Same here OP.
Jacob is an asshole
Cain finds a wife out of random while he's supposed to be the only human left
God acting like a petulant child
Sometimes god talks to you, sometimes angels. Depends on his agenda

Can't believe we wasted 2000 years on this desert religion and 5000 on the previous one. Not talking about the last one, even more retarded "the piss of the prophet is holy" "the prophet took Zutt dick in the desert and Aisha cleaned the cum"
Retarded, plain.

>>526464879
i never understood why the snake is the bad guy. snakedude is telling the truth and god is lying.
god says "eat this shit you die"
they eat it and dont die??
am i just supposed to believe a liar?

>>526465828
The OG translation has "evil" mean something like "bad or unfortunate things", so taking the apple is choosing to know mortal lives and including death. So God comes off like he's spouting shit because of bad localisers, and the snake is just there because Jews need to put blame on something other than themselves.

>>526465828
>man was immortal until they ate the apple
>man can now die
>hurrr durr, but then who was phone?

>>526464879
Read a different edition

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>>526467101
>not translating it yourself
??
>>526467287
not what it says.

i went all the way to translate it. the word used is "wither" that is the closest translation.

the snake tells the truth.

>>526467287
>all knowing God
>creates Adam and eve knowing what they will do
>gets angry...