https://www.independent.co.uk/tv/news/robert-jenrick-reform-speech-heckle-b2903553.html>Robert Jenrick heckled at first constituency speech since Reform defectionhttps://news.sky.com/story/nowhere-to-hide-for-water-companies-vows-government-in-industry-shake-up-13496279>'Nowhere to hide' for water companieshttps://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/hillsborough-law-bill-candour-ian-byrne-paula-barker-b2903548.html>Hillsborough Law ‘could be kicked into the long grass’https://news.sky.com/story/ministers-to-launch-consultation-on-australia-style-under-16s-social-media-ban-13496366>Social media ban for children being considered by UK governmenthttps://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/girl-12-scared-bus-home-36579351>Girl shouted at by Bus Driver
>>526439343
Dogcream didn't get to bake his seethethread, he'll be melting down and spamming CP all over again.
What's all the Greenland theatre actuslly for then?
Based Slackkejakke keeping an eye on Mick shenaniganshttps://nitter.poast.org/slackkejakke
>>526439404Because British isn't a racial construct. Should be Anglia for the Angles, Wessex and Sussex for the Saxons, etc.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGgFDo6CQBY
nice tits
Europe is FUCKED
>>526439644a diversion away from the Venezuela shenanigans
ummmmm
>>526439714>wggwgcwgcgwcwrrrcc volunteerHas Welsh been AI all along?
>>526439615Just make everyone wear handcuffs when they go out. They will have GPS and unlock when you enter your designated workplace and when you return to your pod in the evening.
>>526439448josh swatting away shrimpdan
>>526439714>help, help, it's an emergency....a sexual emergency!
>>526439343>Robert Jenrick heckled at first constituency speech since Reform defectionWas this a seething Lowefag or a Toryfag?
>>526439644The American deepstate are using Trump and the 'madman' theory to push things along. His billionaire eccentric bros are also trying to set up pieces for the next chapter of human history.Trump has said all along he wants NATO to pay their way. There's no doubt the expectation the Europe should be defending against Russian/African threats, and I believe America wants to pivot to the Pacific only.All this shit about Greenland forces the EU's hand into winding down Greenland's autonomy and putting a significant military force up there, as well as cutting all the environmental red tape so America can secure resources.The US' foreign policy has been EXCELLENT so far>EU boomtown in defence spending>NATO troops to be deployed east of the Dnipro>Saudi Israel alliance and peace ahead in the middle east>Iran on the ropes>Venezuela btfo and Cuba told to sit
>>526439909or someone who lives near an Afghan hotel?
>>526439909Steve going after the low hanging fruit
>>526439738>3 criminals taking a selfie anyone else get the shits when they drink beer, but not spirits?
>>526439343May I thank the baker. I’ve attempt myself and fucked it up. Someone else mentioned the other day that if there is a slight fuck up people bitch and Moab but never praise the bake. But here it is. Thanks for the bake. The last song of the Kauai ‘O’ o. Calling for its mate. The breaks are where the female should sing. But she doesn’t exist as he is the last. https://youtu.be/nDRY0CmcYNU
>>526440198> dirty python
>>526439781Welsh is a made-up language, like Hindi.
Kheer Sharma the cryptojeet must be removed. He is an albino jeet that scammed his way to the top. He scams the UK population to make jeets gain political power.
>>526440260
magpies are a type of crows
>>526440260>Moab?
corvid orcsknething theyvcall them
It's me, I am the Reform to Labour defector
why has badenoch gone up since october?what did she do?
>>526440392Bogdan is a type of paedophile
>>526440260That really can't be listen to. absolutely sinful damage we as a species has done,
>>526440303I had two tins of san miguels and my guts are singing me a venezuelan warbling song and im painting the toilet brown :( the fuck is wrong with me. I had 8 shots of tequila on Friday night without incident.
>>526440466unless you have the fabled mini eggs mug nobody will take your political career seriously
>“For Badenoch it’s time, now the nutters have gone, for an olive branch towards men like Kenneth Clarke, Michael Heseltine, David Gauke, Dominic Grieve”literally 92
>>526440404Moan.I’m using a new install of Graphine OS on my new phone, spell check is a bit off.
>>526440392Indeed they are
>>526440811its because it's written by a schizo
>>526440336I'm gonna call you a tacsi to take you to the ystbyty
One for sorrow, two for joy, three for a girl, four for a boy... magpie edition indeed
>>526440835There's a lot of unfair prejudice against crows.
>>526440964Not heard anyone mention that for years
Jannies. Clean up on Aisle Josh
>>526440514Now look what you done
>>526440573Yeah.
>>526440736But I keep being told that the Tories are based now
>>526441249what tories, there's like 3 of them left they're busy assimilating reform
>>526440871These wizard eyes see all the deamons.
everyone who uses that proxy should be gassed
>>526441304It'll be funny if the tory defectors oust Farage, install Jenrick, and then he immediately merges them with the Conservatives, effectively dissolving Reform.
>>526441006Me mum, the nursery rhymes...
>>526440736> The future of the Tory Party is 90 year old men ToryBoy bros, it really might be over this time…
>>526441461Looks like you are on the late shift officer. No early night for you.
>>526441422yeah this is precisely what will happen. You take on all the dregs of the tory party, you become the tory party. Farage isn't capable of leading, he probably doesn't want to either. He can barely be bothered to show up. He's more of a door opener than a leader, problem is he's not bothered who walks through the door
>>526441184This picture makes me hate humans and humanity. What I would not give to end this evil world we have inflicted upon the earth.
Now it’s the bots.
>>526441587I wouldn’t say Jenrick was one of the dregs as late as last week. Everyone in the British media expected him to oust Kemi and become leader until like Thursday.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFaz4nBzwik
>>526441520The US government is full of 80-year-olds. Only 90-year-olds have any hope of defeating them in the coming war.
>>526441767Yeah, I found that an odd take as well. He was Khemi’s successor. The accepted narrative was that when Khemi flopped Jenerik would be the chief. Lowe being leader was just a fart sniffing online right YT commentator dream.
>>526441184It should be illegal to deanofy your garden like this.
>>526442560Agreed
bros help I pulled on my willy and now my hands are sticky
Hey,, Charlie Brown
>>526440140Has this cunt got tan lines where his moustache was?
Why are the taffs such darkies?
>>526443322High Bronze Age Briton ancestry.
>>526443452Is this bad or neutral? I was thinking EEF and EEF = faggot cucks too weak to resist Aryan chariotmen BVLL
Kpop semen demons
>>526439343Bugdan the fat man
>>526442560Yeah, I’m not a fan of gov intervention but banning that plastic grass would be fine by me. I haven’t seen a hedge hog for over a year, I used to see a lot of them. I’ve left a patch of uncut grass at the end of my garden. There are a lot of dragonflies I rarely see them anywhere else.
>>526443794holy shit i just ate the spiciest ramen i ever tried and now im breating fucking fire
>>526442174> Lowe being leader was just a fart sniffing online right YT commentator dream.Lowe met privately with Jenrick several times and said he was open to joining the Tories. They’d be mad to take him given what his ego is like. No way he’ll be happy just being a backbencher amongst another 120 MPs.
oh god this isn't funny. water in my mouth tastes like it's boiling on my tongue milk and choccy do nothing. nothing.
I know you guys don't go outside but did any of you see the aurora earlier? Was visible all the way down here in Torbay. An ill omen????
>>526443982Jenrick will now follow on from Farage he is his vice. No one would accept Zia. I’d vote for him an MP but not as PM.Leila is fine for London but not nationally.Lowe and Habib will join eventually my guess, with Lowe as secretary of state for business and trade,
>>526444964>Lowe and Habib will join eventually my guess, with Lowe as secretary of state for business and trade,We ever had any funny drama of Lowe giving Farage daggers in the Commons or they awkwardly lock eyes briefly?
>AI for me, but not for theehttps://archive.is/6fk8h
do NOT eat this stuff fr no cap
>>526445265She looks like a demon in a human skinsuit to me. It's not even my bashing the jeet race as despite being a cunt that should be put on trial and punished, Patel was pretty. But the Paki looks positively demonic
https://youtu.be/5biEjyXNa2ong3KBKWJOTys-Jg7
>>526439738Kaja showing her age here but she's still fine
>>526439738>Ursula 'Europe has the values of the Talmud' von der Leyen
>>526445078There is too much at stake this time. The right will come together. It already is. Corbyn is a non entity but Paulden is in play in the south, I’m guessing either his boob hypnotics and nepo background there will be a campaign against him. Labour still has a heavy hold in the civil service and a lot of weight in the quangos to be out manoeuvred by the greens so easily.
>>526445265aiight mingita checkmate
>>526439738>Name my band
>>526445273You don't HAVE to dump the WHOLE chili-paste packet into it at once. Add to taste.
>>526439738>>526446089The Rolling Crones?
>>526446144I found out the hard way I didn't expect it to be actually spicy. I can eat extremely spicy stuff no problem. This one gave me a fucking good kicking though. ngl.
>>526439738>>526446089Pink Foid?
>>526445265Still got a bit of free speech. The Germans can’t even insult their politicians. This is your fucking eu. Calling a rotund bird a fat cunt is illegal.
>>526439738>>526446089The Whores?
>>526446144Slavs aren't known for their intellect
>>526446089Nine Hungry Holes to Fill
>>526446560I'm not your boyfriend fatty. and I'm not a slav either. Funny how you got mega jannied though. I guess it's on account of you being a paedophile. Where your friends go? can't use your proxy so they evaporated eh?oh dear.
big fat shemale cock
>>526447015Not a fan to be desu
Small thin shemale cock
>>526447591Yeah, still not a fan to be desu
>>526447478jhoana franco has a nice one
>>526447772>jhoana franco>Google imagesThat's just rKatie with a strap-on
>>526447478It’s cold.
>>526447865did you add 'cock' at the end?
>>526448055nah it's not. under me blanket watching youtube on the big telly
>Fouling a schooner>Drinking a tot of rum>Singing 'Drunken Sailor' shanties with me matey's>Googleing jhoana franco cockIt's just not in my repertoire
>5 new 1pbtids on UK flagsis this what happens when his paedo proxy goes down?
>>526448254should get in a bit of practice to show your shipmates
>>526448296Some of us don't live in the thread mate.
>>526448055>He doesn't wear an Apple branded willy warmerngmi
>>526448407ye ye you just appear at 2am and contribute to the shemale cock posting. he went to abdul's paki shop to top up his EE sim cards didn't he
>Wahey and up she rises, early in the mornin'https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGyPuey-1Jw
willys
bit bent this thread
>>526448254kek
>>526443516>Is this bad or neutral? Neutral.Bronze Age Britons are most like the modern Irish iirc.>I was thinking EEF and EEF = faggot cucks too weak to resist Aryan chariotmen BVLLThey weren't weak faggot cucks. I don't understand why so many people insist on insulting our EEF ancestors. They were the ones who built many of the megaliths across Europe, they're cool.
>>526446089Skull Ziggurat Builders.
>>526448155How big is your big telly?
>>526441184replace the bugs with immigrants and it makes sense
>Marooned on a desert island>No foids>No niggers>NEET lifeCast me out as jetsam
>>526448644The new law states that “unsolicited” willy posts are unlawful. So if in the bake a “post willies at own discretion” was added it would no longer be unsolicited?
>>526449450120 inches
>>526449622It says here, that this is not willy posting advice
still the fittest WAG?
>>526448547I have no idea what you're on about Bruce but you should turn off your computer for a bit yeah?
>>526449541
>>526449968Frankie Bridge?
>>526449764Well it’s a bit big, but not big big. Not playing anymore.
>>526449968god no, she's barely a 7/10
>>526449984>BruceRude.
>>526450306>>526450306>>Bruce>Rude.willies
>>526450228Wider than dogscrans kitchen.
>>526449968My god, look at the state of that. Denim coat with wolves on, a supreme hat. All of their cars are grey, he drives an M5, she drives a Range Rover automatic.
>>526450365microhovel™
>>526450563>microwilly
>>526450611>microwilly
microwilly brand microhovel featuring micromeals under 4kcal
>>526449622>*censored*
>>526444964I can’t see Lowe ever going back to Reform. Habib, however, I can. Advance UK hasn’t been the big success he envisioned and Lowe doesn’t want to be associated with it. There’s a by-election coming up where he criticised Reform for putting up an ex-Tory candidate only for someone to point out that the Advance Uk candidate is also an ex-Tory.
>>526450859
>>526451100put your pants back on
>>526449880I’m not advising anyone to post willies, just saying if someone/everyone posts willies then there is a get out clause as they were requested. Just in case someone posted a willy.
>>526451140'Lowe UK' will amalgamate all the 'based' patriots running minor parties like Habib and David Kurten but it won't be enough to challenge the uniparty and so because of this mission creep they'll end up doing the same as Reform and welcoming infinite insidious shitskins, Fr Calvin Robinson et al.They would have had Peter Whittle too, even though he was a quare. There'll be lots of quares.They'll split the right and become Farage/uniparty 3.0, splitting the right and ultimately ending up the same, if not worse because they'll be scraping the uncharismatic, unlikeable and ineffective dregs.I don't say this because I want it, but it's inevitably what's going to happen.Screencap this.
really getting into drinking water lately
>>526451531
>>526451833good lad
>>526451140I can. I fucking hate the Tories, but to keep the greens/dems/Labour out. Yeah, I’d vote them again.Tommy Robinson is political cancer, Lee hadn’t acknowledged him. That’s why I think he will go back to reform, He will stand down his candidates when the time comes. It will cost Farage though. Sane playbook with Farage and the Tories . Lowe leads a pressure group, not a serious party ready for government.
>>526451898Show me your pants, fren.Willy posting is prohibited
>>526451965>Reddit spacing
>>526451681I like Calvin.
>>526452112>I like Calvin.
>>526452112
>>526451965> I fucking hate the Tories, but to keep the greens/dems/Labour out. Yeah, I’d vote them againFine, but I don’t want to hear any more moaning about immigration.
>>526451965>I can.Lowe won't ever go back to Reform. Bridges burned m8. No Farage/Lee/Lowe party ever. Lowe may well outlive them politically.>Lowe leads a pressure groupYeah, for now. He's been making moves to start his Restore Britain movement as a party.Regardless see >>526451681
>>526452004i've got my lidl pants on but i don't want to show you my skid marks
>>526451965midwit spasticunt
>>526452510>my lidl pants Did your aspie gf buy them for you?
>>526452078No one writes like me on Reddit fagaroon. Double spacing bullet points are my own. Not many people format their writing in this way. Duh huuuur. Not heard that in a while though.
treating myself to a tin of deenz now that my 30hr fast is complete
Redditmong voting for based bojo because corbyn would be worse!
>>526452160Yep. I do. The powers that be really hate him. So that is a definite bonus.
>>526452639>tfw no aspie gfi was with a girl with autism for a short while but she was really annoying. she'd make very weird sounds when i fucked her
>>526452735deenz are fkn horrible
>>526452666Oh, I am sorry, fren.I did not know you perfected the art of double spacing before Plebbitfags.I do apologise profusely, my buddy, ol' fren.Please don't downdoot me, you're most merciful one.Science!
>>526452267So how would the greens/dems/labour be better, the Tories are at least saying the right things. A vote between a group that will definitely do what I don’t want or a party that may do what I want is not much of a decision.
You guys don't understand the 5d chess play from farage here. Reform needed those with experience in the system to work with them so they can run the country effectively. That's why its a good thing that reform now have a paki who gave everyone the vax and a crypto kike who got women and children raped by afghans.
>>526452805I saw the forced meme over the last few days.I checked the cupboard yesterday and there was a tin of Sainsbury's deenz in spicy tomato sauce.I consumed it instead of eating a full share pack of Walker's crisps (no Seethebrook's in)You're doing your part.
reminder, your Parliament and political parties are completely meaningless now.
willies
>>526452564Fucking doley, sell your country out for £70 a week. Pathetic. I spend that a week on vagina charming lessons.
>Jenrick who is married to a jew and rolled out the red carpet for afghan rapists. Yeah, thats the guy who will save Britain Mong spastic cunts like you should be put on pip and denied the vote. You're too dangerous to hold a job and cast a vote.
>>526452898No worries officer. I’m sorry that you had to stay up past 2am. Looks like it’s tough shit though.
>>526453241We've already done the willy posting, read the thread, m8, come on.Post a sea shanty or something relevant.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBNt3ALLcLQ
>>526453319b-b-but the d-dole's £210/week!!
https://vocaroo.com/1bgC2su3L0gm
oh and another damning thing about Jenrick. He takes ozempic. Ask yourself, an you really trust a man who takes the easy way out to run a country?Exactly
>>526453429shiver me timbers!
>>526453438tap any birds tonight?
watching the you tube
>>526453425>I’m sorry that you had to stay up past 2am.Luckily I retired at 29 and I can do whatever the fuck I want.Including posting with Reddit spacing.And drinking brandy into the early hours while kvetching about forrins flooding the country and Apuposting.I feel blest.Please leave me a gold star flair or some shit.[post comment]
>>526453434Is it? Well. I guess the boot is worth it then. Daddy government gives me pocket money because I’m a fucking bender.Aren’t I pathetic. I’ve got my rolling bakki, sky glass and daily amount of weed to smoke. Farm food pizza in the freezer. Forklift truck driving licence. Aren’t I a grade A spastic.
>>526453521https://voca.ro/14HgIvTukDr3
>>526453483Yaaarrhhh me matey. Finally someone posted it.I do appreciate a fellow Apu poster. I consider you as a fren.
>>526453438you sound like a right willy
>>526453682Whatever Sussex you mong.
>>526453765love you
>>526453776https://voca.ro/1cfWN5EMHiEo
>>526453762kek average british night out
>>526453777I have a ginger beard but I'm not as based as that tranny beating mong.I have made a few photo edits of him though.Regardless of what benniemongs on here say about him, I think he's an upstanding member of the brit/pol/ community.He's defintely quare though and his political stance should be ignored and when we win he should be at least hung. Preferably tortured, hung and then burned while he's still alive.But still, some of his posts are entertaining in the /brit/pol/ arena.Inject the science straight into my veins!
Riddle me this.
>>526453762Sounds like a StokeyWere's he bin? Hanley?
>>526453682what a willy
>>526454061can't hear you your mouth sounds full
>>526454231https://voca.ro/162ygrbNYZxz
>>526454139Yeah, I don’t know what other hobby you should try. As you like camping maybe try photography. It’s a bit shit but easy to get into. You are outside anyway. Whittling maybe, a man’s version of knitting. I tie flies though. I’ve never been fly fishing. I just like tying knots. I repaired watches for one if my first jobs after university. So maybe I’m biased towards small mechanisms. Learning knits is something to do whilst camping. Just a suggestion.
I saw Jonathan Ross at a Tesco Express in London yesterday.I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.After paying for the Milky Ways he proceeded to leave the store and throw all of them in the garbage. Haven't seen him since.
>>526454376https://voca.ro/16DnWUG42KkP
>>526454530Does anyone else get this, but the sound is choppy/cutting out.>Hanley is a shitholeAgreed>Stokey compulsive liarsI think they're all like that mate. I lived in Hanley for 6 years. Every woman I met in Hanley was a compulsive liar. Never known anything like it.Where you from mate? Manc? Sound cuts out.Picrel is what I took of the riot slags in Hanley the other year.The mosque over the road was where they were telling the pakis to put the weapons back in the mosque, after they'd attacked the white lads who made their way over there on the Saturday afternoon after protesting the Town Hall (no point because it was empty for years)Good lad
>>526452999> So how would the greens/dems/labour be better, the Tories are at least saying the right things. > A vote between a group that will definitely do what I don’t want or a party that may do what I want is not much of a decision.Surely this is bait? I don’t believe anyone can be this retarded, unless they’ve been in a 15 year coma.
>>526455013What’s your choice then?
>>526454893get that willy out of your mouth i can't understand what you're saying.
>>526445273nah that shits so yummy ongong
>>526454963https://voca.ro/1nbyZiWirRzt
>>526455205https://voca.ro/16mCxbHw9ayV
>>526455353bro get off your nigger phone and use a proper mic if ur gonna spam the thread with ur niggardry
>>526455423You don't have to listen it's optional lad
>>526439781>>526440336Every time I say Welsh is a stupid made up language and should have been allowed to go extinct, people get mad at me.Not sure why.
>>526455013Still waiting butt sniffer? Weird how all solutions spouted by “based fags” on this site empowers the status wuo/civil service. Get fucked, fucking spy.
>>526455353didn't know we had steve davis itt
>>526455477glad you found your keyboard finally innit mush
think ive got a tom tit on the way
>>526454557>I just like tying knots.A true sailor. Well done mate.I had a friend when I was younger who knew all the knots and liked showing us how to tie different knots.We all used to ride around on our skateboards and one evening we were coming up with a way of tying them all together for a laugh.This based lad stepped up and showed us how to tie them all together so we could cruise along in a formation, 5 skateboards all in unison.We asked how he knew how to tie the knots so well. He said he had been to the Navy Sea Cadets and that's where he learned to tie the knots.Then he broke down in tears as he told us how he was sexually abused by his Cadets team leader as he and a random marine had bummed him aboard a naval ship in Portsmouth while they were on a vocational trip.Is that why you like tying knots? Are you him?From your posts I can positevely say, as a knowledgable knot tyer. you're a wholesome faggot. But, a faggot nonetheless.No offence meant, please send updoots.
>>526455525I don't even know who that is >>526455541Written word preferable lad?
>>526455092I won’t be choosing the party that imported ~1 million a year and irrevocably altered the demographics and culture of the country the last time they were in power, because I’m not a tribal retard and I don’t vote against my own interests.
Muslims buy a former orphanage and conduct military type drillshttps://x.com/brokenbritain0/status/2013177252029010083
>>526455353>Billy bullshitkekLiterally all of themI'm 40 mate. Back in the day, Hanley was awesome. Living there in in the last few years it's been a wake up call. Niggers and pakis everywhere. They've been flooded into Stoke and I've had to move out to one of the small towns outside.>MonkeydustCheap high. I grew mushrooms and the only people who could afford them from me were the lads and women on PIP kek
on the bog
>>526456218I respect your consistency.If you'd spent your time self-improving instead of shitposting, imagine how buff you'd be.Do 5 pressups every time you this post...imagine the gains m8.(I just do 30 pressups every night before bed, I'm a weakfag).
>>526456038Odd bunch ngl Cheers for the info Stoke lad, been 25yrs since I been there. It hurts my soul to see the unwanted changes wrought upon on us
>>526455851Answer, who!!
>>526455807Yeah, still want a friend Sussex?
Infiltrate, populate,dominate and never assimilate.Immigration without assimilation is an invasion
>>526456457gotta get my hernia sorted first. was really ill last year being sick multiple times a day and it appeared.
>>526456473It's the same in every city now.I've retreated, to rural Staffordshire, the place I grew up in, but still, everyday I go out and there's wogs. Only a few but you know they're importing more. I go to the park and there's groups of them hanging around. I refuse for this to be the place my son grows up in. It's coming to a head.Death or glory.Get yourself to Hanley, I'll have a drink with you. I'm barred from Wetherspoons, Tontine, Market Tavern for being racist/homophobic. But anywhere else is fine.
Quality drunk scran this....starting to sober up Streaky bacon on extra mite cheddar and bakery white cob on the air fryer with a good splash of tobacco. Lines the stomach Lovely stuff >>526456766Tempted mate but I'm on IOW now It's a fickabout with the ferry, let alone 300 miles lel Come to me. You can have a little holiday I'll take you out to the local slagspots
Forgot pic
Britain is such a welcoming countryhttps://x.com/basilthegreat/status/2012960417920770308
>>526456719We started calling him Navyboy. We still do to this day. (He's a closeted quare).He had several girlfriends while I hung around with him and they all told us he wouldn't have sex with them, he wanted them to put things up his arse.I fucked one of them after he'd had 'a relationship' with her.She left him because he wouldn't fuck. She told me about his sexual preferences.It all boiled down to tying knots. I got into the Navy because they taught he how to tie knots, then then fucked him up the arsehole and he's been forever tainted.True story.What do the fags say? Something like they're not born like that so they have to convert them? My advice, stay away from the Navy. I know several Marines too...they're straight but they've told me stories, a lot of them get converted.I know one of the Stoke Marine lads who were involved with the Afghan murder case thing. He slotted the paki cunt lol. but he was let off.
>>526456753>IDVPN? Why?
>>526455851Yeah, never an answer. Because it’s a globalist corporate neoliberal authoritarian system you will get if you don’t compromise. Got to be a purist or nothing. I’ve got to say whenever I buy anything it’s got to be perfect, a car 200mpg 0-60 0.9 seconds. First class flights for £5. Looks like we are shit out of luck though.
>>526457222>a good splash of tobacco.Presume you meant Tabasco. Ducking autofuck.>I'm on IOWWouldn't mind that mate.I like to have a jaunt. Been all over the UK but never to the Highlands and Islands. Went to IoW as a baby. Only time I've been. Tried to arrange it with my mates but their wives weren't having it. Fucking foids.I'm in Staffs though. ~5 hours to the ferry. If you buy the first pint I'll come.If you can give me your contact details I'd happily get in touch. But on here...?Will have to be in the sumer, it's icumen in, I've got a family court case going on.
>>526457328What is eaten with cream at Wimbledon, spell the red fruit.
>>526457715>What is eaten with cream at WimbledonRafa's cock?
>>526457687I'll post you are burner email in a thread in a day or two lad if youre about. Ill give you a shout-out. Take care m8 gonna get me head down now
>>526457494>globalist corporate neoliberal authoritarian systemCentral banking.That's all you need to know.Updoot me.
>>526457901I lurk. Put a codeword or something in the post and I'll check archive.Put 'hanleynigger' one word and I'll search it up on 4plebs.Goodnight lad. Thanks for contribooting. The voicemails were entertaining, better than the usual shite that you get here on an evening, thanks to the nonce.Good luck mate, keep living the dream.
>>526457920Still no answer officer. Must be getting tired now. Shift change at 6?
>>526458092>Hanleynigger Will do lad. Catch up soon and have a good one in the interim
scran>>526457366mobile data's weird
>>526458164Have a good one mate
>>526458254Oh, it's you. Have you not died and melted through you hovel floor yet?
>>526458276CITSAPSITSAPS
>not even here me I'm notSad cunt
>>526458254>>526458449https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udXJG67BvVQ
>>526458254How was your topside 'steak'?That proper made me kek. Fucking poorfag idiot. Calling sliced topside 'steak'. You fucking dickhead.
>>526458533No fun.
>>526458323nope. and it's not a hovel it's comfy. no migrants round here. i think it's because it's a ahitty area but the house prices are high
>>526458730kek yeah i didn't do that christmas just gone. got some pork joints, gammon joints and lamb joints. the beef was shit, you were right.
>>526458800>but the house prices are high>there has been an annual price rise of 4.9% which makes the average property in the UK valued at £269,000https://www.gov.uk/government/news/uk-house-price-index-for-january-2025Wrong again
clarse scran for breakfarst
>>526459079£558,183 is the average house price here.
An employee with a company in Britain says his company has a government contract to put graphene oxide into the water supply which is toxic and can cause cancerhttps://x.com/thehealthb0t/status/2013023642892866024
>>526458865>you were right.Yeah, I know. But it didn't stop you arguing for multiple threads and being an obnoxious knobhead, posting about how you'd got a good deal from Farmfoods or whereever it was, while me and all the Amerifags were taunting you about how much of a knodhead you are. Fair play for admitting you were wrong.>>526459222>£558,183 is the average house price here.Old Coach Road?
Yeah, no fucking answer. Don’t vote for the right wing candidate because… voting pointless…You fucking scum. Thank fuck this site has no influence anymore beyond memes. Left wing benny mong fags.
>>526459398brentwood
