continuation of the last thread
>>526428527Anyone in Denmark or Switzerland need a fren? I’m open to other locations those are just my top two.
recommend me a soft drink
>>526428952Dr Pepper
>>526428952Moxie, from Maine
>>526428527a friend would be nice
>>526428527i'll do this for pay. sign me up
>>526428952Faygo redpop from Michigan
>>526428952Ginger ale. You wouldn't like root beer, foreigners never like root beer.
>>526428527Watch how it turns into live in BBC and woke blue haired bitches turning Latvian men into paypigs. Good idea, wrong country for this idea.We need live-in Russian bodybuilders to teach Americans to stop being gay and fat.
>>526428527Trump just non stop stomping on Eurofags is the funniest shit in the history of politics
>>526428952Bangs root beer
>>526429370yeah this 2nd term has been kino
>>526429303Dropped the pic, it's delicious but will stain anything it touches including your lips and tongue.
>>526428952Vernor's
>>526429498You have spoken the actual truth
>sup limey, take a seat? want somethin to drink? i gotta talk to you for a few minutes
>>526429303Red pop flavor is really an acquired taste. I'd recommend moon mist, rock and rye, or even fireworks if you want something unique.
>>526428952You have to try them all, that's what makes it so fun being here. You get to try them all.
Brighten up my evening ameribros
>>526428952Go get some irn bru that shit is the nectar of the g-ds
>>526428952Boddle of wadder
>>526428952Zero sugar A&W root beerI got some on sale and it's amazing. Diet soda has helped me lose hella weight by not drinking calories
I'd sign up, I'm trans and I can cook well and like cleaningBonus points if you live in mountainous cold weather, and another bonus point if you're black :3
>>526429735Diet soda unironically was a cornerstone of my losing 40 pounds.
>>526428527“Heh heh, I was just trolling. You all got trolled”, I chuckle to myself as I turn the key and push the big red button
>>526429610>sup brah, poland eh? thats fuckin neato man. i was browsing a forum (guns) and someone mentioned Wojtek, the enlisted bear. i read up on it. that shit was gold, man. keep it up, broski. laterz
>>526429926Kek thaks
>>526428952reed's ginger beer is fantastic and not made with corn syrup
>>526428952Once you try 1919, you'll never want another brand of root beer.
Where is one place you would want to take your personal American to?
>>526428527>You sign up>Doorbell rings>It's a Somalian American >They run out of places to deport them and bamboozled Europeans to take themYeah no thanks
>>526428527Is this fucker trying to revive the PenPal program, or is he looking to export America's homeless under the guise of mental health helper like a fucking Emotional Support Animal?
>>526430078>live-in frenMaybe he's decided to deport white people and leave the browns and leftists to die here.
>>526428527I only accept female friends btw
I need a fren to live with me i have a spare room and he can show me his American ways.
>>526430220>RomaniaWhat happens there?
>>526430058probably oxfordnot much interesting round here
>>526428527the west needs thisno more brother wars
>>526430300Vampires
>>526428527>emotional support americanThat sounds so bad in many levels, lol.Tbf, if this is not trolling, they will send a lot of blacks desu
I love all my EuroPoor friends. I hate brown people
>>526430300In the mountains of Transylvania we can go hiking and swim in salt lakes.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mJGhqcK3JyM
>>526428952Definitely root beer. It's insidious.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhPdpRfd9MA
I love my European brethren.
>>526428952American Fanta so you can cream yourself about how much much superior your sugar beverages are.
>>526430525I always wanted to visit Transylvania for the Vlad the Impaler tours alone.
This is actually genius. The indefatigable American spirit seems to baffle many Europeans. They come to this board and ask why we do things the way we do, why we persist in the face of adverse conditions and impossible odds, why we decide to be different than the rest of the world. The answer is because we were raised that way, it's not something you can learn overnight. We may not always do the right thing, but nobody can deny we always answer the call to action and are seen, heard, and acknowledged. A Personal American could drip-feed that spirit and revitalize our European brothers. And of course we ourselves could learn something to take back across the pond too.
>>526428527I'd like a nice bespectacled amerikkkan fascist trad transgirl to be assigned to me
>>526428952Do they have Oliet Bangs in your commie shithole? I rarely drink soda, but even I could go for a Bangs right now.
>>526432455you should become the fascist transgirl for an American :)
>>526429173Did they change the recipe or did I age into moxie?I remember it was brutal but recently tried again and it was hardly root beer
Can't wait to get my hands on My personal American
>>526429465Unironically this. Also Mug, A&W, and some of the fancier ones in bottles. American Mountain Dew is better than the muck they sold here. You can keep your oliet bangs, though.
>>526432767
i need one
>>526428952Big Red.
>>526428671>Denmark or Switzerland These fren spots have already been filled. You have been assigned to the Albania division.
>>526433048if i get selected can i bring my guns?
>>526433222We had a Kazak girl come as an exchange student for a year. She was super cool. You guys have good science programs. I would visit just to see Soviet space launch stuff. (Assuming you have good museums?)
>>526432079fake gay chatgpt bullshit
>>526433048>open my My Personal American Program™Lootcrate©>expect a cute southern belle>it's a 400lb illiterate nigger
Depressed European here. I'm half American but I didn't get the US citizenship when I still had the chance before I turned 18, and it ruined my life.I want to live in the US so badly, I'm more American than fucking German. I fucking hate this shithole and its people. Help me, My Personal American, you're my only hope.
>>526430300You will be locked in a basement and treated like a fleshlight.
>>526430058>Where is one place you would want to take your personal American to?
>>526430973>your sugar beveragesSadly, they're becoming increasingly difficult to find here. Thanks, Starmer.
>>526433470>I'm chatgpt because I capitalize wordsI assure you on nothing more than my honor as an American that every word in that post is original and typed in its entirety by yours truly. Quit being a gay accusatory nigger.
>>526433661How is it too late?
>>526433926there is no honor in copypasting retarded pro america propaganda that nobody has believed in twenty years
>>526432079Yeah, it's a good idea, actually. Hopefully Americans impregnate many of the European women so that they can restore positive traits in their genetic pool and stop being such faggots.
>>526428527FINALLY I WILL HAVE A GOV MANDATED GF HOLY SHIT WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK
>>526434295Brazil is not Europe…
>>526434176There's a retarded law that ruins it for me. Basically my dad, for whatever fucking reason, had to live in the us for a certain amount of years BEFORE his 14th birthday, for me to be eligible for a citizenship after my 18th birthday. But he moved to Germany in his early childhood. He moved back to the US in the early 2000s, in his 30s. And thanks to that fucking law I can't become an US citizen. It has been added in the 80s for god know what retarded reason and it fucks all prospects of me ever getting citizenship.
>>526434200>copypastingCan you source where I copied it from?>propagandaI hold these beliefs sincerely. Maybe we could extend the concept of Personal Americans to people like you who are spiritually defeatist Europeans.
>>526434368WE ARE PART OF THE MARCOSUL NEW TRADE DEAL BRAZIL BROS WE WON SO FUCKING HARD!!!YEEEEEEEEEEESSTHE HEXA WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>526428952Big Red
>>526428527Only if she's cute and not a tranny. Otherwise my basement is full.
>>526434416You should genuinely try to write to senators and congressman.
>>526434427so you want to give europeans a jew that constantly screams israel is our greatest ally and holocaust at them all day?
>>526431854Beware that it's generally a big shithole, people are mean, wild and stupid.
>>526429610At least your not indian.
>>526430220Sheds can have 2 rooms?
>>526434536I looked it up again, it's called the "Physical Presence Requirement">If one parent is a U.S. citizen and the other is not: The U.S. citizen parent must have been physically present in the U.S. for a total of 5 years before the child's birth, with at least 2 of those years after turning 14. Time before age 14 counts toward the total 5 years but not the "after 14" minimum. For example:A parent who lived in the U.S. from ages 10-15 (5 years total, 1 year after 14) wouldn't qualify—they need at least 2 after 14.A parent with 3 years before 14 and 2 after would qualify (total 5).It's the most retarded nonsensical shit ever.
>>526432455French are yuropeons. They're somethjng worse.
>>526428527like a personal fool. intriguing, but i fear it would grow old rather quick
>>526434746Why is it that it is impossible for Whites to gain citizenship in the US or EU, but every nigger gets it. It pisses me off when I go to Germany and see niggers going through the German passport line at customs, while I have to wait in what should be the nigger line.
>>526434891honestly, we (americans) would probably all end up in prison within a couple months over there.
>>526428527Someone make a My Little Pony esque themesong for this.
>play vidya games>international servers>discord chat with guildiesit's already happening in azerothahead of time, and under budget
>>526434949I know. It makes me hate spics so much. I am fully immersed in US culture, speak the language, and don't even have a German accent when speaking English, and I will never become an American. Meanwhile spics couldn't care less about US culture and history, are criminal, and are a protected class that can literally do whatever the fuck they want.I seriously contemplate overstaying my visa one day, and hope for the best. Or go full-on anchor baby with some fat desperate chick one day.
>>526430220That sounds great but I am pretty sure NATO wants to use Romania as a staging ground for a war with Russia and I do not think I would enjoy any of that.
>>526435159just say your name is Juan Gomez and you should be a citizen in no time
>>526435159No one wants you here.
>>526435346You are aware your ancestors are white Europea...oh wait. Nevermind, Tyrone.
>>526430054I found a 2 gallon "keg" of this at my local grocery store. Opened it at a boys night last Friday and everyone liked it, besides it dispensing super slow for a keg.
>>526428952NoneDrink a beer, an american beer, like Yuengling
>>526435346I do, as long as he's white
>>526435253>war with RussiaTwo more weeks and the russians will ride their donkeys all the way to Berlin
>>526428952Coca cola. Mogs every other soft drink in human history.
>>526435597I am. Thanks fren.
>>526435452My ancestors left yurop because it was a shit land filled with shit people. We left, beat you out of our new lands. And then conquered yiu fucks when you couldnt stop fighting each other over who knows what, who could suck the most dicks. Now all the real men left and came here or killed each other fighting wars for kikes. And yeah our nation might be kikes right now. But you are our vassal and all of you are faggots.
Anyone go to disclosetv to verify? Lol
>>526435835That's some Shane Gillis level of historical comprehension.
>>526430019Youre like us. You save these europoor scum over and over again and all they do is hate you. you saved them in vienna and you saved them from the soviets in the 1920s before the GERMan demons allied with them to hit you from both sides. I hate GERMans,muslims and russians so much its unreal. American pilots went to halp you kill commies in the 20s and you guys still have the memorials thanking us even though the soviets destroyed it. I wont forget any of that shit and neither will my family.
>>526435835You’re a retarded faggot. Kill yourself.
>>526436260Hes not wrong, barbarian.
>assignedCan I at least set the parameters? I want a white non-jewish maiden 18-20 without tattoos
>>526434991Just one of us would get their hands on an unlicensed knife, rally the other American frens, and be god emperor of the entire continent in about 72 hours.
>>526436433is it impressive that I recognize the real painting that this is based on?
EUbros let me live with you. I know how to cook and clean and do laundry.
>>526428952>>526429173speaking of maine, these are excellent, both the ginger ale and root beet:https://www.maineroot.com/ginger-brewhttps://www.maineroot.com/root-beer-soda
>>526436642root beer*
>>526430214Im okay with this. I'll go UK, France, Germany, Belgium, Austria. In no particular order. Only one rule, my Eurofren has to live in a nigger free zone.
>>526436563Yeah that surrender of vergonticerix or whatever that barbarians name was to Ceasar. All that little fag did was get hundreds of thousands of his people killed because he didnt want them to have aqueducts and roads i guess.
>>526428527I hate the left so fucking muchhttps://duckduckgo.com/?q=trump+suggests+my+personal+American&t=ffab&ia=webhttps://duckduckgo.com/?q=Is+Trump+suggesting+giving+a+perosnal+American+toeuropeans&t=ffab&ia=web
>>526428527I'm not depressed, but if any white burger wants to watch the world burn from my mountain jew stronghold hit me up. t. medkit with proxy
>>526433222huh i was walking yesterday and wishing i had a real kazakh bro. i have a friend there i visit sometimes but he's russian. kazakhstan is cool
>check to see if OP is a thing>zero results
>>526436527Mostly true except for Marx. >Human death tollProbably less than 5M
>>526428952h2o
MAFUCKA WE FINNA GO SKKK'IIING N' GIT DAT CLASSY ASSY AAAYYYYYY ROFL MATE WHO FINNA CLOCK GLOCK N BOOM BOOM AUSTRIA U KNO WAT IM SAYIN MEIM BAEM
>>526428527my wife and I need a nanny. You get 40m2 basement apartment with your own kitchen and bathroom with shower, access to family gym, family sauna, ice bath and media setup. In return we need you to look after our kids while we work. Serious /pol/ inquiries only. If our kids shout "Heil Hitler" you will be deported, but anything else we are open to discussion
>>526433881Silly, we don't have fleas.
>>526429610So uh, you guys listen to Polka music? Mhm yeah, we have Polka too but it’s exclusively for Mexicans. I guess that makes you guys kindred spirits which is cool, I guess. So are you happy now? Can I go?
>>526437996Where do I send my lebenslauf?
>>526437996>If our kids shout "Heil Hitler" you will be deportedWhat if I told them to whisper it?
>>526438282session ID05952e89a12218d2606d56c10fcdf75a8b6b72efe0b1d21610e100d79247905b46>>526438652>What if I told them to whisper it?see >>526437996>we are open to discussion
I need an American buddy I can be racist with to cure my depression.
>>526430214Wouldn't it be the opposite?
>>526428527> get live in American>all my food disappears>my depression worsens
>>526437016So it's fake news
>>526428952RC cola
>>526428952Cheerwine. Cane sugar, in a glass bottle
>>526428527Im lookin for an iceland fren to buy me licorice.
>>526428527You there, yes you, you are now my personal american friend
>>526428527I don't need some mutt to be my friend.
>>526440773Is Australia located in Europe, Bruce?
>>526440666:)
>>526435668Based. You’re always welcome, brother
>>526428952This is also good>>526440379
>>526428527I can help
>>526440773Fuck you I'm gonna be your friend anyway faggot, now drink a beer
>>526428952oliet bang's
>>526440773You are mad because you weren't offered personal friendship
>>526428671i need to be saved
>>526428527Have a drink on me, my European bros
>>526428527I'm down to hang with some lads and burn some fags
>>526441281*diet bangs
>>526441445from what anon? I used to live in Vaud.
>>526428527that's awful and insanely cringe way to fight being a virgin in your 30s, could not get more retarded, i guess from this point on is americano-european humiliation century, lost to a fucking women, even commies are laughing at you, grab the Hitler uniforms and rebuild the concentration camps, we are not gonna be having a silent-soft-collective-theraphy, we are going to be having a 4th reich or whatever, another jew hollocaoust or some other word like that that i should have learnt how to spell properly
I require an Italian friend. We shall bond over our shared loves of wine and vidya, and I will deliver you from apathy
>>526429090based, frbr. the king of spicy sodas
>>526428952Red Rock ginger ale. It will change your life!
We're coming to kill your muslims. We can't let them get their hands on your nukes.Provide housing and standby.
lets connect and have a revolution
>>526429465that's the one I never liked... but it would probably appeal more to europeans
>>526441473Are you saying it’s time for a good ole fashioned fag drag?
>>526441728Bulgaria lmao
>>526428952This is as good as it gets, unless the prebiotic version ends up tasting better.
>>526428527>be personal mutt>hey yuropoor, you faggot nigger i am great like a jew and you are pathetic worthless scum and should KYS>be yuropoor>thanks mutt i feel so empowered by your insults i can feel my mental health improving as we speakhow's this supposed to work exactly?
>>526433888>they're becoming increasingly difficult to find herewtf are you talking about? just go into a shop and buy one.
>>526442130That's not how Americans actually are. Your American fren will be encouraging and optimistic and tell you that anything is possible if you buckle down and work hard.
>>526441484>he can't read cursive
>>526428952Drink real beer, sugar beer is goyslop meant for niggers and children
I already am a Personal American™ to my Romanian boyfriend. Lucky him.
>>526436527>Wilhelm IIPassed extensive legislation to better the lives of the common working class and protect their rights. Also, during and into the lead up of WW1 Wilhelm was actually sidelined into more or less a ceremonial function. He was not making any of the decisions that led to those deaths.
>>526442994what does he look like
>>526441281>>526442471>>526441484this will never stop being funny
>>526428527Fake tweet but great idea. I am willing to be adopted by a nice Eurobro for friendship and harmony between nations.
>>526428952Pibb extra. It's like Dr pepper except it doesn't suck. It needs to be ice cold.
>>526441484Good job identifying the cursive "d." You're 1/3 of the way there.
>>526429558This, red pop is gross. It's like cheer wine.
>>526430054>you'll never want another brand of root beer.I get around that by never wanting root beer at all, because it tastes like fucking Germoline. absolutely foul stuff, I do not understand how Americans can stomach it.
>>526435117Getting scammed by shennaRug pulled by ShennaNo UE5. No refunds.
>take over the UK due to Greenland>President Trump forces you to be a butler to any randomly assigned brit faggot for optics>have to make them beans and crumped toast or whatever the fuck they breath over there
>>526441749Sorry you're getting a greek friend
>>526445783You need to try some authentic sarsaparilla. The kind with wintergreen and sassafras in it.
>>526428952Water.
>>526430973American Fanta? They don't have that in GERMANY.
Any Finnbros need an American friend? We can go fishing. I've played UnReal World, I know you guys have a ton of lakes.
>>526428952>zero mt dew drinkers this board is so fucking dead.
>>526428527Europe is a little faggot
>>526436749roads lead to weak men
>>526433641see if he'll cook you ribs.
>>526441728were not going to have any reichs and you know that anon. it's over
>>526441749i dont drink alcohol but i know plenty of vidya
>>526445785I don't feel scammed at all. I got years of fun out of it.
>>526446701I thought Italians were like bongs in that the only vidya they ever played was fifa
>>526429303>not Rock and Rye
>>526429465Oliet Bangs is OK, but I prefer Sprite Flea
My companionship is only available for tall blonde women between the ages of 18 and 25
>>526428527I will be there for you anons :3 I have already been deployed
>>526447559Didn’t those get discontinued bc they don’t taste anything like an Arnold Palmer
>>526447151and you would be correct gaming culture stops at fifa or league for the nerdiestI ditched consoles in 2010 and embraced PCMR which makes me a bit an odd one out for this country
>>526428952my dew baja blast cabo orange
>>526428527Europeans are so cucked they can’t tell what’s up from down
>>526443737Tall, dark and handsome. With a fat, thick, long, uncircumcised d. don’t worry he’s not yours. He’s from Dacian stock, smart as an encyclopedia and plays my body like a violin. >ameri bros could never.
>>526449419Keep that gay shit to yourself, boy
>>526428527This is awesome. I’d totally have a euro friend.
>>526429800Trannies dont deserve happiness and will not recieve a My Personal American™.
>>526449493You wish fag.
>>526435159it's not my fault you can't move from your present shitty country to a different shitty country. i felt bad for you at first and i was going to get you in but because you hate me so much you can go fuck yourself, you stupid fucking kraut. Weeewboy are you ever dumb. i bet you're fat and ugly too. you deserve to die in that eurotrash shit hole under a pile of African shit. i hope you're raped by a pack of Cameroonian aids patients. you deserve it. ps your dad is a faggot too
>>526430481Blacks can’t write.
>>526449860Unfortunately, the My Personal Mexican™ models are still in beta testing.
>>526446361I remeber trying that shit. I left it in fridge 3 days open it was still carbonated. Dont want to know what kind Of cemicals are there.
>>526428527Sign me up . I'll turn some faggy Brits into Chad.
>>526433661Apply for a student visa.
>>526428952mountain dew throwback (the kind with real cane sugar)
>>526428952The quintessential American soda is Diet Coke, with the aspartame
>>526433661Americans let jews set those laws and let jews favor somalis compared to you.America is a reason Germany took turks in. Never forget it. Your zogbot father was there making sure you dont resist muzzie invasion.
>>526428527>export americans>import....
>>526437289That's the worst news I've heard all year.
>>526445982... yes, the ingredients of germoline. To me it tastes like antiseptic that my granny used to put on my cuts. Its vile.
>>526428952L&P from kiwiland
>>526433881Is that penis inspection day?? Oh man, that takes me back
>>526449753Based architect posting.
>>526435159We should welcome all Germans who are not total dead weights into America with open arms. One German will create more value over the course of his life here than literally 100 jeets or mexicans, and will easily assimilate
>>526428952cherry coke.
>>526428527No girls allowed!
>>526449753Ok FGS>YWNBAW
>>526450354Lmao. That deserves a (you)
>>526449753>picturegrim
>>526429329Vernor's ginger ale. Unfortunately they changed the recipe - it was originally sweetened with stevia.
>>526429303Rock and rye is for fags, 100% red pop
>>526452891Germans are the best, indeed.
>>526428952Get this in France
>>526428952Drink some BAWLS
>>526450924this. trumps drink of choice
>>526437996I'll do it, but they'll fucking Heil Hitler, otherwise it's a no go
>>526450924ass part mesounds a bit ghay
>>526429090I've met a few different guys who act like they think they're tough guys and have to tell everyone about how they only drink Dr. Pepper.>>526429173Moxie is the real stuff.
>>526458202>Water and high fructose corn syrupyum
>>526429343most of the fat people here arent actually americans unfortunately, they are illegals :|
>>526428952An ice cold Bangs rootbeer
>>526428952Organic green ginger ale
>>526428952Coca-Cola
>>526428527i miss gamerfood threads. lets go:>1 part cheetos>1 part mayonnaise>1 part bacon bitsmix before consuming. its perfect fingerfood, because without taking my eyes off the screen i can dip my fingers in the bowl and the mayo makes it stick to my fingers (no gripping/fiddling required), coats them protecting them from the cheeto dust, you just suck it all clean off your fingers and you can do this all before you respawn in splatoon, shits great. add tobasco sauce if your into it, just dont put your hands on your junk later, youll regret it
>>526460028oops ment to reply to the soda comment below my bad
>>526460028imagine NOT putting your spicy warm hand on ya dickwhat are you a faggot or somethingheck, I for one go full out and just throw sauce on the cunt before I eat itit's HOT, cheetos hot
>>526428952Mug Root Beer
>>526428527Will the mutt make the europoor a hambeast first or will the europoor turn the mutt into a human. If u're a goth latina hmu
>>526428527i want America to have full manufacturing, defense and energy sovereignty and US cities to have largest subway systems in the world, Trump and Mamdani are my heroes.
>>526428527I am willing to make my services available as a bonafide American. My roots go back to ~1609 in Colonial America. I will bring a guitar and play you the songs of my people and teach you to make actual burgers. I will on occasion provide you with homemade Gravy and Biscuits from scratch. Also I am bringing my bikes. If you don't have epic MTB trails, a BMX track, a pump track, and a skatepark then I decline to consider your application at this time. Oh, I do require fairly primo Euro-pussy on the regular. If however, you can provide me with a foul-mouthed British slag, I waive all of my conditions stated above and am ready to travel immediately.
>>526445910Less yapping more crumping, Jeeves
>>526460664what is this retardation, why are there "lines" that break out into forks? why are there so much redundant stations? is it intentionally wanting to be idiotic or somethingis it ragebait, it's like you've never thought about a subway or any fucking city planning in any way
>>526428952
>>526428527Wholesome Drumpf
>>526461461NYC allows for dynamic re-routing of trains across separate trunk lines On top of that you've got local and express lines as part of trunks.
>>526428952Big red soda
One order of American friend, please!
>>526435086*My Little American*I used to wonder what freedom could be*My Little American*Until you all share your values with meBad educationFeminist cuntsA big Wal-Martwith lots of gunsEvil kikesfrom AIPACAnd shitskins live on every street*My Little American*Don't you know your country is a prison?
>>526461281I'm crumping as hard as I can sir
>>526466519
>>526429090It's hard to get the real Dr Pepper in the UK. At least without paying like 4-5x as much. You need to either find a local seller that does grey market food or go to an "American candy" shop.Both are imported but the latter has severe markupsWe have normal UK Dr Pepper but it tastes nothing like the U.S. one.
>>526428527>Jamal and Miguel get to live with Mohammad an Ngubu
>>526428527Be warned I WILL eat all your food. Even the gross weird shit.
>>526428527this must be in the top 5 of the dumbest shit i ever heard. when muttoloids not busy being niggered he can sure help me out.
>>526428671Help
>>526428952Big gulp
>>526468246How can I be of help anon
>>526467429well. i just feel sorry for your personal american, having to deal with such a faggot
>>526428671If it's not a big tiddy big assa nerdy goth from the midwest I don't want to talk.
