>I-I was just wondering if you wanted to hangout with me and smoke Marlboro Southern Cuts and fill our bellies with Dr. Pepper and play Serious Sam: The Next Encounter for the PS2...
>we are only one step removed from the american government assigning every lonely euro man a personal american gfFuture's looking bright, bros
>>526442320wew lad
Someone take meI will even be your serf if you want me to
Think about the propaganda and fbi agents
>>526442321>we are only one step removed from the american government assigning every lonely euro man a personal glowie
sometimes i dont even know whats rela in america anymore
sorry i only have dr foots and im playing maplestory right now idk if u play that it's my own private server so i could make u gm and we could fuck around with it
>>526442321boyfriend*
>>526442323ok i take you, i call you from this day on uncle ben's.
>you get a BBC personal American and he keeps flirting with your mom and sister at the dinner table
Your ownPersonalAmericanSomeone to do their partShart in the mart
>>526442325American women are too pure and pristine for spy-work, she would defect immediately when she sees the love I hold for her
>>526442332lmao, why would you assume that it would be a woman.
>>526442320Even though this is fake, it would honestly be a smashing success.
>>526442320>personal american starts asking about the nearest gun store and elementary school opening hours
>>526442320First the Nobel Peace Prize cringe, now thisHe has completely lost his mind hasn't he?
at least maybe he'd listen to me and that's what no one else did
>>526442331Hehehe
>>526442320Can i get one of those quirky wholesome chungus american reddit girls?
>>526442321>>526442324>>526442326>>526442330>>526442336>*SLUURRP* >so now what do you want to do, eurobro
>>526442320Yeah I'll have two hapas, one latina, and an ebony teen thank you
>>526442340Stop drinking that garbage, we don't do that in Europe
>>526442340one sone should man have...
>>526442342what are you doing in spain, hans?
>>526442340probably gonna keep laughing at you
>>526442320SOUTH PARK DID ITSOUTH PARK DID IT
>>526442340That’s someone’s son
>>526442340I wanted a friend, as in a man, not a foid who'll ruin my life
>>526442320wat
Sure, why not.
>>526442320gimme a cowgirl that will call me sugah, pretty please
>>526442344the usual stuffmaking a mess of mallorca, getting arrested for digging holes and wearing sandals with socks on the beachoh and making catalans really mad
if they allow the europeans to choose by race, gender, religious affiliation, and education level then nobody would ever pick me :(
>>526442336I'd say the first genuine crossing the line between goofy eccentric shenanigans and concerning signs of going senile and/or insane was adding his name to the Kennedy thing, what the fuck was that lmao
>>526442353id pick you...
>>526442355i’m a half black half white short retarded lanklet ;~;
>>526442353don't worry, mormon girl, I don't care about your education
one big booty black girl please
>>526442356the real question that could disqualify you is if you play turn based strategy games or not
>>526442356I put you in my pocket and call you mini obama
>>526442356>>526442360You can pop out of my jacket collar when social skills are needed
>>526442359yes i am currently addicted to DOS2 and CK2
>>526442362very disrespectful answer, denied
If I say I live on an island some laugh love live party chick is gonna comeI'm gonna murder her and cut her body up
I'll take a big assed boricua thank you
>>526442340Play video game.
>>526442348I'll be your friend Sven. We can go camping and drink liquor and beer.
>>526442340Americans don't suffer...
I am accepting fren applications.Must enjoy>vidya>cooking (I will be the one cooking)>discussion of science fictionFRENS ONLY, NON-FRENS AND GOONERS NEED NOT APPLY
>>526442369What's your opinion on Lem and Heinlein?
>>526442370
>>526442371You posted a gay and lame kid so you're lame and gay.
>>526442372>cant quote simpsons or immediately recognize a simpson quote from a frinkiac screenshotyou cannot have an american friend
>>526442373Sure thing unc
>>526442370>HeinleinI enjoyed Starship Troopers but admittedly never read anything else of his. I should, thoever.>LemI don't know who that is but would be curious to find out.I mostly have read HG Wells and Jules Verne. Late 19th century and early 20th century sci fi is peak, imo.>>526442371Do not besmirch Ray Bradbury within earshot of me.
All right, listen up you subhuman mongrels. Today I'm going to teach you how to light a firework with your cigarette on the back of a 4-wheeler without spilling your beer.
>>526442375I've only bounced to /pol/ to say you should read Solaris, Invincible, Futuroligcial Congress, Stranger in a Strange World and Double Star. Good day
>>526442323would you kindly get a job and send me the paycheck?
>>526442320>MY BUDDYMY BUDDY>WHEVER I GOHEEEEEEE GOESSSS>MY BUDDYMY BUDDY >MY BUDDY AND ME!!!!
sorry Euros this sounds like the kind of job that heritage Americans would not want to do
>>526442340Warning Euros, that girl is a lure to get you to be some hillbilly's butt-slutt. In return she's getting meth and moonshine. Do not approach young women in Appalachia
I want a European bf
>tell your British client you think he's a good guy and that you enjoy spending time with him >make him crossdress and wear makeup > "Wow you're cute, you're getting a lot of Freedom Points for dressing like that, you should keep doing it .">ejaculate in his tea >ejaculate in his crumpets >Start gently threatening him if he tries to dress like a boy >"I can probablyyyyy get ICE International to not visit but... I'm gonna need a little more than just kisses, Nigerella.">A+ scores on the agreeability measures and getting lots of freedom points >Now I have a girlfriend Based Trump giving the people what they want
>>526442320>the catch is you must meet in Greenland and build an embassy
I prefer the second encounter of all the encounters
>>526442336There's no fucking way it's real.
>>526442320Gonna wear my shoes indoors on hardwood that's easy to clean to increase the depression
>>526444080Don't listen to this carpetbagger, we'd never do anything like this.
>>526444255I'll be your euro bf. Do welsh count?
>>526442336>order a live-in American>he doesn't fit through the front door
>>526444460>Nigerellakek
>>526442320I will only accept an icelandic licorice mogel
>>526442320Will she be a virgin?
>>526445638I actually checked xcancel to be sure, top tier bait OP. Excellent larp. Audibly keked.
>>526442321enjoy your free niggers I guess. They'll be bringing their kids with them.
>>526442370Lem is basedI never got into Heinlein I guess starship troopers was okay
