It’s impossible to get a job nowadays
have you sent out 1000 applications?
work for yourself.
>>526438658youre missing the bigger picture:gdp hit all time highs! unemployment doesnt mean anything anymore now that nvidia and openai can just invest in each other and print fake moneyeverything is actually great and you are a communist tranny for saying otherwise!!!!!
>>526438658Thanks Biden
They just hire there friends or people they already know. You will never get a job kek
>>526438658Honestly true. I applied at so many places last year and only got like three interviews. I'm still unemployed.
>>526438658Post resume
>>526438728but unironically, 100 applications means 10 interviews and 1-5 jobs.You are entitled to nothing, now mush!
>>526438820No Epstein files and Biden isn’t president anymore
>>526438842Freemasons.
>>526438903Seethe tranny.
Same. You need to be a unicorn perfect candidate with things they didn’t even know they wanted until they looked at your resume, and even then they won’t give you an offer yet because the job listing was fake / intended to farm talent for later hire dates
>>526438956I don’t like trannies either. You’re just a retard lol
>>526438857have you tried McDonald's?
As much as I hate leftoids one thing they are one hundred percent correct about is the employer / employee dynamic and how badly it exploits and screws over most people.
>>526438658Pro tip: each time you submit your cv on linkedin, the company pays about 3$ to linkedin because they got a valid application from you. If every poltard starts applying to 100 random jobs on linkedin every day, this will surely create a shitstorm.
Thank God.
>>526438658Have you tried printing your resume walking into wherever you are applying and giving them a firm handshake? You need to stop being lazy if you can’t take initiative then you would be a bad worker. You also probably have too high of standards you should be working minimum 12 hours a day and for federal minimum wage. You are not special You do not get free healthcare
>>526439066Kek, I'd rather be unemployed to be honest.
>>526438658Don't worry bro, the President will fix the economy in no time with those 50yr mortgages and uh capping credit card interest rates!By the way the economy is doing great though and its your fault if you can't get a job. Look at those SNP numbers!
>>526438658Can't you sell marked-up fent at school playgrounds and invest your gains into silver like everyone else?
>>526438658I mean, yeah, why would anyone hire you when they can get an immigrant to do it for 10% of your salary expectations or hire an attractive woman they can probably have sex with?
>>526439100Worker protections is communism stop being so entitled
>>526438658You have to know people. Unironically. You're supposed to do this in college, network with people in your field. The Stacys and Brads who partied every day and had insane orgies were unironically 1000% right, the weird loner who studies his ass off never ends up getting a job because he never talks to anyone.
>>526439380South Korea has the best worker's protections in the world. South Korea is basically late stage capitalism
>>526439380Workers need way more than just protections. The issues are systemic and due to the fundamentals of the worker / employer dynamic.
>>526438728I HAVE.
>>526439458Late stage capitalism is the best stage of capitalism. You just are jealous and poor get back to work and say thank you to your betters
>>526439440It’s a shame you have hung yourself
>>526439660No we need to completely deregulate everything so we can cut costs for the people that matter. You do not matter you do not create anything with your labor a CEO works a million times harder and creates. Now get your ass to the rod patch and destroy your body for pennies
>>526438658I'll hire you, can you paint?
Well OP?>>526439979
>>526438658How do you explain picrelated then?>https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/PAYEMS>All Employees: Total Nonfarm, commonly known as Total Nonfarm Payroll, is a measure of the number of U.S. workers in the economy that excludes proprietors, private household employees, unpaid volunteers, farm employees, and the unincorporated self-employed. This measure accounts for approximately 80 percent of the workers who contribute to Gross Domestic Product (GDP).
>>526440304of course i forgot picrelated...
You're all blacklisted. niggers
>>526438658I don't understand how there is no government employment registry that hooks you upespecially in the gibs systems; how can you tell someone they don't qualify for disability because they should be able to do whatever and not even say what the whatever should be>>526440304>the number of U.S. workers in the economyis that citizens
>>526439010>the job listing was fake / intended to farm talent for later hire datesThis is the real blackpill. I sent out HUNDREDS of applications from 2023-2025. I'd apply to LinkedIn posts and they'd disappear. Then reappear in a couple weeks. I saw this happen over and over and over again—just the same job repeatedly. This shit should be illegal
>>526439440Guess I’m doomed. The only college options in my area are a state university that has a reputation for being a commuter school where it’s hard to make friends, and a community college that gas the same reputation but worse since a lot of the students also work full time.
there should literally be registries of the available jobs someone in the gibs office looking at some homeless guy and saying "you're able bodied so you have to do [x] amount to eat, here's a shit job you can do that's across the street, take it or don't eat" can look through
You all might as well give up and commit suicide
>>526439440one of the darkest, direst unironicallies
>>526440767after you
Have you guys found a job yet in this low trust society?
>>526440707this doesn't work without endless governmental subsidies because of capitalism and profit and shit.there is unironically no "work" a hobo can perform reliably which would turn a monetary profit (or other arbitrary benefit) to a corporation to justify hiring the hobo in the first place and paying him whatever.i'm sorry, the already long term unemployed will remain unemployed. perhaps lifelong.you either genocide the capitalistically unprofitable or you keep subsidizing whatever mechanism that allows them to get a small piece of the over-abundance already present on this planet.tough choice, i know.hard times could only hit others...
>>526440516It’s actually kinda nuts when you look at it from an outside perspective. Government gibs are really hard to get if you’re not a single mom or some other kind of deadbeat. Because our stance as a society is that if you’re able to work, you should get a job to support yourself. The problem is, there is no significant or serious societal mechanism for taking able bodied people willing to work and placing them into jobs. In other words society demands that you work, but does not guarantee you a job. So what are you supposed to do with this information in very shitty job markets like today’s where millions of people are having trouble finding even basic jobs? People who already have jobs just gloss over it and say “well they just need to work harder at finding a job or starve to death.” Not realizing that they are one layoff away from the same situation. It’s a totally fucking broken system especially in America where we tie employment to other important things like health insurance.
>>526438728i sucked 1000 dicks. made over 900 bucks.
>>526438658I got a new job about a year ago and it's fucking great. Better pay, actual benefits, real fucking health, dental, and even vision insurance, PTO for the first time in my adult life. Unironically I'm doing better on the job front now than ever before.I hope you find something similar anon. We're all gonna make it.
>>526439152>each time you submit your cv on linkedin, the company pays about 3$ to linkedinYou got a heckin source for this? Sounds like a fun idea.
>>526441113>no significant or serious societal mechanism for taking able bodied people willing to work and placing them into jobsThere is in Burgerlore. Burgers call this mechanism "bootstraps" or something...idk(it isn't any different over here either, btw.)
No jobs?No epstein files?
>>526441004The low trust thing is the shittiest part. Employment is framed as contributing to society as if you’re doing some noble thing for the benefit of your community by applying for work. But then when you get to the interview, the interviewer immediately puts on his low trust society face and says things like >Why should I hire you? Why do you want to work here? Do you REALLY want to work here?Mother fucker we are past that stage, you and I both know that this interview is just a farce where we are both essentially lying to one another.
>>526438871He won't. OP is a loser with no valuable technical skills, no social skills, expects the people reading his resume to magically kbow more than is there, or a combination of all three. You have to be a huge fuck-up to not get hired somewhere. People like OP are why we need something like UBI so they can exist in a societal purgatory for the wagie class to look down and laugh at.
>>526439195This does not work. What happens is you go in with your CV, there is no manager there / only a low-level manager who doesn't do any hiring, then they sent you away and tell you to send the CV over email. And then they ghost you.
>>526441266I thought in the bergergeld they sent you to jobs like literally, and if you didn't work them, you lost benefits (but they were easy to evade/get fired from)was just my impression, don't actually know
>>526441004Yes?How many of you are actually unemployed?
>>526438658The same people who tried to bring you vax mandates have decided to create false scarcity. The narrative around AI is to hide the fact that they only hired foreign workers for most of 2000-2024. They're figuring they can wait out Trump and starve/blackmail you into submission.
>>526440516I’ll stop shit posting for a second. I am currently in a lawsuit to get disability. It’s been over a year already. I have MS the cock suckers came to the conclusion I might be disabled but they denied me anyway because my doctor the only specialist in 150 miles is a criminal. Apparently he was writing himself benzo prescriptions and because of this he got a felony so social security says they can’t use anything that comes from him as proof of me being disabled. Even tho he didn’t diagnose me he is essentially just a retard I need to sign a piece of paper so I can get treatment. A different hospital diagnosed me and all the doctors that I went to for social security said yeah he is fucked up. But they don’t care because they just look for any excuse to deny people. My specialist is a glorified drug dealer. He refuses to take any of my calls I’m currently in the hospital because I had another flare and the piece of shit won’t take a telephone appointment that isn’t 3 months out. I hate this garbage system so much it’s unreal. What the fuck kinda job can I do? Idk they didn’t tell me. It definitely isn’t manual labor it definitely isn’t anything that has to do with something online. Because I forget things and my hands don’t work so I constantly fuck up what I am typing and I have extreme fatigue that adderal literal meth doesn’t do shit to help with how fatigued I get. I definitely can’t magically get better I walk with a cane and will be in a wheelchair one day. My brain and spine is dissolving yet somehow I am not disabled. I hate America so much it’s unreal
>>526439440trvke that ended asian studyfags. jocks always win chud. shouldve roided
>willingly wanting to wagecuck to pay taxes towards the people that hate youL O L
>>526438658dude i dont even know, its crazy, it used to be that it was just greece, maybe portugal where it was impossible for young people to get a joband nowadays you hear that germany has an economic crisis and the us job market suckskek
>>526441462Obviously it doesn’t work anon I just wanted to larp as an out of touch boomer
>>526441113the only mechanisms like that I know of existing is for literal retards, like down syndrome tier, they're usually the ones you see going around in a group cleaning up the metro stations
Satans getting pretty close to winning the war
>>526438658>getMake one.
all those illegals who came in and took your jobs? you're entitled to the fruits of their labor. you have unlimited slaves if you think about it, and they're earning you greenbacks right now. you just gotta have the balls to collect
>>526438871>just doxx yourself bro
for all the state kind of work that you would think would go to homeless or something, like cleaning up all the fucking garbage on the interstates, either nobody does, or they use convicts since they can pay them like 25 cents an hour or something
>>526441377>you and I both know that this interview is just a farce where we are both essentially lying to one another.This is a shit test. They want to see if/how well you spew the Corporate BS.
>Not using AI to submit 1000000 applications per job
>>526438658Amazon is always hiring and start at like $20/hr get to work bitch
There’s no white culture
>>526441757>not having AI work at the job for youyour startups should be launching startups by now
>>526441776>Amazon is always hiring and start at like $20/hr get to work bitchThe only reason why Amazon is "always" hiring is because they use workers like cattle.Amazon delivery workers are basically self-admitting themselves to the meatgrinder out of sheer desperation.
>>526438658>It’s impossible to get a job nowadaysneed to work for yourself and do missions that pay well.
If you only knew how bad things really are
>>526438782>work for yourself.i find it annoying the jews have duped society into being cashless.robbing banks was an honest days work.
>>526441990This phrase sums up my entire life so well desu
>>526439209>>526439066there is nothing wrong with working at mcdonalds. i do it part time while studying and the extra money is a lifesaver, i get to eat slop cheaper at the end of the shift and there is lots of pussy (and chuds who i hate but whatever)
>>526442026>This phrase sums up my entire life so well desuSame here.>t. chronic tinnitus for longer than half my life
The slaves prayed The sun god nika would arrive?
>>526442104I have had tinnitus the last 6 months or so. It’s really annoying. But it might go away they don’t know. I’m sorry you are dealing with that anon
>>526442231Godspeed, fren
>>526438658Your Jewish masters are about to take Greenland and you're winning of no jobs? As punishment, high skilled indian will make your job for pennies now.
Welcome to the last 20 yrs if you are a white male.
>>526440562i had the same choice for my undergrad, so i thought to move, and if i am to move i might as well go to the other side of the countryi chose one were my rent was dirt cheap (150 euro) for my own apartment, the population was tiny and just students (so we all students sticked together all day from morning at uni/library till night at bars), the girls were whores and once every month we would go to a major city for nightlifebest choice of my life
My dad just recently suggested i move to dumbfuckistan where maybe i will be able to find a job. Im considering it.
>>526439979What state?
>>526438728I did a year ago, and the thought of doing another 1000 more for another job that pays about as well as the Amazon warehouse instills dread to my very core
>>526441235>Unironically I'm doing better on the job front now than ever before.Being an employed person in the job market is like being a married man at a singles party. Whores want you because you passed some other whore's test.
Did y'all see this? The employers have so much leverage over candidates its ridiculous.
>>526442034In this country, you would be working with literal migrant beaners who form gangs at work and will actively shit all over your life. They are nasty people to work with in large groups and I would never work there.
>>526438658School bus driving is the cheat code. They're always hiring with paid training, and you end up with a commercial license that you can take anywhere.
there has to be some way to work. and if not, are you really needed?
>>526441451You're a fucking idiot anon. most jobs are taken by migrants, they discriminate against White Americans.
>>526438658Walmart is hiring.
>>526438658Go to a temp agency and say you can drive a fork lift.You'll get a job instantly and it's fun driving a fork lift too.
>imports 10 million more mexicans
>>526444287...so you just go in and start undoing their pants for the blowjob, or what
>>526444287you're supp;osed to ask how you can suck corporate dick better than the next guy. corps are GAY bullshit
>>526438658kek
>>526444936what if you've never driven a forklift and are bad at bullshitting while you figure it out with them staring at you
>>526445248this is why it's like 50% spics, they don't really care, trabajo
>>526445248>*[i]up to[/i]>*signing bonus>no * explanationhey are you that russian shill guy who thought # of posts in a thread meant [x] until he had more than I did in the threadhow you been ivan
have a shower, lose the neckbeard and go get a job you fucking worthless bums
>>526445248wow $64k/yr for a fucking attorney LOLputting that shit on your resume is also a death sentence
>>526444936Love driving a fork-lift; hate being a forkie. Some people really go out of their way to get under your skin. Some days really test your stress threshold >>526445249>oh, this is different... we had an old, manual at the last shop i worked atHonestly though, they are super easy to intuit if you can drive a car and are a careful learner. Shit, I'm sure there's some YouTube videos out there that will get you up to speed
>>526439066I once got an interview at Mcdonald's and they asked me for a fucking resume, I wish I was joking.
>>526438658and then the one job you are accepted for you cant possibly accept because they sign their correspondence with specifying their preferred pronouns.i swear, even when you get a job and start working for these corporations, all the work-force gives of strong predatory vibes. i swear theyre all child molesters who hide behind a (((progressive)) ideology.so, i gues its not all bad, since your seriously better off not working and not contributing to their predatory, tranny society
>>526438658Yeah it's pretty hard to get a job when you have no marketable skills. Try not being a useless fucking loser and maybe someone will be willing to hire you.
>>526445788actually a good line>>526446501can you name even one "marketable skill" or are you just parroting bullshit from previous related threads
>>526441451>Be a loser with no technical skills in the 60's>Walk into a factory and give a handshake, hired on the spot>Screw in one bolt over and over again on a factory line>Get to afford a house, 2 cars, and a family>Retire with a million dollar home and a social security check that pays you more than you put in by age 72>Be a loser with no technical skills in 2026>Get minimum wage>Live with your parents or 4 roommates
>>526446653>inb4 obviously edited LLM answer>if any
>>526438658Ive applied to hundreds of jobs and haven't got a call back. Mind you I used to be a state inspector and have a few years of auto experience but can't even get my foot back in the door. Yeah, it's pretty rough out here.
>>526438658Do you not have any skills(actual trades)? Construction & mechanical are KILLING IT right now. I deal with a lot of sub-contractors due to my job, and they are all making 6-figs minimum.
>>526446653>can you name even one "marketable skill"what are you even suggesting here?
>>526447369...that he wouldn't be able to name even one "marketable skill" and was simply repeating vague "trolling" bullshit everyone else down there under the bottom of the barrel regurgitates in & out of each other's mouths, think it was pretty obviouswhy would this offend (You), is the question I have
>>526438913Dude I'm a freemason and I can't find a job. I have a bachelor's degree and an EMT cert, with a year of experience, and nobody's calling me back. Did I join the wrong lodge or something? Have I been accidentally uploading a picture of my nutsack instead of my resume to all these hospitals and ambulance agencies? Fuck.
>>526447512but there are thousands of marketable skills regardless of what economy you live in
>>526447820...may we see one? of these thousands?
>>526441235>I'm FINALLY plugged in!>Don't worry, you can be too!disgusting. i make good money, bennies, get a good workout too, and the work force is a zoo.. a prison. im convinced being a non-alcoholic/drug addict transient man walking around in the california sun all day doing dips on venice beach surviving off EBT is the true way.alas i am a coward full of fear and will continue to wagie in my cagie. god forbid i had a wife/kids and i wouldnt even have time to think of the great possibilities outside of the matrix
>>526447907any trade, languages, computing, STEM, being particularly good at video games is a "marketable skill" at this pointyou have to be monstrously retarded to think that marketable skills do not exist
>>526447943As a single educated man, it's incredible what you can do with just a little bit of money.
>>526448139>you have to be monstrously retarded to think that marketable skills do not existis that what I said?>trade, languages, computing, STEM, vidya>>526447044>>inb4 obviously edited LLM answeryou're just lonely and want to argue, aren't you
>>526447637>I'm a freemason and I can't find a jobsounds like youre doing it wrong anon
>>526441566sorry you going trough this fren. i got fucked up back and now failed arm surgery with insurance running out. i still try to car camp on east coat while i can, and welcome any company to my lame adventures
>>526438658If you’re stupid yeah. Dumb nigger
>>526448522>is that what I said?that's why I asked you to elaborate, why would I need an LLM to generate that answer? >want to arguewhy else would I come to this shithole?
>>526448855>that's why I asked you to elaborate....and I did? >>526447512yet you've still to answer my own question>why would this offend (You)>why else would I come to this shithole?shithole? slimy?
>>526438658No excuse. Do you own a car? Go do doordash, uber eats, instacart, grubhub, postmates, the list goes on. There is money to be made, you're just going after the most sought after positions which in my area are always hiring so if you're too good to be working in a Chipotle or Mcdonalds then you need to stfu. Many opportunities unless you live in literal whoville with the only prospects being dollar general, Tyson and the Love's Truck Stop...
>>526449058exceptionally slimy
>>526438658True here as well, either you have connections or work the same trash as immigrants for minimum wage or even less. Nobody really wants to hire, every position has countless applicants, there's nothing you can possibly do except taking matters in your own hand.It's literally easier to get connections to the royal family of some arab country and build a business there than just finding an entry level position here, I'm not even exaggerating. We are cooked
>>526448139Not sure what universe you live in, but aside from trades and stem the others are entirely useless and obsolete. I speak 5 languages and guess how much it brought me - exactly fucking 0. Only when there's actual laws and regulations that somehow require an in-person interpreter make it relevant, otherwise everyone just uses a translator or AI for it. Or video games, there's a handful like cod or diablo where can somewhat reliably earn money via boosting, but the majority brings you absolutely nothing. The only skills even remotely relevant are the ones that AI slop can't replace right now.
>>526439195You failed at stage 0>We have a process, website, send your CV there
>>526439440This is true. But how this bs works with migrants? They don't have connections in other countries
>>526449233hm, do you spend a lot of time in slimy shitholes you hate arguing with people, anondo you experience any kind of "side effects" from not performing these rituals, tell me about those
>>526438658just join ICE, they'll hire anyone with a pulse
>>526438658Apply for AI training jobs - Micro1, Mercor, Abaka, DataAnnotation, Appen, etc... Don't bother with Outlier, they've been dogshit for a while now.It isn't consistent, but it's better than nothing.
>>526449286>>526449708Es ist sowas von vorbei.Die Tabelle in picrelated spiegelt das Seelenheil des deutschen Wesens dar.Wird die Nummer bei den saisonbereinigten Werten nicht bald wieder größer, oder noch viel schlimmer: dreht merklich ins minus.Ja, dann ist der Drops gelutscht.
>>526438658No it's not. Everyone just wants to work at Google, Nvidia, and Microshit in Califagula and make 300k minimum.People act like those are the only jobs in the country then get rejected because they are the most difficult jobs to get that require you to have the best resume in the industry and numerous connections.Unless you graduated in the top 10 of your university with a phd and have a stack of world-changing projects you've worked on you shouldn't even be consider applying to places like that.No you shouldn't work at fast food or retail either, those are not jobs they are temp work for niggers.Literally see the same shit with every person I know irl who says this shit, they won't even apply to "normal" jobs.>"Like bruh everybody wants 50 years of experience and expect me to have cured cancer on the side. Nobody takes entry level. I applied to Google, Twitter, Microsoft, Tesla, Apple and they all said the same shit! There are no jobs in the world!">"Really? I know several local places hiring. Why don't you apply for this boring noame boomer electronics company that makes modems, pays 150k, and only has a few hundred employees I hear they are having trouble finding people. I know one of the managers and could give you a rec">"NOOOOOO!!! I'm too way too good for that and I need to live in San Franciso!! Not bumfuck nowhere!!!!. I'd rather be a neet!! If the job doesn't have a starbucks and videogame room onsite or full WFH it is literal slavery."Everybody with a degree and C-average thinks they're some hot-shit main character who should be a millionaire. You can easily live an upper middleclass outside leftist cities without making 300k.It's your life idgaf if you want to be a welfare neet but don't bullshit that there are "no jobs".
>>526438658Ice is hiring
>>526443984thats crazy because sending an application today is so trivially effortless compared to what it was 20 years ago. you can send 1000 applications in like, an hour
>>526450792we get it man, u have a bald spot. you dont have to yell it at the top of your lungs ITT
>>526438820> Thanks Biden>Nigger uses most boring Pokémon character as avatarPottery
>>526439066I got an interview at McDonald's once and was obviously rejected for showing asocial traits (e.g. mumbling, pausing, not churning out buzzphrases quick enough).Interviewers are hyper-normalfags; they have an astute ability to perceive the subtlest deviation from regular behaviour, but treat every instance of it as equally repulsive, irrespective of degree or context. Shut-ins cannot get jobs.
>>526438658Hospitals are always hiring. How can people not find jobs? The fuck?
>>526450792That's not even true. Local places don't hire. They tell you to apply online and you never hear back.
>>526438658>90% of job postings are all ghost jobs (which is market manipulation and illegal)>Your application will almost certainly get reviewed by either AI or by a LinkedIn type of "human">The job requirements for an entry level job include 5 years experience in the field and no school doesn't count despite doing more work in school than you would at the actual job >:(>You have to not only compete with nepobabies, jeets, niggers, boomers with 30 years experience, and AI, but soon you'll have to compete with actual fucking ayylmaos>By some miracle you manage to get an interview after a month waiting and completely forgot you applied>You have to dress nicely, which fuck you if you're poor and the type of person who actually needs the job that barely pays more than minimum wage>Even if you have nice clothes, you will have to perform perfectly on the interview>By perfectly, I mean basically get lucky since you could easily get a LinkedIn type of interviewer who will throw your application away if you say hello the wrong way or make a movement they don't like>No I'm not making that shit up. Hiring managers on LinkedIn proudly announced they kicked top candidates out over wording>If by some miracle you get the job, the job itself will be soul-crushingly depressing>You will have the workload of what should be 3 people>Your job description will lie and you'll be expected to do more work than you were told>Your manager will do everything in their power to violate your rights and effectively scam you>Everyone has a fake professional mask and you can't socialize>You'll never be promoted, those go to the nepo baby>If you do well, you'll actually have less of a chance of moving up because "they like you in that position">Raises will not meet inflation>They will be more than willing to terminate you on the spot for any reason
>>526449708Trades and STEM do not hire because of infinite immigration. The job market is FROZEN. If you do not know someone on a personal basis actively lookin to hire someone then you ain't getting a job.
>>526438658why would you want a j*bgoycattle aspirations
OP you are just sad. Tell you what I will do. I will give you a fresh twenty dollar bill and 4 watermelons and in return I will fuck you in the ass with my massive white dick. If pops walks in he will fuck you to and give you ten dollars and 2 watermelons. So OP this kind of opportunity does not come around often. Deal? H. Dark Maga
>>526439152Yes let’s submit enough applications to get HR roasties terminated.
>>526442231>>526442104taurine. dont shit yourself. 1g.
>>526455696https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/20868734/it werks. i did it. my tinnitus is almost gone. i really have to pay attention.but one time i shart myself but i warned you. DONT DO MORE THAN 1 g YOU WILL SHIT YOURSELF.
>>526441113Unronically, join the military.
>>526455798Ich werde es probieren, danke!
>>526450395outlier used to be kino and paid really well, but yeah ever since about a year ago they've been shit with zero work, appen isn't much better though.
