You can always find a box of Mac & Cheese and can of tuna on sale for .99c. Split the protein, you don”t need a full can. If you’re feeling posh, add some frozen veg. If you want to save more to buy silver or property, replace the KD with 50c bulk ramen. It’s delicious! Libtards want to psyops you into wasting more on goyslop, but Trump is completely right: you don’t need more and food is completely affordable
>>526453285https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkExpbnjsX8
>>526453285
Fit for a queen
>>526453285so we're circling back to Depression-era cooking? Thank God I still have my Deenz-ration Mountain from COVID shutdowns. I have enough canned fish to give an entire village mercury poisoning
I eat Mac n cheese tuna and peas at least once a month I put real sharp cheddar cheese in it too good hearty meal I use to eat it all the time as a kid
>>526453285I can eat better than this for less money you're just a stubborn retard that doesn't wanna learn how to cook
Spam Fried-Rice has the same vibe and is equally cheap. Add am egg and fermented vegetables and it slaps
>>526453285Boxes are a rip off. You can buy a big bag of generic / house brand macaroni for a $1.00, 4-5x ad much pasta for the same price. Then buy cheese powder in bulk from Amazon, around $25, easily enough for 50 servings. You’ll bring your meal under a buck.
>>526453285would look infinitely better if you just put some crushed/ground black pepper on that and cleaned up your presentation a bit so it didn't look like you vomited into the bowlseriously, how did you make such a fucking mess?do you have motor control dysfunction?
>KDTell me you are a leaf, without telling me
>>526453285A whole can is not even enough protein for a little girl you retard.
>>526453968ya the empty carbs dont really do anything so the amount of protein isnt enuf ya im this guyand the tuna that doesnt taste like shit is actually 2$ a canthe non shitty tuna is actually more like 2$ its expensive as a man u probably need 2 cans of it if that was ur only protein source and 3 times a day youre looking at like 20$ a day
I went to Panda Express the other day and one plate was $20. At the grocery store a whole bag of orange chicken was $6. Eating out is a big rip off and is why zoomer faggots can't get a house or save money.
>>526453863look up Biryani - way superior over your pic
>>526453285I'd spend 3$ a can for chicken over tuna. Tuna is disgusting and over farmed.
>>526453285Thats the one more thing there. Just add the chicken drumstick and a piece of broccoli and you have the $3 Maga Meal. Awoo!
>>526454215jus eat rice wow what a saver of money thanks for making america more poor than rural cambodia we can all eat rice and macaroni! like prison
>>526454104>why zoomer faggots can't get a houseActually I think it has more to do with houses costing $300k for a crackhouse in browntown>or save moneyTrue. They also get it delivered by pajeets who probably spit in it.
>meme flags are complaining about the US againInteresting... very "organic" there OP.
lmao at the President manufacturing consent for people being unable to afford half-decent food. "Groceries" really will be an old-fashioned word by the end of this term.
For me it's wrapping a hot dog in a cheesy corn tortilla, this thread is making me nostalgic for my poverty food days.
>>526453285You're fat
>>526453904This nigger has a BUCKET of cheeto dust, fat people take notice! Olympic stock just went up, anons will be eating that like Fun Dip.
For me its bologna on hand.
>>526453763Deens are low mercury
>>526453904Kraft's carcinogens just taste better.
>>526454865>that's the jokeAnon i expect these sorts of posts from German flags. Do better.
>>526454801nah i zoomed in on bologna and its got disgusting shit i cant eat it anymore
>>526453285I typically buy a large piece of meat like a prime roast from costco in honolulu then cook "meal packs" with some carb like maybe calrose rice or basmati with saffron and pine nuts. for greens I will usually fry up some locally grown bok choy. Maybe some grilled onions. I usually use my propane cast iron griddle and cook everything up one at a time then divvy it up into packs and label them.Sometimes the protein will be fish i caught myself from my fishing broat. >t. not poor and would rather die than live like a fucking dog on the streets of waianae ever again
>>526453285>Goyslop for $1.50Or, instead of eating gross hyper-processed shit, you could have what I just cooked tonight. $4 1lb-ish leftover meaty ham bone$2 2lbs dry split peas$1 worth of celery$1 worth of carrots$1 worth of potatoes<$1 worth of spicesI have at least 12 solid, filling servings of pea soup. It freezes well when portioned. Less than a dollar per meal.
>>526455040She can make me my $3 Maga Meal. Awoo!
>>526454515I still do that but I chopped the hot dogs up into pennies toast the tortilla on the stove top and eat it with Mexican shredded cheese
>>526455148>She That's a gentlemen.
>>526455109nah people exagerate that "12 servings" is actually like one big dinner mealand then you are 15$ in the hole minimumsame as chipotle
>>526453285I use 2 packs and 2 cans each when I was a fat nigga before I went on my fitness journey but I made like $110k at that time.
>>526453285I do eat this sometimes. Not sure why, I guess it brings back memories.But it's more of a $2.50 meal really and not that filling There is way too much cheese in the packets. Also what do you have against pepper?
>>526455375I forgot the $1 worth of onion in there. Still under $1/meal. That's almost 1kg of dry peas, over 2kg cooked. If you can eat that in one meal I feel bad for your colon.
>>526455822tuna is an expensive protein in usa its 1.87$ for one can and you need 2 cans for a mealand thats one meal per day its still like 15$-20$ per day in food even when youre "being cheap"those shitty 99c tunas at dollar store taste like shit thats the bad stuff >>526455949 no its not dude u cant eat 1$ meals in cambodia i live there
>>526453285literally prison slop
>>526453285Isn't it funny how miggers completely stopped talking about wanting cheaper groceries, because their God didn't lower grocery prices like he promised?
>>526453904You can make your own cheese sauce. You make bechamel sauce as a base, and then just add fresh cheese of your choice. It tastes better, is healthier (obviously in moderation) and is probably even cheaper.That is obviously not an option if you are a lazy fuck, but you should at least consider it.
>>526456193to get the protein u need a pound of cheese thats 4$ then you need the milk which is 3$ and then u need the butter its another 4$ and then you need the macaroni its 2$and then you need the salt its 1$and then you need to get hungry 1 hour later and then youre back at square oneu guys dont even understand thermodynamicsyour plan for cheap meals will get you 25$ in the drain every day
>>526454215thats 2 hour meal
>>526456018> >>526455949 (You)>no its not dude u cant eat 1$ meals in cambodia i live there
>>526456605so really u just have a ham bone in means its less than 1 poundthe other empty calories goes down in one mealwhat you have there is a 12$ chipotle bowl no different arguably less effective because the time preparing your shitty soup takes
>>526456873What do you eat to save money?
>>526453285I'm vegan
>>526453568traitors to america will face the wall first
cold chicken hot dogspeanut buttergoldfish flavor blastedgreen machine drinkwater (free doesnt count)i live on this diet
>>526456952u canti guess i would just eat chicken or somethingbut im not gonna lie about it no matter what type of food u buy its gonna be costly like lets say i was getting the rotiserie chicken at costco im not gonna lie and say it lasts me all week in 50 different containersim gonna eat that bitch for dinner and im gonna end up still close to 20$ on food for the day when its all said and done
>>526453285you're supposed to add hotdogs you disgusting fish eating slopehead
>>526457245Yeah I know it isn't gonna be cheap but I'm asking what do you personally usually eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner?
>>526457342why do u wanna know somebody online what he eats for breakfast lunch and dinner its a bit unusuali already explained my reasoning and explanations
>>526457386Why not I'm just curious maybe I could switch up my routine to make it cheaper if I figured out what you eat it's not unusual you silly goose. So what do you eat usually for breakfast, lunch, and dinner?
>>526457475i dont have any life hacks for uthey patched the 1$ mcchicken high school tricktheres always eating ramen packets but then that will cause you protein deficinecy u will die america is just a shithole u dont make it in that country ur best bet if probably like a chicken breast and a brocolli
>>526457629Alright yeah but what do you eat
>>526453285Can't. Wheat makes me violently ill now.However, $1.50 of bacon and eggs is way more filling. Don't bother with salt and pepper and get the pepper with the smoked bacon.Do you even poor?
>>526457698dont worry about iti eat larvae from the sewerfried rats
>>526453568>DJT is antipedo
>>526457742I believe it
>>526454326Ok go make a beef wellington posh fucktard
>>526453285Lol my ex from Minnesota taught my southern ass about tuna Mac. I still prefer chili Mac though.
>>526457929just eat prison food ur whole lifet. cia agent thread op
>>526458015I have question are you white or middle eastern?
>>526458147imgo eat a dickfaggot ass cia bitch
>>526458184Ma'am calm down I'm a redskin I'm just curious
>>526453285>memeflag tells you to eat carcinogenic goyslop with no nutritional value>but make sure to only eat half a can of protein!>this is supposed to be normal and acceptable
>>526453285Cool, show me picks of the Trump family eating this each night now.
>>526454215Pajeets throwing curry powder in everything is the farthest thing from delicious. You're inferior to Chinese cuisine. Having delicious spices doesn't necessarily mean you cook better than chinks and baguettes with their superior culinary techniques. You pajeets can only cook the same stuff with the same overloaded spice and pretend it's art.
>>526453568I paid a little over three dollars for two dozen cage free eggs and I get to see this faggot >>526457140 cry like a bitch pretending anyone likes their faggot ass.>no one does
>>526458743This guy gets it.
>>526453904That's amateur stuff, I just have the chemical precursors to cheddar flavored cheese-like powder delivered from my bulk supplier in China and synthesize it in my lab for pennies
>>526458743What she said was, $3 a meal, for three meals, or $9 a day per person is an OK food budget, which is truthful if you cook.The USDA's job is not to pay people EBT that can be spent on McDonalds.
>>526453285I just make spaghetti noodles and eat them hot with cold tuna mixed with mayo, chopped onion, and jalapenos. The cold and hot are really good together.
>>526453285>Median nation rent is now $1700 for a single bedroom apartmentLmfao you have to take home ~$61k a year just to waste a third of your income after taxes on rent
>>526453285stop being poor this is /pol/ we eat chicken and broccoli and cookies!!
>>526453285My family eats 8 cans of tuna in one sitting along with 3 pounds of baked mac and cheese, 2 pounds of seasoned brussel sprouts, and 2 2-liters of diet colaso fuck you nigger
>>526453285>proud to eat like a slave
>>526455109>hyper-processed shitkek you don't even know what that word means
>>526453285why wouldn't I just eat the Kraft Dinner as one meal, and then eat the tuna with something else later as another meal? this looks gross, but both foods are incredible.
my poverty dish1/2 cup rice1/2 cup lentilsoniongarlicchicken bone stockground beef or livermushrooms optionalspices: cumin, nutmeg, saltspinach or cabbage
Buy cheap chicken breastsRomaine lettuceBottle of ceasar dressingGrated parm cheeseLike $8 worth of chicken and lettuce will feed 4 people
>>526460689thighs are cheaper and you get bones for stockwhole chicken is the cheapest if you get them on sale
>>526453904You just know this nigger has cheese lung.
If you cant cook buy the precooked chicken from costco or any market pick off the meat and use that over mixed greens for a salad.Dried cranberries and crushed walnuts can flavor it up.
>>526453863Spam is expensive as fuck though. Real ham is significantly cheaper, chicken is even cheaper.
>>526460682ground beef is expensive like $17/kgif you buy a frozen hunk of pork it's $6/kg
>>526460487loves me some mercury
>>526460487That mercury is gonna fuck you up you're only suppose to eat 2 to 3 cans per week and that's just one person
>>526453285>talks about goyslop>fucking mac and cheese
>>526461225>>526461262mercury literally isnt real
>>526461425he's literally mickey's dog, retard.
>>526457140You won't do shit, faggot.
>>526461623Here's my advice- double check synapses- re-catalog planet names- eat more tunaalso, based on your sense of humor, you probably aren't a jeet, which is high praise for a leaf like you
>>526461262Mercury in tuna is highly overblown and depends on the exact place the tuna come from. As well as the species.
>>526453285I hate this country so fucking muchCan't wait to move to New zealand next month
>>526453285>Split the protein, you don”t need a full canAre you kidding me. You need two full cans.
What's pathetic is the amount of people who don't cook. Op for instance... this retard thinks that's the best way to get his calories. He hasn't considered getting a costco card. Is chicken expensive? Well.. It's like... 1.50/lb at costco. The membership pays for itself at the end of the year if you go there monthly. I dropped $300 new years eve and I'm stocked up on meat for a while. Gonna cook a nice chuck roast tomorrow. yum. The casual frozen food eater probably walks by the meat section and thinks, "$16"? but I could buy 16 plastic bin meals for that much... This retard doesn't understand that you can easily turn that into a nice stew, or perhaps some tacos. I saw this pathetic liberal at the store... cart full of goyslop, ramen noodles, frozen meals, little debbies... my god. No actual food in his cart.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWCh1VEz-JQ
>>526453285>>526459327Just make some fucking spaghetti. The ingredients are cheap, it cooks up fast in an instant pot, and it's healthy.
>>526453285For me, it's mac n cheese with spam and tomato.
>>526453285>boxed mac and cheeseIf I wanted cancer I'd just take a trip to Chernobyl
This thread is so sad...
>>526453568>Magapedo pretending zoglormpf is against pedos
>>526453285$5 of beef and bean burritos$5 of pork and beansDay’s calories each
>>526453285>>526453863>>526453904>>526454515>>526459327You wouldn't believe this. Get this, they literally give this slop out for $0.00 at food banks.Newsflash, retards. Cooking is only "free" if you don't value your time. Wasting an hour in the kitchen will not get you anywhere in life. Times that by seven and you have an entire day you could have used in a week. All because of stupidity like cooking. The moment you set foot in a kitchen and start budgeting and penny pinching, that's the moment you've accepted your pathetic lot in life. You would be better off not eating anything and sitting there starving for a night than saying "yass, I'm adulting, done cook my own heckin food and uhh "saved" money!". Slave mindset of someone who has given up. I notice people who take pride in cooking tend to waste time with drugs, alcohol, recreational sex and don't take life very seriously. Yet they make it a point to lecture you on saving a buck. You can all go to hell.
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>>526463768>just steal from food bankExploitive jeet detected. your izzat is showing. You're gonna get deported
>>526463768>Times thatRetard.
>>526453904>powdered cheeselike productAmericans were a mistake.
>>526463768>You will never have izzat if you don’t comsume 1000x the healthy levels of salt from restaurant food Why do people think some items cooking in an oven for 80 minutes means every meal takes 1:30 of committed time?Put something in an oven for 10 minutes, microwave for 5 minutesIt is 10 seconds of your time while you do other things during the cooking.Not to mention, less izzat oriented societies have restaurants that cost as much as home without bad health effects.
>>526453285There is nowhere in my state Tuna is 99 cents.A box of Mac is around 2$.Milk 1.19Butter 1.00Mac and cheese 2.00Tuna is around 3 dollars, fairness, it's on sale for 2.50, 2 for 5.This meal would cost me around 6.50 .
Just raise your own food and you don't. Have to worry about food prices.
>>526460356Jumbo Snickerdoodle?what's that?
>>526464135 Food banks exist to keep poor people poor. Even EBT is designed to keep poor people poor because one cannot purchase hot, ready to eat, food with it. If you are poor, the last thing you should be doing is cooking. Hey shithead, foodbanks literally want people to steal from them. A bunch of poor people lined up rubbing their hands thinking free food is too good to be true. The real hand rubbers are the wealthy donors of these establishments. They've swindled droves of poor people out of the ONE thing they could have used to improve their life. TIME. The poor stole nothing but rotting food while the food bank pulled off a literal time heist with each of the people they duped going home to unproductive busy body work cooking and cleaning meal after meal every fucking day. To worsen the insult, the food banks make them wait for hours so they waste half a day planning on it.The point wasn't to use food banks like a jeet retard but to make fun of people who think they save money by cooking. The ingredients could be free and you are ALWAYS better off not cooking. You understood it literally because you have a very low IQ and have a slave morality mindset so you think you are wholesome debt free chungus. It could be $50 for a meal at a restaurant, you are better off not cooking. Cooking is a literal poverty trap.
>>526464648How’s rural Alaska this time of year?
>>526465106I donate to food banks.What your saying isn't wrong. At a certain point time is money and it makes more sense to outsource stupid things, if you make 1000$ an hour why would you ever spend a hour cooking and waste that income potential? Cooking..laundry, cleaning, the things that make you human and make you take ownership over your things.I don't think these types of people should exist if I'm being honest. If you can't produce food. You don't eat.If you can't cook, your food is cold.If you can't do laundry, your wearing dirty shit.I don't believe you should be legally allowed to outsource humanity like that. I'd you have so much stuff you can't do it, then you shouldn't do it.Imagine if we did this with fun stuff like sending a poor person to the Bahamas on vacation so you can skip that.People only outsource the character building and life affirming activities and they indulge in decadence and immorality with their spare time instead of being human.I'm trump had to cook his own McDonald's less girls would of been molested.
>>526454103you're not supposed to eat the entire box in one sitting. add 2 cans of tuna per box of mac n cheese and you have anywhere between 2 to 4 meals depending on side dishes
>>526465483I'm in the south. Landlocked tho so tuna is expensive. Milk is apparently like 1/3 the price of anywhere else tho. I honestly produce alot of my own food, I only buy hard to produce things and snack shit like Doritos once in a while. Which I don't anymore cause their about 1 dollar an ounce.Its like 6.00 for a bad of 6 ounces. I've just started making my own potato chips. It crossed the threshold.I still get Doritos on sale tho. My little goy treat.
>>526459151The resemblance to food is almost uncanny.
