I voted for this too.
swedish femboys only for me
I voted for this
>>526422704kek what the fuck
>>526422704What an national embarrassment
grok is this real
Schizo moments!!
>>526422704Where do I sign up? I want a wise sage from those bodycam videos out of Florida
Honestly. It’s pretty funny. Imagine the reality tv potential.
>>526422704wut
>>526422704>"Nigel, you're actin like a fag again. you should post Amelia pics on ur facebook."
>>526422704MY PERSONAL AMERICAN STOLE MY BIKE
I would love something like this. I'm so fucking lonely, I just go to work and after work i drink 4 beers until I fall asleep. I recently started pissing the bed almost every time i drink beer so i switched to vodka. On weekends i take 5 grams of mephedrone and masturbate for 12 hours. I tried being sober for 2 months but honestly everythign seems like a hopeless lonely nightmare. Having a guy from America reaching out to me once a week and asking me how I'm doing would be honestly pretty cool. I'm not saying it would change my life but I would feel better.
>>526422704>Kremlin.tv
>>526422704I already have many personal americans on /pol/
>>526423071Hey fren it’s your personal American here. Time to cut back and make some shine :D
>>526422846>What an national embarrassment
>>526422704Trump has been watching MLP again, hasn't he?>"Twilight Sparkle was a great pony- a but grumpy, but great for the town. it really made me think, what if we had something like that? we could all use a friend... a great friend."
>>526422704I will be for fren eurobros :)
>>526423071There's penpal apps, I use slowly. Have myself friends around the world now. I'd recommend it.
>where’s my Nobel prize reeeee
>>526422704Awesome, someone who improves my understanding of American English and culture. For free. Love it.
>>526422704I'll volunteer.
>>526422704Ok but I want a funny American to entertain me.
>>526422704Could be fun. We can hotseat Heroes of Might and Magic 3 together.
>>526422779fag
>>526422704any american who wants to be my friend, my hobbies are posting this cat daily on a weebo shitpost board.
>>526423118>>526423303>>526423312>>526423375you guy like to go fishing? I'd go to europe for some fishing
I don't think talking to a yank would make me less depressed t b h
>>526422704Traitor Trump/Krasnov destroyed America, so that makes no sense. "Land of the free, home of the brave" is no more.
So what're we eating?
>>526423198based brony blumpf
>>526422846I think it’s an awesome idea even if it’s unrealistic or he’s kidding there’s a lot of lonely people in the world who need a fren that would probably go for it.
Trump is finally bringing industry back to the US.India's greatest export is there people, but we're bringing back the human exportation model to the US, thank God for domestic production.Euros are in desperate need for Made in America mental health specialists. We have the greatest mental health folks, it's true. Sadly the American Left doesn't seem to think so, but we do.This is the fastest way to repair US-EU relations, and I'm happy to help in anyway I can. I don't just stop wars and save lives, I IMPROVE lives, and this is only the beginning!Peace through Strength! Friendship through Connections!MAKE EUROPE HAPPY AGAIN.
>>526422704So i will be able to enjoy the wise teachings of a morbidly obese mutt telling me how much my life sucks?Can't wait!
can I have a personal american like this?
>>526422704I lied, we're not having burgers.You're going to listen to me talk about Lisp for a few hours then we're playing Riichi Mahjong.
>>526423198Equestria was a prosperous pony ethnostate for over a thousand years, and was brought to ruin in mere generations the moment Creatures were allowed in
>>526423515this is not american, this is chantal.
>>526422704Hello european frens
Hey Eurobud we can play Halo CE on Blood Gulch if you want. You can have the good controller.
>>526423375Imagine the tag teaming you could do in a thread just hanging out together irl
>>526423312>Could be fun. We can hotseat Heroes of Might and Magic 3 together.i'm down, bro! (HoMM3 + HotA 1v1 Duel, obviously)also, after a few HoMM3 matches we should do some 2player runs of the sailor moon arcade beat em up and drink a few gallons of mountain dew in the process
>>526423408what a coincidence, i do fishing and would like to go to the US fishing and all this mess is overhonestly the US are probably a better place for fishing in general
>>526423408Have you ever tried ice fishing? Just bought some new stuff for the spring
>>526422704So does "Live-In American Friend" = "CIA Asset to sleep on your couch" ??
>>526423515You can take all of them.
>>526422704I'd gladly live with an ameribro if it got me the hell off this island
>>526423648I'll show my eurofriend some nice creek fishing spots >>526423691not a big fan, around me we really don't get thick enough ice so I was always told not to do it.
>>526422704I don't get it, americans have a higher suicide rate than europeans
>>526422788You could be mine
>>526422704Sounds like too much work
>>526422704This can't be real, no way fag.
Lol gay
>>526422704I can have my own personal American?
>>526422704Mandatory burger assistant for every eurocuck
i was just wondering if any euroPEANS want to hang out and smoke weed and fill up our bellies with diet soda while we play burnout revenge for the ps2?
>>526423805no wants you canadathis is a gay sex club for americans and euros only
>>526422704i know this is a joke but if any europeans out there need an american friend, i'd be glad to help. some of you i assume are good people.
Europeans are depressive and pessimistic people who lack humor. I got laid a thousand times in Europe by just being funny and happy.
>>526422704>trump wants Europeans to live with niggers and spicsPass. I'll go to a local gypsy ghetto if I want to get mugged.
>>526423761During the summer my fishing is basically sitting in a cheap rowing boat at the lake and drinking beer, I dont seem to get a lot of fish during the summer but its not like I'm a good fisherman either
>>526422704Eastern European femboys hmu
>>526423870Burnout 2 and only car crash mode, i am in.
>>526422788kek
>>526423878Canada has MAID instead lmao.
Bloody hell, I better go make the ice cubes now!
>>526423071You're pissing your bed because all that gooning has fucked your dick, also I dread to imagine how shitty you must look - are your teeth rotten? desu men are in a shitty position rn because there isnt a single place where you can find new friends
>>526423515I'll bet her lady parts smell like a Hardees sausage biscuit
>>526422979
>>526423920Fish the shaded areas are piles of debris under water, the fish like to take cover in the summer. Also don't fish during the peak of the day, do morning and late afternoon.
>>526422704>you see that Muslim? Kill them. Bush would have wanted thatO ok Kay.
>>526423784https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXx9S2nDouY
Hello future Euro frens.I will feed you cheeseburgers and beer and we can go shoot guns in the desert.
>>526422704I'd rather die in the trenches of Greenland than have to share my home with one of you lot.
>>526423512I mean, if you want. I'm 12 or so lbs over for my BMI and a functioning alcoholic that can stay sober for work but slams a bottle like a slav at home. Also going to be a Wizard this March. That's my application to be your personal American. I hope you consider it and one day you will be my guide as we kick unexploded ordinance in the red zone
>>526423852Hi :)
>>526424026*and piles
>>526423981>implying Europeans have friendsMaybe the Meds do. The rest of you are robot like cunts.
>>526424055and fuck our cousins
>>526422704Time liberate eurocucks from their misery… We will teach you the way of the burger, freedom, guns and how to be able to say anything you want no matter how offensive. Think of being able to FaceTime your burger monitor to call someone a nigger or faggot and tell the police to suck on their freedom stick? Euros should be dancing in the streets at this announcement from President Trump.
>>526422704based
>>526422704I’ll get a European girlfriend?
>>526422704We can be frens (I'm a femboy though if that's okay)
>>526422704Trump's gonna give me an Amerimutt gf? Maybe he can take Greenland after all.
>>526424074Oh that’s not true. Some of us can cook and presumably we’d be allowed to bring all of our fun American stuff you don’t have.
i also learned english from thsi guy
>>526423118>>526423312>>526423375Come to Tennessee and I'll take you to get some tasty BBQ
>>526423637Is HoMM3 actually that good? I tried the demo of HoMM Olden Era and it was really fun if a little upfront complex. HoMM3's graphics filter me.
>>526424166>presumably we’d be allowed to bring all of our fun American stuff you don’t have....such as?
>>526423071me too
>>526423071New copypasta spawned kek
>>526424077how could i say no with them digits?Henlo fren, my name is Thomas and i'm 37. I don't drink due to my ulcer, but i can introduce you to the wonderful world of opioids.
>>526422704>Be European>Start videochat with your Personal American™>(He) Gets shot
>>526424097who are you voting for this next election?
>>526423784I’m available but I’m a tranny and I expect to be fucked daily
>>526422704Who am I going to get as an american friend ?
>>526422704As an American I would be happy to describe some of the pros of our constitution (Free of Speech, Right to Bear Arms) that are much needed in European.However when it comes to food and health, Europe has mopped the floor with us. Our food & health is complete shit, and thats where Europe can help us. So I will be your personal American if you be my personal European. :]
>>526422846Sounds like you need a personal American friend.:)
>>526424339probably some dude named jim. he's a good dude.
>>526423761are you in the southeast? i want to catch a snookit's supposed to taste great
>>526424232
only NPCs want friends
>>526422704Will he tell me how to properly worship niggers?
>>526422704I wish he did this during the first term when I could still laugh at these antics.>>526423031/thread. No one is beating this.
>>526424389no sorry, Pennsylvania. You'll have to filter for an american friend by region
>>526422704this can't be real, it's fake
>>526424026Makes sense, what kind of fish are you catching usually? I bet there are some decent salmon spots in America
>>526423515Yeah we'll send you like 100k of them
>>526422846>choo are like a foking taco with el grande caca head!Why are you spics so unintelligent and boring as fuck in everything you say?
>>526422779Finally I can have an American friend.
>>526423198
>>526424481no shit scherlok,OP is a 1pbtid and there is no source.
>>526424454you do quite well in the nigger worship department as well, my german friend :)
>>526424454Like this
>>526422704I’m all for it as long as we’re helping out Europeans and not “Europeans”
I can have one of those brown Americans ?Slavery is back on the menu boys
>>526423071I’ll be your friend fo’ free, kang. Word up, you gots to stop taken them drugs, yo.
>>526422704Thanks, Mr. Pedo Protector, I already have that on /pol, you can keep your Mossad-assigned handler for someone who is more in need.
>>526424488large and small mouth bass
>>526424232Maybe he meant guns and blades longer than 2 inches. But in the off chance hes a chef, scrambled eggs that aren't disgusting and runny. I really don't know why you guys cook them so weird.
>>526423870maybe
>>526423118Thanks finnanon
>>526424481>>526424570Look at these depressed and lonely Krauts. They need good ol fashioned American friendship!!
>>526422704HOLY BASED STATE-MANDATED EUROPEAN BOYFRIENDS
>>526422704>live-inThis is just becasue ameripoors can't afford housing.Not taking you in, fatso.
>>526422704Holy fuck he's just dunking on them daily now.
>>526424574They're a lite version compared to the almighty US of A
Weighed and ready for shipping!
>>526422704I would actually use this. Who wants to be my American friend? Rednecks and hillbillies are preferred though I’d take a New Yorker too if I have to so no worries. :)
>>526422704My fucking President! Beautiful! Take THAT euroshillsHuehuehuehue
>>526423031/thread
>>526424574I'm afraid I still have much to learn.
>>526422788He’s still the same Donald we know and love. Even if he’s a bit zogged kek.
>>526423071How about start with the weekends and cut the masturbation a bit. Try to do something when you wake up that isnt getting fucked up and masturbating that lasts a few hours before going home and gooning out. Pick an easy activity like just walking in some nature area for 2 hours. If you sit at home, you'll piss the day away. Going out in public should involve cleaning yourself up so you dont look like an alcoholic who sits around beating off. You're still mostly going to do that, just dont look like thats what you do. Hopefully that helps your esteem a bit to give more motivation not to get so fucked up you piss your bed. Maybe also get an ugly practice girlfriend first. You dont have to commit to her, but someone who comes around that would trigger some amount of shame for your lifestyle would go a long way in helping clean up.
>>526424741A Jew Yorker will go bad on you quick, stick with the hicks.
>>526424666yay;3
I call Silvio for my Personal American!
>>526422704>y-you really vant to be my friend? b-but vee dont do zat in Germany...>'AYY LOOK DOE, MUP DA DOO DIDDA PO MO GUB BIBBA BEE BAP COF BIN DUB HO MUHFUGGIN BIX NOOD'
>>526423071hey man, how ya doing?
>>526423031Kek. Add it.
>>526424213>Is HoMM3 actually that good? it's unironically one of the greatest games ever made. whether playing casual custom scenarios (some of which will take you days to beat) or playing more "seriously" in the form of HotA 1v1 duels (1 hero maps or jebus cross, whatever), it's just mechanical perfection>HoMM3's graphics filter me.how so? they're some of the most gorgeous 2d graphics you'll ever see, and they still look beautiful in CURRENT YEAR, you just need to make sure you've got the right graphics scaling/filters in your launcher so that it looks as gorgeous on your big monitor as it always did
>>526423031
>>526424283Hello Thomas, you can call me Vasya, as that's the name I give the cops when they harass me. I know I couldn't do opioids, I'd overdo it too quick, also the drinking already effects my bowels that opiod constipation wouldn't help. Did you know you can smoke Atropa Belladonna though? I'm growing some now but it's finicky. I got the dose too low last time and just ended up with light sensitivity
>>526423440fucking LMAO
>>526424212>getYou mean we aren't making it ourselves?
>>526422788January isn’t even over yet. Prepare to see stupid beyond horrors.
>>526423198>he starts singing the MLP:FIM theme in his own rhythm
>>526424355Also want to add this is genius trolling from the Trump administration.Maybe it will lead to White consolidation?I still hold out hope the dude is a secret genius fighting jews indirectly in a battle we will never know.
I'll be your personal friend euroanons. But you have to be my wife's friend too. She's a full 1488 woman, btw. So no libfaggotry here>>526423031TOP KEK
>>526422979Imagine Europeans in a few years. >>K..Kyle. My daughter was raped by a gang from the new refugee hotel. I tried to tell and warn people. Now they are saying I might have to go to jail. We need to get out. Can’t you help? Please…. >>Signed Nigel McPaddy
>>526424808can we hang out dressed as 19th century vampires in a romanian castle?
>>526424144You're gonna get one of the deported squatemalans that will run you're heat in the summer
>>526422704im pretty lonely too so i would actually like this, we can help each other grow.
>>526422704I VOTED FOR THIS! Warm the hearth, bake some bread, get out your extra blankets…IM COMING
>>526423071Thanks, I've been looking for a translation of your national anthem for a long time.
weird way to form Waffen SS but okay.
>>526423031Common Finnish W
>>526422704can i do this with african women instead?
Please send me Swedish or German woman please.
>>526422704Ok, I'd like to get personal female American. Between 12-16 y.o.
>>526422704If it is truly my patriotic duty to move in with a cute and lonely little italian girl and dick her down, then who am i to argue i guess, such is the white mans burden
>>526423071> Having a guy from America reaching out to me once a weekAnon, try living with you 24/7. I’ll be moving there soon
>>526424954sure;3 aaaaand we can look at the mountains in the distance....
>>526422704>mfw I roll up to my Norweigan sponsor and totally dominate his life
Min president!
>>526424633>scrambled eggs that aren't disgusting and runny.ah right, so overcooked eggs. And guns, because clearly everyone loves that shit? And you can have a knife as long as you want so long as you arent underaged nor running around like a spare dick in public swinging it about.
>>526422704quick amerimutts, send me a very qt wife
>>526424621Nice, me too, those are some fat ones in the picture, the ones I get are too small half the time so I let them go back to the lake
>>526422704How much does this pay?
>>526425180
>>526422704im coming niggers, im gonna neet on your shoulders like you wouldnt believe
>>526425105Yurop not Israel rabbi
>me when I encourage my sponsored European to commit acts of violence against their state
>>526422846Shut up retard. Everyone needs an American fren.
>>526425180>peak physical formhow did he do it?
>>526424872I hate this time
>>526423515Adiza Sankofa
Some Dane host me, I would like cheap lego.
>>526422704Funniest president ever award
>>526425043Modern problems, modern solutions
You can talk to me right now, leave a comment and I’ll answer. Our topic: porn in Fortnite:https://www.youtube.com/live/IvcgXj6Mph0
>>526425267In my local creeks they can get that big. I caught a 3 pound smallmouth and a 3.5 pound largemouth this year. I almost always catch and release unless it's a stocked trout or we're catching panfish like crappie or perch to cook that day.
>We have assigned you a live in American>For mental health reasons
>>526425172and kiss
I would be happy to set a euro on the path of enlightenment.
>>526425275You can’t put a price on frenship
>>526422704I don't talk to niggers
>>526425330that's a good start, I would first start with a solid 1 hour tirade on how Disney ruined Star Wars and instead of doing faggy Rey sequel they should have resurrected Anakin in peak form
>>526422846He’s just kidding you fag. Stop taking things so seriously. Trump is a master troll and you will never be a woman
>>526422704>be European >Get an account for fren online >get online >see an obese mutt on screen >obese mutt tell you to praise Israel >call him a filthy migger pigdog>mutt tip you >tell him to shart in mart >close tab
>>526425369generations of racemixing with the least evolved species
>>526422704niggers we dont have cotton here but we are plenty of tobacco.get ready
Trump giving me a state mandated american bf? Where can i sign up?
I'm only accepting rooting tooting point n shooting cowgirls. Sorry bros.
>me coming to a govermant building to take out my assinged American
>>526425246>overcooked eggsYou mean actually cooked. Give me your PO box anon. I'll send you a spare Kershaw Bel-Air and a guide on eggs.
>>526425683That's a man.
>>526425540//^^\\, I'm kinda blushing rn ngl... and then can u show me around the US? ive never been to it so idk how it is;3
>>526425724
How is loneliness even real?Just meet up with anyone else who's lonely.The world can at the most contain one true lonely person and that person is OP.
>>526425606You'll get a piece of Greenland just for that alone.I'm very pleased with my personal American so far
>>526425795This picture sums it up well.
>>526422704Can I get a BMI 19 femboy?
>>526423550which dialect? LISP-1 or LISP-2? CL, Scheme, maybe something more adventurous...?
my little american can't be this cute make this anime happen.
>>526425903i wish we still had quiznos
>>526425849
>>526425903Somewhere in nature too....;3
>>526422704This is funny. What brought this on?
>>526422704anyone need cheering up?have a case of the sads!?
>>526423550Nothing good ever comes out from playing mahjong...
>>526423550>>526425949based lisp enjoyers. im a fan of forth myself
>>526422704This board is already full of my Amerifrens
>>526422704huh?
>>526425516Those are some chunky individuals, some of the biggest I got were like a kilogram (2,2 pounds) using a net during winter, pic rel me introducing americans to my fishing spots>I almost always catch and releaseNever tried to smoke some of those big bass? Could work
>>526423071Kuba? is it you?
>>526422704>haha BASED trump hahahah>more EPIC jokes from from trump>i voted for this hahahCommies are hunting random white people and shutting down churches in minneapolis. Dems are saying they're going to get back in power and srrest trump and ice. Trump is doing absolutely nothing about it. >what it i make more cute jokes teeheethis isn't 2015. we're in a war for the country and this fat retard is too busy sucking israel off to engage in it
Gift for my personal american friend if you get me a gun
>>526425180attack on titan
>>526423031....add it to the list.
>>526426049I can take you to the desert or the mountains or the sea, the US has it all
>>526426124hell yea forth. i've been learning some factor, if you like forth do check it out.
>>526426082honestly, I'm trying to find where it comes from lol>>526426151I fish for bass for sport, I don't eat them. It's actually frowned upon here because everyone fishes for bass for sport.
>>526426221I want to the mountains, maybe go hiking tg if u want;3
>>526425736Can you post a picture of what you think scrambled eggs should look like? I'm assuming that you don't like them with a custard like texture?
>>526422704Whenever i'm having a bad day i will beat and strangle my personal american. Please say trump actually gives me one.
>>526423515honestly, everything about this is so ridiculous, it's unattractive to me. wtf is this?
>>526424983We all are, anon.
>>526422704What he means is, he is considering ways of breaking through this massive wall of commie propaganda that we have in Europe to reach centrist and more conservative Europeans.Just imagine, more than 60% of online comments in German language are from malicious bots. We are already living in 1984 to a large degree in Europe.
>>526425369800 lbs lat pulldowns
>>526426243I fish bluegill for meat when they're on the bed. Fast and fun.
>>526422704>le i voted for this!!!!!!Chomos cant vote. And even if they could, no one cares. Faggot.
>>526425949Scheme isn't LISP anymore. All LISPs became Common Lisp, except Emacs Lisp; elisp gets a pass as a lisp but it is still inferior. SLIME prevails.Racket is cool though, but it's not LISP: it's Scheme.
>>526422704Yes, and bring guns.
>>526425920>I want to be assigned an American>but they can’t be fatso you don’t want an American?
>>526422965you got a loicense for that fren, fren?
>>526426306Its not uncommon for American diners to serve eggs any of these ways. The overcooked american scramble has its uses.
>>526426467You could literally apply for one, but you don't. Why is that ? Even I have a gun and I live in a country where they are extremely restricted. More than your country.
>>526426225>factor is essentially a modern forthbased thanks anon. I'll have to check it out
>>526426306>custard like texture?Wtf. Scrambled eggs are when you go to fry an egg, mess up, then scramble it a few seconds before serving. It should have texture, a touch fried, and a bit running.
>>526426305We can find a beautiful location that’s private to enjoy the nature together.
>>526426632You'll get gypsy aids with that one, careful anon.
>>526426632It will be so fun omg, it will be js us;3
>>526426243Interesting, why is it frowned upon though? I'd like to eat a giant fat smoked bass desu
>>526426619>No maillard reaction yuck
>>526426679I did nothing wrong:(
>>526424074Hop in, we can cruise the strip and pick up chicks.
>>526426632Something beautiful is habbening itt.
>>526422704My yankee doodle frend
>>526426706because if you eat all the decent sized bass there won't be anymore bass lolin some places we ever have laws and regulations against fishing during their spawning seasons. America generally is actually very tough with conservation measures.
>>526426306>separate egg whites from yolks>cook egg whites>plate>add raw egg yolks to plate and mixnot only is it the healthiest way to eat eggs, it tastes heavenly
>>526423071> Having a guy from America reaching out to me once a week and asking me how I'm doing would be honestly pretty cool. I'm not saying it would change my life but I would feel better.I’ll do that for you right now polebro
>>526422704cool where can i sign up to be adopted by a american cutie ?
>>526426718I said a touch fried. If it's not a touch runny then it's overcooked.
>>526426679his hands looked non-gypsy tho>>526426685Mountain hiking with a femboy seems so nice
>>526426452well, that's just splitting hairs over taxonomy. racket is indeed very cool, i use it a lot. as for SLIME, last I wrote CL i switched to sly (https://github.com/joaotavora/sly).>>526426607definitely do, it has very got docs.
Does anyone have a link to the tweet or a press release?
>>526424213are you serious? homm3 is in like the top 10 games of all time, go get it and play it right now
>>526422704Lol isn't American suicides higher though
>>526426880Since i got no one to hangout;P it will be so cool to have somebody to do stuff IRL;D
>>526426835>american cutie
>>526426306In America, you have the freedom to pick either, or both.
>>526422788>>526422846it's about time elon and donlad team up and create american/european international partnership agency that is not a grift like the other commercial ones out there thats the only way they could save the western birthrates
>>526426820That's sunny side up with extra steps.
>>526426880Double rubber, thanks all I'm going to tell you.Have fun
>>526426735I'd rather die in a British tree-seeker.
>>526423071We got you fren.
>>526426779Makes sense why I'm getting small bass, people often dont even bother with getting permits to fish from the larger lakes here
>>526426774nice cock bro
>>526427016I'm good dw:D
>>526426975>In America, you have the freedom to pick either, or both.Are you under the impression that you cannot ask for specifics in the UK? >>526426619>>526426718>>526426820I don't even know what the fuck you are doing to your eggs but it sounds wrong.
how do i sign up to be a personal american? i wanna show europoors my guns
>>526427251>Are you under the impression that you cannot ask for specifics in the UK?yes
GAYTO finally comes out of the closet
>>526423410Give it a try, you never know.
>>526422704So, I am going to have a 500-pound human manatee at home, screaming America number 1 while preaching God, guns and finally having a massive coronary while insulting the (free) healthcare system that will ultimately save his life?I can't hardly wait. I hope it comes with an instruction manual.
>>526422704>Trump sends me cute American farm girl>We get married>She takes me back to AmericaI see what he's doing there
>>526423071Start taking care of yourself, we care about you.
>>526422704HOLA. WHERE IS MY AMERICAN AMIGO? HOPE HE HAS TACOS
>>526427247so petite :)
>>526423515SEX INCARNATE
>>526422704Holy shit. White state sponsored eugenics program.We are winning bigly white bros.
>>526427507Tysm;3 idk i look skinny or not, i think is alr:D
>>526427283I'll take you as long as we can shoot some cans, smoke ciggies and talk shit about ''minorities'' for a couple of hours.
>>526427407You do not want to live here
>>526426306The American version is best when mixed with grits, which is how I eat them in the deep south.
>>526427596You look skinny and cute from what I have seen
>>526427704ty, here's another pic;3
>>526424814I had you pegged as a Vito kinda guy...
>>526424339Romania gets knock off Americans, basically some goblin.
>>526424869everyone likes to eat BBQ, but no one likes to make BBQ, cause it takes too long
>>526422779Careful what you wish for anon
>>526422704LMAO
>>526422704my yuropoor slave
>>526422704No one checked to see that this isn't real, and OP is a faggot.
>>526427366there are cute skinny femboys in the us ^-^
>>526427817Would you like to be My Personal American?
>>526427700What the fuck is grit? Like the stuff you get in the yellow bins at the end of your street for de-icing the road?! You're not supposed to eat that, you put it on the ground when it snows.
>>526424308very well, get your ass over here
>>526423071you should apply for trumps new program
>>526427789nice hand :)>>526427829what could be wrong with Swedish femboys I wish I had one
>>526427931What’s stopping you from making it real?
>>526423183Oooh, a tranny meme. Never saw that on /pol/ before. So edgy.
oh goodie this is just like Training Day (2001)!
>>526428046ty;3
>>526426306in our pursuit of time and costing saving, it has become too common for americans to crack an egg right into the pan, scramble it a bit with the spatula, and over cook it, resulting in what is shownbut its a big place and you can find eggs in all forms here
>>526428113what if we had sex in Dracula’s castle…
>>526427805Oh well.
>>526426243>I fish for bass for sport, I don't eat them. It's actually frowned upon here because everyone fishes for bass for sport.fucking god damn beaners ruined several of my local lakes and a river by catching all the bass and keeping them. i hope ICE kills all of them.
>>526422704If she's under 30 and cute I'll help out
>>526422704Nigger
can i have fren?
>>526425736Don't waste your breath arguing with a limey over cuisine, they're absolutely convinced by blowhards like Gordon Ramsay that the French can do no wrong in terms of gastronomy and they will simply ape the French at every possible opportunity.
>>526428197Depends if it is day or night, at night it looks more spooky;3
>>526422979Thanks, buddy. I needed that.
>>5264242133 was the pinnacle of HoMM games. I wish they'd release an actual modern HD version of it. Especially with all the scenarios/mods people have made. A modern one would be stellar. Ive tried the new ones demo and it's neat. The UI is a bit much for me but I could just be getting to old to adjust to new things.
>>526422704YOUR OWN PERSONAL AMERICANSOMEONE TO LAUGH AT YOUR RACIST JOKES
To be honest, I'd love to visit the warm, country places like Louisiana and party with some people from small towns. Cook up some of that gumbo or whatever. I've never had biscuits and gravy either
>>526428510spooky sex sounds exciting
>>526428612Though i never ever had sex w anybody...
Are Swedish bikini models lonely?
>>526423071Hang in there fren. <3
I get my personal Nigger
>>526423515Mama cita sucky sucky milk
I will take all my Eurofrens to Bucee's and buy them an extra large soda from the soda wall. No one can stay sad when drinking mixed sodas.
>>526428730the male ones are
>>526428677cute, it will really be exciting for you :)
>>526423071Same those 6-packs of beer at Netto for 18 plns ($5) are bad for me
>>526422704bitch, i want a fucking visa80% of H1Bs are going to India, that should be a white men only visa.
>>526428860I mean idk how to suck a dick, but it shouldn't be that hard:D
>>526426306>preheat frying pan to medium heat>scramble eggs in bowl>no seasoning>melt a healthy portion of unsalted butter in the pan >cook eggs as desired >season with salt & pepper or crystal hot sauce
>>526428960We should have visas for young WHITE people to come to America to get married and have kidsif you can't get hitched after a few years you get sent backThough this would be mainly aimed at under 30 year old women
>>526422704this timeline just shifted into overdrive wtf is going on lmaosomething in the air today
>>526423071Sign up for the gym or something man.
My Personal American, My Personal AmericanAhh, ahh, ahh, ahhh...(My Personal American)I used to wonder what friendship could be(My Personal American)Until you all shared its burger with me[My Personal American]Big AdventureTons of funA beautiful heartFaithful and strongSharing kindnessIt's an easy featAnd burger makes it all completeDo you know you're all my very best friends?
>>526427961Coarse ground corn kernels cooked like porridge.
>>526427961It's polenta Mahmoud...
>>526428960I'd be 100% on board for white only H1B visas. For some reason we're required to have retarded shitskins for all immigration.
>>526428962do you have discord?
>>526429298hehehehehehe_omgadd ;3
>>526423071poland will never recover from this post
>>526429271It's a fucking scam, either in your government or the private sector or both.H1B has a supposedly "random" lottery of 65k/yr, yet 80% of them go to India.Muh population size is not an excuse either. EU has 700 million people, China has 1.5 billion people, other parts of Asia 1 billion.
>>526428046faggotry on steroids i guessdidn't think this board would be ok with that
>>526429672Exactly, they use scam immigration agencies run by the same poo colors that they import and they get kickbacks. also h1bs are considered tax deductions and companies dont have to pay their payroll and employment taxes for 3 years kekwhat a fucking joke
>>526423071You can bottom for me if you want, bro
