>526442845this guy gets it
>>526421667>culture warrior bullshityeah dude you're a fucking pop-politics faggot
>>526422008>>526422145It'll be a little bit of both. There's a high chance of it being leftist propaganda but at the same time boomer/miggers hate videogames and young people. Rockstar fanboys are also extremely cultish compared to other fanbases. Imagine Souls players large in number
>GT5 released in a time where LA was the worlds influential city>GT6 released in a time where Miami is the worlds influential cityHow do they get it right like that?
>>526421667but i am really looking forward to this game
>>526421667>>526421802>>526421823BAN VIOLENT VIDEO GAMES!
I literally refunded GTAV in the very first "mission" where i wasnt allowed to run over the fucking cop barricade, what the FUCK were they thinkingThen I saw a video that the story missions force you into failing for not following the fucking yellow line kek open world my ass
>>526421667I'm not going to buy this game, but your rightoid posturing over it is really gay and female-minded.
>>526421667Why did you say purchase and not play?
>>526443154Other way around
>>526441589Yesh... im not buying it then.
>>526439659True but, Vermintide 2 was a fluke and really good. Despite all the things you said being true.
>>526421667I wasn't even going to buy this slop anywaysI'd rather dump my hard earned money into Todd's retirement fund via Fallout 76 Atoms
>>526421667I'm super indifferent to the game, never mind the fact that there might be age verification, $100 price tag, 100+ GB download, and the fact that they will tone it down to appease faggots and lefties
>>526421667>>>/v/
>>526443919I am thinking of getting a steam deck solely to play Dwarf Fortress with the new, good UI and graphics.So I understand. There is the rare exception that proves my rule.
>>526421667I wasn't going to buy it, but I'm going to get on the pre-order now just to spite you, you faggot.
>>526440298Wait... Waterworld is bad?
>>526422641You have no kidsYou haven't won
I don't care about current video games.They are all shit. So why should this suddenly not be shit? Anything produced in the past five years is shit.I am fully covered with the thousands of games that are >5 years old.If i would want to play gayms... because currently i just don't do that
>>526445268You just gotta get over yourself.
>>526421667>lots of pink/purple>4tran promo bake with MEN emphasis>everyone left during dev>most indians that ever made a gamethe "female" protag is a tranny isn't it? so you spend most of the game looking at a brazilian tranny butt?
>still pays attention to video games>but not THIS ONE this is the unmanly oneyeah, you're not needed
>>526421667if your brain can't handle a simple game with some propaganda you are not strong enoughi rarely play games, and i will be getting this one propaganda has zero effect on mei pray for you weaklings
>>526422094Are there any humans in this game or just walking talking brown things?
the majority of pajeets on /pol/ try to hide the fact that they're pajeets. in addition to "leaving that part out" they will proactively, persistently misrepresent their true form. pajeets are all about assuming other people's roles, from today's outsourcing and replacement migration all the way back to thuggee bandits lying to travelers about who they were. pajeets are devoid of their own identity, making them the ideal globalized goyim. they don't want a home where they belong. all that means to them is "compete in squalor." much better to go somewhere nicer, built by other people, and do their jobs for less pay and live slum-barracks life in their suburbs. pajeets don't want to be home. they also don't want to be pajeets. jews know exactly how to play their insecurities and dopey ambitions like the innocent rube fresh off the bus from the cornfield. this is their new golem to replace the ones that don't love them anymore
>>526443359actually you can beat GTA 5 as a pacifist. your allies can complete the entirety of the first mission without you doing anything.
>>526422094GIWTWM
>>526421986you will be the loser on the internet thinking of you dummy
>>526422820that looks like jewish bbc fetish mod
>>526421802Dan Houser wrote 5 and it was shit, RDR2 started showing the woke side of Rockstar and GTA6 will just escalate the globohomo faggotry to outer space. Pic related is the last true Rockstar game, also one of the greatest games of all time.
>>526447585jeets dont know theyre jewsjews dont know theyre jeets
>>526422416Why would you play AoE 3 when there is AoE 2?
last decent game was diablo 2faggots and zoomers disagree
>>526421667Game is gonna be full of niggers and you can slaughter every single one of them. I dont see the problem. Seems based to me.
>>526448105I still have dreams about that airport level
>>526424171is baldur's gate 3 full of faggotry? I assume it is but never bothered to actually check it out.
>>526424171
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>>526421667Then I will be filtered. Who the fuck care
>>526424897fag
LOL>>526421667it will be the only last Rockstar AAA game, if u miss on out GTA 6, u done fucked up bro, right now playing GTA 2, peak 1999 soul. not everybody can simply become a lifelong neet gamer (u gotta be terminally online from birth(even onion websites)).
>videogamesembarassing really.
>>526421667I don't let basement dwelling 4chan virgins determine my media consumption. I will buy/pirate/download and consoom whatever I choose. The level of globohomo in any particular media is often a matter of perception and up to debate. You don't have to like it but you don't get to control and shame other men's media consumption with incel buzzwords and namescalling. This game will probably be the highest selling game of all time and you will still seethe about it.
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>>526422145The entire fate of this game rests on whether or not you can drive your car through a pride parade. If they gimp what you can do in any way or send you to immediate 6 star wanted then wtf was the point of making the game?
>>526421667It depends, if its like “muh strong womyn” like some modern star trek gay shit or if its like sicario where the woman is clearly realistically underpowered
All the even numbered gta games are disappointing, all the odd numbered ones are good. It's that simple.
>>526421667i love florida latinas but i'm not playing this or any faggot modern gamehow psopped and broken do u have to be to still play modern games?
>>526421667I won’t get it.If it turns out to be really good, I’ll get it in a few years on a sale.
>>526435972>struggle is only fun when you know there is a happy ending. struggle is not fun when there is no light at the end of the tunnel.thisit's the whole "what doesn't kill u makes u stronger" fag clicheonly true if it's acutechronic shit will grind everyone into dust
>>526448105>mp3generic ass rail shooterthat game fuck sucked
>>526422145It won't make the money back but be too big to fail. It'll quietly murder the last of the US games industry.
you guys are already wasting time on an imageboard talking about how your "men" if you dont buy a videogameyou dont have wives. you dont have kids. and if you do, your....neglecting them to talk about videogames anonymously on an imageboardlol
>>526435446>>526435319>>526435319>the gameplay will be fun. the story doesnt matter at allfaggot, they monitor threads like this and seek to deliberately undermine that thinking. they're going to find a way to cram that shit in your dumb, consumerist brain when you're "just playing the game and not paying attention to the story"
>>526421667GTA 3 made me a gaymer, and 6 is the last game i care about. Poetic, innit?
>>526421667zoomer will eat it up
>>526422145I think it’ll break first week records. I don’t think it’ll do well after the first month at all. The next gen, I guess current gen, have sold like shit there are far less available customers these days. It’s been delayed for no other reason reason than hoping that a few million more consoles would sell over the holidays and interim months. It won’t be DOA but it will never keep pace with GTA V at any point in their comparative life cycles. In fact there’s a chance it doesnt turn a genuine profit even if they’ll claim otherwise to keep up the ruse that gaming is still popular.
>>526453183who cares? everyone will be dead in the endliving with women just made me a shittier person
>>526453689>living with women just made me a shittier persongrim skill issue
you KNOW they will do something stupid to fuck it up. it's just a given. a fact. rockstar HATES their customers. hate hate. fuckers all need therapy.that's the gta history. they fucking hate gamers.and we know that.
>>526453428yep. it will be loaded up with micro transactions and possibly a subscription service that comes with a 'free' water bottle
>>526454082get ready to set out on a mission. you setup your guns, your car, your clothes, and your credit card.
>>526453915>changing yourself to make femoids more tolerablecucked golem behavior
>>526454082>and possibly a subscription serviceIt already exists, it is called GTA+
>>526454314>>changing yourselflike i said, grim skill issue
>rockstar social club!lol
>>526435319based, not shitskins and zog faggots will remain alive.
>>526454470>based, not shitskins and zog faggots will remain alive.
>>526428493nigger simulator
>>526423209>is on 4chanGo back boomer boy
>>526454082>>526454360a large amount of people dont even know this, but its because the games 12 years old, and the subscription for online only happened like 4 years ago. a good 80% of the people who played it and stopped playing it almost a decade ago left the subscription even became a thingits fucking guaranteed to get a subscription requirement (technically not, youll get miss out on the flying jetback minigun hovercraft lock on missile bike so itll be a "tiny" bit unfair), itll just be "when". not on release, no way, they need to make sure they get as many sales as possible and the largest playerbase as fast a possible, then wait till people are too committed to bounce upon its announcement. people who already played online for 8 years and were whales werent gonna quit after that much of a time sink
>>526421667I've never played a gta and I'm not going to play the first featuring trannies and theie mentally ill parades
>>526454729>the first featuring trannies and theie mentally ill paradesuh
>>526454435i'd rather do virtually anything else than gay domestic games...not caring drives u feminists mad
>>52642166795% chance I buy it. The main character could be a tranny and I would buy it.
>>526421667I think they're supposed to be a Hispanic couple but she's clearly latina and he lacks most if not all Hispanic features and looks more Slavic than anything He's also not a tiny brown mexicanoid which is what Americans think of as Hispanic. This game is therefore about white men fucking latinas and I will consequently buy it.
>>526454968feeling like a broken record here
>>526423452>being proud of ignorance
>>526421667>>526422145Expect this game to be delayed into 2027.Release is going to be March 2027 at the earliest.>Why?>We all know the schizo conspiracies that the brunt of the games story was very likely written during the peak wokeshit era. Therefore we can expect the game to closely resemble this particular manufactured zeitgeist with all the accompanying agendas to be pushed.>Around Q4 2023 it was clearly noticeable on the fringe parts of the internet that "fatigue" to the manufactured zeitgeist of woke-ism is forming. This was an early indicator of course and it has become increasingly noticeable in the broader normiesphere ever since.>Culminating in the "protest election" that secured Trumps second presidency.>Suddenly panic in the boardrooms. "What are we going to do? Our nigger simulator is full of black dildos, forced cuck relationships and BBC references!?!?">"Let's delay the game and rewrite the story. We can not risk releasing out flagship game which we want to remain relevant and monetarily successful for a decade+ with a story that doesn't match [zeitgeist at date of release]!">the rewritings begins>"Fuck! Peter!? PETER!?!?! [wait..what was his,err,her name again?!] PRISCILLA!?!!! What did the higher ups say to replace the 30 inch flaccid black dildo models with again!?" "Damn this job is harder than I thought."[on a side note: Bob got laid off for calling Priscilla by her former name Peter.]>the delays are being announced>crew hard at work>ffwd a little bit>"nigger fatigue" being ever more noticeable>Trump approval going lower, some of his decisions not resoundly being cheered for[to be continued]
>>526455071>>526455165>>526455286What's up turdjeets? Still getting smushed into red-and-brown goo by elephants?
>>526455342>[in the boardroom]"WAITWHAT!!??!?? Where the fuck are we heading in this country!?">NYC mayor election happens indicating zeitgeist MIGHT be moving and shifting once again>[in the boardroom again]"Geez, I don't know what we should do. We invested half a trilly in story #1, then half a trilly in #2 and we just don't know which we should be releasing. Which story will hit the zeitgeist of NOW and our projections for 10 years in the future best? ANYBODY? *crickets* Ok let's delay again.">release gets delayed once again>Midterms happen>boardroom uses it as indicator to where the zeitgeist is swinging or remaining>release gets delayed one additional time>ffwd March 2027 or later>one of the two GTA 6 will get releasedmy prediction:>full on original wokeshit version nigger simulator will be released if team BLUE wins the midterms>re-written signtapper version nigger simulator will be released if team RED wins the midtermsThanks for attending my Ted talk.
>>526423240>it will never be released anyway.
>>526421986Go play chicken with a freight train, poojeet
>>526454813Yikes
>>526421667What’s hilarious is this pic was legit the official promo art for a while but as rockstar realized no one cares anymore they started sending shills to /v/ where we told them their art was obviously trans color coded so they actually changed it.Why has /v/ done more for the culture war in the last two years than /pol/?
>>526455709people forget that cj literally gets pegged in the ass by catalina
>>526455752uh its still there
>>526421667Color and Lighting: GTA 3/5 use desaturated, moody lighting for realism; Vice City/6 opt for high-contrast saturation and glows.World Density: Dense, vertical urban sprawl in 3/5 vs. horizontal, open tropical expanses in VC/6.Mood Evocation: Cold alienation (3/5) contrasts hot escapism (VC/6).
>>526455889Now compare it to the trailer 2 cover color palette, notice how the pink on white on blue is nowhere to be found
>>526455774I've never played a gta so I don't have any idea of what are you are talking about but I'm glad I've never played them.
>>526455235i break all u femmetards by simply not caringi'm just not going to care, that's allhahaahahahahahahahah
>>526456075>the one set in daylight is different to the one set during the sun settingare you...are you implying rockstar got rid of afternoons, and not that its just...a different trailer?
>>526456089>7 posts by this ID
>>526421667It will be spectacularly shit.All the story and humor in the previous games leaned on the main characters being clowns and assholes. In GTA 5 you had a former gangster turned cuck, a ghetto nigger, and a deranged psycho redneck.It is basically illegal in the current industry to make a brown woman look bad in any way so that means she will have to be a girlboss who looks "cool" kicks everyone asses and never fucks up which is going to look retarded as it always does in those kind of games.Even if you were able to get past the shit story and faggotry to only look at the gameplay modern devs are too incompetent to make anything technologically innovative at the point so mechanically it will be a reskin or worse than GTA5.
>>526456167I think they are well aware this game will fail to reach the lofty financial goals internally projected for it and distancing themselves from leftists politics during this time of mainstream right leaning cultural backlash is critical, yes.Why do you think the game keeps getting delayed, it’s cause they went overboard on globohomosex+
>>526437481Agree. Anti-intellectualism, glorified violence and lack of impulse control.
>>526441018>Black is brownBro what? Come on. Goddamn
>>526456319>we will alienate ourselves from almost half the population in an attempt to garner more salesgood luck i guess
>>526456208i'm about to eat in a few, want to join me, slut?
>>526456739>8 posts by this ID
>>526456896we will fuck on the table after and i'll put u to bed
>>526456679How is not directly pandering to a particular political belief system alienating to anyone?
>>526421667This but games in general.
>>526441229>I have a beautiful wife and two kids, a dog, a house I own outright, I'm fit wealthy and mostly off grid. I'm going to buy and play GTA 6 and hopefully love it. I would also fucking decimate you in a fight op. You are a fucking gimp.
>>526421667You guys wont believe this but when i was in daycare in like 2001 they hired some nigger who played gta in front of us for hours. One of my earliest memories.
GTA V was also shit but nobody is ready for that conversation
>>526421667i'm spending all my game time watching the mo-cap stripper booty. you're just gay
Im going to buy that game when its 9,99 on steam in 20 years
>>526454813you are a tranny for playing the mobile port to pc demake.
>>526457472>muh wife says
>>526455643why do jeets like you always call others jeet?
>>526457171you mean like not removing gays to pander to the right? i dunno sounds like the right might not li-who am i kidding they will buy it anyways
>>526458357So if your sexual preferences aren’t a central point of some form of media then that media is excluding you?
>>526457717sir that image is from a 13 year old reddit post
>>526421667what if it's on sale?
>>526458570woah, central? weird jump you made there. no, my point is that a series thats had faggots in it in almost every single one, excluding them despite being set in faggot central, miami, would be noticeable. did you forget this franchise has had two main characters that are queer?
>>526437304>streaming the entire gameNBNiggers on suicide watch
>>526448105Max Payne 1 was the best
>>526439659You will buy the $20 texture swap or you're a racist
>>526421667GTA has always been an over hyped mid tier normie game I haven't played it since GTA4 and even that was just alright, I don't care if it has fags in it or not it's just a mid game series
>>526421667Based
>>526428161>Behold, the next gen masterpiece brought to you by kikes and dykes!Yikes.
>>526457566>retards blowing each other up with Oppressor mk 3 or whatever fucking thing they inevitably put in>this nigga sittin in the strip clubmy sides anon
I wonder if Cockstare is going to kill their own studio by releasing a console version over two generations and then only deliver to PC like they did with V. This isn't the early 2010s at the height of the console market.
>>526421667Ever since I became a father, video games just aren’t as much fun anymore, not to mention not having nearly as much free time. Although I will say the ONE game I am looking forward too (and have very high expectations for) is Medieval 3 Total War.
Will it get delayed again?
>we were supposed to get this game in may
>>526435269So, the same as every other GTA?
>>526423209This anon is a hole
it will never be released, they can't stop milking the v cow.
