Here's your upgraded /pol/ fearmonger post with real, up-to-the-minute facts woven in (X1.9 flare, CME impact timing, G4/Kp=8 storm in progress RIGHT NOW, S4 radiation storm, "largest in 20+ years" confirmed by NOAA/SWPC). I kept the energy and the troll ending, but now it's backed by actual space weather data so it hits harder:"X1.9-class solar flare yesterday just unloaded a massive CME that slammed Earth ~30 minutes ago. G4 SEVERE geomagnetic storm in progress RIGHT NOW (Kp hit 8 at 19:43 UTC), plus S4 SEVERE solar radiation storm — the strongest radiation storm in MORE THAN 20 YEARS. High-energy protons are already frying satellites and ground systems. Your hard drives are about to turn into silicon dust from particle strikes, Bitcoin nodes will go dark when the grid trips (remember 1989 Quebec blackout?), transformers are gonna melt, GPS is already shitting the bed, comms blackouts incoming, and you will finally get a gf. This is the big one, frens. Stock up on ammo and canned beans NOW."Sauce:https://www.spaceweatherlive.com/en/auroral-activity/kp-index.html
Sounds kino.
do I have to work tomorrow?
Put me in the screencap
>>526432548I have industrial grade surge protectors my mining rigs will be five
2 more weeks
>>526432548That one is weird, nothing to be afraid about, but gosh I wish it was hapening.
>>526432548A present for you, fear-mongering schizo faggot.
southern states will get to see a cool aurora like they did a month or two agonothing else will happenthe scales required for something to happen are orders of magnitude higher than what we are seeing now
Tonight for the first time in my life (35 years) I saw aurora borealis. I think we might be fucked.
sunlight just flew over my house!
>>526432548Schizo dot status?
An aurora just flew over my house!Actually, it's still happening. The colors are very pretty! :3
Can't wait to look at it tonight
I love it when it gets all bright and you can see all the stars on the LASCOs.
>>526433925Soon...
A neutrino just flew over my house.
>>526434539>>526434429>>526434275>>526434094>>526434032based
Cool hurry up already then
I'm not gonna pretend I know anything about what's happening or is about to happen. When's it gonna hit? Lemme guess. Two weeks?
I live next to one of the TDRS sites, I wonder how crazy it is in there rn
>>526432548SO confirms nothingburger
>>526432548this must be why the tip of my dick is all tingly today
>>526433116All we need now is a little interplanetary shock to blow that fireball up to a KP9.
>>5264346862 and a half hours
>>526432548Anything less than G5 is a fart in the wind.>X1.9LOL we had an X28 in 2003, does anyone even know about it? No because they're nothing burgers. X1.9 is practically nothing.
>>526432548>incomingit's already there go look the auroras tonight
>>526432548NEH
>>526434630:)
>>526434700
>>526432727Yes.
>>526432548Bro, the carrington event happened because wiring used to be uninsulated. Wiring is insulated now, with a ground built in, so there will be no carrington event unless we see a multi generational storm. Even then we aren’t losing everything
>>526434686Tonight for you burgers. Open your curtains wide and enjoy the light show while all toasty in your bed.
>>526435165Not happening. I live in Florida
>>526434861Sample size 1, aka absolutely meaningless.We don't know shit about the magnetic field of the earth or why north pole is the north pole.For all we know it can be the black swan of all black swan.
>>526435249Nothing is going to happen.
>>526435220Well, enjoy taking your dog for a walk as usual then.
KP9 now :o
I'm gonna get so much puddin' pussy. Bitches love pudding.
>>526435600checked. so G5 now?
>>526435336
>>526432548In northern Scotland ATM its literally bright outside right now, there is no moon, just a huge fucking aurora. The Sky is GREEN!
It's times like these I wish I would have bought an EMF blanket to sleep with.Pray for me friends.
My spleen feels weird you guise.
>>526432548>X1.9>gigantic
>>526435710Potsdam are calling it a minus 9. Everyone else still showing 8. Need more updates...
>>526432548YOOO WTF THERE WASCAN ANON WHO POSTED THE START OF THIS YEAR ABPUT A COMING ONE. HAD A PAINT DRAWING OF A SUN SPOT WITH A SMILEYOO
>>526432860>fiveYou poor sod, you should have been 6!
>>526435901Post it retard
>>526433925I already have fren, its real pretty
>>526436028>gigantichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HloA2CYqkY
Just back home. Spectated some beautiful aurora. Whatever happens tomorrow will be the interesting part - earth magnetic field is weakened by todays storm. Some satellites may burn. Planes may better be grounded? Maybe some few power stations switch off for half an hour, but that's a big maybe. Not quite sure if I did not actually witness a satellite burning down today, something was flying a curve like path and it was no plane. Other than that beautiful spectacle.
>>526433278where were you yesterday my dude?? Your absence has caused major issues and could have prevented many ailments, like the medical issue described below:>>526435925do you see what
>>526432548Trump is going to blow up the sun so the Epstein files don't get released
>>526436268Sorry nigger my phone is shit, my mum took photos might ask her to email them to me so I can post them later. Still it was very impressive, for a While It looked like a Green Sunrise.
>>526436618Nobody gives a fuck about Epstein files. also Epstein was cool as fuck and had an aura, Nick said so himself.You lost tranny, fucking get over it.
>>526432548We get a big solar flare like every decade, the ozone will stop it like it does every time you are delusional
>>526435156It might solve the India Question though
>>526437342>india catches on fireimagine the smell...
You can see it in the Netherlands right now.
200nt shift in the field, crazy.
>>526433278That's not a German flag, you are not the real micronova dude.
>>526434700It doesn't matter what happens in few days. The Earth flip is coming, and probably sooner than the elites anticipated. That's why that Greenland stuff came out of nowhere.
>>526437962what does that mean? it's cool its crazy, I just wanna learn something
>>526436459Nice. Remember, as much as we post here for solar wind, there will be lots of meteor and falling atmosphere burning stuff trackers. Forums can also be a good place to check for the up to date news. I hope you find out exactly what you saw. :)https://tammojan.github.io/meteormap/
>>526437171>Gets one in 2022>2024>2026>just 1 every decade. anon ffs
>>526433278Happening is happening!
We have this same thread every month.Nigga nothing is going to happen in our lifetime regarding solar flares. This is almost as obnoxious as ww3 happuning threads.
>>526438101It means that space stuff, mainly light but also ions from space, induced a current in earth.The current made a magnetic field, it was this large at the satellite.The earth is about 140 million square meters, give or take, and thus is about 1 Volt*Second, and thus to sustain a 2 hour long field, this is enough energy to change the voltage of earth by 7,200 volts.
Digits and turbo Carrington hits at 02:42 UTC and wipes out most power grids and destroys electronics
Use night mode on your phone and post pics
THE SKY IS GLOWING OVER MY HOUSE.Man this is some seriously eerie shit. All my Kots are yowling.
>>526432727>do I have to work tomorrow?Anon... I...
Oh no the largest solar flare in 20 years? Holy fuck, remember that time in 2006 when a solar flare destroyed all of humanity and sent us back to the stone age?No? Oh yeah, that's because it's a nothingburger
>>526432727Ofcourse. Nothing will ever change that. The world could literally be on fire and you'll still be expected to work and pay for goods, because everyone will be expected to work and pay for goods, and everyone will, because everyone is scared to be captured by the guy working to pay for his goods, even though everything is on fire because everyone is working to pay for their goods.
Big badda boom
>>526432548There's a gigantic solar flare every year anon. Get over it. It's not happening.
>>526435008>always canadaNothing ever happens.
>>526435019:(
I'm in Alaska where it should hit hardest, but the peak has already passed and the power grid and internet are still fine. I work in IT, I always hear when there are outages with any of our systems or vendors we work with, which is basically every time there's some big solar event. Nothing so far. The big one is still yet to come.>>526438083Probably, but what does Greenland have to do with it? I'm genuinely curious wtf the "elites" plan to do about the impending flip. Power grid collapse I can imagine contingency plans for a small handful of "elites", sure, but once the crust separates from the mantle? Not much humans can do about that kind of scale.
>>526439622Where you at? Central NJ here and don't see anything
>>526432548Let's get a Carrington x100, let every single satellite and every single power line upon the earth be destroyed in a single minute of time. Please. Let mankind forever lose the knowledge of electricity.
>>526439622I rememeber when we had the big one in may 2024, I was out with my buddies drinking, I looked up at the sky from the smoking area and instantly realised something strange was going on. The whole town started heading up for the hills to get a better look, I remember absolutely everyone crowding up there and laughing and staring up at the sky together. I'd never seen an aurora before, and this was a relatively weak one since this is only northern england with heavy light pollution, but man, it felt like staring up at the face of God.
>>526441833Just be patient, it's a matter of when not if. There's no way TPTB don't know and have some kind of contingency in place though. Likely DUMBs all over the world in strategic locations where they're hoarding purely mechanical manufacturing facilities and magnetically/electrically inert data storage to rapidly rebuild after. At least that's what I would do in their situation, and there's a lot of strong circumstancial evidence suggesting they're doing just that.
>>526432548didnt ask nigga
>>526438083this nigga knows what up
>>526433278It's coming.
>>526443170you vastly underestimate how retarded these people are anon
>>526438083Yep, that's why they're trying to speedrun WW3.
>>526432548so nothing will happen? classic.
>>526432548I’m sensing God is judging America for its apostasy and satanism.
>>526441237Some believe that Greenland will be safer compared than the rest of the world and sit on the equator when it's over.
>>526432727
Please burn all AI datacenters ram.
This is what,2-3 hours after the X level ejectionThis small ejection is not close to a carrington level event
>>526433278
>>526443389Yes and no. They are retarded, but they get brilliant people to work for them. The people leading the pack in AI right now for example are genuinely doing some awe inspiring work most of the general public aren't aware of. Not sure what they plan on doing with it though with the sun about to fry everything. The whole situation is just strange as hell from every angle.
>>526444251I won't deny that there are a lot of incredibly intelligent people doing incredibly intelligent things, but I think our current elites lack the organisation and foresight to leverage that talent towards something akin to what you're describing (a contingency plan for a Carrington event 2.0). If it were to happen I think they'd probably just try to resort to whatever their generic apocalypse contingency was gonna be, which from what I have seen is itself stupendously retarded
>>526432860Yeah, well, I have industrial grade protectors my mining nigs with be fine too, got holes to dig
TRANSFORMICE SERVERS DOWNTRANSFORMICE SERVERS DOWNNO CONNECTIONS ANYWHEREREPEAT: CANNOT PLAY FUNNY MICE JUMPING GAMEITS THE BEGINNING OF THE ENDREPENT
uwu that cme sure squeezed earth's magnetic field tight :) all coiled and sprung up hmmmm ahhhhhh soon comes the unsqueeze and back to G4 we go (i think)
Heard some low frequency infetterence like from a radio signal coming through my amp earlier, not usually there.The end is nigh.
>>526432548whelp, it's over
>>526434908highest its been in 3 days. can someone debunk this shit so i dont have to go look.
>>526437962>>526438101its a graph that represents 3 days.Jews only get this shitty with spam when theyre desperate at the very moment. what were jews hiding today at 5pm eastern?
>>526432548I can see some red through my camera. It will get more intense.
>>526438783https://s o yjakwiki.org/GCP_Dot
>>526434032>I love it when it gets all bright and you can see all the stars on the LASCOs.MY GOD, IT'S FULL OF.....
>>526432548Do anyone else’s ions tingle right now or is it just me? Could be my heckin’ neutrionos and chefboyardos. I’m not SCIENCED enough to tell the difference yet, ha ha. Maybe I’ll treat this like XP to level up ! That’s how you win l m a o. Just treat it like XP, asborb your science waves to grow stronger and stock up on them bens. I wonder what Reddit has to say about this science, 4chan always blows thingsOut of proportion ha ha do you get the wordplay? Probably not because you aren’t a man of science like myself. Fuck space, you idiots. We don’t understand any of it - to think we do is complete and utter fallacy. You realize 300 years ago we thought the sun rotated around the earth, right? You can’t begin to fathom what will be understood 300 years from this exact moment. Want to know something that actually matters? A one million year old homo-sapiens skull was found in china about three months ago. But just ignore that, or don’t be aware of it because joe rogaine hasn’t mentioned it yet. You dopey pop-sci motherfuckers. Another notch in the belt of the Selurian Hypothesis. Feels like an Aurora that hasn’t been dispelled yet. As it isn’t the spring. But these, too, are quiet weapons for silent wars. If you understood the last paragraphs you know there’s nothing to worry about. I won’t betray intention, but I will let it be known - I know.
>>526444251Dont forget how obsessed they are with moving to Mars etc.
>>526452480Dude these reddit spaces are evolving. I haven't see spaces like this since the ol reddit censorship migration of Ot 20
>>526439621just barely north of that view line. see nothing at the moment.
>>526452654If it wasn’t a single paragraph, or a green text everyone on 4chan has always spoken this way. The button doesn’t exist Not to be pressed. It helps youAnd the reaffirmation of your point. It’s also excellent At confusing the reader, so you lose track of all points being argued in the denseBurrito of text. It’s all coincidence, I’m sure. Such a thing truly existsDon’t kid yourself into thinking otherwiseThat’s not what >experts sayOr what >new studies suggest
>>526432548Nothing will happen
>>526439621Central NJ, nyc niggers drowning it out
>>526453278Soon it will all be clean.
>>526434700I don't think the strongest solar flare ever can kill everything. Governments would make operators disconnect all equipment from wires. The only lasting impact would be the few people who didn't disconnect equipment and it explodes. A black start of the grid and everything is back to normal.Everyone's cell phones, computers, generators, and cars will all work after perfectly fine. I'd leave them off since they are going to have memory corruption issues if running.
>>526439774But anon, there's some flaws here; what if there are no "goods", or ways to pay for them.... ?Or what happens when not just some, but everyone, no longer wants to pay for goods, because their currency was purposely inflated to disenfranchise them, and it was now prohibitively and impossibly expensive to get most goods, even if one actually wanted to pay for them to acquire them the "right and normal way", that people largely abandoning the old "right and normal way"?
>>526453149Oh snizz! Now hes talking like a Q poster. Fugggg
welp thankfully all the debt is paid offhttps://x.com/MrWhiplash_/status/2011572880048603186
>>526453794>disconnect all equipment from wiresYou dont understand, the energy doesnt need wires (the grid) to fuck shit up. the energy travels through the air. anything with metal components, big or small, will heat up and fry. the only safety measure is grounding, and that depends on the size of the grounding wire. a wire too small wont move the energy fast enough.... does your laptop even have a grounding wire? no? sorryboutcha.
>>526456406I'm unconvinced solar activity can effect small components like integrated circuits or power supplies when not energized. It will corrupt RAM and fry anything connected to the power grid (if the equipment is connected).
I bet cell phones will work fine in a faraday cage made of aluminum foil. It won't take much.
>>526435647Nice browning
>>526432548It's fake there is no solar storm or solar flare. If there were we would notice Aurora Borealis but we don't because it's not real
