>Donald Trump condemns Starmer's 'great stupidity' for giving away Chagos Islands in 'act of total weakness'https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15479489/Donald-Trump-lambasts-Starmer-great-stupidity-Chagos-Islands-labels-deal-Mauritius-act-total-weakness.html>Sir Keir Starmer opens the door to Australia-style social media ban for under-16s to see off major backbench rebellionhttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15478039/Labour-U-turn-Starmer-Australia-social-media-ban-16s.html
This is my thread
>>526464767you've marked it with your scent la
>Trump doesnt have the fuzzy warbuls to come to our merry land and have a good ol' knockabout
>>526465091Reckon Trump can do 20 pressups?
just found out me grandad pumped a darkie an i've got 'alf caste relatives in zimbabwe
>>526465488We live in an idiocracy, simple as.
>>526465602We need a wall wales is absolutely useless to us
>>526465602Always have
lil floppo lmao
Uyghur Starmer
>>526465640Every single country in the UK takes more than they give outside of England, should just be independent at this point.
Aight so the rules are simple. 5 fights to win in each tent to advance. If you get this built all the casinos will thank you. Huge cash cow. Live stream betting.When you win your first fight in a tent you are awarded kevlar armor (or armour) matching the color of the tent. I know you fags can't pull that part off but maybe you could order it from china or some shit. From there you earn stripes till your 5 fights are won.In the meantime y'all can invite immigrants to duke it out in the fields because y'all love that so much
>>526466069Do y'all even manufacture anymore or is it all finance scams still?Luckily this will be more entertaining than your bake off so it might rake in some dough
GUESS HOW SHE VOTED ON THE GR00MING GANG ENQUIRYCASH PRIZES AVAILABLE
Cidies for brekkies, just the standard 8.4% onesJust 2 before work to calm down my anxiety and shakesJust keep going until Friday, I swear I'll quit and detox over the weekend. I swear this time I'll do it
>PROTECT GIRLS OR PROTECT MY JOB>THE CHOICE IS OBVIOUSOPEN THE FLOODGATES LADS
>>526466264Service based economy (something like 80%) so yeah just a bunch of bollocks really but we're securing the money to hand out to the other 3 countries that can't sort their shit out.
>>526466269Perfect timing anon. See this is where you take on the grooming gangs if they can make it past the yellow tent. Basically as one match is going, the next match is getting set up. This is great for two reasons. One, casinos can make more money on combined bets. Two, it introduces guilds that casinos and whatnot can sponsor. And Three, gives people a taste of seeing their friends get taken out mid combat like you want the pakis to see, right? (Roight?)
>>526466456Too right. I'm trying to send a lot of money your way. This one is pay per view obviously.Most people won't even try this tent. They'll wuss out after red or be too scared that some buff chick will shove a fist in their ass.
The Yookay is the Palestine of white nations.
>>526466345Is that generally enough to get you through the work day or do you need to drink at lunch? Back when I was at my worst I'd take a water bottle full of dilute and vodka to down on my break, not my finest hour, must have stank.
>>526466847Oh, no. I'll drink another around 1030 and then another at 1230.I get off at 230 and then I start on the wine while I work out at the gym (I put it in my thermos)
>>526466910WFH? I dunno if I would've been able to get away with tanning cans on site.
>>526465488>over a thousand years of rich history in this country >born as a millennial to suffer every mind numbing fuck my life imaginable I am sure she is a lovely lady, but come on fucker sirs who done this
Here they come. Faggots who can't handle how awesome spilsby would be. I'm surprised those lame ass glowies aren't opening up their chopped up dicks folder and asking us to focus on our anger
>>526467021>>526467024>>526467026>>526467033Why do I have to spend a minute playing a minigame for every post if it doesn't even work?
>Calls Starmer an idiotBased Trump
>>526467169Zion don has no leg to stand on, Israel is that clowns boss
>>526466069England is the same though. You think you can make money from Taxation AND build a ridiculous deficit? And it's not even England - literally just London. Annex London off and England's GDP per capita sinks hard.
>>526467150Please go to Britain. It'll be legal there soon enough. Hell they already have grooming gangs. You could start a white one. They love that kind of thing.Anyway. After this thunderdome is pretty known. Two enter. One leaves. Theoretically you could survive any of the tents but thunderdome is always a fight to the death.
>>526466155>y'allNigger. Pickaniny with a watermelon smile.
>>526467238I can't tell what the game plan is, maybe it is to kick off the new world order, or fuck up the plans for the new world order.
>>526467313And london is just real estate and banking. I keep saying billionaires should just buy everyone out and turn it into the world's Disneyland for diddlers. Seems like its what they want anyway. They could probably build an indoor beach somewhere.Well brits. It's been real. Good luck.
>>526465488We just followed in Belgiums footsteps.
>>526467468Attack and destroy Russia, They've made plans for their own banking system.All that matters now to them is war with Russia
>>526467406Oi guvnah aven't ad a chance to log that one in ye noggin av ya?Peace y'all
>>526467169I'm surprised he hasn't done the "hit the lights" like he did with the South African guy considering how often they're together and how often Stammer just outright lies to his face
>>526467546> And london is just real estate and banking. And?
>>526467552I wish the New British the best of luck on the battleground, I will cry into my feather pillow when I think of them at night.
>>526466910Pack it in son. Mugs game.
>>526467847Well that's very sensible, albeit hallucinatory advice.
Stop spending your money.Go and withdraw all your money if you have any in a bank account.
>>526468152Addendum: Invest it in silver or crypto just do not put it in banks or stocks
>>526468152I thought I'd save a lot of money when I quit drinking and then the price of everything else went retarded.
GoooodMorning
>>526468217Buy GameStop
>still having a meltyHe's paid to disrupt. No question about that now.
alri la
>>526468412Useless newfag
boggo melty status?
>>526467238Hello Abdul
>>526468626on a permo
>>526468626Drop dead you fat schizophrenic nonceIt is obviously you doing the spam and cp and using the polish schizo as a scapegoat
Support your local gay sauna
Lucy Letby free when
>>526469106yanks taking us to perfidity school
>>526469106Trump was right all along
inevitable russia why do i feel like we've heard that before somewhere?
>>526469035looks like you were right
>>526469106Starmer is so weak and pathetic
>>526465535Me grandad pumped a darki in the holly!
>>526469211Hes right. Mauritious has no claim to the islands except proximity. Historically chagos has never been mauritian (it was administered from there when they were british is all), and the chagossians dont want the islands to go with them.Fucking massive conflict of interest for hermer.
https://xcancel.com/Tom_Rowsell/status/2013204648664899739#m>Response to the Cambridge University Labour Club>An invitation I received to speak at the Cambridge University Conservative Association, in my capacity as an historian and YouTuber, has recently been rescinded after a “cancel-culture” attack-posted to Instagram by the Cambridge University Labour Club. >The post highlighted objections to me and another guest, Jack Anderton. The post cites four items as evidence of my alleged 'racist, anti-black, and anti-Semitic' views; a misleading and unverified claim by Labour funded, far left, anti-white hate group Hope not Hate, thumbnails for two of my videos, and a screenshot of a tweet I made comparing two Direct-to-consumer genomics companies.hold on a second though, idiots have assured us that WOKE is over, that cancel culture is dead and that there has been a "vibe shift", whatever happened?
>>526469575Nitteranon
>>526469861>tiktokYou’re a massive faggot, mate.
>>526469106trump should have just said if the uk doesn't want it, then it's now the property of the usi mean, it's already got a us military base and soldiers on it, what the fuck the uk gonna do bout it?
morning lads
>>526469106He's retarded for trying to annex greenland, but the rest of that rant is pretty accurate.
>>526469861I have a feeling those tears are fake but in time they won't be.
>>526470240No he aint
>>526466828>we're all Palestinians now
>>526470240it's not just accurate, it's so accurate the media aren't and are probably not allowed to report on the full truth of the situationchina have already been given permission my the mauritian government to build a military base on the chagos islandsthe chinks have already sent teams of people to british islands to survey themfucking mad no one is actually talking about this
>oh no a court decision!
>>526470153>My name is Anon. I had a bottle of sharing cider and I woke up on brit/pol/. Am I mad, in a coma, or back in time? Whatever’s happened, it’s like I’ve landed on a different planet. Now maybe if I can work out the reason, I can get home.
>>526464675Good morning glowies!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0THlRj2msOs
>>526470828>the Chinese have permission to build a military base of the Chagos>fucking mad no one is actually talking about thisWell aprt from the fact it’s bullshit that you just made up.
>>526470850Remember Phillip Sands (J) was smugly gloating about Britain playing his part in Britain losing the islands. When we eventually get our Britler there seriously needs to be show trials and brutal punishments for the traitors that destroyed this country over the past few decades.
>A killer elephant -- who is at-large -- has left a total of 22 people dead over a 10 day period in India.patriot
>ofcom can't work out how to ban 4chan because they're retarded>ban under 16's from social media>brand 4chan as 'social media'>need digital ID to access 4chan
>>526469976Wait till you see his tumblrhttps://www.tumblr.com/mrjoshisattvablack
>>526471014so dont believe me chang, the very day after the deal is signed there will be chinese construction crews all over the chagos islands
>>526470850Lol it was ours and we paid Mauritius to take it off us, while Mauritius are being paid by the chinks to take it too. lolThis is the idiot responsible.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonathan_Powell_(civil_servant)
>>526470850>military base was under threathttps://youtu.be/-laZxRpN8yk?si=6ZXzzoe0zU5xVKVS&t=139seeing as the base is also used by the americans are they paying for half?
>>526471063would still need the co-operation of 4chan, which wont happen
>>526470889>I had a bottle of sharing ciderwonder how sharing cider anon is getting on, I hope he is well
>>526471130The only thing I believe is that you’re a cretin. Of that I’m sure.
>>526465091Starting to hate the yanks desu. They are gullible bovine spastics. Utterly programmable and ignorant of the world beyond their local Walmart. Even the "based" & "redpilled" 'mericans on this board worship the turds that fall from Trump's arse as if he isn't the end boss of shabbos goys.
>>526471171Who is it under threat from?If it's under threat then surely it should remain British?Also the only thing there is a US military base. So is that under threat?
>>526465488This thing isn't human.
>>526471375>Startinglike 250 years too late
>>526466345I used to drink anywhere from 2-3 cans of 9% cider or beer at lunch to tolerate all the shit that was work for a decade. I don't work and now I don't drink anymore, I couldn't afford it anyway and if I drink heavily again I would have to go back to work. work is a clown show and beer is the drink of choice for tolerating the circus.
If you had to choose between an alliance with the US or an alliance with Europe, which would you choose and why?
>>526471674neither, obviously
>>526466269I watched that clip and she legitimately sounds sub-80 IQ
>>526471564It left me with a hell of a sugar addiction when I quit but that's a good trade off imo, nobody's ruined their life by tanning a pack of biscuits on an evening. Well, maybe diabetics but cross that bridge etc.
>>526465488If Eddie Hall and Harvey Price had a child
>>526471674Ironically the EU was basically created by the US.
>>526471359hold on lads, let me try talk to it in its languageha ching chong bing bong ni hi wing wong ding dongthink the cunt got the idea from thatfucking hell, we aint even given these rats the mega embassy in london yet and they're already infesting the place
>>526471442The UN think that is possessing the islands is a breach of their decolonisation laws. Good goy starmer sees it as respecting ‘international law’ to give them away while maintaining a lease to ensure the base at Diego Garcia for the next 100 years. In fairness the tories started all this bullshit bowing down to the UN.
>“For Badenoch it’s time, now the nutters have gone, for an olive branch towards men like Kenneth Clarke, Michael Heseltine, David Gauke, Dominic Grieve”we're so back
>>526471976A highly intellectual counter-argument, mate.
>>526469861
>>526472059yeah lad, bet you slanty eyed fucks didnt expect to meet someone fluent in your language here
>>526472162Why are you Reddit spacing your posts?
>>526471674Europe fine, but this would actually be the eu - so fuck them.
>>526472054Am I wrong or is Kemi actually an anchor baby?
>>526472209This. Very obvious what that spastic's proposing with that question.
>>526472054>Michael HeseltineI thought he kicked it?
>>526472196ive been here, posting like this since before reddit was even a thing, and im not gonna change just because a bunch of cunts like you came from reddit thinking you were an edgy boy for posting here
>>526472252Kek. Defensive newfag.
>>526465488>Look up health ambassador>No resultwat? the fuck even is a health ambassador
>>526472293no, im just sick of cunts who came here 2 days ago telling me muh reddit spacing like im suppose to know what that shit is
Is it common for my office wagie job to not be very busy? Feel like I don't do anything most of the day. Couple emails a day sometimes. Feels depressing. That I should be doing more with my life.
>>526472331office jobs are just adult daycare ladget use to it
>>526471838Harvey Hall
>>526472242Always has to be binary doesn’t it?Same with the pali v israel situation. I don’t feel the need to side with any of them. Give the sandniggers their own state, let the kikes have Zion, just keep it out of my fucking country.
>>526472094kek>>526472331the uk has a zombie economy. it exists mostly just to move money around instead of creating value because there is no more value to be created in a capitalistic context. most jobs are for that purpose, but also for the purpose of keeping the slaves in line and make them feel financially dependent on work > contributions. and as I say that, the guy underneath you said "office jobs are just adult daycare" and he's right. however I would extend that to most jobs. office jobs are just less hands on and a bit less of a humiliation ritual
>>526472331Is it a good wage? Are you basically an admin monkey? Never make it look like you arent doing anything just have an excel sheet open with random calcs
>>526472420>I don’t feel the need to side with any of them. Give the sandniggers their own state, let the kikes have Zion, just keep it out of my fucking country.Spot on.
>>526472293>memeflag>reddit spacing>muh oldfag posterKinda obvious isn’t it?
>>526466828That red paint on flats / shops is warring Chinese / Thai sex bosses. All the Thai places got done round this way. Whore-wars.
>>526472424> the uk has a zombie economy. it exists mostly just to move money around instead of creating value No it doesnt
>>526472493its robocock you newfag>>526472518>baitfiltered
>>526464675any of you faggots see the lotus eaters thoughts on nick the spic and friends’ night out?>andrew tate is a dangerous manhttps://youtu.be/3831yLUFKsE
>>526472557I accept your concession
https://archive.is/8hZJ7>Gordon "Goldfinger" Brown: As Trump menaces Greenland, this much is clear: the free world needs a new plan – and inspired leadershipLmao.
>wake up early on purpose because delivery today>log into email>"estimated delivery 20th january">tracking info hasn't even appeared yetREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>526472627Whoops, missed the sub-heading:>The idea that the liberal rules-based order can survive his presidency now seems complacent. This is a historic moment – and a time to actThey are shiting themselves.
>>526472516Kino.
>>526472557I don’t care which of your internet ‘friends’ it is dipshit. You’re all fucking cancer.
>>526470240Trump wants to leave EU/ UK in their own mess, and take Greenland for defence. I don't blame him
>>526472424retard
>>526471564>>526466345if i have a coupl of pints after working for 1 hour it wears off leaving me feeling very tired and hungry. drinking and stopping without sleep is disturbing. same with weed.
>>526472777u r
>>526472777Careful youll be called bait and filtered
>>526471674The US, because I don't think people here are worth saving
>>526466910disco elysium was fucking great
>>526472331most office work is jewish adult ball-pit
>David Beckham goes to the WEF meeting in Davos How peculiar.
>>526471674Sell weapons to both sides then join the winner at the end like the US did in both world wars
>I werk in cuntsultancy me am propa big boi and valuable memba of society I am weh weh >not a talentless parasite no no weh weh
>>526472928he's on the United Nations Sustainable Development Goals pig trough
>>526472928It's LA Galaxy all over again.
team leader deano thinks hes made it because hes paying a mortgage for 30 years on a wobbly walled shitbox and thinks the country's great because he gets called "bossman" by some paki when he pays 40 quid for a curry with shit particles in it.Head filled with gloob mong spastic.
>>526466269STOP CONFLATING ENGLISH AND BRITISH YOU CUNTS
>>526472991well rbecks is good at scoring goals like
Another house viewing today, detached cottage in the country, very nice area. As a first time buyer what things should I look out for lads?
>>526467139>over a thousand yearswales has more like 3000 years of history. where i was born was around when jesus was alive.
seethe is high
>>526472301probably an ambassador for a welsh private firm, not the government.
>>526473154mosques
>>526473154mould and damp
>>526472928Definitely looks 50, oof
>>526473137Hmm. He's good at scoring goals so maybe he'll be good at achieving our net zero climate goals.
>>526467139>>526473175
>>526473252Bogged
>>526473260makes sense dont it?
>The government has approved plans for China’s new embassy in London despite criticism from MPs and campaigners over its security implications, PA Media reports.WEW LADS
>>526473260based and wef-brain-pilled
>>526473313am I retarded, or can't they re-route the BT cable infrastructure
>>526473324>that suit jacketFucking cultists.
Is there any noted reason why amelia makes the kebabcut poster seethe?
>>526473223ah makes sense makes it sound like she has some power over welsh health policies
>>526472437I call it an office job but it's a wfh job now.Which is even more depressing.I make about £42k, which is enough for a mortgage and a holiday a year. >>526472424Yeah the economy is fucked man. We just had mass layoffs recently. Not sure how my job was safe. I would have got rid of me.>>526472885Wish we still had a cutie in the office.
>>526473154Secret bookcase doors, paintings with eyes that follow you around the room, suits of armour in different positions every time you look etc.
>>526473359day 1 they'll be tapping into all those cablesnext government seriously needs to consider looking into starmer and having him locked up for treasonevery decision he makes is to actively harm the uk and its interests and so far china is the one benefitting from it all
>>526473537What about big vases lining the hallways to hide in?
>>526473528>42k doing nothingsome people would kill for that lad
>>526473252>Turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so *oriental guitar lick*
>https://news.sky.com/story/politics-latest-starmer-labour-trump-lammy-vance-tankers-greenland-threats-nato-12593360Buggu Embrassy
>>526472885imagine being a homeless person and seeing this as you walk to your shift outside the tesco expess
massive lack of fkn willyposting itt
>>526473578Especially if they keep repeating as you run down the seemingly impossibly long hallway.
>>526473687I posted one few days back but got a ban for it There's willy rats in this thread screaming to jannies#amongus for 20% discount
>>526473566Seems everyone opposed it time and time again, but Starmer has forced it through.
>>526472301Hands out ferrero rochers paid for by rnhs
>>526473687Surely you can use your imagination like back in the good old days?
>>526473528if you're quiet and stick around in the background not really kicking up a fuss or bringing any attention to yourself, it may have actually been that. if I was in a company that produced little to no value but was just there to move money around and was having mass layoffs I'd target the most social, active, upfront, in your face employees with the most presence and I'd retain the quiet ones who you don't even know are there most of the time because that means less workload for yourself and less noise between workloads, if that makes sense? visability is a disadvantage these days in a lot of environments
>>526473731i got a 3 day for picturing a massive shite i made once
>>526473154Who died?
>>526473762>>526473566what I dont understand is why they are pretending these cables are some permanent thing. Can't they re-route them away from the Mint site before Chang moves in?
>>526473813Be gone imposter, my willy post broke chan
>>526473813>>526473862
>>526473862Wdym
>>526473807>un employed goblin giving employment adviceKek
>>526464675At first I thought Wigger Starmer was cringe, but then I realised it's a whole new epoch of thought and understanding of the situation in the United Kingdom, and wider Anglo and Anglo-adjacent politics and culture.It's well and truly brilliant. An extravagant mélange. Wigger Starmer blows me away.
>>526473918i mean they could, but state of the fucking country means nothing ever gets done herejust the paperwork to consider rerouting these cables is gonna take years, and then it's gonna go through endless bureaucracy until eventually in 2075 they finally start doing the actual work on moving them
>>526473966>stubkek
>>526473918Probably can't figure out how to do it.But come to think of it, wouldn't it be funny if the cables were fake and contain false information.
>>526473998with national security they can create a state of exception and do away with normal rules. This is the case all the time. When they want to, they can just do things
>>526473918>>526473807>
>>526473954Either some cunt pegged it n left you some paper or you’ve been busy bottoming againRabbit might have subbed you, he’s got form
>>526474109only problem with that is they dont consider it a national security issue, which is why they are giving china a mega embassy and all
>>526474142I do ok, I just dont flaunt it
She's in
>>526464675Imagine getting BRUTALLY mogged by your American overlords DAILY.
>>526473943> larping as meffs
Monday's my night off. Spent all night trying to get a woman, pubs were empty, got into a lengthy debate with an Arab lefty, still didn't get a woman. Thought there'd be a slag somewhere but no.
>>526474107>But in a terrible mix-up, MI6 has released in a statement that they actually sent classified information to the fake cable, instead of decoy information. >It was the one thing we didn't want to happen
>>526473918No, designated service tunnels
Redpill me on ‘wigger’ Keir Starmer.
>>526474219ffs
what's for lin lins lads?
>>526473918Too much hysteria around the cables I reckon. The government are malicious cunts but they ain’t stupid. The security assessments must have been done. My biggest gripe with it is that we’ve got chinks here in the first place, let alone an embassy. Don’t like ‘em, simple as.
>>526474291No backbone whatsoever and I say that as a "lefty"
>>526474233ffs
>>526473813Imagine getting banned for showing the state of the UK in a Shittish politics thread.
>>526474291it's a shit meme no one likes
>>526474189The embassy is just noise, not signal. They can build it as big as they like, but why would MI5/MI6 willingly leave the cables near it like an apple in a window. Every embassy in the world is a spy-hub with microphones pointing in every direction
>>526474322A full loaf of white bread
>>526474338No, they are stupid. They are malicious AND stupid. It's an insane cartoon-villain combination.
>>526474209wood
>>526474456I've got to assume this. Successive generations of Managers have got stupider and stupider, away from foundational principles and intellect of past masters
>>526474191> country cottageBats in attic Any trees within close proximity Historical floodingAny planning in place for a deano estate nearby What colour are the nearest neighbours
>>526474338> they ain’t stupid.Doubt
>>526473154Check the area round about for any planning permissions, make sure youre not going to wake up one day with an amazon warehouse opposite.
>>526474398>dinghy boat full of whites
>>526474400> I’ve worked in British embassies globally can’t say much tho
>>526474209I went down a bit of a rabbit hole with the Buddhist cult she's a part of and their deceased gay nonce leader, got massive glowie vibes from the whole operation.
>>526474522Having a centralised chink embassy makes more sense for us. The current setup is absolutely ridiculous.
if his mum had turned the heating up he wouldn't be a leech on society
>>526474605Fuck off wumao
>>526474608Grandad was always there to give him special hugs.
Where does one find women nowadays?
>>526474322Home made lentil and vegetable soup, I'm on a diet.>That webmffs.
>>526474608>societyYou mean the millions of pakis and niggers currently flooding into Britain?
>>526474597what's the ratio of glowie-to-actual-diplomatic-staff. 80/20?or is there literally no delineation
>>526474715Thanks. It still makes sense though. The current consular setup is spread all over the place like a college campus. Too difficult to keep tabs on all of the separate sites.
>>526474727Loiter round abortion clinics
i like having sex with foreign prostitutes
>>526465488Shes let herself go
>>526474597>>526474803
post more wigger starmer
>>526473154Inglenooks: does it have one
>>526474727Bouldering or so I hear.
>>526474803Stfu keir, youre a shit pm
>>526473528Feels as though you are describing my job minus the layoffs because I work for an international company kekGenuinely the only downside is if you aren't careful sitting on your arse all day causes you to put on weight, you'll be fine lad and you'll miss it when it's over.
>>526469575>"That woke, eh? That woke, it just won't go away. It might hibernate from time to time, and sink back into the swamp. I think the cyclical nature of the universe in which it exists demands it adheres to some of its rules.>But it's always waiting there, just around the corner. Ready to make its way back through the sludge and smash through the glass ceiling, looking better than ever. Yeah, that woke, it seems like it's faded away sometimes, but it will never die. And there's nothing you can do about it.">Thank you very much for this. I do truly appreciate it. Don't take that the wrong way. And er... Yeah. Invoice me for the microphone if you need to.
>>526474803When you say forign you mean Ukranian and Russian, right?
>>526474398Wigger Starmer is of Rare quality. 1pbtid AIslop? Lower than month old gruel.
Good morning fort braggGood morning 77thGood morning 8200
>>526474507These globalists pretty much had uncontested rule over the world, and this utter mess is what they built with that power.
>>526472094based femoid taking the piss out of all these women who claim they were abused for attention (all narcissists btw)
I just want the brits under my heel, is that so much to ask?
scran
>>526474512>>526474536Thanks lads, if I get it you can visit for some ales>>526474881It does
>>526473154Outdoor hose for hosing down your fishwife when she's in heat
>>526474322i like thick gravy but that looks vile
>>526475099Thank you Cauldron
>>526475049*too much
>>526474727Gala bingo
>>526464675OP belongs in a mental hospital
Big Suze speaking on GBNews about social media bans.Funny old world.
>>526474608>...we'd have to wear jumpers indoors
>>526474608Didn't have central heating in our house til 2001, just an open fire, a gas heater and a couple electric heaters.
>>526475097>It doesCORPost some pics of it for us will you lad?
>>526475159think i saw him in here
>>526475253>open fireArrest this man
>>526475253We had the bodyheat of a donkey and a locket of a gypsies hair
>>526475313Kek i immediately thought of that Queen Elizabeth I sketch from Horrible Histories.
>can't put chicken in a box me I can't Grim
>>526475449Mint im 22
>>526470850This is there favourite excuse. Oh dear some court order insists we have to do it. If a court order insisted we had to round up all the remaining white Brits and exterminate then then they would. It'd be "sorry Sir but nothing we can do, this court order says so"
>>526474947Yeah guess so. I'm getting trained to provide technical support for other products. And they just gave me a pay increase. I save money by not travelling to the office. Life could be worse.
>>526475449>Young people who are out of a job are set to be offered work with big companies such as KFC, B&M and JD Sports under a Government scheme that will shortly open for applications.this is actually a good thing, nowhere is hiring
on the bog
>>526475159He does but it would affect his government handouts
>>526475527Don't set him off
>>526474863I'm bored might refer myself to Prevent for some entertainment
Glownigger disruption ops starting early today. Their shifts don't usually start until 2PM.
>bogdan fucks off>landlordanon appearsits like a rotating door of miserable spastics kek
>>526475729There's some pretty big news coming later this afternoon so we've been deployed to get ahead of it
>>526475253luxury, me dad used to get us a tin of beans from no frills once a week and that's if we were good!
>>526474952not their finest moment, the best one was the brit awards where they wrecked the stage and got band
>>526474727Kebab shops.
>>526475313>Calor Police>Arrest this man
>>526475521the idea is fine but full of problemsfirst of all, if you force someone to work that is called slavery, tories tried it and got sued for millions and had to shut the program forcing people on bennies into jobssecond problem, which more people will care about is most of these jobs got shit hours which will be made even shittier if you force lots of people into themi mean, do you want your £400 a month in bennies for doing fuck all, or do you want to work a minimum wage kfc job where you getting maybe 1 or 2 6 hour shifts a week? because that is gonna be the reality of it, you can get £100 a week for doing fuck all, or you can get paid like £80 a week doing a shift at kfc
>>526475764What’s the news?
>>526474863>family sessions>a good thingIs this real? I doubt that any kid wants the thought police round to visit the whole family because they clicked on some naughty links.
>>526475099better have a yellow wellies room
>>526475844It's like Eastenders for boring speccy cunts.
Does the anon who attended gangbang orgy events still come here? I wanted to ask him a question.
>>526475838bennies is 2k a month though
>>526475819> calor gas heatermany a hot knife was had during lunchtime
>>526475838it's better than completely nuking your life at the first hurdle, not developing any skills and then waking up at 40 with nothing to show for your suffering
>>526475936I’ve attended a few, never participated, just provided some essentials
>>526475976Bennies go a lot fucking higher than that if you've got a couple of kids and you go and tell the bennie office that they're spackers.
He got to see radiohead in Denmark so hes ok with rape gangs existing
>>526475997i dont think working part time at kfc is gonna get you anywhere in life lad
>>526475976I barely scrape £400 a month from UC. Don't know how everyone plays the system.
>>526476103you need to tell them you've got mental elf problems, thats how most people do it
>>526476074discounted filet tower meals, extra cheese
>>526476103You should be getting more than that. Aren't you claiming housing bennies?
>>526476049He didn't even get to see them, Michelin biryani poster did him in good and proper
>>526476074If you've got some sort of work experience you might be able to scrape a supermarket job and arse kiss your way into a low level management position. If you haven't worked at all at the age of 40 then you're absolutely, completely fucked.
>>526476074There's a dignity to employment, even retarded and shit employment that can provide a first step to better things
>>526475758and yet you're always here
>>526476163
>>526476156No, I live with my mum and "they expect her to let me live for free." I pay rent but can't apply for housing benefit. Tried to get the landlord to put me on the rental agreement but they wouldn't because I was unemployed.
>>526476183i remember when i was like 19 and worked at mcdonalds, one of the managers there was some 40-50 year old dyke and she use to brag about how she was making £18k a yeargrim when you think about it>>526476184aint no dignity in frying chicken lad
https://soundcloud.com/bubbleburst/jidlo-wip
ITT: spastics saying how being made to deep fry some chicken for £13 per hour is somehow equivalent to indentured servitude and lashings.Kek you lot are actually hilarious.
>>526476184Good obedient little toilgolem
>>526476270learning to deal with the public and your colleagues is essential, if you're a benny mong your inner world gets too loud
>>526476284you still trying to get to crammond on a mattress
>>526476270>grim when you think about itIt is, but the country's absolutely bleeding cash and one day the generous bennie system is going to get cut off, one way or another. Staying on bennies means that you are completely dependent on a rapidly failing state to feed you.
New>>526476306>>526476306>>526476306
>>526476258Probably have to do silly things like claim carers allowance for her, or something.You'll have to do a lot of dishonest lying. This is what holds many people back.
>>526476103required reading
>>526476381the benny system is fucked, but telling kids they need to work at kfc isn't going to fix shit, the people it would effect are a tiny minority of people on benniesthe real problem are pensioners (yeah, pensions are classed as a benefit), single mums with 20 kids, and foreigners who should have no right to claim any benefits in this country anywayfix those 3 groups and you get bennies down 80% easy
>>526476369Aye captainSilverknowes or bust
>>526476184Ofc. Fetuses dont want to grind, got no discipline.
>>526476483So you're saying when you reach retirement age after a life on bennies contributing nothing the state should end your bennies
>>526476483>the real problem are pensioners (yeah, pensions are classed as a benefit), single mums with 20 kids, and foreigners who should have no right to claim any benefits in this country anyway>fix those 3 groups and you get bennies down 80% easyTrue, but all the major parties have made it clear that option is not on the table. Tories made a few half arsed attempts at it and backed off.
>>526476026>never participated, just provided some essentialsDid you clean up after Bonnie Blue's gangbang?
>>526476585Are they worried about losing single mum votes?
>>526476513>castrol n cake evri are thieves
>>526476661Im sorry to hear.I wondered what happened this Xmas but didnt want to ask.I hope you and the doggo are doing well.
>>526476646As always the unelected bureaucracy slaps it down and the government doesn't have the balls to force it through with an act of parliament.
>>526464675guys I was tricked by my teachers to go to a shit uni and I basically wasted my time for 3 years. I still want the trad oxbridge dream. Is it worth to do the A-levels my school refused to let me do and then go to Oxbridge or should I just let go of the past
>>526476606I’ve been in a few secret corridors with two way mirrors trying to suppress laughter
>>526476583no, we should be teaching people to fucking save money, and be responsible adults with a plan for retirement instead of just sponging off of the governmentfinancial education should be mandatory in schooli find it staggering how hateful people in the uk are of rich or successful people, makes no fucking sensealso telling foreigners they can never have bennies is a vote winner for like 80% of the country but labour wont do it because keir starmer is the one who was actually responsible for making it into law that foreigners can get bennies (no really, he was the one who headed up the legal case for them getting bennies, go look it up)
>>526476774Will anyone ever have the guts to take on the rotten civil service and judiciary?Or can those things only be solved with an outside takeover.
>>526476737Brain scan tomorrow
>>526476888Technically it can be done, in practice it would need a PM with a tungsten ringpiece and a parliamentary majority whipped into complete obedience.So no it's not going to happen.
>>526476951Fingers crossed for him
>>526477086> me
>>526477490Oh.You are supposed to look after number one.Dont leave me here with the rest of these windowlickers.
>>526476483>>526476381just get rid of the migrants in hotels to save a cool 1 billion per annum
>>526477701starting to think prolonged castrol usage might not be as beneficial as I first thought
>>526476483>>526476381>>526477827>save a cool billionsorry, £2.8billion
>>526477914I got myself a medical prescription. My menu atm:https://cannabishealing.co.uk/medicann/ Look after yoursel you big daftie.
>>526478200i wanted to go this route but im on methadone and ive heard if you’re a smack head they wont give you this so im stuck with illegal. not complaining. got wedding cake and stardoggy doginb4 its dawg
>>526478200you on the next bake?How you finding the strengths, had grim reports
>>526478280>wedding cakeKino> fat kids cakedouble kino
>>526478353Its mostly old weed but depends what your local black market supply was like before. It is getting a lot better.The Rosin carts are prob the best on medical atm
>>526478484> donkey butter
