Aurora borealis over fuckin alabamaTotally normal goy
>>526449919It's normal
>>526449919If ICE were going after white right wingers leftists would support ICE
How is that Interplanetary shitting auto-regenerating Interstellar vehicle coming along?You can't stay here forever you know.
>>526449986I have never seen the northern lights in alabama and I am 63
>>526449919They dont call em the southern lights for nothin. Wait.
>>526450043We got them too
>>526449919it happened last year too, not a big deal, i did see UFOs but it was on the weekend at 2am, i'm not up that late tonight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uOps_8gWEM
>>526449919may i see it?
>>526450096Yea i aint never seen no damn aurora in the south either. Shit aint normal.
>>526450036You’ll see the pearly lights again soon unc
>>526449919alabama snakes
Don't worry guys, being hit with solar radiation doesn't heat the planet. Put your electronics in an old microwave, EMP blocker.
>>526449919Will it sound like a trumpet?
AN ABNORMAL BOREALIS JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE!
I'm in NJ and don't see shit
>>526450180No it ain't. I reckon the earth is a changin
>>526450036It's an event that "might" happen in an 11 year solar cycle. It moves south because of solar storms, and apparently 1859 had one that made it as far south as Florida.On top of that, I'm skeptical about how well it's been documented as a phenomenon. It's not the shimmering rainbow clusterfuck that photographers want you to think it is. It's like a vague mass of color in the night sky that could almost be mistaken for a cloud and is totally invisible in the face of light pollution. I'm sure that there've been some that people just didn't notice. If you're really 63, though, I find it unlikely I'd be able to convince you the sky isn't falling. Apocalyptic fixation is a weird thing I've noticed with geriatrics.
It was visible here too apparently. Saw it on Instagram wtf. Pretty big and bright green
>>526450036kek per capita
>>526450269if there were a deep dark chasm with no hope in sight, I imagine it would be in NJ
>>526449919WEAK
>>526450192no cap on god
>>526450192Can't wait. Life is boring. I've had the best food. The finest pussy. Fathered 3. Life gets mundane Wakeup. Take shit. Nothing left to do but rest. Your time will come soon enough
>>526450246I miss the sky trumpets bro. Tantara Wommmmmp!
>>526450359Nigger thats a full blown cme
apolitical thread, mods clean it up.
>>526450287You should listen to your elders more.
>>526450169Yes, just walk outside your Alabama home, look North, close your eyes, and, in your mind's eye, picture what it must look like.
>>526450793I bathe in CME's. I practically glow in the dark and short circuit all electronics that comes close to me.I have become pure energy
>>526451030>Not Alabama
>>526449919Minnesota here. Nothing is happening right now even for me, no clouds and also no aurora.
>>526451020Someone who spends 60+ years not looking or listening isn't a particularly good source of information. You can go to class, but there's no telling if you actually paid attention without a test.
>>526451136You should try reading before you reply.
>>526449919Jesus is returning soon. Repent of your sins!
>>526450888Lookit fuckin dork >>526451114You fuckers have been gay as fuck lately. Stop being faggot, fucker. >>526451357Muh heckin kikerino in the sky. >>526451216Yeah but you can't see the sky because you got Walz balls teabagging your eyes.
>>526450219Yeah but it only work while on defrost.
>>526449919jews don't control the sun
>>526451653>Gay as fuck lately>latelyYou've been a faggot forever, I don't ever expect you to stop.
>>526451653Nothing is happening. Where is the German flag even?
This is like the second time in three or four months. Not good.
>>526449919>"Aurora Borealis">"in the middle of the night">"of all states, just Alabama?"...Can I see it?
>>526450169No.
>>526452277>PeruNo... wtf?
>>526449919>/pol/tards think le Jews caused a solar storm
>>526449919poles are shifting maybe a few hundred (or thousand) years north will be south and vice versa
>>526449919you have no idea what the fuck is normal or not.
>>526449919holy shit an Aurora borealis flew over my house
>blasted holesJust like OPs anus
>>526449919>a chancelike 0.0001%
>>526449919Took my girl Alice to see the borealis but she didn't seem impressed!I said, 'what's a matter does the aurora bore ya Alice?"
>>526449919yeah something is clearly happening with the sun and Earth's climate and it has fuck all to do with fossil fuels
>>526454699The sun is the same in a relative way but you're older...
>>526454699solar max every 11 years, we passed the last apex within the last like 6 months. sun'll be a bit spicy for a while.
>>526449919That probably means HAARP doing some bs again
>>526449919Aurora Borealis? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely withing Alabama?
>>526454606I do not understand the relevance of your daughter's name.Thank you for the story though, anon. Sorry to hear about that.
>>526451020I don't listen to anyone who is over 60 and still posting on 4chan, this isn't exactly an indicator for someone who has succeeded at life and whom anyone should emulate or whose opinion should be held in high regard. May the Day of the Pillow find you soon.
>>526449919The sky is clear here in Central Michigan and I’m not seeing a damn thing. Can anyone else report in?
>>526449919The stronger these things are the more it drives humans insane. That's why they're associated with war. The human brain is more sensitive than people know.
>>526450287How old are you Jamal?
>>526455281Iowa here. Nothing. Aurora forecast confirms there ain't gonna be shit south of fucking Minneapolis.
>>526449919There's a little black spot on the sun today...Its the same old thing as yesterday.
>>526455378>IS THAT THE NORTHERN LIGHTS!? OH MY GOD I'M FUCKING LOSING MY MIND! LET'S BOMB HOLLAND!!!
>>526449919yes i'm sure the kikes have finally completed their machine to project the northern lights so you can suspect them for mindcontrolling more people. Fucking nigger retard
>>526449919who farted?
>>526449919At this time of year?In this part of the country?!
>>526455450>LET'S BOMB HOLLAND!!!Like the way you think anon!Damn evil dutch!
>>526449919AN AURORA BOREALIS JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
>tfw want to see aurora but there is fucking nothing even in the red area and there a fucking layer of thin ass cloudsReeeeee
>>526450036
>>526455450This but unironically. The more complex an electronic device is the more sensitive it tends to be. The human brain is no exception as it is a complex electrochemical organ. Do the perturbations induced by fluctuations in the earths magnetic field and the resulting ingress of solar and interstellar charged particles produce notable results? No, not usually. Instead they produce small and imperceptible errors in cognition. The problem is that this includes key decision makers dispersed across the globe engaged in high stakes decision making where even tiny errors taken in aggregate produce bad results.tl;dr you're a nigger
>>526455680>layer of thin ass cloudsThis happens way too often. There have been so many lately but I'm always cloud cucked.
>>526455705>The more complex an electronic device is the more sensitive it tends to beThat's just DC logic gate (high/low, one/zero) devices, which are unnatural but useful. Human brains don't have tolerances that close, there are redundancies and rounding provisions to prevent celestial interference.
>>526455705>wars and violence aren't caused by people being irrational niggers or being manipulated by greedy kikes>no, it's all because every time there's a CME the local permittivity changes from 8.85950033149E-12 F/m to 8.85950033278E-12 F/m - now shut up and put this tinfoil over all the windows.
>>526456718Well its both. jewish brains are diseased by default and you can clearly see the consequences but you'll deny that the human brain under duress does the same thing. Think it through.
>>526450289that was shrek, dumbass
>>526449919unless it's shining through my curtains I shant see it tonight
>526449919Arizona has seen auroras every single year in the last 26 years down to 33N latitude (Atlanta, GA and Alabama lats).
>>526461260Camera Auroras don't count
>>526450036How many times have you been to Alabama?
>>526452428I know what's abnormal.
