and nippon is literally 100 years ahead in technology
>>526464566Their newest washlets/tiolets analyze your urine for nutrition guidance and medical condition warnings.
>>526464566As long as you have a standard toilet in your house, you have no excuse to not be using a bidet. You can easily get one for a hundred bucks, install it hassle free and it just works. Toilet-paper-only is for barbarians.
>>526464749how do you even use the bidet without splashing shitty water on your cock and balls and buttocks?
>>526464566What is this? The insert massive dildo button? lolJaps are so gay.
>>526464929that's an ass spray
It really is. I was excited every time I went to take a shit in a public toilet in Japan because I knew I'd get to shoot that high powered water cannon up my culo for a minute straight.
>>526464566Eat better and you won't need a bidet.
>>526464863it's a small stream of water and it's movable.You position your anus over the middle, adjust the length of the spigot using the remote control, then set the temp and water pressure.Better models will also oscillate a little to spray back and forth an inch and really clean your asshole.Then they blow-dry your ass with warm air.
>>526464566If your digestion is good, then you don't need that many functions in your toilet. Are Asians constipated often?
>>526465083Can it use soap?
>>526464965I also want to add that I was nervous the first time I tried. I'd always been nervous about bidets. The first time I encountered one was in Italy, but I avoided it because I didn't like how you had to put soap on your hand and rub your ass, that just felt wrong so I didn't do it. When I first used the spray feature on a Japanese toilet, I wasn't sure what to expect. I thought the water might go everywhere, but I pressed the button anyway and hoped for the best. Well, a straight beam of water with a decent amount of pressure shot out straight towards my bumhole, and I moved my ass around and let the water clean my shit. Then I positioned myself so it was going directly into my asshole and I enjoyed the sensation for another 20 seconds. Then I pressed the stop button to turn it off and wiped and there was nothing on the paper. I was very happy.
>>526465280I'm sure there's a model that can, but if you want a full clean, take a shower. This is meant to clean better than paper, not clean enough to eat off of.
Muhammad says you need a clean ass.Allah does not approve of a dirty ass.
>>526465083oh wtf i want a real bidet nowin finland every toilet has the handheld bidet thing and we call it the "pussy shower"
>>526466080Your entire nation is pussy
I don't like how my dick hits the bowl on the jap models, the us made ones at the hospital were fine though and i had cock room
>>526466141duh
>>526464929oshiri button
>>526464566>>526464671>>526464749>>526464863>>526464929
you can get a bidet from amazon for like 40 buckswell worth it. sprays your bum cleaner than paper alone. >its weird and grossno its not. only using paper is gross
>>526464863positioning. once you get used to it after a couple uses you know where to position yourself and its a highly precise spray angled in such a way as this isnt the issue you think it is.
>>526464671My gf analizes my urine (i pee into her buttwholes haha haha)
>>526464566white man invented wet wipes and shower just so you don't have to blast your shitty bum with a jet of water and splash that everywhereget with times, Shinjiroyaru
>>526467410>implying this doesn't create a shitty mist that settles on everything anyway
>>526464566I dont really need a high tech 3K jap dumper when my $200 dumper does the job.
>>526467569the just leave the bidet running after the shit is rinsed off to rinse that off too
>>526467569Japanese washlets have an air purification system that gentle sucks air and mist/vapor in the bowl to prevent that, and eliminate smells.
>>526467097India is a shithole. What horrible people.
Think of it like a dial-up landline phone vs smart phone. Most Indians probably never got to have landline, but I bet India is digital as fuck now. So India might just be waiting for a radically new hygiene tech that is leaps and bounds above and beyond the olden ass plumbing tech. Adding whistles and bells to it like the Japs do doesn't make it new.
>>526464566BEHOLD, THE MODERN AMERICAN TOILET
>>526464566That looks like a lot of hard to reach crevices to clean shit, piss and blood.
>>526467569It doesn't. It completely washes the shit off.
>>526467804post soviet countries are slightly above india when it comes to toiletshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBZ6FXMlWhs
>>526464566have fun cleaning this, retard.>i just buy a new toiletthats what i thought,
>>526467718and how reliable is that? this can't be maintenance free. this is why I don't like the idea - it's an overcomplicated solution for a simple problem. You guys claim to shower twice a day in every thread - just shower after shitting. And if that's impossible for whatever reason - use wet wipes after normal toilet paper.
>>526467804business idea for Indian entrepreneurs (or whitey who just wants to chill in a tropical climate) - buy a starlink service (500Mbps), split it for 500 saars (1Mbps - rough but completely usable for modern internet. Cost of the entry I would estimate at a few thousand dollars. Monthly profits, I would estimate at few thousands as well. So after the first month it would be pure incomeof course servicing that for 500 customers alone woudl be a nightmare, so you would have to have a crew of a few people who would deal with daily complaints for you.
>>526464566dont give them your butt information
>>526468070> have fun cleaning this, retard.They’re self-cleaning. 1st a special ceramic - “ ultra-smooth ceramic glaze that coats the toilet bowl. Its microscopic surface ridges are far smaller than waste particles, leaving no place for waste to gain a foothold. Extremely durable, CEFIONTECT is designed for enduring beauty and cleanliness.”2nd - bowl design “ TORNADO FLUSH not only cleans more effectively, it does so quietly using less water. Powerful streams of water merge and swirl 360 degrees, washing every spot inside the RIMLESS toilet bowl.”3rd - the washlets premist the bowl and treat the water - “EWATER+ (or eWater) is a chemical-free, self-cleaning technology that uses electrolyzed tap water to sanitize toilet bowls and bidet wands, preventing bacteria and buildup by creating a cleaning agent (hypochlorous acid) that reverts to normal water, making toilets more hygienic and reducing the need for harsh chemicals.”200 years ahead of the west in tech.
>>526467097It's crazy how they walk through like a hundred feet of garbage just to make sure their garbage makes it into the river. Why are they so compelled to pollute a waterway? Is it possible they think putting it in the water is somehow the MORE responsible thing to do?
>>526464566>>526464749This is highly perverted and as a civilization we cannot stand for this. If you like blasting pressurized jets of water at your butthole you need to ask yourself if there's a giant homo hiding underneath that smug projection of hygiene.And let's not look to the Japanese for how to do things. They are some of the biggest perverts around. Hentai comes from there and that word literally means pervert so you connect the dots.
whypipo invent soap thousands of years ago
>>526469151You'll change your tune when you try one for the first time.
>>526464749>100% cold waterawfuljust sit on the side of the bathtub and use the shower head nice infinitely adjustable warm fucking water and soap's already thereno I'm not going to destroy 2 square meters of tile to add a recirculated hot water valve for a FUCKING TOILET... maybe next renovation...
>>526464749> I thought the water might go everywhereive been to japan twice i was so scared of that that i didnt use one at all on my fist tripp.. on the second my mate used it so i knew it was fine then used them the rest of the trip kek
>>526470012>cold waterit has a heating element inside
>>526464671they also moan in cute anime voices and beg for more of your turds
>>526467752Nooooooo, that's just launching all their garbage and FECES into the atmosphere!!!
>>526464566Yeah. I'd been wanting a washlet since I first visited Japan, and I installed one last November. Toto K300. Works wonderfully. I haven't used toilet paper since then, except for once when I was away from home on a ski trip.
>>526468103>and how reliable is that? this can't be maintenance free.>flagkek
>>526470769>inability to think like an engineer>flagkek
>>526464566bidet literally splashes poo particles all over your ass and the toilet. it's extremely unhygenic and completely designed for lazy people and to save on toilet tissue. that's it.
>>526464929Give German's scat fetishes I'm not surprised washing your ass must be a foreign concept.
>>526464566squat toilets are the most hygenic. your body does not come in contact with any surface touched by shit and piss.
>>526471411you wipe first then use the bidet and then wipe again
>>526471534> poo particles are all gone after wiping> particles> bacteria
>>526471470Given the low average IQ of niggermutts, I am not surprised that they cannot identify sarcasm.
>>526464749>daily stormer dot com
>>526464566Japan is for Japanese only they can live like that I really don’t why my toilets needs to have ai
>>526471470>Believes the Jew propaganda Lol. Lmao even
>>526465656you clean your ass for another man?
I drag my ass on the carpet like a dog
Just time your shit when you take a shower. Use the toilet, wipe off most of the shit, hop in the shower and bend over a bit while wiping your ass with shampoo on your hand.
>>526464671> Important warnings from the toilet
>>526464566What is that a? sirs,.
>>526468878The solution to pollution is DILLUTION sar!
>>526464749I'm not gay and don't want a high pressure stream into my asshole splashing shit water all over the place and then clean it with a towel. That's disgusting.If my shits happen to be smeary that would need additional cleaning I just use wet wipes.
youre supposed to stick it deep inside your hole to clean inside out. try not to explode
>>526472743this is for doing the needful sir
>>526464671My Toilet: Stoppu drinku Beeru whittu piggu
>>526464566whag does the red nigger button do?
>>526468474i don't know if my white ass deserves this
>>526470012its not a big deal at all. and shower spray gets everywhere, clumps of shit blasting off your ass into the shower. bidet is a concentrated stream aimed directly at your starfish. nobody who got one ever looked back. buy it so you dont get roids
>>526471411no it doesn't. your ass seals the toilet. the spray is concentrated and it only touches your anus. leave it running for a whole after you're clean and there everything is rinsed off. paper will always leave particles, rinse it off. people who have never tried a bidet talk the wildest shit. savages
