Why the fuck do we want it?
>>526450007it's called greenland though
>>526450007>It's not even greendanish neglected it, stole even trees and grass and abused it hence such a miserable state of that land
Why do you want Alaska? Its not green, just give it away
>>526450007nukes from russia will cross greenland to get to the usathe want it for defense
>>526450007>Whymissile defense. obviously
>>526450007Tss, maybe they should call it Whiteland or somethin
>>526450007Because fuck europe
>>526450007Elon will fix that. Surprised he hasn't bought it yet. Be a great place to export ice from and sell to needy people in hot places.
>>526450090>>526450434satisfactory
>>526450155>nukes from russia will cross greenland to get to the usa>the want it for defenseIf Russia or China gets Greenland, it's OVER for EUPOPE. They'd be surrounded with nukes then, land, islands, arctic, oceans, africa. Europe should be PAYING THE USA to take it.
>>526450007Unlimited snow cones. Think bigger, think dumber.
>>526450007For some kike reason
>>526450154>Why do you want Alaska? Its not greenVery green where I am.
Water nigga
whiteland is racist
>>526450007You wouldn't get it
>>526450594Are there mosquitos? I was shocked to learn cold places have mosquitos.
if we take greenland canada will be completely surounded
>>526450007Theres green
>>526450657Mosqitoes need standing water. We really don't have that where I am because it rains alot, rainforest.
>>526450458rename the usa to brownlandbecause youre all brown
>>526450722We are trapped like a wild animal, there is no choice but to go north korea mode.
peanuts aren't nuts and strawberries aren't berries.
>>526450925>peanuts aren't nutsHaha very funny.
>>526450007because trump didnt get the nobel peace prize, and he wanted it so badly, now he needs to lash out
>>526450811Pretty :)
>>526450007Because the ice is melting and everyone will see the spaceship soon. Need to secure the bag before the pole flip and the area becomes the next Atlantis.
>>526450925They aren't peas or straws either.
>>526450890
>>526450996It never fails to amaze me how Germans boldly repeat their local news reports as though they've formulated their own opinions. I feel like sharing Germanic heritage must mean something- but whenever I interact with a kraut on /pol/ all I feel is pride that my ancestors left.
>>526451042although more accurate to call a peanut a pea than a nut being a legume.
>>526450007mineral rights and polar ICBM coverage
>>526450007It's where the nukes would fly over on their way to America.Denmark has been absolutely useless and has left it undefended, so Russia and/or China has the potential of setting up their own missile batteries there too. Both their navies have been mapping around the area for decades now with nary a blip from Europe on it.Plus, it is the future equivalent of Panama as Arctic trade lanes opening up.In addition to that, it is a good central location for cargo air flights to operate out from.Europe has done nothing but let it lay undefended, and it is too close to CONUS to have anything undefended, especially as Europe wants us to help them against Russia in Ukraine.So, we will either pay for it, or we will take it, but it will become American soil.
>>526450007Why not?
Vikings named icy Greenland that to confuse Hitler.
noggin' nogging
>>526450549>>526450007We should take Iceland too. Evict the eurotrash and sell me a nice hot spring fiefdom.
>>526450007Putin wants it. Trump is doing what Russia wants. The collusion and Krasnov shit was always 100% true.
>>526450007White depopulation.
>>526450007The 200 mile EEZ is important. Greenland is the closest to the North Pole. Elon should just buy all the land in Greenland. It would be cheaper than what he paid for Twitter.
>>526450155>>526450549Greenland is a founding member of NATO though, and already has a US military presence on it?
>>526450914We need your Northern territories too. You'll be in a cozy American sandwich.
That's how the song goes:well greenland is a barren landa land that bears no greenwhere there's ice and snowand the whale fishes blowand the daylight seldom seesbrave boysandthe daylight seldom sees
>>526450007he says himself in a presidential letter todayit is in the newsfind ithe thinks they decide who gets nobel prizeand pissed they did not give it to himthis is wrongof coursebut enjoy your ww3 anyway
>>526451186No they don’t you dumbfuck. America basically already runs Greenland and has not only a massive base there already, but has 18 mothballed Cold War facilities that Denmark would help pay to open. And USA could drill for whatever mineral they (no one does it because it’s stupid) and, worst case scenario, some time in the future China or Russia become a territorial threat, USA just has to open the door to their base and walk out and they captured the country. You low iq dumfucks who parrot this obvious bullshit are unironically worse than midwit plebbitors. The only reason trump wants to take Greenland by force, now, is either purposefully find a loophole to get out of NATO without congressional approval, he’s an idiot who just listens to whatever Stephen miller tells him, he wants to distract from Epstein, or he sees this as the only way to satisfy his legacy ‘I actually expanded the empire on my watch’ which is a few millennia dated practice because we aren’t supposed to be a fucking empire.We already owned Greenland de facto without having to pay for it. Now we are going to have pay for a bunch of ice niggers to sit on welfare while simultaneously pissing everyone else off.
>>526451452Multiple bases, including the Star Fleet precursor.If Russia or China was interested in Greenland, we would have been defending Greenland within twelve hours.
>>526451151no i just read the letter and i got it from here, he says it himself but you won't believe that he is this retarded so you make up bullshit reasons and conspiracy theories as to why he does the things he does, while in reality he is just a demented man baby at the helm
>>526450890>Argentina farting about brownsim laffin
>>526450007Greenland is icyIceland is greenIt's all a scam
>>526450007It would have been racist to name it Whiteland
>>526450007picrel
>>526451778As would the rest of NATO. You also have full freedom to put missile defense installations there with at worst a little negotiating. So this is all sole weird cope and the real reason for this shit is something retarded like theoretical natural resources still probably too inefficient to mine up from under the ice.
wait a minute
>>526450890Your bbq is bad and chile is a better country and people than you.
>>526450007>whyRare earth metals primarilyMissile defence system updates for hypersonic intercepts secondlyThirdly, its a flex, you wont do shit basically but to the kings of the earth- in pretenseTruth be told, everything is fake and gayI bet we are consolidating regions of earth to be supernational new world order types of divisions of worldwide governance: 10 kings of the earth conspiring to one accord to serve satan and lucifer or something along those lines with united nations faggotry
>>526450007Because Trump's Jewish handlers want it
>>526452127There is tons of evidence that Trump is the antichrist
>>526452113The vikings were funny fellows who did a little bit of trolling.
>>526450657Biting flies.Can never decide if they're worse than mosquitos, but I lean yes.
>>526450007>>526452113Damn you, Erikson!
>>526452229I am convinced every gadfly individually is a full manifestation of the devil, satan, demiurge and the concepts of every evil deity. Those fucking creatures do not let go and will bite you even if you fully submerge under water.
>>526450007>Strategic military area>Great data center location >Minerals>Because realistically Trump is trolling the EU to put troops there.
>>526452127>rare earth metalsDumb take. No one is extracting them now, and they won’t be this century. USA would be doing it now if it was viable>hypersonic defenseThey already have the facilities to do this if they want>flexYea, a dumb one. I want clay just like the next person, but don’t pretend this isn’t fucking retarded.
>>526450007Who the fuck knows? If it was just military necessity, then we wouldn't be doing this. The US government could build whatever military bases it wants to on Greenland without owning it, no one would stop them. In fact they would probably welcome the investment. My guess is that Trump wants to have the acquisition of Greenland be a part of his legacy.
>>526452399Nope. Trump just announced tariffs against other NATO countries until his demands are met. His masters ordered him to start killing whites.
>>526450155Greenland has had an agreement with the US since the 50s that we could build whatever defense bases we wanted to there.Same thing goes for resource mining. Greenland has said come get it at any time. The reason nobody's done it is it isn't profitable for everything to be buried under ONE MILE GLACIAL ICE.Trump is a fucking moron making an enemy out of a compliant vassal state.
>>526452089China and Russia don't fear the rest of NATO, they fear us.
>>526450007It identifies as green, its transbiome
>>526450155Americans that believe this are the same idiots that thought iraq was about "weapons of mass destruction".
>>526450007that's false advertisement. trump should get a discount.
>>526450007>Greenland>Big frozen fuckin' rock>Iceland>Green grass everywhere and active volcanoes
>>526450007Trump thinks greenland is massive because of mercator projection and wants to cement his legacy by adding it to U.S. territory. That's it.
>>526453337And you are in NATO, you dimwit. How do you fucking imagine either of them taking Greenland when you already have military bases there? Russia and China will fear a US with no allies less than they do one with.
>>526450007To place missiles there for the golden dome.
>>526450007Multiple countries sent troops there to protect it.. There is no chance Donald can take it lol are we tired of winning
>>526450007It was green 500 years ago if you checkmold maps. Shit went to hell during the 1600s as earth went through one of its major climate cycles (this particular one is roughly every 400 years, theres a smaller one every 200 years...). Next big natural climate change even is expected to hit in the next 15 years. To understand more go check out maps from the 1500s and 1600s.
>>526452089Greenland would also be more than happy to let the US develop its land for resources as long as they would get a small cut (which they would if they were US territory anyway, probably even more in that scenario) and in fact have been trying to attract developers to their land, but as you say it's not convenient to mine there yet and nobody is interested. I think Trump literally just thinks that Greenland is really big because of Mercator, and wants to expand the US on the map. it's that simple. he's a very superficial person.
>>526450007It was green when the Vikings landed there during the Medieval Warm Period.
>>526454121lol no it wasn't, but they wanted people to think it was green so they could attract settlers
>>526453993What's going to be the big change within 15 years? I need to know where the best real estate investments will be.
there is an ancient frozen jew jew cum depot in Greenland. And Donald really loves that jew jew cum.
>>526454333Rapid cooling. The summers wont be much different, just shorter. Overall increased precipitation for most of the eastern USA and western Europe
>>526451747You are probably a rentoid.Why buy when you can just rent for the rest of your life and the landlord will fix anything that breaks?Retarded. Obviously buying is better than renting and US has been renting like a sucker for 80 years.
>>526450007Great place for a missle base and to mine rare erf minras.
>>526454568Great. Another nothingburger. Thanks for sharing.
>>526450007we have to put nigger housing projects and tranny buttsex education there because reasons
>>526451287Annoying orange?
