American bros I'm scared....
Kek Europeans are pussies
Oh no!>BRRRRRZZZZZZTTTTTTTT
>>526435199Germany's 13 troops already retreated
Lmao
1 European fingernail is like 1000 Amerimutts
>>526435199Trump said he will put tariffs on our exports to USA.. So I checked what are main exports for some of the countries. Denmark mainly exports medicine (for diabetes etc), Finland exports lots of medical instruments, like dentist tech etc. Trump decided to make healthcare more expensive for Americans, you can't make this shit up. It's hilarious.
goymerica sent 1500 alaska-trained soldiers to be on standby1 EU soldier = 150 mutts confirmed
>>526435199It's time to send Shaniqua and her attitude problem.
>>526435696We send you back weapons (91%), food (26%) and natural gas (60%) enjoy freezing and starving though while russia invades
>>526435237True. One American is worth hundreds of Cubans and thousands of Europeans
nah we'd win
All these people spreading hysteria about this, and the reality is that Trump with a mere tweet set in motions actions that otherwise would have taken months, or years to accomplish. There's zero chance in hell that Trump would be allowed to attack greenland. Just because all these TDS suffering retards have been screaming dictator for years doesn't mean it's true. There's serious checks and balances in place that would prevent that happening.>But... israel, iranThey make exceptions for israel>But... venezuelathat nigga probably a cia asset, and democrats put 25 million on his head... would people rather maduro have a knife shoved up his ass than arrested by Trump?So, no, we're not invading greenland. If you're even entertaining this, you're a fucking retard.
Anal Andy reporting in, the five of us combined make the Eurorangers and we will stop that evil fascist Trump from taking over Greenland
>>526435293you wont do shit
>>526435199One British Royal Marine is worth 1000 US fursona suit wearing cummandos
>>526435199Oh shit, did they send their entire contribution to NATO for the past seventy years?
>>526435199Thats gonna leave all of Europe exposed to Putin