"Hey buddy do you support ICE or are you with us?"What do?
Say ICE then we kiss and have a deep homosexual relationship then I dump him for drugs and he spends 15 years lost and then uses the same round to kill himself with
>>526454203playing the long game?
>>526454068I would ask 31 year old Jack Patrin of St. Paul, MN why he's so far away from home.
>>526454068>What if people banged on your door illegally and asked you personal questions? Why are you lefties like this?>Doesn't ICE do this already?>NO NOT LIKE THAT. THEY'RE ALLOWED TO.>They are only allowed to question people they have plausible cause to deport. They can't make traffic stops, or enter homes (even ask) without a warrant from a judge. They aren't even allowed to ask you to present identification. It's in the DOJ.
>>526454068>Muh hypotheticalsYou know that will never happen.
>>526454068I say "vanilla ice?"
>>526454068>Yes, I do hate ICE. But that guy in that house over there...he's reporting you guys to them. You should definitely confront that fascist.
>>526454068He'd get shot in the face.
Tell him he's a bitch ass honkey and make him check his privilege.
>>526454068Probably something like>I'm not with you but I don't like the fedfaggots eitherand then probably also call him a faggot before closing the door and going back to what I was doing before.
>>526454068I tell him he has a cute pistol setup and then take my baseball bat I leave beside my front door and beat him to death in CQC. My black wife watches this happen and is soaking wet. We roleplay master/slave in the bedroom that night.
>>526454068I’m brownish so this guy will kneel and kiss the dry piss stains on my Lugz.
>>526455069He'd probably ask you to fuck his wife too.
>>526454068>what do?Blast him in the face with my 12 ga for coming onto my property and threatening me
>>526454068I shoot him through the doorCharge his estate for a new door
>>526454068I support the rights of Americans and it’s a shame the rights of Americans have been trampled on and they have been violated by police officers for decades and nobody did anything, personally I think it’s really strange that people are standing up for legal immigrants instead of Americans who have been here for decades being violated, I guess it’s because you aren’t as afraid of these guys as the other guys, what are you some kind of fucking pussy or something?
>>526454068Open the door, pepper spray him, take his weapon and push his fatass down the stairs.
>>526454068I support ICEOnly white Yankees with balls to pull the trigger are trannies and Kyle k
>>526454203Nicely done. One less leftist creep pedophile scum fuck.
>>526454068Is that an airsoft gun? Lmao
>>526454068Oh boy he picked the wrong fucking state to walk onto my land in.
>>526455610THIS
>>526454068Tell him he should have spent more on his choice of AR pistol and brace than his Eotech holo sight.
>>526454068>grab barrel and mag well>switch to safe>twist and lift butt into his chin>pull back while dropkicking him in the chest>switch to fire>dome him>check for additional mags>dome the others while screaming DEAD COMMIES LMAO
I offer him a salad and that's what no one did
>>526454068That’s Jeramy from the quarter pounder.He wouldn’t say that.He would say: "Hey uhm buddy uhm ahh do ahh you uhm support uhm ahh uhmICE or ahh are uhm you uhm uhm uhm with uhm us?Buy my coffee brand coffee.uhm ahh um aaaaa….”
>walking up to my door with a gun
>>526454068Your honor, I feared for my life.
>>526454068I would take that gun from him so fast
>>526455329fuckin based
>>526454068Oh look anons!...between 2 ferns has a firearm.
He invaded my home.
>>526454684>They can't make traffic stops, or enter homes (even ask) without a warrant from a judge. They aren't even allowed to ask you to present identification. It's in the DOJ.Good thing they aren't doing any of that then, they're arresting citizens that interfere in their operations which anyone can see they're allowed to do so by googling 8 section:1357
Chuckle and keep walking. Why the fuck is this nobody interrupting my life
>>526454068>Faggot goes door to door scaring people into supporting him.>Faggot approaches the house of gulf war vet than never left the desert.
>>526454068Bite his nose as hard as I fucking can; I might accidentally bite it off. He will be so close to me that it will render a long gun useless. I will look him right in his fat fucking eyes while I am clamping down. Blood running down, dripping off my chin. smeared all over my snarling teeth. While I simultaneously drive my knee into his groin so hard, it's going to kill 2/3s of his immediate family. I know from experience that this, which is somewhat unorthodox, is a relatively effective tactic.
>>526454068Seems like a chill guy who knows trigger discipline. So ill agree that I dont like ice. smile. close my door. and go on with my day.
>>526454068Having already seen him through a front window, I mag-dump him with my 1911 when he chambers a round.
>>526454068Do a 360 and walk away
>>526454068>implying he makes it to my door
>>526454506wtf
>>526454068I tell him I support ICE and call him a pussy bitch who won't do shit.
He looks jarringly like the quartering
>>526457903Anon knows who he is and where he lives. Dunno if he knows the guy personally, or if he doxxed him.
In a stand your ground, castle doctrine state, anyone walking up to your door armed is already dead.
>>526454068Invite him inside to discuss. Offer him a drink. Play along as a gay libfag until he lets his guard down and gulps his Sprite. “Yes I support ICE and I want every brown immigrant, not limited to illegals, out of my country. I will never stop supporting ICE. You are a weak cum-guzzling libfag, and maybe even a Jew.”> Wha-what!?> Passes out, unconscious from the propofol and benzodiazepines in his Sprite. Drag him to the basement that is ornately decorated and themed like a carnival funhouse.Take the opportunity blast a fart in his face. Draw “I’m a cucked faggot” on his forehead.Put shock collar on him. Put him in dog crate with padlock.> wakes up> wha—where am I!?“This is your new studio apartment.”Take his phone, write gay text messages to his tranny lover so they don’t suspect anything. Give it away to some Somali refugee.Go to In N Out Burger. Buy cheeseburger and fries. No red 40.Return. > please! Please! Let me go!Say nothing. Just stare at him smiling. Eat cheeseburger in front of him.> please I’m so hungry“I need to purge you of impurities, I can’t feed you anything.”> speechlessLet the vague implication of cannibalism torment him.Walk upstairs, close reinforced steel door behind me.Go to Five Guys, get another cheeseburger. Return home, play video games where I can do a live chat so I can call libfags “faggot” and “nigger”. Forget about him for like 2 weeks. Return to find his carcass.“Whoops.”Remember how good Five Guys and In N Out were two weeks ago. Go back to In N Out.> too crowdedDecide to go to Five Guys. Get cheeseburger and fries and milkshake.
>>526455069>>526455266kek. this is the more likely thing that would happen.
>>526458117All just jok.
>>526454203fippy bippy
I'm pretty sure Jack patrin of St Paul Minnesota wouldn't make it onto my property without getting fucking shot
>>526454068shoot him in the face and say he was pulling his weapon up to fire at me and i was in fear for my lifethen laugh about it with my friends over some whiskey
>>526454068Why is this guy unironically triggering miggers? I really don't get it
>>526454068That setup is fucking atrocious.
>>526454684They actually can, just not for normal state traffic violations (which they can if working with state police or being deputized by the state)They can however make traffic stops if there is reasonable cause, such as federal crimes (such as obstruction) or if there is supposition of someone in the car having commit immigration violations. And they can do it WITHOUT warrants.
>>526454068>and chambers a roundI lol first and ridicule him for being a nogunz neckbeard, after that he gets the poopknife
>>526458435Nobody is triggered, people are laughing at him and hoping he and you get shot. Reframing won't save you, we live in the world of truth now little shilly willy.
>>526454068>tax stamps a can>worries about SBR paperwork so actually uses the brace>dies with stock mlok fudd15
>>526454068Close the door on him, Call 911, And watch as he screams "ACAB!1!1!1" as he is being arrested by the police, Becuase believe it or not, Threatening someone unless they agree with you is illegal
>>526456211>the butt end wraps around his chin, bracing the rifle as an extension of his powerful neck muscles>"Nothing personnel, civvie" he mutters before ramming the barrel through your scrawny neck in 1 swift head butt motion>you die as a perfect 3 round burst is ejected from the back of your neck
No hablo inglés.
>>526459100>neck muscles are going to save him from the minor concussion>his outstretched grip won't fail from lever physics>in his greentext power fantasy he forgot to switch off the safetyAbsolute retard.
>>526459593the soft rubber cushion won't cause a concussion. you never even touched a gun in your life
>>526460070Not a single rifle stock in existence uses "soft rubber". And even with a pussy pad (if you have one on a 5.56, there is no way you are not a bitch), you are still taking a majority of the force of a 7lb battering ram being used by someone applying far more force than the cartridge ever will.There is no need to project, retard-kun. Instead of LARPing like an internet badass, how about you leave your basement for 5 minutes and reexperience the sun.
>>526454068that would mean he crossed state lines, automatically making him in the wrong. I would thusly execute him summarily
>>526454068Take away his gun.
>>526454068Free rifle!
>>526462146The way he punched dude with flag
>>526457903>>526458041The guy did an interview on the news or some shit
>>526454684leftoids think they are fighting against evil so their actions are valid in their eyes
>>526462189If the protestors didn't have local police and court protection it wouldn't take 1,500 soldiers on the streets, 50 guys with skills could end it.
>>526454068Say nothing and pull the trigger on my already racked semiautomatic 12 gauge I keep by my door 20 times until all I see is a free ar sitting in a pile of red sludge.
>>526462328They also think they are going to be just like the Marvel and Star Wars heroes. It is hard to feel sorry for people this deluded.
Before he gets near my door, he will be detected. The robot dogs that shoot bees out of their mouths and breakdance when fired upon would be upon him BEFORE he got to the door. He wouldn't stand a chance.
>>526454068
>>526454068>open door>walk out wearing my poncho and sombrero>"what do you think?">before he responds I gun him down with the peacemaker under my poncho that's loaded with blackpowder
>>526454068you left the safety on rookie
>>526458181The guy in the pink floyd shirt posts here now, unironically
>>526454068Slap the little bitch like the fat untrained manboy he is and take his gun, his lunch money and his shoes.
