I usually do between 4 to 6 eggs per day. 2-3 with breakfast and 2-3 with dinner or lunch. Do conservatives or liberals eat more eggs?
>>526454209depends on the day, 1/2 gallon - gallon of milk, cheese and 10-12 eggs is normal for me, also grow my own micro greens so i am not shitting logs shitjeets would be envious of
On days I do I eat around 3. It's basically my only lunch trick that I deploy besides toast.
>>526454209ive been eating 2 to 4 cooked eggs a day for the last two weeks or so
>>526454209>I usually do between 4 to 6 eggs per dayGood. That's what the jews want. god damn you're stupid.
2 a day because I got to let my other family members eat too
liberals are more likely to have a diverse diet with lower overall consumption of animal products
>>526454361>>526454408>>526454422Did you fags know you can microwave eggs? It really only works well for scrambled though. Takes like 1 minutes and 20 seconds for 2 eggs.
>>526454209i was eating 4-5 eggs per day when my chickens were laying good. they slowe down a lot though and i prob need to cull em and get new chicks if i want max eggs again.
>>526454209I like eggs when somebody else cooks them I'm shit at it myself and always fuck the yolk up with is my favourite part
>>526454209>does
get on my level
>>526454680I'll shellshill all i want rajshit
>>526454209Totally bro. Cover them with peppers and some elk meat. I bet chimps would eat tons of eggs if they could.
>>526454575bruh
>>526454534Yeah a bunch of peasant seeds and green leaves. lol, lmao even.
>>526454839You're bruhzilian thus doesn't concern you
>>526454656Go cook some fucking eggs. Cook half a pack of bacon on high, smoke starts coming out, flip. smoke starts coming out, transfer with tongues to a bowl with paper towel to absorb grease.Keep on high, Crack eggs as fast as you can, prod them, quick scoop under to keep it from sticking, White to yellow to brown, don't let it get to full brown but keep poking and flip. then do the same, slap it on a paper towel. and that's it. You cannot live without being able to cook eggs, bacon, sausage.
>>526454209My chooks (australorps and Sussex) are shitting them out like crazy atm so I’m having 6-8 a day and giving heaps away
Despite eating soft boiled eggs in my instant noodles for years I'm only just realizing I like eating them straight up with salt and pepper so now I've taken to eating 3 semi dailybretty good
>>526454948>transfer with tongues to a bowlthis is also how I get my bacon out of the pan
>>526454209Imagine the smell of the farts
>>526454908You are microwaving your eggs like a retarded 12 year old, you are less than a trained monkey.
>>526455025eggs don't give me the farts. shallots, mushrooms, and bell peppers cooked in oil give me based farts. and fermented onions, stuff like that.
>>526454209>Do conservatives or liberals eat more eggs?Liberals tend to lose all their eggs.
>>526455026Nigger it works and its fast you are retarded and gay for not realizing how easy it is, no prep and no extra clean up for the pan and spatula etc
I usually have 4 deviled eggs, kippers and a jar of sauerkraut for lunch if we don't order inI don't eat breakfast anymore
>>526455197Yeah but they taste rubbery and shit
>>526454209I don't consider myself either liberal or conservative and I eat around 12-18 eggs per week (6 in one sitting).
>>5264542096 BUMBA RASSCLAT PUSSY BUMBA BLOODCLOT EGGhttps://youtube.com/shorts/sFh2iNbpBiE?si=T0zAF00vKnunkpC1
>>526454209I don't eat eggs. I don't like the smell, taste, or texture.
>>526454850hemp seeds and muesli for dinner is fine by me
>>526454209I primarily eat eggs, cheese, oatmeal and fish. I'm not a huge fan of steak or red meats. I also drink a lot of milk and coffee.
Hard boiled. Peeled. And pickled.
>>526455556Soft boiled are great but its the most work you can possibly do just to make simple eggs
>>526454510No, they want you eating bugs. They don't want you to eat meat at all. Especially lean protein like eggs. That's why they tried to push that it's "full of cholesterol," except people caught on that it's good cholesterol.
>>526454209Around 6-12 per day. The Costco membership pays off with all the meat, eggs, butter, and cheese I end up eating.
>>526454209>I usually do between 4 to 6 eggs per day.Imagine voluntarily wanting a stroke, kek
>>526454575>microwave eggsare you a woman or too retarded to cook?
>>526454209Learned the chicken feeding routine at the farm today. Yes I eat a fucking shit ton of eggs.AND SO SHOULD YOU ANONS.
>>526454726No thanks, fuck attention hungry retards, go back to shitter
>>526456190It does work very well. I think he was just suggesting a very useful way to shorten cook time to achieve the same effect, the quality is comparable if you’re trying to make scrambled eggs in a jiffy. I prefer mines fried though.
Fuck eggs, I'll just transfer my sins over to momma chicken then whack her.
>>526456331If you take out the time it takes to clean your pan, frying eggs (or scrambled eggs) is fast, but I guess I will try it microwave them now, what could possibly go wrong? But I bet they don't taste as good.
>>526456464they don't, its a scam
>>526454575I cook mine in the pan on the highest temp possible with a little bit of butter and then put hot sauce on them. Takes about five minutes.
>>526454209can you niggers stop eating 6 eggs a day so they become more affordable
You don't have to tell me what happened but you do have to eat these eggs.
>>526456119Look man, our family lives to a century and I don't want to be around for that long.
>>526456669>nigger in greece thinks eggs are expensive>millions of jews bought land in greece
>>5264542094 to 6 eggs is a lot?... Holy crap I eat a lot of eggs.
>>526456775>>millions of jews bought land in greecethe greek lands were promised to the kike 3000 years ago, goy
>>526454209Its a good source of protein
>>526454209>per dayEnjoy your angina pectoris.
>>526454575>you can microwave eggs?Yup I do. Paper bowls. Mix eggs with a pat of butter. Put precooked sausage patty or ham slice and cheese on top. Microwave a few minutes, boom protein bowl. You're welcome
>>5264542096 eggs a day
>>526454209>4-6 eggs per dayimagine the smell
>>5264542096-8/wk I would say. It's good cheap protein, especially now that they're back to under $2/dozen.I only eat breakfast type meals on the weekend, usually for lunch.
>>526454209I've always eaten a decent amount of eggs. Minimum 3-4 at breakfast. I'm trying a round of vegetarianism like Hitler combined with no fap to see of I get Vril powers. So I'll have to eat a tone more along with more yogurt, cheese, and milk to substitute the steak and bacon I normally eat.
>>526454209
>>526454209eating eggs is jewishbe a man and eat the chicken directly
>>526454209I have a lot of eggy farts
>>526457130Yep, OP probably has dense sulfur farts. The kind you can quite literally feel wafting down your pant leg on cold day. The type of thick farts that he still smells 5 minutes after ripping ass.
>>526456905>Microwave a few minutes, boomEnjoy your cancer.
>>526454209I eat your mom's eggs every cycle
>>526457300Keeps you warm in the winter, though.
>>526454209steak and eggs one meal a day. eggs and homemade toast on whatever days usually with some hard boiled and hot sauce later. also keep a jar homemade pickled eggs for snacks - usually bar style pickled or beet juice pickled.
>>526456905> paper bowlsSoap and acid plus fiber oils leeching into your food. If they’re Dixie’s you get the extra bit of PFAS from the wax. Genius move to die of organ malfunction when you’re 50. You’re welcome.
>>526456761Fair
Too many fagget chuds are eating eggs and rotten raw meatI'm gonna eat only egg yolks like a tibetan monk now just to be edgy and contrarian
>>526454209Three eggs every morning. If I eat more than that I get the egg-ick and can't eat eggs for weeks.
>>526454209> eggsOnly females have eggs. > cuck behaviorWorship the eggerino like a dumb MIGA > wagey If you had wealth you would discuss finer more elaborate ways to use feminized ingredients or eat superior fish eggs
>>526457184hitlers favorite food was leberspätzle suppe and you shouldnt believe propaganda all the time son.
>>526457969Who are you quoting?
>>526458018Oh look at the butthurt MIGA. Breakfast time in Israel as usual.
>>526454361Fuck off raw egg nationalist.
inb4 Gaston
>>526455271I haven't used a microwave or gotten a vax since the 90s. People deserve their brain damage.
>>526454209I'm extremely athletic and got blood clots, vision problems, and ED from a high fat diet. Not falling for your meme fad diets. A balanced diet always proves to be the best.
>>526454575Easiest way to eat eggs is hardboil them in an egg cooker and blend them into a shake. Add a banana and other fruits and you will not taste the eggs at all up to 3-4 eggs. The egg cooker is super easy, you toss them in and they're done in 10 minutes. Get the all metal one.Don't go overboard, it's a fad diet and fucks your shit up >>526458793
>>526458889I discovered this looking for an alternative to whey since all whey is fake inert or toxic powder now. Absolutely do not take "protein supplements." Just drink milk or blend eggs whites. Btw whole milk is bullshit too. The less fat that's in it, the more protein you get by volume. 2% milk has 2g more protein per serving than full fat, nonfat milk has even more protein which is what you should be drinking it for. The fat is cheap and plentiful in everything you eat, it doesn't matter. Again you got bamboozled reading bullshit from retards. Only listen to me. You should know which posts are mine by now.
>>526454209I'm an anarcho socialist and I eat about 3 eggs a day for breakfast. Dinner's usually something else.>>526454575I'm aware that you can ruin eggs to save time, but I'd like to actually taste my breakfast, thank you. A frying pan with butter, olive oil, or bacon grease is fine.>>526458889>and you will not taste the eggs at allAnd you don't see that as a fucking problem?
1 for brekkie hash w/trappeys peppers1 med boiled egg after lunch
>>526454209I recently had to switch mostly to egg whites because of high cholesterol (ironically for me it's a "genetic thing" instead of a "fat fuck" thing). I still have 3-4 servings of egg whites (135-180g) with just one egg for color/flavor added almost every single morning.Love it. Eggs+some fats (cheese/sausage)+some carbs (veggies/bread) is how a man starts his day. Real talk.
>>526454575Why is this the solution for all Americans, is your microwave like a magic box to you?>Need to warm water? Microwave>Cook eggs? Microwave>Cook steak? Microwave>Dry child before school? Microwave
>>526454209Anywhere from 24-36 uncooked eggs per day is good to bulk up in a short amount of time
>>526454209What are the benefits from eating that many a day? I already eat 1 or 2 a day. Will my dick get swole?
>>526460495Cookie dough as well for salmonella maxxing.
>>526460366it is a magic box to be fair
>>526454209>Do conservatives or liberals eat more eggs?Conservatives are weird, they get a hard on making others eat eggs especially asian women. What's up with that?
